The perfect crime. . we ' has ever hard about the perfect crime...
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User avatar #93 to #2 - solomon (07/26/2013) [-]
dont start that **** again
#6 - tehnoobpwnzor ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #62 to #6 - rhiaanor (07/25/2013) [-]
Its how you feel when you stealthily finish the jewelry store mission
User avatar #68 to #62 - tehnoobpwnzor ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
my favorite has to be the four stores haha, the ammount of team work required for it makes it one hell of a good run
User avatar #69 to #68 - rhiaanor (07/25/2013) [-]
dude, pulling off a perfect jewelry store run is rediculously hard, especially if you dont take care of the whore
User avatar #71 to #69 - tehnoobpwnzor ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
i found it pretty easy though...but then again i did spend 65 hours or so on payday 1 pretty much last month XD
User avatar #72 to #71 - rhiaanor (07/25/2013) [-]
I didnt like payday 1 at all, only played like 30 minutes before I uninstalled. Hated that game, the second one is way better
User avatar #73 to #72 - tehnoobpwnzor ONLINE (07/26/2013) [-]
hm, i loved it but i had a proper team on it. we didn't **** around. we always had a laugh though. the second one is better than the first but i still love the first one.
#36 to #6 - johnnygat (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm so hyped.
User avatar #38 to #36 - tehnoobpwnzor ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
im already in the beta its pretty epic
User avatar #39 to #38 - johnnygat (07/25/2013) [-]
Lucky bastard! I pre-ordered the collector's edition yesterday.
User avatar #41 to #39 - tehnoobpwnzor ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
if you preordered the criminal edition then you should have the beta already...or if you bought the criminal edition now you should still get beta
#12 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
No one noticed when I pooped in my pants at the age of 14.
User avatar #97 to #12 - huttero (07/26/2013) [-]
"The perfect crap"
User avatar #13 to #12 - lightninghorse (07/25/2013) [-]
'cause it was perfect
User avatar #14 to #13 - cousin (07/25/2013) [-]
The poop was perfect?
User avatar #15 to #14 - lightninghorse (07/25/2013) [-]
obviously
#16 to #15 - cousin (07/25/2013) [-]
Mmm sexy.
Mmm sexy.
User avatar #17 to #16 - lightninghorse (07/25/2013) [-]
for some reason i found that ridiculously hilarious
User avatar #18 to #17 - cousin (07/25/2013) [-]
I am glad to hear that. Well, read it.
#24 to #23 - Obscurity (07/25/2013) [-]
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oh my god harry who told you
#86 - grohl (07/26/2013) [-]
MFW me and my lifting team were talking in the locker room after Strength class in high school about the perfect murder, and our coach comes out of nowhere while eating a Banana and describes a clearly well thought out plan for the perfect murder, involving industrial strength chemicals, dogs, and tarps, among other items, and walks back into his office
MFW me and my lifting team were talking in the locker room after Strength class in high school about the perfect murder, and our coach comes out of nowhere while eating a Banana and describes a clearly well thought out plan for the perfect murder, involving industrial strength chemicals, dogs, and tarps, among other items, and walks back into his office
#32 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
mfw when lots of people are talking about murder but content never specified what crime it was.
#65 to #32 - nightstar (07/25/2013) [-]
D. B. Cooper.
#37 to #32 - RiflemanFunny (07/25/2013) [-]
Getting Elected.
User avatar #76 to #37 - scootalooisyourgod (07/26/2013) [-]
Yeah **** Mittens
User avatar #49 to #32 - ambiguous **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
I jay walked once. **** da police.
User avatar #59 to #49 - skinless (07/25/2013) [-]
a few black kids got arrested near my house for walking on some unused train track. said it was j-walking

thought i'd just say that
User avatar #11 - fukkenname (07/25/2013) [-]
I've heard of the perfect crime. It was called "The Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist", in which 18 million dollars worth of maple syrup was stolen

www.businessweek.com/articles/2013-01-02/the-great-canadian-maple-syrup-heist
User avatar #19 to #11 - timmywankenobi (07/25/2013) [-]
That day lives on in infamy here in Canada .
User avatar #46 to #11 - fukkendragonite (07/25/2013) [-]
How did you not catch them when they came forward to apologise for stealing the maple syrup?
#61 - thelamalord (07/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#50 - mechagodzilla (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh juses crust, I tried explaining this time and time again to my friends, but they never understood what it meant or what i was saying.
Oh juses crust, I tried explaining this time and time again to my friends, but they never understood what it meant or what i was saying.
#77 - leonjoker (07/26/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here because it seems pretty ******* appropriate.

