all of my yes. . com You can eat anything you desire and will always be in great health. but Nick Cage will sit down with you at every meal. He won' t talk, jus
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#85 - kanpai (07/24/2013) [-]
#8 - mudkipfucker (07/24/2013) [-]
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sorry, but what is the downside to this?
#231 to #8 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
When you eat pussy...
User avatar #29 to #8 - cwarrider (07/24/2013) [-]
I was gonna say....
User avatar #38 to #8 - hudis ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Imagine going on a date.
#83 to #38 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
"OMG IS THAT NICK CAGE SITTING DOWN WITH US?!?!?"
"Yeah me and him go way back. I know him so well its almost impossible for us to eat without each other."
*Cage is silent*
"He's always kinda shy around new people"
Que all the food/fame/pussy you can eat for ever.
NO DOWNSIDES
#103 to #8 - afinalcry (07/24/2013) [-]
A really bad third wheel on dates....
#80 to #8 - rmoran (07/24/2013) [-]
You'll never talk to Nick Cage.
User avatar #140 to #80 - walkerjam (07/24/2013) [-]
It doesn't say that you can't talk to the cage man outside of meals.
#7 - luxray (07/24/2013) [-]
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#118 to #7 - opjoopie (07/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #99 to #7 - zaach (07/24/2013) [-]
Imagine buying a snack and opening the package, and Nick is next to you looking like this when you take the first bite.
#2 - Nightelfbane (07/24/2013) [-]
i fail to see the downside
#27 to #2 - crazylance (07/24/2013) [-]
Now, I know this might be a creepy encounter and I might be a stalker, but I've been seeing your replies too many times to ignore this and I'll tell you, your choice of pictures is splendid and I love you for it
#128 - Jesusnipples (07/24/2013) [-]
I would invite people over for dinner without telling them about Nick, then refuse to acknowledge his existence during the meal. It'd be glorious.   
   
   
And then occasionally when no one else was looking I would make eye contact with Nick like this   
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I would invite people over for dinner without telling them about Nick, then refuse to acknowledge his existence during the meal. It'd be glorious.


And then occasionally when no one else was looking I would make eye contact with Nick like this
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#428 to #128 - icolossus (07/25/2013) [-]
Do you have the sauce on this gif my kind sir?
#432 to #428 - Jesusnipples (07/25/2013) [-]
I do not, my apologies sir   
   
   
Have this gif instead
I do not, my apologies sir


Have this gif instead
#33 - pappathethird (07/24/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't press that button?
#138 - aleeyam (07/24/2013) [-]
what will you du, fj?
User avatar #201 to #138 - wholesomeburn (07/24/2013) [-]
I would edit the world to be an anime, because only in anime will women throw themselves at you.
User avatar #230 to #138 - parlimantum (07/25/2013) [-]
So, you're saying that I can get the tools I need to do whatever I want, AT ALL, and get rid of the only distraction that keeps me from being productive in the first place? I'm sorry, where is the downside?
User avatar #264 to #138 - commontroll (07/25/2013) [-]
Yes. No need for it any more.
#286 to #138 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
Simple, press button, open editor, build light speed rocket, edit laws of nature so you can fly at light speed, leave ****** planet, go to new planet, create a real life video on said planet where you can keep reviving so you don't die. Who needs games when you have fully edited real-life game.
#297 to #138 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
PUSH IT
#306 to #138 - Blarge **User deleted account** (07/25/2013) [-]
i would push the button then make dina my partner
User avatar #317 to #138 - thestolensweetrole (07/25/2013) [-]
I would and I would make it SBURB
User avatar #153 to #138 - dabronydude (07/24/2013) [-]
ehm, yes?
User avatar #159 to #138 - mrradical (07/24/2013) [-]
I waste time on video games to sort of do that anyway, sounds like a win win
#320 to #138 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
first immortality, then the bitches
#258 to #138 - hokeymon (07/25/2013) [-]
Edit the world into a videogame and have adventures with all my friends dying and cry like a little **** from the drama then revive them again. Also make Ellie my partner.
User avatar #141 to #138 - willindor (07/24/2013) [-]
I'd press it. If I wanted to play a videogame then I would shape the world into that game.
#139 to #138 - ponymeat (07/24/2013) [-]
edit myself so I can play video games and use the internet.
edit myself so I can play video games and use the internet.
User avatar #156 to #139 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
why? with that power, you could BE in the games, you could BE master chief, you could BE Vaas, you could fly an actual tie fighter, you could do anything these video games depict... yet you just want to sit down and play them on a tv screen
#154 to #139 - biot (07/24/2013) [-]
Thumb given for this excellent answer
Thumb given for this excellent answer
#238 to #139 - trollolololgabe (07/25/2013) [-]
or just make real life like a video game and just play real life Skyrim with your real life muscles and real life voice
#282 to #139 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
Gavin??
#281 to #139 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
is that Gavin from roosterteeth/slo-mo guys fame
User avatar #189 to #139 - iftheshoefits (07/24/2013) [-]
is that Gavin from Roosterteeth?
#214 to #189 - ponymeat (07/24/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
Indeed it is.
#226 to #214 - iftheshoefits (07/24/2013) [-]
my joy cannot be contained
my joy cannot be contained
User avatar #341 to #226 - folkflunky (07/25/2013) [-]
I thought we all agreed to never mention, see or even partially relate to this...
User avatar #6 - luxray (07/24/2013) [-]
This is the perfect button.
#150 - millex (07/24/2013) [-]
Like this?
Like this?
#17 - crunked (07/24/2013) [-]
That would be glorious...
That would be glorious...
#67 - Ihazfunkitty (07/24/2013) [-]
are you trying to tell me that people wouldnt love that?
#23 - manazetsugi (07/24/2013) [-]
Who wouldent click the 			****		 outta that button
Who wouldent click the **** outta that button
#372 - mrshakeweight (07/25/2013) [-]
It's a win-win situation.
It's a win-win situation.
#204 - jamhamington (07/24/2013) [-]
why the **** wouldn't you press the button
#142 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
That sounds like a win-win.
#74 - africanking (07/24/2013) [-]
implying that I dont want that
User avatar #12 - vondarkmoor (07/24/2013) [-]
what if you desire to eat nick cage
User avatar #19 to #12 - funnyjunkknight (07/24/2013) [-]
Well, he won't say "no"
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