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#21 - evenme
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I can relate.
#159 to #21 - anon
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(07/25/2013) [-]
doesn't want to sleep in the basement anymore...
#257 to #159 - boydaranga
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(07/25/2013) [-]
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#272 to #21 - junkk ONLINE
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Well played...
#2 - crazyolitis
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Buy the dollie movie anyway   
Let her watch it   
Mentally scarred   
learns her lesson   
won't for ask anything ever again   
????   
profit
Buy the dollie movie anyway
Let her watch it
Mentally scarred
learns her lesson
won't for ask anything ever again
????
profit
#3 to #2 - kristjanthegreat [OP] ONLINE
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(07/24/2013) [-]
will never let you sleep in the night
#4 to #3 - crazyolitis
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I never said it was a perfect plan.
#5 to #4 - kristjanthegreat [OP] ONLINE
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(07/24/2013) [-]
but its still a good plan
#26 to #2 - anon
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Don't ever have kids.
#28 to #26 - crazyolitis
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I think half the people on this site should ever be allowed to have children. Good thing I never planned on getting children.
#139 to #28 - xnotcreative
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Try telling what you just said to every parent ever.

They're going to tell you that when they were young, they never imagined having kids either but are happy to have the kids that they do now.
#46 to #28 - jajathezombie
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I don't plan oh having children either. Getting them, on the other hand, is another matter entirely...
#49 to #2 - danster
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I'm not sure if it would actually go that way.
#91 to #2 - Psychotic
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Or you hire a man with a prosthetic arm to try to buy the movie, but when he tries to check it out, they pull his arm off. At this point he turns around to the girl and says, "And that's why you don't beg for movies."
#268 to #2 - danzeebass **User deleted account**
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#126 to #2 - newborn
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(07/25/2013) [-]
my mom let my brother and i rent Jaws, and we couldn't have been more than 6 at the time. Subsequently I never re-watched the movie, and I seriously don't know anything about it other than it has a giant shark and it scared the **** out of me as a child. I still vividly remember the horror.


#216 to #2 - rplix
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(07/25/2013) [-]
My parents brought me to see the Exorcist when I like 4 years old.

Not the best experience.
#50 - wilfredfanforever
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(07/24/2013) [-]
#52 to #50 - ghettograndpa
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Obamba
#124 to #52 - spceinvdr
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Obongo
#262 to #124 - silvermarsh
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(07/25/2013) [-]
#43 - lasomacintosh
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(07/24/2013) [-]
This post is brought to you by Trojan.

Trojan. Pleasure you want. Protection you trust.
#238 to #43 - empithree
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Protection you thrust.
#128 to #43 - residentblackman
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Banned Commercial - Condoms

made me think of this
#136 to #128 - vicsix
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(07/25/2013) [-]
That is a very ******* effective commercial.
#27 - misterdiddly
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(07/24/2013) [-]
This one made me laugh way too hard and way too long
also, if you wanted it blank, here ya go
#51 to #27 - infinitereaper
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(07/24/2013) [-]
He had reason to cry.

It was a fly.
#53 to #27 - hawaiianhappysauce
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Reminded me of Neal with his raptor screech (the kid who said haypil)
#130 to #27 - spceinvdr
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(07/25/2013) [-]
#145 - emergence **User deleted account**
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#115 - dodgeorramit
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Nobody would believe that he met Bill Murray
#10 - wisdomandtaste
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Taking a child to a justin beiber concert is child abuse
#111 - ThaLuckyWilly
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Bill ******* Murray
#114 to #111 - trogdorrules
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I bet if you did a faceswap it would look exactly the same.
#200 to #114 - lamarisagoodname
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(07/25/2013) [-]
do it yourself you lazy fool
#201 to #200 - trogdorrules
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I would but I don't have photoshop capabilities.
#207 - marconde
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(07/25/2013) [-]