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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
User avatar #1 - geezues
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Lolzorz, twi would love this!
User avatar #2 to #1 - phanact [OP]
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Blocked.

Don't spam stupid **** like this.
#19 - lolfire
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I know we've had our differences PA. But I'm honestly curious about how you got your colored name. First I thought it was hitting the #1 comment rank, but then I noticed Miscarriage doesn't have a colored name...

Something to do with the pony boards ?
User avatar #249 to #19 - dubslao
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yes, it is the Pony Board

the Thread has its own special ranks called "Faggot"
basically, someone moderates all your comments then judges your faggotry on a scale of 1 to 2
2 being biggest faggot, of course.
Then you get your rank based on the rates you get based on your faggotry
The Top Three Faggots get coloured text, and #1 gets a coloured name.
Phanact obviously made #1.

User avatar #124 to #19 - elcreepo
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Addy and phanny are buttbuddies.

The item board has known this for a year now, how is this now just suddenly a mainsite thing?
User avatar #179 to #19 - dapianoman
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because addymon is a faggot and has a huge boner for phanact who is even more of a faggot somehow
User avatar #20 to #19 - miscarriage
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He's a mod

everyone should ask phanact for colored text and unbanning of accounts

phanact gave me my colored text.

he's my hero
User avatar #25 to #20 - phanact [OP]
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**** you
User avatar #26 to #25 - miscarriage
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<3
User avatar #176 to #25 - wooyoungkim
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Phanact why are you banned?
User avatar #230 to #176 - phanact [OP]
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I'm not
User avatar #258 to #230 - wooyoungkim
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Oh, my mistake, but I swear I saw "*Banned" when I clicked on your profile hours ago.
#131 to #25 - waaw
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pls gib me da textz
User avatar #43 to #25 - goodguygary
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what would the baby look like if you two ******?
User avatar #60 to #25 - themurrey
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it's your content, delete the comment.
User avatar #68 to #60 - phanact [OP]
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Why would I delete the comment?
He didn't do anything wrong
User avatar #149 to #68 - themurrey
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Well you said "**** you" so it seems you didnt like it, and i would usually remove things i dont like.
User avatar #166 to #149 - spartusee
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And that's why you're not a mod.
User avatar #192 to #166 - themurrey
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well a lot of people aren't mod
#153 to #20 - bariummanisback
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really? Phanact! Can I please have colored text? Can that color be white? I think white is a really cool color.
User avatar #205 to #20 - masterspectre
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What's so great about colored text?
User avatar #161 to #20 - angelooo
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That's because you're known on FJ, don't you know nobody's on this site stay with white text
User avatar #154 to #20 - messerauditore
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you're also one of the more popular funnyjunkers. i highly doubt phanact would give colored text to random people, provided he really can.
#155 to #154 - miscarriage
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User avatar #77 to #20 - imnotkickthecat
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Really?

phanact should give me the background color for my text.
User avatar #73 to #20 - niketheassassin
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I want colored text
User avatar #74 to #73 - miscarriage
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ask phanact
#76 to #74 - niketheassassin
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User avatar #54 to #20 - betajunk
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Wait, i thought you earned it in daily colored text winners..?
User avatar #55 to #54 - miscarriage
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lel

he's not actually a mod

he's just..

special

favoritism from addy
User avatar #58 to #55 - betajunk
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Sometimes i worry about you..
User avatar #59 to #58 - miscarriage
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ehh

are you alphajunk

like

an alt or something?
#168 to #59 - spartusee
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User avatar #21 to #20 - lolfire
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Ahh right.

I knew he was somewhere above the average user.
I actually don't mind the guy despite the odd jib.
It's the ones who are like "phanact oh ma gawd hes celebrity" that get on my nerves.
User avatar #22 to #21 - miscarriage
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lel

he's not actually a mod

he's just..

special

favoritism from addy
#23 to #22 - lolfire
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Yfw.
#24 to #23 - miscarriage
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User avatar #143 to #24 - keeganembry **User deleted account**
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How did you actually get colored text? I will suck a dick for colored text.
User avatar #145 to #143 - miscarriage
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items, random or pony board
User avatar #147 to #145 - keeganembry **User deleted account**
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Iz confuse.
User avatar #146 to #145 - keeganembry **User deleted account**
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Lulwut.
User avatar #170 to #22 - spartusee
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People just get coloured text from the items board and from being black daddys favorite child disciple. Right?
#112 to #20 - hokeymon
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So it's either suck his dick or mess him up until I get my colored text. Either way I still think you're all faggots.
So it's either suck his dick or mess him up until I get my colored text. Either way I still think you're all faggots.
#113 to #112 - miscarriage
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#6 - slysixtyfourwii
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#11 - pedochrist
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**** yourself phanact. You **** face. All of this "fame" and a different colored name went up your ass all the way to your head.
#42 to #11 - twi
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well that sort of talk is just uncalled for
#220 to #11 - hypnoso
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User avatar #12 to #11 - phanact [OP]
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I'm kind of curious to know how that would look
#48 to #12 - Javapenguin
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Not to be too bothersome but may I have an off-white colored text. Like barely noticeable. But just enough to where its like if you see it in your peripherals they will be like why am I drawn to this comment.
User avatar #56 to #12 - killersyug
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phanact i want your ding a ling inside of me
#254 to #12 - nediabeast
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Made this for you, took 7 hours with paint, 2 bottles of lube and an ice-cream container.
#213 to #12 - rattara
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Vlad the Impaler, he would impale people in such a manner that the stake would pass through the bootyhole and bypass all vital organs and come out the mouth, so many victims would live for days after...So maybe colored text is like a metaphorical anal stake
Sorry I felt obliged
User avatar #189 to #12 - shishabar
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phanact give me light green text cuz black daddy took all my items
User avatar #182 to #12 - folkflunky
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I've seen tentacles enter through an ass and come out through her mouth. It took some very awkward therapy sessions to recover.
User avatar #126 to #12 - elcreepo
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You escaped items board and this is the **** you cause phanny.

