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#40 - xnotcreative
Reply +15
(07/26/2013) [-]
Who HASN'T dated Taylor Swift?

She dumped me 2 weeks ago, wrote a song about me, moved on and is currently going out with my friends grandpa.
#53 to #40 - thesoulless
Reply +16
(07/26/2013) [-]
Funny you should mention that, I'm out to dinner with her right now!
#60 to #53 - thatswhatshesaid
Reply +2
(07/26/2013) [-]
And I've got a date with her tomorrow.
#52 to #40 - sloot
Reply +8
(07/26/2013) [-]
We were on a date and my nose began to itch.... unfortunately I chose to scratch it... needless to say she broke up with and wrote and entire album about it.
#66 to #52 - Durp
Reply 0
(07/26/2013) [-]
I've heard she's now taking dates for her next two albums.
#43 to #40 - defender [OP]
Reply 0
(07/26/2013) [-]
she dumped me two minutes ago
#48 to #43 - harrywarden
Reply +5
(07/26/2013) [-]
That's funny, I just came in here to cry about her dumping me too.
#50 to #48 - frozennos
Reply 0
(07/26/2013) [-]
I sex-zoned that bitch
I sex-zoned that bitch