Friends forever. you.. America is the kind of friend that would buy you ice cream and then convince you he should eat it.
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#119 - digitalpixel (07/25/2013) [+] (10 replies)
**** you too
#99 to #2 - icezillah (07/25/2013) [-]
i thought they would be relatively close in age.
#252 to #99 - Rascal (07/26/2013) [-]
According to the US English dictionary a pedophile is a person that is attracted to kids. Kids can be attracted to kids too.
#4 - Muppetz (07/25/2013) [-]
#259 to #116 - doubledisme (07/26/2013) [-]
we got two dicks
one chode one regular dick
canada on the other hand only has one short and skinny dick
#127 - stallwallwriter (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, I'd say it's a lot like the US is the cool kid in school and we're the dorky one they hang out with some times because they grew up together. Canada is always saying that they wouldn't want to deal with all of America's drama, but we find it fascinating and actually compare ourselves with them all the time.

Meanwhile, the US is only dimly aware we exist, because they're dealing with their own problems at home, and they're usually out shopping with China, who they're totally frenemies with.
User avatar #209 to #127 - lyiat (07/25/2013) [-]
Coming from someone who lives in New England and shares a border with you, I am well aware you exist. Wish I could visit, but alas I am poor.
#251 to #127 - trivdiego (07/26/2013) [-]
love you canada
User avatar #254 to #127 - commandermunkee (07/26/2013) [-]
As an american, China's more like that gay affair relationship. We're still seeing some other girl, but still pay a visit and suck a dick here and there. But we love you, just in a funny guy who's the butt of our jokes kinda way.
#223 to #127 - Rascal (07/26/2013) [-]
and the Nordics are the perfect students, very athletic, intelligent and charismatic.
User avatar #184 to #127 - reginleif (07/25/2013) [-]
As an American, I feel that as of right now Canada is our most reliable ally.

Britain is a douche.

France is a mega douche.

Israel may vote most consistently with the US, but they get us into too much scrapes and their influence on our congressmen scares me.

And **** Sealand. :/
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#134 to #127 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
We love you guys. Bros4Life
User avatar #142 to #127 - Mahazama (07/25/2013) [-]
<3 Canada
-From an American.
User avatar #18 - endface ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
America is the kind of friend that would buy you ice cream and then convince you he should eat it.
#175 to #18 - calebtheman (07/25/2013) [-]
not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing
User avatar #67 to #18 - zzforrest (07/25/2013) [-]
As an American, I totally agree. We aren't the assholes that steal your ice cream...
We just convince you that we should be the ones eating it.
User avatar #257 to #67 - SmilingJackSmyth (07/26/2013) [-]
And bomb the **** out of everyone who doesn't agree. If the Earth was a hig school, America would be the stupid bully who is insecure about his dick.
User avatar #258 to #257 - psykobear (07/26/2013) [-]
You just sound so intelligent right now.
User avatar #260 to #258 - SmilingJackSmyth (07/26/2013) [-]
It's a game I like to call "Find the butthurt Yankee" found one...
User avatar #261 to #260 - psykobear (07/26/2013) [-]
So anyone that disagrees with out is "butthurt"? You would be a good politician.
User avatar #262 to #261 - SmilingJackSmyth (07/26/2013) [-]
So, let me get this straight. You actually disagree with what I'm saying, so you're trying to imply that I sound like an idiot, because you disagree with me.

Instead of trying to bring up a valid point against my analogy, you came up with a lame insult, and then tried to accuse me of the logical fallacy that YOU just committed.

You suck. Go buy yourself a happy-meal with extra large fatass menu, and a diet coke, american. And leave thinking to those who can.
User avatar #270 to #262 - psykobear (07/26/2013) [-]
Ok, you make a good point, and I can acknowledge that. But falling back on the same insults that everyone uses to generalize everyone in a country is kind of primitive. You're right, I resorted to insults, but what's said is said. You, however, resorted to generalizing a whole country based on nothing.

