Casual sexx. Have sex with the delivery driver, duh.. Lexi - now do people just have casual with random strangers i car/ t even order pizza over the phone Like
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Casual sexx. Have sex with the delivery driver, duh.. Lexi - now do people just have casual with random strangers i car/ t even order pizza over the phone Like

Have sex with the delivery driver, duh.

Lexi -
now do people just have casual with random strangers i car/ t even
order pizza over the phone
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User avatar #1 - geezues (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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Lolzorz, twi would love this!
#133 - eatchickendaily (07/25/2013) [-]
**eatchickendaily rolled a random image posted in comment #496 at Why am I even bothering with writing? ** The last person I attempted to have casual sex with
#253 to #133 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
Those look mother ******* delicious.
User avatar #152 to #133 - scootalooisyourgod (07/25/2013) [-]
MrTurferpop
User avatar #141 to #133 - dovahnon (07/25/2013) [-]
i dont blame you that is a nice donut
#181 - Ulmer (07/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#3 - mraye (07/24/2013) [-]
I've recently started looking people in the eye, this is the bravest thing I have ever done in my life.
#36 to #3 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
I've tried looking people in the eye, but most people seem to be uncomfortable with prolonged eye contact.
#138 to #3 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
**** yeah. Keep up the good work. You're a God damn champion.
Fear treats us all differently. You being able to face it on a more regualr basis and overcome is amazing. Good luck man.
#64 to #3 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
You develop pretty quickly if you expose yourself.

I feel like I've gone pretty far. There is this one thing though. Even though I can now hold a friendly, normal conversation with a peer, I still have trouble saying "thank you".

*stranger opens door for me*
Whispers internally thank you with my head down.
User avatar #29 to #3 - inametoasted ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm currently working on that part....

I have problems talking to my relatives :c
#7 to #3 - BlahDude (07/24/2013) [-]
Bravery is the greatest virtue. Good on you, courageous warrior!
#187 - worried (07/25/2013) [-]
storytime ******* :
>be me
>be in my early 20's
>dont wanna toot my own horn but my mom says im a player
>but shes always bitchin and complaining that its gonna catch up to me
>one day i was at a club and met this really hot chick at the club
>she was flawless, perfect 10.... we danced all ******* night till like 3am
>after that we went to a hotel, she couldn't keep her hands off me
>all a blur that night, i wake up the next morning to a note " Had a great time last night... -BJ
>a year later, BJ comes up to me with a ******* 3 month old baby
>bitch tried to ******* stick me with the kid
>now i spend my days fighting it off in court saying that the ******* baby isnt mine
>at it for like 40 days and forty ******* nights
>mom called on the phone telling me be careful what i do cuz the Lie became the truth
>and i said Billie Jean is not my lover, shes just a girl who claims that i am the one.... but the kid is not my son
User avatar #89 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Love, would twi this lolzorz!
+3
#129 to #90 - bellabalooski **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #185 to #90 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I WANT MY NEW NAME TO BE P. LAW AND TO BE A JUDGE AND BE THE BEST JUDGE IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
User avatar #94 - jalthelas (07/25/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled user brutalanalrape ** would love this.
#95 to #94 - lordpancake (07/25/2013) [-]
**lordpancake rolled user fuckingtrolls ** So would this guy.
User avatar #96 to #95 - jalthelas (07/25/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled user oishiine ** And this guy
#98 to #96 - lordpancake (07/25/2013) [-]
**lordpancake rolled user oishiine ** what the hell, him too.
#99 to #98 - lordpancake (07/25/2013) [-]
k now thats just ******* weird, im done with that sorcery.
#100 to #99 - jalthelas (07/25/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled user tinyer **
#102 to #100 - lordpancake (07/25/2013) [-]
I'd rather not start a summoning ritual to bring the masses to our lovely comment chain. :p
User avatar #103 to #102 - jalthelas (07/25/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled user viktordiaz ** It has already begun.
User avatar #104 to #103 - viktordiaz (07/25/2013) [-]
**viktordiaz rolled user kanadetenshi **
User avatar #105 to #104 - jalthelas (07/25/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled user altairibnlaahad **
User avatar #118 to #105 - jalthelas (07/25/2013) [-]
**jalthelas rolled user cookiecoketwo **
User avatar #41 - oceanfrank (07/24/2013) [-]
I hope you dont get mad at me. Okay here goes. Who is Twi and why do so many people associate you with Twi?
#44 to #41 - twi (07/24/2013) [-]
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me and phanact are gay for each other and we make out all the time
User avatar #71 to #44 - bitchpleaseshutup (07/24/2013) [-]
This is when I must tell my love for you twi. Stop being with phanact. You should be with me, you don't need him.
User avatar #66 to #44 - supername (07/24/2013) [-]
Phanact and I*
User avatar #135 to #66 - yindragon ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
You mean Phanact is cheating on Twi?!
User avatar #136 to #135 - supername (07/25/2013) [-]
I think you have misread my statement.
User avatar #122 to #97 - supername (07/25/2013) [-]
maybe sometimes.
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User avatar #45 to #44 - oceanfrank (07/24/2013) [-]
no im being deadass
User avatar #67 to #45 - phanact (07/24/2013) [-]
Ya he's not joking
#150 to #67 - oceanfrank (07/25/2013) [-]
hmmmmmm. well alright then, everything checks out here
hmmmmmm. well alright then, everything checks out here
User avatar #47 to #46 - oceanfrank (07/24/2013) [-]
.... yes
#72 - logickid (07/24/2013) [-]
I AM OP AND I'M A FAMOUS FJ USER SO I'M GONNA BLOCK PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE

