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#9 - bswanson
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Blah blah, pseudo religious flargy flargen questioning the meaning of life...
SPIDER MONKEYS
#41 to #9 - elcreepo ONLINE
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(07/25/2013) [-]
And this is why it's okay to have that in a kid's movie.
#201 to #9 - luqmanr
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#208 to #201 - anon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
you are awesome
#188 to #9 - yetiyitties
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(07/25/2013) [-]
That spider monkey was the coolest ******* thing ever. It's like a centaur but cooler
#210 to #9 - SILENCEnight
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(07/26/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #3035400 at Friendly ** It looks like a black guy on spider legs.
#107 to #9 - usernameerror
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(07/25/2013) [-]
spider monkey?
#136 to #9 - mattymc
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(07/25/2013) [-]
"flargy flargen"
"flargy flargen"
#25 - ishotthedeputy
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#18 - chthulhu
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Fun fact: The character named "Machete" in Spy Kids is actually the exact same Machete that appeared in his own ultra-violent movie in 2010. Danny Trejo has confirmed this.

Sauce: www.imdb.com/character/ch0006776/
#166 to #18 - crazykidwithaknife
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Machete bartended for Ron Burgundy?
#248 to #18 - Schwarzenegger
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(08/23/2013) [-]
Sonofabitch.
#196 to #18 - pastortroy
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(07/25/2013) [-]
DOES THAT SAY THERE'S ANOTHER MACHETE COMING OUT THIS YEAR
#203 to #196 - drewhamster
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Yes and it looks even more badass then the first!
#202 to #196 - chthulhu
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(07/26/2013) [-]
[HD] Machete Kills Trailer [English Version]

Yep
#29 to #18 - xxhunterxx
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I kind of realized that when his name came up as Machete, I'm like "isn't he uncle Machete from spy kids" and now you confirmed my beliefs.

But how come Daryl Sabara or Sbaro or whatever isn't addressed as Juni? Unless he's not supposed to be that character.
#3 - savvasp
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(07/25/2013) [-]
wHY DO PEOPLE TALK like this on tumblr?
#21 to #3 - thatguycrow
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(07/25/2013) [-]
They press caps lock first so can can put emphasis on the first part of their sentence then forget to not press shift for the first letter I assume. SO THIS is what they aim for, bUT THIS is what they get
#28 to #3 - suppgurl
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Its alot more like "oMG i jUST PeeeeeeeeDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MYSELfFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ASDFGHJKL
#100 to #3 - klaos
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(07/25/2013) [-]
They don't talk.. They type.
#139 to #3 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Joke: why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. "not funny"

Joke on tumblr: why did the chicken cross the road? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE.

"two kinds of people"

"I'm so done"

"dead"
#157 to #3 - dirtydollar
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(07/25/2013) [-]
they are just too lazy to fix their caps, once they realize they've goofed
#158 to #3 - zaggystirdust
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(07/25/2013) [-]
because they're annoying
#177 to #3 - mrbuu
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I think it capitals the first letter in case
#5 to #3 - thedarkangel
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(07/25/2013) [-]
My guess is they started with caps lock on but are too lazy to fix what they started
#6 to #5 - savvasp
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(07/25/2013) [-]
But they didn't start with caps lock. They just use caps lock on the 2nd letter and come other words and then bam back to normal
#7 to #6 - thedarkangel
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(07/25/2013) [-]
if you shift while cap locking it lower cases,"Why do people talk" would be "wHY DO PEOPLE TALK" ...that or they are just idiots...hard to tell.
#12 to #3 - millennial ONLINE
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(07/25/2013) [-]
It's only the idiots that do. I have a tumblr and it all depends on who you follow.
It's only the idiots that do. I have a tumblr and it all depends on who you follow.
#55 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>"hoLD THE **** uP"

Sometime i will shove their caps lock down their asses.
#185 to #55 - maucorn **User deleted account**
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#159 to #55 - zaggystirdust
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(07/25/2013) [-]
"down their asses"
never really heard someone give that general direction when talking about sodomizing
#216 to #55 - nutslap
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(07/26/2013) [-]
You seem just as dumb with grammar like that.
#243 to #216 - marcinthedarc **User deleted account**
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(07/26/2013) [-]
...Or i am not an american, and i can't speak it so good.
#58 to #55 - fiddlestickz
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(07/25/2013) [-]
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#27 - useroftheLOLZ
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Well, humans were created in the image of god, I can only assume that this would include, state of mind, and mentality as well, and since god is the only true omnipotent deity, humans the only ones who can understand god, and interact with him, because we have free will, and Angels and Demons do not, so maybe he is afraid, because, like god, we can only observe our selves through other people observing and interacting with us, so maybe when god created humans, and saw how "he" interacted, and saw how he truly was, he became afraid, as he caught a glimpse of what he truly was.
#69 to #27 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Too bad that god is a very unlikely possibility religi-fag.
#71 to #69 - yuukoku
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(07/25/2013) [-]
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Anon, shut up and consider the possibilities. Nothing is impossible and there could as easily be God as there could not be a God.
#165 to #71 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Not the same anon, but:

No. Definitely not. In NO way is what you said true. I'm not saying that this justifies any anti-religious behavior, but from a realistic standpoint, at least when referring to a judeo-christian god, there is a near-zero chance of god's existence. If you've read the bible in its entirety, you would know this.

