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#1 - geezues
-638
(07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
Lolzorz, twi would love this!
#2 to #1 - phanact [OP]
+317
(07/24/2013) [-]
Blocked.

Don't spam stupid **** like this.
#19 - lolfire
Reply +6
(07/24/2013) [-]
I know we've had our differences PA. But I'm honestly curious about how you got your colored name. First I thought it was hitting the #1 comment rank, but then I noticed Miscarriage doesn't have a colored name...

Something to do with the pony boards ?
#249 to #19 - dubslao
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
yes, it is the Pony Board

the Thread has its own special ranks called "Faggot"
basically, someone moderates all your comments then judges your faggotry on a scale of 1 to 2
2 being biggest faggot, of course.
Then you get your rank based on the rates you get based on your faggotry
The Top Three Faggots get coloured text, and #1 gets a coloured name.
Phanact obviously made #1.

#124 to #19 - elcreepo
Reply +2
(07/25/2013) [-]
Addy and phanny are buttbuddies.

The item board has known this for a year now, how is this now just suddenly a mainsite thing?
#179 to #19 - dapianoman
Reply +3
(07/25/2013) [-]
because addymon is a faggot and has a huge boner for phanact who is even more of a faggot somehow
#20 to #19 - miscarriage
Reply +108
(07/24/2013) [-]
He's a mod

everyone should ask phanact for colored text and unbanning of accounts

phanact gave me my colored text.

he's my hero
#25 to #20 - phanact [OP]
Reply +45
(07/24/2013) [-]
**** you
#26 to #25 - miscarriage
Reply +40
(07/24/2013) [-]
<3
#176 to #25 - wooyoungkim
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Phanact why are you banned?
#230 to #176 - phanact [OP]
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
I'm not
#258 to #230 - wooyoungkim
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Oh, my mistake, but I swear I saw "*Banned" when I clicked on your profile hours ago.
#131 to #25 - waaw
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
pls gib me da textz
#43 to #25 - goodguygary
Reply -3
(07/24/2013) [-]
what would the baby look like if you two ******?
#60 to #25 - themurrey
Reply -12
(07/24/2013) [-]
it's your content, delete the comment.
#68 to #60 - phanact [OP]
Reply +19
(07/24/2013) [-]
Why would I delete the comment?
He didn't do anything wrong
#149 to #68 - themurrey
Reply -9
(07/25/2013) [-]
Well you said "**** you" so it seems you didnt like it, and i would usually remove things i dont like.
#166 to #149 - spartusee
Reply +7
(07/25/2013) [-]
And that's why you're not a mod.
#192 to #166 - themurrey
Reply -1
(07/25/2013) [-]
well a lot of people aren't mod
#153 to #20 - bariummanisback
Reply +3
(07/25/2013) [-]
really? Phanact! Can I please have colored text? Can that color be white? I think white is a really cool color.
#205 to #20 - masterspectre
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
What's so great about colored text?
#161 to #20 - angelooo
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
That's because you're known on FJ, don't you know nobody's on this site stay with white text
#154 to #20 - messerauditore
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
you're also one of the more popular funnyjunkers. i highly doubt phanact would give colored text to random people, provided he really can.
#155 to #154 - miscarriage
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
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#77 to #20 - imnotkickthecat
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
Really?

phanact should give me the background color for my text.
#73 to #20 - niketheassassin
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
I want colored text
#74 to #73 - miscarriage
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
ask phanact
#76 to #74 - niketheassassin
Reply +4
(07/24/2013) [-]
#54 to #20 - betajunk
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
Wait, i thought you earned it in daily colored text winners..?
#55 to #54 - miscarriage
Reply +2
(07/24/2013) [-]
#22 to #21 - miscarriage ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]
lel

he's not actually a mod

he's just..

special

favoritism from addy
#58 to #55 - betajunk
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
Sometimes i worry about you..
#59 to #58 - miscarriage
Reply +2
(07/24/2013) [-]
ehh

are you alphajunk

like

an alt or something?
#168 to #59 - spartusee
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#21 to #20 - lolfire
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
Ahh right.