The game.
User avatar #134 to #72 - rhiaanor (07/25/2013) [-]
HAHA BLOCKING USING FUNCTIONS THE WAY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE USED AND INSTEAD OF JUST COMMENTING ANGRILY IS SO STUPID RIGHT
User avatar #199 to #134 - vivapinatapro (07/25/2013) [-]
Please don't ever post again.
#257 to #134 - logickid (07/25/2013) [-]
Only phanacts block people like OP.
User avatar #256 to #134 - twi (07/25/2013) [-]
least you get it
User avatar #184 to #72 - folkflunky (07/25/2013) [-]
You son of a ******* bitch I kept in the game straight for 9 months.
#169 - fladen (07/25/2013) [-]
i have a fear when it comes to speaking on the telephone. i just start overthinking little things that end up causing me to either not call someone or just let my phone go to voicemail.
i have a fear when it comes to speaking on the telephone. i just start overthinking little things that end up causing me to either not call someone or just let my phone go to voicemail.
User avatar #188 to #169 - youarenotspecial (07/25/2013) [-]
I was that way until I got a job were I have to answer the phone often. Practice makes perfect I guess.

Of course I'm way too polite and formal talking to family now.
#9 - pappathethird (07/24/2013) [-]
I know, right?
User avatar #13 to #9 - anikinskywalker (07/24/2013) [-]
Last time I saw him, that wasn't how he spoke to me.
#19 - lolfire (07/24/2013) [-]
I know we've had our differences PA. But I'm honestly curious about how you got your colored name. First I thought it was hitting the #1 comment rank, but then I noticed Miscarriage doesn't have a colored name...

Something to do with the pony boards ?
User avatar #249 to #19 - dubslao (07/25/2013) [-]
yes, it is the Pony Board

the Thread has its own special ranks called "Faggot"
basically, someone moderates all your comments then judges your faggotry on a scale of 1 to 2
2 being biggest faggot, of course.
Then you get your rank based on the rates you get based on your faggotry
The Top Three Faggots get coloured text, and #1 gets a coloured name.
Phanact obviously made #1.

User avatar #124 to #19 - elcreepo ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Addy and phanny are buttbuddies.

The item board has known this for a year now, how is this now just suddenly a mainsite thing?
User avatar #179 to #19 - dapianoman (07/25/2013) [-]
because addymon is a faggot and has a huge boner for phanact who is even more of a faggot somehow
User avatar #20 to #19 - miscarriage (07/24/2013) [-]
He's a mod

everyone should ask phanact for colored text and unbanning of accounts

phanact gave me my colored text.

he's my hero
User avatar #25 to #20 - phanact (07/24/2013) [-]
**** you
User avatar #26 to #25 - miscarriage (07/24/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #43 to #25 - goodguygary ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
what would the baby look like if you two ****** ?
User avatar #176 to #25 - wooyoungkim (07/25/2013) [-]
Phanact why are you banned?
User avatar #230 to #176 - phanact (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm not
User avatar #258 to #230 - wooyoungkim (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh, my mistake, but I swear I saw "*Banned" when I clicked on your profile hours ago.
#131 to #25 - waaw (07/25/2013) [-]
pls gib me da textz
User avatar #60 to #25 - themurrey (07/24/2013) [-]
it's your content, delete the comment.
User avatar #68 to #60 - phanact (07/24/2013) [-]
Why would I delete the comment?
He didn't do anything wrong
User avatar #149 to #68 - themurrey (07/25/2013) [-]
Well you said " **** you" so it seems you didnt like it, and i would usually remove things i dont like.
User avatar #166 to #149 - spartusee (07/25/2013) [-]
And that's why you're not a mod.
User avatar #192 to #166 - themurrey (07/25/2013) [-]
well a lot of people aren't mod
#153 to #20 - bariummanisback (07/25/2013) [-]
really? Phanact! Can I please have colored text? Can that color be white? I think white is a really cool color.
User avatar #73 to #20 - niketheassassin (07/24/2013) [-]
I want colored text
User avatar #74 to #73 - miscarriage (07/24/2013) [-]
ask phanact
User avatar #21 to #20 - lolfire (07/24/2013) [-]
Ahh right.

