Choose Wisley. Personally i'd choose bruceman batwayne.. Al I I I 1 will protect you. The other 8 will try to kill you. Chose wisely.. The choice is simple, Darth Vader. robocop predator thumb batman Hellboy Wolverine Darth Vader
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User avatar #37 - tikledpikle (07/24/2013) [-]
The choice is simple, Darth Vader.
User avatar #41 to #37 - khayman (07/24/2013) [-]
everyone else can be surprised by an intruder being around. he has the force and can sense them. Darth Vader for the win. plus if he can choke someone through a video screen he can get Bruce sneaking around a corner.
User avatar #43 to #41 - tikledpikle (07/25/2013) [-]
you and i, we're safe with Vader on our side.
User avatar #29 - addaman ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
If you chose anyone other than Darth Vader you would die very quickly because he would just choke you
#15 - chism (07/24/2013) [-]
i think this is the plot to the best action movie of all time
pic simi related
User avatar #10 - mcassio ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Vader because he has an army of innaccuracy, plus a few sith.
User avatar #22 - luxray (07/24/2013) [-]
Wolverine. People mention Predator being stealthy, but Wolverine superhuman senses can detect anything, and adamantium is indestructible. He'll rip whatever comes at you to shreds
#24 to #22 - HEYGUYS ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I fight for wolverine being able to go head to head with superman and be even. that's just my thoughts though.
User avatar #32 to #22 - krajan (07/24/2013) [-]
vaders light saber could kill wolverine if not by cutting him in half then by litteraly baking his organs becouse of how hot the saber is
User avatar #33 to #32 - luxray (07/24/2013) [-]
His healing factor would heal the organs as fast as the saber could burn them, well, maybe, depending on pre soul injury or post and still maybe anyway. Even if he was killed pre soul injury, he would simply fight Azreal and come back to life to keep kicking ass so M\my vote will always go for our bestial bub.
User avatar #34 to #33 - redblueyellow (07/24/2013) [-]
I think keeping the lightsaber in one place long enough would burn his organs. Otherwise slashing him in half or force choking him would do the trick.
#50 to #34 - luxray (07/25/2013) [-]
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The lightsaber still takes time to melt metal I.E Episode III. So while Vader is attempting to slice his spine, AND while his organs may not be keeping up with the damage they are at least making it take a lot longer than a normal person, Wolverine is free to rip Vader's face off with his claws, which, being made of adamantium, takes about 3 seconds (since adamantium cuts through literally everything except itself with ease.

Pic related, everyone else's thoughts.
User avatar #77 to #50 - redblueyellow (07/25/2013) [-]
So thats why Vader will just force chocke him or slash through him and be done with it.
User avatar #79 to #77 - luxray (07/25/2013) [-]
All of his bones are adamantium. Vader cannot slash through him without a lot of effort, as lightsabers do not cut metal, but rather they melt it.

Did the bold help? I'm not sure if you're special, don't know anything about wolverine, or just had a moment of extraordinary stupidity, but, I decided to make it clear.
#80 to #79 - redblueyellow (07/25/2013) [-]
Lightsabers don't simply melt anything, they (simply said) **** up atoms, which allows them to cut through stuff and due to the high temerature the sabers give of it looks like the **** they are cutting though is melting. So in that sense, he can **** up the adamantium atoms, thus cutting through them.

I'd like to point out that you used the exact same argument as I did for which you called me stupid or "special". Your quote;

"Wolverine is free to rip Vader's face off with his claws, which, being made of adamantium, takes about 3 seconds (since adamantium cuts through literally everything except itself with ease"

Cuts through anything with ease EXCEPT A LIGHTSABER. So again, I will repeat this for the fourth time; even if it takes a long time for Vader to cut through adamantium (assuming he can cut through it at all, since the marvel universe simply states "adamantium is indestructible" which makes it impossible to present enough arguments to prove this wrong), Vader can still force choke Wolverine and keep him at distance using the Force. He can then take his sweet time cutting through the adamantium he he feels it is necesarry.

Wolverine can also be decapitated, from which he can't regenerate. All his bones are coated in adamantium, yes, but intervertebral disc are not. So if these were to be hit by, lets say, a lightsaber, he would cut clean through wolverines neck, avoiding the adamantium and killing wolverine.