I knew he was somewhere above the average user.
I actually don't mind the guy despite the odd jib.
It's the ones who are like "phanact oh ma gawd hes celebrity" that get on my nerves.
#22 to #21 - miscarriage
Reply +1
(07/24/2013) [-]
lel

he's not actually a mod

he's just..

special

favoritism from addy
#23 to #22 - lolfire
Reply +2
(07/24/2013) [-]
Yfw.
#24 to #23 - miscarriage
Reply +5
(07/24/2013) [-]
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#143 to #24 - keeganembry **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
How did you actually get colored text? I will suck a dick for colored text.
#145 to #143 - miscarriage
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
items, random or pony board
#147 to #145 - keeganembry **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Iz confuse.
#146 to #145 - keeganembry **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Lulwut.
#170 to #22 - spartusee
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
People just get coloured text from the items board and from being black daddys favorite child disciple. Right?
#112 to #20 - hokeymon
Reply -1
(07/25/2013) [-]
So it's either suck his dick or mess him up until I get my colored text. Either way I still think you're all faggots.
So it's either suck his dick or mess him up until I get my colored text. Either way I still think you're all faggots.
#113 to #112 - miscarriage
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(07/25/2013) [-]
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#6 - slysixtyfourwii ONLINE
Reply +48
(07/24/2013) [-]
#11 - pedochrist
Reply -41
(07/24/2013) [-]
**** yourself phanact. You **** face. All of this "fame" and a different colored name went up your ass all the way to your head.
#42 to #11 - twi
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
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well that sort of talk is just uncalled for
#220 to #11 - hypnoso
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
#12 to #11 - phanact [OP]
Reply +47
(07/24/2013) [-]
I'm kind of curious to know how that would look
#48 to #12 - Javapenguin
Reply +5
(07/24/2013) [-]
Not to be too bothersome but may I have an off-white colored text. Like barely noticeable. But just enough to where its like if you see it in your peripherals they will be like why am I drawn to this comment.
#56 to #12 - killersyug
Reply +3
(07/24/2013) [-]
phanact i want your ding a ling inside of me
#254 to #12 - nediabeast ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Made this for you, took 7 hours with paint, 2 bottles of lube and an ice-cream container.
#213 to #12 - rattara
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Vlad the Impaler, he would impale people in such a manner that the stake would pass through the bootyhole and bypass all vital organs and come out the mouth, so many victims would live for days after...So maybe colored text is like a metaphorical anal stake
Sorry I felt obliged
#189 to #12 - shishabar
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
phanact give me light green text cuz black daddy took all my items
#182 to #12 - folkflunky
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
I've seen tentacles enter through an ass and come out through her mouth. It took some very awkward therapy sessions to recover.
#126 to #12 - elcreepo
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
You escaped items board and this is the **** you cause phanny.

And just when I started clever phanact wordplay too, now it's overrated.
#88 to #12 - ryuryu
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Imagine that one picture of the guy sucking his dick and then rolling away. Maybe something like that?

BTW I have nothing against you, Im just trying to create an image for people.
#18 to #12 - paras
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#3 - mraye
Reply +34
(07/24/2013) [-]
I've recently started looking people in the eye, this is the bravest thing I have ever done in my life.
#36 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
I've tried looking people in the eye, but most people seem to be uncomfortable with prolonged eye contact.
#64 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
You develop pretty quickly if you expose yourself.

I feel like I've gone pretty far. There is this one thing though. Even though I can now hold a friendly, normal conversation with a peer, I still have trouble saying "thank you".

*stranger opens door for me*
Whispers internally thank you with my head down.
#138 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
**** yeah. Keep up the good work. You're a God damn champion.
Fear treats us all differently. You being able to face it on a more regualr basis and overcome is amazing. Good luck man.
#29 to #3 - inametoasted
Reply +3
(07/24/2013) [-]
I'm currently working on that part....