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4657748/murder/

TL;DR : Tips on how to get away with murder. Enjoy.
User avatar #82 to #77 - mylazy (07/26/2013) [-]
When you go to it...notice how it has almost as many favorites as it does thumbs.
User avatar #96 to #77 - luqmanr (07/26/2013) [-]
Someone writing a novel would have that knowledge come in handy.
User avatar #57 - volleys (07/25/2013) [-]
Why is a Glock the symbol of crime for this picture?
#87 to #57 - doubledisme (07/26/2013) [-]
becuse in 70% of crime that involved firearms the firearms in question were pistols
and in media "gangstas" often shoot glocks "stupid style"
but in real life most "gangstas use old pocket pistols
I know this from talking to police officers and knowing several people who think they are gangsters
User avatar #98 to #87 - volleys (07/26/2013) [-]
Most pistols used in crime are cheap. High Points for example, or cheap .22s. Glocks are $400+
User avatar #88 to #57 - kristovsky (07/26/2013) [-]
because glocks are ******* awesome

they are the metal of the handgun world
#27 - jakelax (07/25/2013) [-]
who says its gotta be a murder? i always thought of the perfect crime as someone who had an epic heist..like stealing the Mona Lisa then replacing it with a fake so no one ever knew..
User avatar #31 to #27 - chuca ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
you wouldn't happen to be referencing Mr. Tiny from Cirque Du Freak, would you?
User avatar #33 to #31 - ajmartin (07/25/2013) [-]
I haven't read that series in forever! I just remember liking it a lot and the ending was awesome
User avatar #34 to #33 - chuca ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
agreed, i was excited for the movie but **** they ruined it, i mean you always expect differences but it was like a completely different ****** story
User avatar #35 to #34 - ajmartin (07/25/2013) [-]
I was very excited for the movie. I don't remember much of it but I do recall them totally ruining a big reveal in the end of the series... Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't it revealed that the friend was on the bad side a couple books in? In the movie, I think I remember him being revealed at the end (and the movie was the 1st book only!)
User avatar #66 to #35 - chuca ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
yea it was actually almost the middle of the series before it was revealed the friend was evil, plus the ruined a huge part of the books where he wont drink human blood until the end of the second book when a friend he makes is killed by the wolfman and Mr. Crepsly tells him he can save part of his spirit by drinking his blood
#94 to #66 - ajmartin (07/26/2013) [-]
I barely remember that part... I only remember a few parts like the Colosseum fight-to-the-death, the vampire mountain, and the ending I need to reread the books
#92 - edgeomatic (07/26/2013) [-]
Well where's the fun in that
Well where's the fun in that
User avatar #90 - logickid (07/26/2013) [-]
The perfect crime is that when you freeze a lamb leg kill the person with it at your house cook the lamb leg and serve it to the police.
#99 to #90 - zekaizer (07/31/2013) [-]
What was the name of that ******* short story!? I've been looking for it for ages...

I told it to my cousin's fiancé, it came out like I was threatening him...
#53 to #51 - triggathepirate (07/25/2013) [-]
I hear that in a fancy Scottish butler accent.
I hear that in a fancy Scottish butler accent.
#43 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
George Zimmerman, Casey Anthony, OJ...
#95 to #43 - cabbagemayhem (07/26/2013) [-]
Zimmerman was being attacked and acted within his rights, yet not only do you call him a criminal, but you place him next to a psychopath and a 1st degree murderer.
User avatar #63 - vedgetable (07/25/2013) [-]
i hate glocks..
#78 - trustsharpeye (07/26/2013) [-]
What if the perfect crime is capitalism itself - we just don't notice it...
#3 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
thats actually stupid cause it ll be on the news, cause the killers wouldnt be caught
#20 to #3 - markonj ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
You watch way too much CSI I do reckon
#10 to #3 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
You'd surprised at how low the rate of solved murders is.
#5 to #3 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
think again. If there is no corpse or any other significant sign of a criminal act to be found, it will be "investigated" as a missing person, not a murder.
User avatar #7 to #5 - tenfinnvo (07/25/2013) [-]
And crime does not even imply someone going missing, robbery is a crime too. So if there is "nothing" wrong, no one would ever think that there was even a crime.
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