So I ******* hope you can understand this the first time because I'm not doing it again. I know enough about Wolverine for this argument, but clearly you don't know enough about the Star Wars universe.
User avatar #81 to #80 - luxray (07/26/2013) [-]
Preface: I apologize for insulting you, I was pissed at something else, but it doesn't matter now.

Wolverine is capable of enough subcutaneous breathing to sustain life in a comatose state. This has been proven. Force choke is a no-go. he won't die. If Vader's within slicing distance, he's likely within slashing distance. And as said before by Professor Xavier himself, the head is capable of re-attatching. Besides, if this is pre soul injury, it's all a moot point anyway. He dies, fights azreal, and comes back. Post soul injury, he can die, though.
User avatar #82 to #81 - redblueyellow (07/26/2013) [-]
Then I also apologize for reacting the way I did.

Even if force choke won't kill him (I actually expected thst since I assumed his healing abilities would repair th damage done), Vader can still keep him at distance using the force. He can then use the force to throw his lightsaber or simply let it fly to wolverine doing the damage he wants to from a distance. I have found nothing that says Wolverine could withstand the Force.
I did indeed read that Wolverine's head can be re-attached, however, this is only the case if his head is close to his body. So the moment Vader would have cut his neck, he could fling the head away with the force so it wouldn't re-attach.

Honestly,about the pre soul injury or post, I'd have to go with post as you yourself say he is basically unbeatable with pre soul injury.
After doing a bit of research on Wolverine it all just seems as if he's ubeatable to the point of overpowered. He literally ha no weaknesses. Even Superman can be damaged and killed, but this just doesn't seem the case with Wolverine. Marvel overpowered him to the point that he can survive having his skeleton ripped out by Magneto.
Honestly, I still believe Vader could win through decapitation and Force, but since Wolverine is overpowered to the point that he can come back from the dead (althoug this does mean he was killed) I do not see how we can bring this discussion to a fruitful ending.
I still believe Wolverine can be killed, even if he then comes back from the dead. If you stick with the revival from death thing, I'm fine with that since then you at least admit little bit that Wolverine can at least in some way be killed. After that I don't care if he comes back.
User avatar #83 to #82 - luxray (07/26/2013) [-]
Well even DeadPool dies, he is simply cursed with being unable to REMAIN dead.
Also, I see what you say, but if Wolverine were to sneak up on Vader... Also, if you like wolverine, check out the wolverine goes to hell comics.
User avatar #49 to #22 - papalump (07/25/2013) [-]
he can be beheaded right? Vader is one of the most powerful force users in the universe and he's a beast with the lightsaber. He could just hold down Wolverine with the force and chop his head off.
User avatar #51 to #49 - luxray (07/25/2013) [-]
Well, technically yes, but his healing facto,r as Professor X theorized, is to the point that the only way to keep him dead would be to remove the head from the area, which is feasible, provided Vader could get it off in the first place. Which would be extremely difficult, because even as you said, using the force takes a physical toll when it is used on a large object or to restrain/repel great force. Vader isn't exactly the peak of physical fitness, and wolverine can bench over a ton with mild effort. To hold him down, resisting with ALL his strength, WHILE putting the force into the lightsaber required to melt the adamantium, I personally believe would be beyond Vader.
User avatar #54 to #51 - papalump (07/25/2013) [-]
Meh. The only point you have is that Vader isn't strong enough, and I disagree with that. That ****** can leap around and do cray **** with his lightsaber that is beyond a normal human beings power using THE FORCE. It's not tied to physical strength at all. Yoda was weaker that a sack of dildos, but he could lift mountains! Sure Wolverine is strong as hell but Vader's willpower and force strength is completely off the charts. And plus it's not about killing each other, he's just defending me. (Ps. Magento ****** Wolverine's **** up so hard with powers similar to the force.) We are such nerds.
User avatar #57 to #54 - luxray (07/25/2013) [-]
Issue 23 of Uncanny(?) X men, Magneto rips wolverine's skeleton out. But Vader can't target his skeleton. The problem with magneto is that all movement is muscles pulling on the skeleton, if you have skeletal control, you have complete control. Vader can't get skeletal control.
User avatar #55 to #54 - luxray (07/25/2013) [-]
Yes it is. I can't remember what episode it is but Yoda used the fore to move a giant ass starship out of the way and it eh whatever, I don't care anymore. I get a human lie detector, indestructible razor, and all around complete badass. I love star wars, but wolverine will always win for me.
User avatar #46 - demandsgayversion (07/25/2013) [-]
It comes down to one question: What's stronger, a lightsaber or adimantium?
User avatar #63 to #46 - JoshOwnsAll ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
I'd go with the force
darth vader can stall the fights by force pushing, or chokin
User avatar #64 to #63 - JoshOwnsAll ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
choking*
User avatar #68 to #46 - lacypushupbra (07/25/2013) [-]
Don't you mean
A lightsaber or hardened maple syrup?
The answer is obvious.
#47 to #46 - Zefat (07/25/2013) [-]
the answer is batman
User avatar #65 - mattdoggy (07/25/2013) [-]
Vader
Deathstar
Huge fleet
Lightsabers
Force
Deep space
etc.
User avatar #59 - arsenymous (07/25/2013) [-]
If batman can kill superman, then he can kill them
User avatar #36 - dreadedsin (07/24/2013) [-]
How about we widen the choice to whoever we want but these 9 come after us. I choose spawn.
#35 - redblueyellow (07/24/2013) [-]
Vader.    
   
