Please, kill yourself. . Today my son Ethan came home with another homework from his wacko teacher. According to his teacher, we are all supposed to be "homosap Please kill yourself Today my son Ethan came home with another homework from his wacko teacher According to we are all supposed be "homosap
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Today my son Ethan came home with
another homework from his wacko teacher.
According to his teacher, we are all
supposed to be "homosapiens". Lady you
know nothing about Science I tell you what.
There are people out there who consider
themselves to be just like me
and billions of people around the world. That
lady sure is dumb. Just because she' s one
of them Lady Boys from Thailand doesn' t
mean we are all homosexuals. First thing
tomorrow is giving that lady a piece of my
mind.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #4 - phudgepacker
Reply +205 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
Oh god ethan im so sorry
#49 to #4 - wheredahoodat
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#10 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
Reply +159 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
it actually happened
#18 - takaneuva
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(07/25/2013) [-]
#41 to #18 - vatra
Reply +8 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
But, anger is all I have.
But, anger is all I have.
#1 - crazyolitis
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(07/24/2013) [-]
#24 to #1 - RequieminMortis
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
No, no, this is an advanced case of stupid. We're gonna have to prescribe some .500 Magnum Vicodin for this one.
#9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account**
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(07/24/2013) [-]
And the next day Ethans teacher receives this from his mother
#109 to #9 - anon id: 8a6520c7
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I don't think she had one to begin with



even if she did, she shouldn't give it away, she really needs it
User avatar #122 to #9 - danster
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(07/25/2013) [-]
It's a shame it wouldn't do much.
#216 to #9 - hinedodmansmith **User deleted account**
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#54 - whatareyouon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>In 4nd grade   
>doing some maths (I'm awesome at math)    
>'helper bitch' looking over my shoulder.   
>Finish the problem like a baws and get out a pudding cup to celebrate.    
>'helper bitch' takes my pudding cup and says i got the problem wrong.    
>I disagree and ask her to explain how i got it wrong.   
>She's too stupid to do the math problem herself and says that 4 other kids got a different answer.   
> i tell her i got it right and i want my pudding cup back   
>get teacher   
>teacher tells me I'm right and lets me have my pudding cup.   
mfw 'helper bitch' looks over my shoulder the next day
>In 4nd grade
>doing some maths (I'm awesome at math)
>'helper bitch' looking over my shoulder.
>Finish the problem like a baws and get out a pudding cup to celebrate.
>'helper bitch' takes my pudding cup and says i got the problem wrong.
>I disagree and ask her to explain how i got it wrong.
>She's too stupid to do the math problem herself and says that 4 other kids got a different answer.
> i tell her i got it right and i want my pudding cup back
>get teacher
>teacher tells me I'm right and lets me have my pudding cup.
mfw 'helper bitch' looks over my shoulder the next day
User avatar #57 to #54 - anonibusii
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Helper bitch?
Care to explain what that is?
User avatar #59 to #57 - rtsgamer
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
a bitch that helps
User avatar #60 to #59 - thedarkangel
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(07/25/2013) [-]
"helps"
User avatar #162 to #57 - faridahmalik
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
Teacher's Aid. Most of them are bad, basically interns.
User avatar #103 to #54 - jinxbomb
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(07/25/2013) [-]
i had a helper bitch too, most of the ones i got were condesending as ****
#63 to #54 - zfighteromega
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(07/25/2013) [-]
no one at all going to mention "4nd grade"?
User avatar #65 to #63 - whatareyouon
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
what are you asking about?
User avatar #68 to #65 - lurkerlarry
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
It should be 4th grade, not 4nd. 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, etc.
User avatar #138 to #68 - ColorfulPenguin
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Are you high? It's first, second, threend, fournd, fivend, sixnd, even a 3-year old knows that.
User avatar #217 to #68 - whatareyouon
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(07/26/2013) [-]
oh yeah lol was very late when i wrote this... retard moment my bad.
#133 to #65 - dickthebutt
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#129 - pokimone
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I think she's joking.  She has to be joking.  I refuse to let her not be joking, otherwise its just too upsetting.  She's joking.
I think she's joking. She has to be joking. I refuse to let her not be joking, otherwise its just too upsetting. She's joking.
#203 to #129 - caramelfox
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Whatever helps you sleep at night
User avatar #214 to #203 - pokimone
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(07/26/2013) [-]
Surprisingly, Bananas do help.
#16 - galgawine
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(07/25/2013) [-]
#21 - bensho
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(07/25/2013) [-]
>be 11   
>hanging out with neighborhood kids   
>I am oldest, another my age, and two others were 8   
>topic of homosapiens comes up   
>younger kids think the word "homosapiens" is funny because it's close to homosexual   
>next day   
>hanging out with same kids   
>apparently, one of the younglings got in trouble that day   
>called a kid a homosapien at school   
>it went down like this:   
>"You're such a homosapien!"   
>"I'm not a homo!"   
>"then what are you, a dog?" friend says as kid runs to teacher   
>Kid tells teacher, and friend actually gets in trouble   
   
Welcome to the world where the word "homosexual" is more commonly known than "homosapien."
>be 11
>hanging out with neighborhood kids
>I am oldest, another my age, and two others were 8
>topic of homosapiens comes up
>younger kids think the word "homosapiens" is funny because it's close to homosexual
>next day
>hanging out with same kids
>apparently, one of the younglings got in trouble that day
>called a kid a homosapien at school
>it went down like this:
>"You're such a homosapien!"
>"I'm not a homo!"
>"then what are you, a dog?" friend says as kid runs to teacher
>Kid tells teacher, and friend actually gets in trouble

Welcome to the world where the word "homosexual" is more commonly known than "homosapien."
User avatar #22 to #21 - mymiddleleg [OP]
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(07/25/2013) [-]
USA i'm guessing
#38 to #22 - bensho
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Yea...
#50 to #38 - andovaredoras
Reply +7 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
Couldnt resist




Couldnt resist
#33 - murphypop
Reply +11 123456789123345869
(07/25/2013) [-]
lady boys from Thailand you say?
User avatar #97 to #33 - cptgigglepants
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(07/25/2013) [-]
WHY IS THE NEW SEASON ALREADY OVER!?!?!!??!?!?
User avatar #104 to #97 - murphypop
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Wait, it is? I thought there has only been like 7 episodes? The other ones had 13!