I have problems talking to my relatives :c
#7 to #3 - BlahDude
Reply +5
(07/24/2013) [-]
Bravery is the greatest virtue. Good on you, courageous warrior!
#89 - theturkeyburger
Reply +22
(07/25/2013) [-]
Love, would twi this lolzorz!
#90 to #89 - twi
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
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#129 to #90 - bellabalooski **User deleted account**
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#185 to #90 - theturkeyburger
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
I WANT MY NEW NAME TO BE P. LAW AND TO BE A JUDGE AND BE THE BEST JUDGE IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD
#72 - logickid
Reply +20
(07/24/2013) [-]
I AM OP AND I'M A FAMOUS FJ USER SO I'M GONNA BLOCK PEOPLE I DON'T LIKE

The game.
#134 to #72 - rhiaanor
Reply +1
(07/25/2013) [-]
HAHA BLOCKING USING FUNCTIONS THE WAY THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE USED AND INSTEAD OF JUST COMMENTING ANGRILY IS SO STUPID RIGHT
#257 to #134 - logickid
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Only phanacts block people like OP.
#256 to #134 - twi
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
least you get it
#199 to #134 - vivapinatapro
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Please don't ever post again.
#184 to #72 - folkflunky
Reply +1
(07/25/2013) [-]
You son of a ******* bitch I kept in the game straight for 9 months.
#187 - worried
Reply +16
(07/25/2013) [-]
storytime *******:
>be me
>be in my early 20's
>dont wanna toot my own horn but my mom says im a player
>but shes always bitchin and complaining that its gonna catch up to me
>one day i was at a club and met this really hot chick at the club
>she was flawless, perfect 10.... we danced all ******* night till like 3am
>after that we went to a hotel, she couldn't keep her hands off me
>all a blur that night, i wake up the next morning to a note " Had a great time last night... -BJ
>a year later, BJ comes up to me with a ******* 3 month old baby
>bitch tried to ******* stick me with the kid
>now i spend my days fighting it off in court saying that the ******* baby isnt mine
>at it for like 40 days and forty ******* nights
>mom called on the phone telling me be careful what i do cuz the Lie became the truth
>and i said Billie Jean is not my lover, shes just a girl who claims that i am the one.... but the kid is not my son
#193 to #187 - fiddlestickz
Reply +4
(07/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#133 - eatchickendaily
Reply +15
(07/25/2013) [-]
**eatchickendaily rolled a random image posted in comment #496 at Why am I even bothering with writing? ** The last person I attempted to have casual sex with
#253 to #133 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Those look mother ******* delicious.
#152 to #133 - scootalooisyourgod
Reply +3
(07/25/2013) [-]
MrTurferpop
#141 to #133 - dovahnon
Reply +8
(07/25/2013) [-]
i dont blame you that is a nice donut
#41 - oceanfrank
Reply +12
(07/24/2013) [-]
I hope you dont get mad at me. Okay here goes. Who is Twi and why do so many people associate you with Twi?
#44 to #41 - twi
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
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me and phanact are gay for each other and we make out all the time
#71 to #44 - bitchpleaseshutup
Reply +5
(07/24/2013) [-]
This is when I must tell my love for you twi. Stop being with phanact. You should be with me, you don't need him.
#66 to #44 - supername ONLINE
Reply +4
(07/24/2013) [-]
Phanact and I*
#135 to #66 - yindragon
Reply +4
(07/25/2013) [-]
You mean Phanact is cheating on Twi?!
#136 to #135 - supername ONLINE
Reply +2
(07/25/2013) [-]
I think you have misread my statement.
#97 to #66 - fallenstar
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(07/25/2013) [-]
#122 to #97 - supername ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
maybe sometimes.
#57 to #44 - leal
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#45 to #44 - oceanfrank
Reply -4
(07/24/2013) [-]
no im being deadass
#67 to #45 - phanact [OP]
Reply +9
(07/24/2013) [-]
Ya he's not joking
#150 to #67 - oceanfrank
Reply +2
(07/25/2013) [-]
hmmmmmm. well alright then, everything checks out here
hmmmmmm. well alright then, everything checks out here
#46 to #45 - twi
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
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#47 to #46 - oceanfrank
Reply -3
(07/24/2013) [-]
.... yes