I knew he was somewhere above the average user.
I actually don't mind the guy despite the odd jib.
It's the ones who are like "phanact oh ma gawd hes celebrity" that get on my nerves.
User avatar #22 to #21 - miscarriage (07/24/2013) [-]
lel

he's not actually a mod

he's just..

special

favoritism from addy
User avatar #143 to #24 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
How did you actually get colored text? I will suck a dick for colored text.
User avatar #145 to #143 - miscarriage (07/25/2013) [-]
items, random or pony board
User avatar #147 to #145 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
Iz confuse.
User avatar #146 to #145 - keeganembry **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
Lulwut.
User avatar #170 to #22 - spartusee (07/25/2013) [-]
People just get coloured text from the items board and from being black daddys favorite child disciple. Right?
#112 to #20 - hokeymon (07/25/2013) [-]
So it's either suck his dick or mess him up until I get my colored text. Either way I still think you're all faggots.
So it's either suck his dick or mess him up until I get my colored text. Either way I still think you're all faggots.
User avatar #205 to #20 - masterspectre (07/25/2013) [-]
What's so great about colored text?
User avatar #161 to #20 - angelooo (07/25/2013) [-]
That's because you're known on FJ, don't you know nobody's on this site stay with white text
User avatar #154 to #20 - messerauditore (07/25/2013) [-]
you're also one of the more popular funnyjunkers. i highly doubt phanact would give colored text to random people, provided he really can.
User avatar #77 to #20 - imnotkickthecat (07/24/2013) [-]
Really?

phanact should give me the background color for my text.
User avatar #54 to #20 - betajunk (07/24/2013) [-]
Wait, i thought you earned it in daily colored text winners..?
User avatar #55 to #54 - miscarriage (07/24/2013) [-]
#22 to #21 - miscarriage ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
lel

he's not actually a mod

he's just..

special

favoritism from addy
User avatar #58 to #55 - betajunk (07/24/2013) [-]
Sometimes i worry about you..
User avatar #59 to #58 - miscarriage (07/24/2013) [-]
ehh

are you alphajunk

like

an alt or something?
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#194 - fiddlestickz (07/25/2013) [-]
op's face when
op's face when
User avatar #32 - andywazowski (07/24/2013) [-]
Are we loving or hating Phanact this month? He seems to get alot of hate, yet hit frontpage alot. Im curious how people feel towards him this month, it seems to change every month or so.
User avatar #70 to #32 - thatnerdyguy (07/24/2013) [-]
He has never done anything that annoyed/pissed me off, so I don't care. He's always been fine by me.
User avatar #33 to #32 - cousin (07/24/2013) [-]
Who cares? **** the bandwagons.
User avatar #34 to #33 - andywazowski (07/24/2013) [-]
Could not agree more. I just like to try and keep up on wether or not people hate Phanact. But it is becoming difficult as balls.
User avatar #35 to #34 - cousin (07/24/2013) [-]
I tried to keep up at first, just out of interest. Now it is way too much effort to do so...
User avatar #69 to #34 - spawnsy (07/24/2013) [-]
Now your joining a bandwagon for not joining a bandwagon
User avatar #80 to #69 - andywazowski (07/25/2013) [-]
What?
User avatar #17 - Kairyuka (07/24/2013) [-]
I've never understood casual sex. In my world sex is something you only do with your lover. It would be boring if we all thought alike though.
#38 to #17 - jazzyietheferret (07/24/2013) [-]
**jazzyietheferret rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at Better Jaegers [Pacific Rim] ** Think of it as helping a friend get off and having fun doing it.
User avatar #210 to #38 - Kairyuka (07/25/2013) [-]
I can't. That's just how I am.
User avatar #236 - rdangerdash ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Lolzorz, phanact would love this.
#234 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
Lolzorz, Hitler would love this.
#224 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
More fagact spam? Automatic thumb down.
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