Again, I'm not saying that the other anon's comment was really necessary or that any of this warrants hate, but there is no reason that you should be getting thumbs right now; you're just so wrong. Other anon didn't even say God was impossible, and even so, after considering the realistic possibilities, the chance of god's existence, is indeed, practically zero.

Don't even pretend that God is in any way realistic. I don't mind if you believe in him, but don't pretend like you're right or even close to plausible. If you choose to be christian, that's fine, but don't pretend like your beliefs aren't unrealistic.

Inb4 calm your fedora atheistfag
#233 to #165 - yuukoku
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(07/26/2013) [-]
I never said that it had to be "God" per se. I believe that there's something out there that just likes to **** with us. It likes to let us progress and it always puts challenges in our way and it always makes our lives as difficult as possible. It also sets boundaries in which we cannot evade and places that we may not trespass such as Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.

I don't buy into reading the Bible for answers, though it is a very great story and has some true accounts that can guide one in certain situations. It teaches mostly good morals and values and is a generally good thing, but I think that it's best to just not bother with questions that we can't answer, let alone read a book that was written by people for answers that stem much farther back than people can comprehend. I'm sure the answer will come along the way or we will make our own answers to these questions.

P.S. I'm not an Athiest at all and I think fedoras are sort of strange. I'm a little Buddhist if you must know, anon.
#111 to #27 - Furubatsu
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Beautiful
Beautiful
#113 to #27 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
first of all, angels and demons do have free will. angels=demons. A demon is an angel who turned away from god and followed satan, another former angel. secondly god isnt afraid of himself, he made adam and eve as perfect creations and he enjoyed hanging out with them in the garden of eden, but then satan corrupted them into sin. god doesnt hide in heaven, he sent himself down as living flesh to be with his creation, and to save it. god fears nothing.
#212 to #113 - useroftheLOLZ
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Angels and Demons do not have free will, they are incapable of understanding such concepts as they are not truly sentient being, they are an embodiment of some sort of idea. Second, Satan did not corrupt Adam and Eve, if God's creations were so perfect, why did they commit the original sin? Third, God made Adam in his image, and Eve from Adam, they are copies of God, minus the omnipotence, so by extension, Adam, Eve, and their children are pieces of God. Fourth, how can you claim that god fears nothing, when he has shown to be capable of feeling human emotions. Fifth, I am an Atheist, I don't believe in any of this ****, and merely was trying to start a philosophical discussion, not some retarded ********.
#119 to #27 - cabbagemayhem
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Only, why would he be afraid of being benevolent and interacting gloriously? Mind not blown.
#125 to #27 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Technically, humans USED to have God's mentality and all, but since humanity was corrupted by sin, we don't completely have the Godlike mentality. I mean, we kinda do. With all the good people in the world doing generous and noble deeds, we act in the mentality he gave us. But you still have the people who don't act how we were meant to act.


Probably going to get thumbed down to oblivion for this, but I don't care.
#162 to #125 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Or maybe sin is a part of what God is and God isn't perfect?
Just posting my opinion here so don't drown me (who am I kidding, you're gonna lynch me).
#239 to #162 - anon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
who cares youre an anon like me
#224 to #27 - BOOTYWIZARD
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(07/26/2013) [-]
im an atheist, and that was the most profound **** ive ever read
#86 - redwindow
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(07/25/2013) [-]
gfw he created earth and people
#238 to #86 - dadukesta
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(07/26/2013) [-]
God came to Earth in Human form.

So we killed him hard.
#57 - Blackula
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Ahhh, its those comments that just make me sit in a corner and think for a couple hours
#60 to #57 - timesmath
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Hey, slow it down with that thinkin stuff bub. Big man gets antsy with freewill hangin around yous guys.
#66 - amuro
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Jail Changed Mr. Pink
Jail Changed Mr. Pink
#219 to #66 - anon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
I love you.
#164 to #66 - tainted
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Or maybe he avoided jail and it was the diamonds that changed him.
#167 to #164 - amuro
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Clever, but you need to read this:
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You are welcome, mate
#170 to #167 - tainted
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Wow, didn't expect that. It sad, I thought Mr White had come out clean and gone on to live a better life somewhere.
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