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#32 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I hate batman so much... he's not even a real super hero. There's nothing super about him. He's just a hero. He's basically a smart ninja... are ninjas super heroes? No. Batman should not be part of the justice league. He's a ******* glorified detective. He has no super powers. He's not super human. He's a regular ninja. Call him a hero, but not a SUPER hero.
#53 to #32 - metajunky
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Young Justice- Robin Therapy

True without his wealth, Bruce Wayne could never undergo the training or afford the gadgets in order to become Batman. However, what makes Bruce Wayne Batman is his will, and that his strict (almost crazy) following of his morals and efforts to get the job done CAN NOT be bought with money. That is why Batman is a superhero, because not even many superheroes have that strength of character
#94 to #53 - vilememory ONLINE
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Darkseid speaking to Batman who has just activated 400 hundred Hell Spores. Oh and Darkseid has just beat him around and has now pushed him through a wall dangling him over a lake of lava.

Well played. Had the Kryptonian or the Amazonian taken that gamble, they would have lost. They do not have the strength of character to destroy an entire planet to achieve success. But you, a human; you kill your own kind to win battles. An admirable quality. Take the girl. I will make no move against her.
#65 to #53 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Superhero - any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil
Hero - a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities.

Batman is a hero, there is absolutely no denying that and I completely agree. He just isn't a SUPER hero.
#79 to #65 - metajunky
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(07/25/2013) [-]
"superhuman abilities"

Super genius, technological wizard, master strategist, world's greatest detective, indomitable willpower, premier martial artist, master escape artist, and expert acrobat. Check

"wearing a distinctive costume"

Check

"fighting against evil"

Check
#99 to #79 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
No he does not have super genius. He is above average. No check. All of that is within human abilities.

Superhuman - above or beyond what is human

The others aren't the important ones, the first superhuman one is what matters. He is not super human, he is above average.
#104 to #99 - slugnugget
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Actual definition of superhuman -

Having or showing exceptional ABILLITY or powers.
#123 to #104 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Oh I guess the ******* dictionary is wrong. You would know a lot better than the dictionary right? ******* idiot.
#46 to #32 - brokenhalf
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(07/25/2013) [-]
f*cking batman made all of his own equipment. the car. the baterangs... just go die now anon
#66 to #46 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
... and? That still doesn't make him a SUPER hero.
#143 to #66 - brokenhalf
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(07/29/2013) [-]
well maybe he is a super genius
#43 to #32 - Spikeydeath
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(07/25/2013) [-]
He has a super amount of money
#67 to #43 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
That isn't a super power you idiot...
#69 to #67 - Spikeydeath
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(07/25/2013) [-]
it was a joke...calm down
#36 to #32 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Yes but Superman has admitted that Batman was the "smart one". It's better to have intelligent trustworthy people controlling the actions of these overpowered titans than it is to just be all like "who did this? I bet it was that one guy! YEAH! LETS GO KICK HIS ASS!". Batman is there making sure they grab the right guy.


That and He makes Wonder Woman's pussy quiver.
#68 to #36 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Still doesn't make him super at all.
#136 to #68 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Makes him more super than youll ever be, Anon.
#138 to #136 - anon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
... and? Still not super. I'm a normal average human, being more super than me is no feat.
#41 to #36 - ilovehitler
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(07/25/2013) [-]
He makes everyone's pussy quiver.
Even those who don't have one.
#40 to #36 - metajunky
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(07/25/2013) [-]
not anymore
#42 to #40 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
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(07/25/2013) [-]
She flip-slops between the two of them. Little harlot.
#47 to #42 - metajunky
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Not really. Only in DCAU does Wonder Woman really does is explicitly show a relationship between her and Batman though. In many other media, it is Superman And Wonderwoman instead