"Bomb the **** out of everyone who doesn't agree." Bombed Nazis because they were Nazis, who wouldn't? Bombed Japs because they bombed us, no brainer. Bombed Al Qaeda because they are a terrorist group. How is this bombing everyone who disagrees?

"If the Earth was a high* school, America would be the stupid bully who is insecure about his dick." If you look throughout history, the only fights the US has been in (other than the Revolution and Civil wars) were trying to protect another country. How is this being a bully?

You're right, I brought no valid point, but I am bringing them now.
And the Happy Meal thing? How original.
User avatar #278 to #270 - SmilingJackSmyth (07/26/2013) [-]
So, you honestly believe that the 2 atom bombs on Japan were justified, even though they were dropped AFTER their surrender?

Who the **** do you think you're protecting in Iraq? Who the **** were you protecting in Vietnam? And don't even bring the bogeyman Al-Queda up.

Just think about this for a second: from the annual budget you warmongering assholes spend on killing others could end hunger on the world. It would be enough money to change the world for the better with it, but nooo, you guys have to have the bigger dick.

And for the record, I don't think every single person from america is a retarded warmongering brainwashed asshole. It's just that AS A COUNTRY, that's what it is.
User avatar #281 to #278 - SmilingJackSmyth (07/26/2013) [-]
Oh yeah, and about the nazis, the only reason you people weren't on their side, is because they threathened you.
#294 to #281 - endface ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
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User avatar #296 to #281 - psykobear (07/26/2013) [-]
Ok, where to start, where to start.

Yes. The two atom bombs on Japan were justified. We wanted Japan to leave the war, and they wouldn't quit. A message was necessary. One bomb was used and the Japanese believe we had no more and wouldn't do it again. The second bombing was to convince them to step down. The island to island hopping war we were having was claiming way too many lives on both sides. Many people forget that the soldiers' lives are important, too, and many didn't even want to fight.

Boogeyman Al Qaeda? How can you even suggest that they don't exist? We have legitimate proof that they are behind the attacks. Trying to eliminate Al Qaeda is saving many people, as a terrorist group kills innocent people to send a message. In Vietnam, we were protecting South Vietnam from North Vietnam. What is hard to understand about that? In Iraq, Iraq is not being attacked, Al Qaeda is.

"You warmongering assholes" Did you know that it is NOT put up to a vote of the people when to go to war? Not all of us chose to be involved in **** . And while I'm on that note, the money the country spends on "killing others" prevents many other innocent people from being killed. "You guys have to have the bigger dick" Wow, you go straight to dicks a lot don't you? But anyways, as I said, trying to stop terrorists (I hate using the word, it makes me sound like Bush) prevents many other innocent lives from being taken.

The Nazi bit, who are you to decide this? Do you have any proof to support this, or is this some fanatical idea you generated? The United States was on NEITHER side until Japan bombed Pearl Harbor. The way you put it, you seem to thin k that America would be on the Nazi side, when America contains pretty much every ethnicity there is, and wouldn't be one for genocide.
User avatar #297 to #296 - psykobear (07/26/2013) [-]
Sidenote: I'm not thumbing you down, we are having a discussion. I wish people wouldn't use thumbs here, but you can't stop FunnyJunkers.
User avatar #302 to #297 - SmilingJackSmyth (07/26/2013) [-]
Also on a side note, I really couldn't care less about thumbs, we're having an open discussion.
User avatar #301 to #296 - SmilingJackSmyth (07/26/2013) [-]
Correction about the time of Japan's surrender noted. My history book says otherwise, convince me by showing a more reliable source than wikipedia. Peer reviewed journal or somesuch.

I'm not doubting Al-queda exists, but if someone tells you that that's what you people are shooting at over there, they're really giving you the full fist. Do you believe that you people are the good guys? REALLY? (As if such a thing existed in war).