And just when I started clever phanact wordplay too, now it's overrated.
#88 to #12 - ryuryu
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Imagine that one picture of the guy sucking his dick and then rolling away. Maybe something like that?

BTW I have nothing against you, Im just trying to create an image for people.
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#3 - mraye
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I've recently started looking people in the eye, this is the bravest thing I have ever done in my life.
#36 to #3 - anon id: cbf6aefa
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I've tried looking people in the eye, but most people seem to be uncomfortable with prolonged eye contact.
#64 to #3 - anon id: 64ce4543
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You develop pretty quickly if you expose yourself.

I feel like I've gone pretty far. There is this one thing though. Even though I can now hold a friendly, normal conversation with a peer, I still have trouble saying "thank you".

*stranger opens door for me*
Whispers internally thank you with my head down.
#138 to #3 - anon id: 87fda6be
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**** yeah. Keep up the good work. You're a God damn champion.
Fear treats us all differently. You being able to face it on a more regualr basis and overcome is amazing. Good luck man.
User avatar #29 to #3 - inametoasted
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I'm currently working on that part....

I have problems talking to my relatives :c
#7 to #3 - BlahDude
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Bravery is the greatest virtue. Good on you, courageous warrior!
User avatar #89 - theturkeyburger
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Love, would twi this lolzorz!
#90 to #89 - twi
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User avatar #185 to #90 - theturkeyburger
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I WANT MY NEW NAME TO BE P. LAW AND TO BE A JUDGE AND BE THE BEST JUDGE IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
#72 - logickid
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I AM OP AND I'M A FAMOUS FJ USER SO I'M GONNA BLOCK PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE

The game.
User avatar #134 to #72 - rhiaanor
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HAHA BLOCKING USING FUNCTIONS THE WAY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE USED AND INSTEAD OF JUST COMMENTING ANGRILY IS SO STUPID RIGHT
#257 to #134 - logickid
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Only phanacts block people like OP.
User avatar #256 to #134 - twi
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least you get it
User avatar #199 to #134 - vivapinatapro
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Please don't ever post again.
User avatar #184 to #72 - folkflunky
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You son of a ******* bitch I kept in the game straight for 9 months.
#187 - worried
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storytime *******:
>be me
>be in my early 20's
>dont wanna toot my own horn but my mom says im a player
>but shes always bitchin and complaining that its gonna catch up to me
>one day i was at a club and met this really hot chick at the club
>she was flawless, perfect 10.... we danced all ******* night till like 3am
>after that we went to a hotel, she couldn't keep her hands off me
>all a blur that night, i wake up the next morning to a note " Had a great time last night... -BJ
>a year later, BJ comes up to me with a ******* 3 month old baby
>bitch tried to ******* stick me with the kid
>now i spend my days fighting it off in court saying that the ******* baby isnt mine
>at it for like 40 days and forty ******* nights
>mom called on the phone telling me be careful what i do cuz the Lie became the truth
>and i said Billie Jean is not my lover, shes just a girl who claims that i am the one.... but the kid is not my son
#193 to #187 - fiddlestickz
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Comment Picture
#133 - eatchickendaily
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**eatchickendaily rolled a random image posted in comment #496 at Why am I even bothering with writing? ** The last person I attempted to have casual sex with
#253 to #133 - anon id: 3a05d38a
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Those look mother ******* delicious.
User avatar #152 to #133 - scootalooisyourgod
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MrTurferpop
User avatar #141 to #133 - dovahnon
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i dont blame you that is a nice donut
User avatar #41 - oceanfrank
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I hope you dont get mad at me. Okay here goes. Who is Twi and why do so many people associate you with Twi?
#44 to #41 - twi
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me and phanact are gay for each other and we make out all the time
User avatar #71 to #44 - bitchpleaseshutup
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This is when I must tell my love for you twi. Stop being with phanact. You should be with me, you don't need him.
User avatar #66 to #44 - supername
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Phanact and I*
User avatar #135 to #66 - yindragon
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You mean Phanact is cheating on Twi?!
User avatar #136 to #135 - supername
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I think you have misread my statement.
#97 to #66 - fallenstar
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User avatar #122 to #97 - supername
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maybe sometimes.
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User avatar #45 to #44 - oceanfrank
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no im being deadass
User avatar #67 to #45 - phanact [OP]
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Ya he's not joking
#150 to #67 - oceanfrank
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hmmmmmm. well alright then, everything checks out here
hmmmmmm. well alright then, everything checks out here
#46 to #45 - twi
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User avatar #47 to #46 - oceanfrank
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.... yes