FUCK YA. . I will not! Mauser the Second, and but Its name is Johannes it will only react to its full name. Joke's on you, I would have named it that anyway.
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#32 - asgerfyr ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
A CAT THAT REACTS TO YOUR CALLINGS?
A CAT THAT REACTS TO YOUR CALLINGS?
#1 - feminazi (07/24/2013) [-]
Joke's on you, I would have named it that anyway.
#20 - anonymoose (07/25/2013) [-]
A cat that responds to it's name? That ****** like magic.
User avatar #4 - the fuzzball (07/25/2013) [-]
cats dont ******* listen anyway
#41 - Protomix (07/25/2013) [-]
so what's the downside?
so what's the downside?
User avatar #90 - nightmaren (07/25/2013) [-]
> Having a cat that actually responds to it's name
Deal
User avatar #69 - galkawhm (07/25/2013) [-]
>Implying cats respond to names anyway
User avatar #70 to #69 - articulate ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
My cat knows its name.
User avatar #71 to #69 - iamzimfoolishhuman (07/25/2013) [-]
so did mine just gotta train them to respond
User avatar #72 to #69 - CarePackage (07/25/2013) [-]
My cat Dave knows his name.
#99 to #72 - danilawleit (07/25/2013) [-]
Am I seeing what you did there or am I just being dense
#142 to #99 - atma (07/25/2013) [-]
one can only hope.
#143 to #142 - danilawleit (07/25/2013) [-]
Muh 			*****		.
Muh ***** .
User avatar #73 to #72 - mrwalkerfour (07/25/2013) [-]
dave?
User avatar #74 to #73 - CarePackage (07/25/2013) [-]
yep..
#38 - decieverofthegods **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #53 to #38 - swagarian (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't have a cat! jokes on them.
#60 to #38 - Obscurity (07/25/2013) [-]
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eating out pussy to an extreme
User avatar #82 to #38 - thephantur (07/25/2013) [-]
Jokes on you I'm Chinese.
User avatar #78 to #38 - masterfong (07/25/2013) [-]
Ha! I'm Chinese, a win-win for me
User avatar #40 to #38 - notsolonleyisland (07/25/2013) [-]
So basically, you get to live forever if you eat Chinese food? Deal!
User avatar #109 to #40 - megusters (07/25/2013) [-]
*Northern Chinese
User avatar #115 to #110 - megusters (07/25/2013) [-]
Only northern parts of china eat "pet" meat. And northern vietnamese. Northern asians are ****** up.
User avatar #116 to #115 - notsolonleyisland (07/25/2013) [-]
Meh. Its still chinese
User avatar #118 to #116 - megusters (07/25/2013) [-]
True nonetheless.
#62 to #40 - wheredahoodat (07/25/2013) [-]
It doesn't really say anything about living forever, you could still get sick or die in an accident.
User avatar #64 to #62 - notsolonleyisland (07/25/2013) [-]
still worth it
#65 to #64 - wheredahoodat (07/25/2013) [-]
Most definitely.
User avatar #48 to #40 - ctenop (07/25/2013) [-]
What if you don't have a cat?
User avatar #49 to #48 - notsolonleyisland (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, I dont either. Just eat your neighbor's cat.
User avatar #50 to #49 - ctenop (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, as long as I can like, cook it in something nice....I went to a supposedly good chinese restaurant last year, they found dog and cat collars, as well as bones in the bins, so it'd be nothing new. Meat is meat.
User avatar #51 to #50 - notsolonleyisland (07/25/2013) [-]
I went to South Carolina earlier this summer, and saw a chinese restaurant called "Chinese Food". Not even kidding. Sketchy as **** .
User avatar #52 to #51 - ctenop (07/25/2013) [-]
and den
User avatar #54 to #52 - notsolonleyisland (07/25/2013) [-]
Nope. Thats it. End of story. It was just really weird.
User avatar #55 to #54 - ctenop (07/25/2013) [-]
It was a "dude where's my car?" reference, they go to a place called chinese foooood Dude, Where's My Car ( And Then ??? )
User avatar #56 to #55 - notsolonleyisland (07/25/2013) [-]
That was hilarious. **** . Mah sides
#85 - mrkoolman (07/25/2013) [-]
Would you press it?
#101 to #85 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
JOKES ON YOU, BEAR AIDS ISN'T TRANSMITTABLE TO HUMANS.
User avatar #103 to #101 - Cookiez (07/25/2013) [-]
but bear penis transmits very well into your anus
#86 to #85 - qchrisman (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't how I feel about this.
#59 - RJHammerCock (07/25/2013) [-]
KRAUSER
#93 to #59 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
BOONE
#100 to #59 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
you beet me to it
#139 - organicglory (07/25/2013) [-]
****		 dude I wouldn't care, I'd have a cat that actually responded to its name
**** dude I wouldn't care, I'd have a cat that actually responded to its name
User avatar #130 - SuperHyperCrazy (07/25/2013) [-]
but PLUS its name is Johannes Krauser the Second, and it will only react to its full name
#61 - Obscurity (07/25/2013) [-]
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seems legit, i'll bite
User avatar #92 to #61 - champaigne (07/25/2013) [-]
Lmao what's that from?
User avatar #28 - lequigley (07/25/2013) [-]
i would press only if i could change its name to johannes meowzer the 2nd
#10 - thathorse (07/25/2013) [-]
Aww yea, Detroit Metal City reference
#81 to #10 - takakijcha (07/25/2013) [-]
Go to DMC! Go to DMC!
User avatar #149 - navywannabe (07/25/2013) [-]
>Cat.
>Actually get a reaction.
Pick one.
User avatar #104 - lolkoi (07/25/2013) [-]
Better than normal cats anyway

IT RESPONDS TO ITS NAME
User avatar #31 - pfccross (07/25/2013) [-]
wait,... it will react to the name? my cat never reacts to its name! ill take it!
#151 - Zyklone (07/25/2013) [-]
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a cat that responds to anything???? oh helll yea
User avatar #145 - cornbreadeaterman (07/25/2013) [-]
I eat cornbread
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