What really baffles me, is this: I can tell you're not stupid, but even you can call dropping an atomic bomb justified, because the island to island war was taking too many lives on both sides", oh the compassion, for both sides! So let's just nuke the ******* . That oughta stop the killing!

It's quite early here, and I'm starting to ramble. Point is: You know your armies are out there murdering people. And you justifyp, and kept it with ******** . And justify that with more ******** , such as war on terrorism, war for liberty, war for peace. The world would be so much better if america just sat down, shut up, and kept researching instead of destroying stuff.

User avatar #303 to #301 - psykobear (07/26/2013) [-]
I'm too lazy to bring up proof about the japan thing because I'm trying to get on some TF2 with my friends. Can someone else reply to me with it? I'd appreciate it.

I don't believe we are the good guys. There are no good guys in war, but bad guys are more than real. And if someone can try to stop the bad guys, more power to them.

The nukes were dropped on military cities. They weren't randomly selected. The war with Japan could have gone on indefinitely and many a soldier's life would have been taken, both those of the Japanese and American. Yes, the bombs killed many, but most likely less than would have died if the war went on for four years or so.

I completely agree with your last statement. The American government should just mind their own damn business. But you can't be so black and white about it. On one hand, yes, they are in other people's business and getting little done. But this doesn't mean that America is a war mongering group. If that was true, we would start wiping out countries with no military, but we aren't doing that and have no desire to do that.

Also, thank you. But think about it. You said, "I can tell you're not stupid," but earlier, you were very quick to say, "Go buy yourself a happy-meal with extra fatass menu." If you go straight to the stereotypical insults of a group when you find them aggressive (Sorry about that), you'll never find out anything else about them. I haven't even asked what country you were from because it is irrelevant to our discussion. I would still be talking about this were I from anywhere else.
User avatar #306 to #303 - SmilingJackSmyth (07/26/2013) [-]
Simple. You started the convo with a mild insult, and I replied in kind.

When you brought the arguments, you proved you're better than you first let on.

Anyway, in the sometime in the future, it's going to be up to people like you to change the public opinion on America not by justifying mistakes of the past, but laying the groundwork for a better future.

And sincerely, good luck with that, because that change will not come without blood.
#299 to #278 - Rascal (07/26/2013) [-]
you're not going to acknowledge the ****** up things japan was doing at the time?
#84 - MAHEREX (07/25/2013) [-]
#193 to #84 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
Familiar picture!
#247 to #84 - jpg (07/26/2013) [-]
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#95 to #72 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
feels out of nowhere... i-idk
#107 to #72 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
Balls of feel.
#29 - sirjazzelsdacasual (07/25/2013) [-]
>post mentioning Canada

>swell with apologetic pride
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User avatar #93 to #29 - europe (07/25/2013) [-]
Does she have a goatee?
User avatar #221 to #29 - dancingTrooper (07/26/2013) [-]
theres a town I visited where this is a real thing
User avatar #160 to #29 - octaviano (07/25/2013) [-]
But where's Stacy's Mom?
Oh, yeah, she got it going on again, doesn't she?
#117 - crazyolitis (07/25/2013) [-]
All this apparent close friendship between the U.S.A. and Canada make me feel warm inside.
#59 - esmebuffay (07/25/2013) [-]
I was looking for a picture related to a different comment I was going to make but I found this picture and even though I have no idea what it's in reference to I just had to share it.
User avatar #156 to #59 - wtfduud (07/25/2013) [-]
#313 to #59 - Rascal (07/26/2013) [-]
canada has an elected conservative government, your argument is invalid. also, central canada is more southern united states. stupid cunt
User avatar #318 to #313 - esmebuffay (07/26/2013) [-]
Like I said I found it and thought it was funny, dick breath. I'm not trying to make any argument.
User avatar #73 to #59 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
A lot of the people in states like California are liberal tools so conservative biggots see them as wannabe Canadians
#76 to #73 - silentnigga (07/25/2013) [-]
mfw i live in california and everyone thinks its just holywood and nothing else
User avatar #114 to #76 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
i live in California too around San Fran and Oakland most people that "talk about politics" are Obama fan boys
User avatar #321 to #114 - silentnigga (07/26/2013) [-]
to close to the gay capitol of the world... head east and you will find some rednecks who have a nobama! sticker on there chevy blazer
User avatar #190 to #76 - popkornking (07/25/2013) [-]
Wow that's brutal, like they don't even acknowledge Disneyland and San Diego?
User avatar #75 to #59 - theguythatisnotyou (07/25/2013) [-]
Dude, that would be an awesome book.
#82 - mexx (07/25/2013) [-]
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#109 to #82 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
We have a cooler history than USA and China and we aren't complete cunts, we win.
User avatar #130 to #109 - randomserb (07/25/2013) [-]
Both points are subjective.
#192 to #130 - meinneger (07/25/2013) [-]
from my personal perspective, more than half of the americans i've met have been idiots and more than half of the scandinavians i've met have been lovely
#312 to #192 - Rascal (07/26/2013) [-]
I can put a personal perspective too, but on this site since I've never went to those countries.

