all of my yes. . com You can eat anything you desire and will always be in great health. but Nick Cage will sit down with you at every meal. He won' t talk, jus all of my yes com You can eat anything you desire and will always be in great health but Nick Cage sit down with at every meal He won' t talk jus
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#8 - mudkipfucker
Reply +638
(07/24/2013) [-]
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sorry, but what is the downside to this?
#231 to #8 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
When you eat pussy...
#29 to #8 - cwarrider
Reply +2
(07/24/2013) [-]
I was gonna say....
#38 to #8 - hudis
Reply +2
(07/24/2013) [-]
Imagine going on a date.
#83 to #38 - anon
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
"OMG IS THAT NICK CAGE SITTING DOWN WITH US?!?!?"
"Yeah me and him go way back. I know him so well its almost impossible for us to eat without each other."
*Cage is silent*
"He's always kinda shy around new people"
Que all the food/fame/pussy you can eat for ever.
NO DOWNSIDES
#103 to #8 - afinalcry
Reply +15
(07/24/2013) [-]
A really bad third wheel on dates....
#80 to #8 - rmoran
Reply +33
(07/24/2013) [-]
You'll never talk to Nick Cage.
#140 to #80 - walkerjam
Reply +23
(07/24/2013) [-]
It doesn't say that you can't talk to the cage man outside of meals.
#138 - aleeyam
Reply +86
(07/24/2013) [-]
what will you du, fj?
#147 to #138 - kangaroomeat
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
Yes
Yes
#201 to #138 - wholesomeburn
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
I would edit the world to be an anime, because only in anime will women throw themselves at you.
#230 to #138 - parlimantum
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
So, you're saying that I can get the tools I need to do whatever I want, AT ALL, and get rid of the only distraction that keeps me from being productive in the first place? I'm sorry, where is the downside?
#264 to #138 - commontroll
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Yes. No need for it any more.
#286 to #138 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Simple, press button, open editor, build light speed rocket, edit laws of nature so you can fly at light speed, leave ****** planet, go to new planet, create a real life video on said planet where you can keep reviving so you don't die. Who needs games when you have fully edited real-life game.
#297 to #138 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
PUSH IT
#306 to #138 - Blarge **User deleted account**
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
i would push the button then make dina my partner
#317 to #138 - thestolensweetrole
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
I would and I would make it SBURB
#320 to #138 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
first immortality, then the bitches
#153 to #138 - dabronydude
Reply +1
(07/24/2013) [-]
ehm, yes?
#159 to #138 - mrradical
Reply +1
(07/24/2013) [-]
I waste time on video games to sort of do that anyway, sounds like a win win
#258 to #138 - hokeymon
Reply +5
(07/25/2013) [-]
Edit the world into a videogame and have adventures with all my friends dying and cry like a little **** from the drama then revive them again. Also make Ellie my partner.
#141 to #138 - willindor
Reply +7
(07/24/2013) [-]
I'd press it. If I wanted to play a videogame then I would shape the world into that game.
#139 to #138 - ponymeat
Reply +258
(07/24/2013) [-]
edit myself so I can play video games and use the internet.
edit myself so I can play video games and use the internet.
#156 to #139 - burdenedsoul
Reply +19
(07/24/2013) [-]
why? with that power, you could BE in the games, you could BE master chief, you could BE Vaas, you could fly an actual tie fighter, you could do anything these video games depict... yet you just want to sit down and play them on a tv screen
#232 to #156 - marlton
Reply +4
(07/25/2013) [-]
#144 to #139 - triggathepirate
Reply +5
(07/24/2013) [-]
This *****.
#238 to #139 - trollolololgabe
Reply +3
(07/25/2013) [-]
or just make real life like a video game and just play real life Skyrim with your real life muscles and real life voice
#154 to #139 - biot
Reply +3
(07/24/2013) [-]
Thumb given for this excellent answer
Thumb given for this excellent answer
#189 to #139 - iftheshoefits
Reply +1
(07/24/2013) [-]
is that Gavin from Roosterteeth?
#214 to #189 - ponymeat
Reply +1
(07/24/2013) [-]
Indeed it is.
Indeed it is.
#226 to #214 - iftheshoefits
Reply +3
(07/24/2013) [-]
my joy cannot be contained
my joy cannot be contained
#341 to #226 - folkflunky
Reply +1
(07/25/2013) [-]
I thought we all agreed to never mention, see or even partially relate to this...
#315 to #214 - benstillerphaqqot
Reply +1
(07/25/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#282 to #139 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Gavin??
#281 to #139 - anon
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
is that Gavin from roosterteeth/slo-mo guys fame
#7 - luxray
Reply +257
(07/24/2013) [-]
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#118 to #7 - opjoopie
Reply +6
(07/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#99 to #7 - zaach
Reply +13
(07/24/2013) [-]
Imagine buying a snack and opening the package, and Nick is next to you looking like this when you take the first bite.
#2 - Nightelfbane
Reply +171
(07/24/2013) [-]
i fail to see the downside
#27 to #2 - crazylance
Reply +13
(07/24/2013) [-]
Now, I know this might be a creepy encounter and I might be a stalker, but I've been seeing your replies too many times to ignore this and I'll tell you, your choice of pictures is splendid and I love you for it
#85 - kanpai
Reply +149
(07/24/2013) [-]
#433 to #85 - apollyonyagami
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
#33 - pappathethird
Reply +62
(07/24/2013) [-]
Who wouldn't press that button?
#128 - Jesusnipples
Reply +53
(07/24/2013) [-]
I would invite people over for dinner without telling them about Nick, then refuse to acknowledge his existence during the meal. It'd be glorious.   
   
   
And then occasionally when no one else was looking I would make eye contact with Nick like this   
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I would invite people over for dinner without telling them about Nick, then refuse to acknowledge his existence during the meal. It'd be glorious.


And then occasionally when no one else was looking I would make eye contact with Nick like this
<--
#428 to #128 - icolossus
Reply +1
(07/25/2013) [-]
Do you have the sauce on this gif my kind sir?
#432 to #428 - Jesusnipples
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
I do not, my apologies sir   
   
   
Have this gif instead
I do not, my apologies sir


Have this gif instead
#23 - manazetsugi
Reply +37
(07/24/2013) [-]
Who wouldent click the **** outta that button
Who wouldent click the **** outta that button
#6 - luxray
Reply +33
(07/24/2013) [-]
This is the perfect button.
#26 - bionicpanda
Reply +31
(07/24/2013) [-]