Most people who say they are scandinavians aren't nice (usually bashing America for being prideful then unleashing their own pride hypocrites ). Yeah there's some american assholes but these days I've seen more American hate than actual americans who are being asses.
#180 to #109 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
If funnyjunk is a reflective microcosm of your country, then yes, you are complete cunts. Arrogant cunts. Insult the **** out of America and pretend like Norway and all your other ********** countries are blessed and the greatest ******* place to live.

And I'm British for the record, and even I think America acts with less retarded blind-patriotism. At least the Americans here admit to their countries faults.
#310 to #109 - Rascal (07/26/2013) [-]
Except you, you're a complete cunt.

You also lose.
#150 to #109 - mexx (07/25/2013) [-]
True, i dislike USA and China to.
I'm Dutch by the way, planning to go study and live in Norway, great country.
Went there on vacation for 2 weeks this summer, love to go hiking there.
#48 to #34 - loopymoodude (07/25/2013) [-]
Dat Polar Bear
#68 - Protomix (07/25/2013) [-]
what canada doesn't realize is that both those ice creams are for america
#159 to #68 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
can't you just not ruin the moment?
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#97 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
Why does England have a hat but France no béret ?
User avatar #49 - toastycracker (07/25/2013) [-]
I had a friend from Canada that used to hate the jokes about Canadians saying "eh" after everything, told him to spell Canada and he never spoke to me again.
#225 to #49 - Rascal (07/26/2013) [-]
Cool story bro.
User avatar #51 to #49 - DmOnZ (07/25/2013) [-]
...I think you should win a nobel prize for pissing off a Canadian past the point where he apologies for being mad at you.
#138 - include ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #179 to #138 - thepandaking (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't know how to explain it, but... whenever I see this gif, the way the guy's face moves, paired with his hair... I don't know it just makes me feel uncomfortable
User avatar #185 to #179 - SuperHyperCrazy (07/25/2013) [-]
That's Ron White I believe. His accent's so thick you can see it through the gif.
User avatar #187 to #185 - thepandaking (07/25/2013) [-]
I hear a really accentuated american accent for some reason, maybe that's what makes me uncomfortable, the face doesn't match that kind of voice.
User avatar #189 to #187 - SuperHyperCrazy (07/25/2013) [-]
Well it's a southern (american) accent, so you're pretty much right. if that's even what you meant
User avatar #100 - fantomen (07/25/2013) [-]
I was on /k/ the other day and I saw ample proof that the yanks and maples are total bros.

There was a thread with stories form US military veterans.
Basically everyone that had been on leave in Canada while wearing their uniforms had been approached by Canadians that thanked them for protecting their country and freedom, then the yanks tried to say they weren't Canadian, but the Canadians would just say they already knew that but they wanted to thank them anyway.
#230 - whopperinfection (07/26/2013) [-]
What he REALLY saw
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