Can sense organic life forms so they can't sneak up on you.   
Lightsaber, cuts through anything, even Wolverine's adamantium bones. And even if they wouldn't there's always force choke.
Vader.

Can sense organic life forms so they can't sneak up on you.
Lightsaber, cuts through anything, even Wolverine's adamantium bones. And even if they wouldn't there's always force choke.

#60 to #35 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
Terminator isn't organic (well not completely, he;s living flesh over metal endoskeleton so if he tore off all his skin Vader couldn't sense him?
#45 to #35 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
I think in this case the adamantium wud react kinda like the vibro swords in the starwars universe to make things at least some what fair
User avatar #78 to #45 - redblueyellow (07/25/2013) [-]
I considered that, and that is a reasonable possibility, but then Vader could still force choke him.
User avatar #4 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
i wold picked robo cop becaus his power is maximum and eh doesnt afraid of anything
User avatar #5 - twi (07/24/2013) [-]
batman hands down
#19 to #5 - katerica (07/24/2013) [-]
Fok off, twi
Sith lord master race!
#23 to #19 - Rascal (07/24/2013) [-]
pfft, as if batman would not be able to use the force
if they met then it would assume the force was real for them both and not just Vader batman would have mastered it already
#25 - jovisman (07/24/2013) [-]
the answer is always bat man
User avatar #42 - jdsalenger (07/25/2013) [-]
1. Batman doesn't kill.
2. Judge Dredd, Robocop, and Hellboy's jobs are to protect people not selfishly kill them. You betrayed the LAAWW!!
3. As long as your not a threat to the Empire, any Predators , or SKYNET your fine.

Marv and Wolverine are pretty much the guys you want to be on your side and not against them.
User avatar #67 to #42 - enkmaster (07/25/2013) [-]
Read the old comics. Batman killed all the time.
#69 to #67 - jdsalenger (07/25/2013) [-]
The early Batman comics stole plots from The Shadow pulp stories and Batman did whatever The Shadow was doing as such killing bad guys and using a gun.
#44 to #42 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
youre one of THOSE people who if u said u have a choice between the pokemon dragon ballz n all that **** u would say HURR DRAGUN BULL AND WSH FOR THE OTHERS TTO BE REAL!! its not smart it makes u look stupid! they are all going to kiill u
User avatar #48 to #44 - papalump (07/25/2013) [-]
wat
#61 to #44 - CyborgNinja ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #75 - lordrosco (07/25/2013) [-]
if we look at the ones that havent died....
predator died..
terminator died a couple times..
the justice guy would die easily... robocop would get wrecked..
vader would be a good choice but only if he doesnt have long boring rants...
the bottom middle guy died...
the red guy would be badass but die to wolverine... so its really just a battle between wolverine whos is immortal...
or batman with a belt of evertyhing,....
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....batman becasue i dont think wolverine could beat vader in a 1-1 fight... (force choke + lightning on wolverine would wreck his **** )
#74 - ddrwannabe (07/25/2013) [-]
Wolverine.
User avatar #73 - yofutofu ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Batman.
#70 - bigmanblue (07/25/2013) [-]
vader because lightsabers + force = better then every one of them except batman
but batman doesnt kill so you're safe from him
#62 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
im going to start a ********* now
im choosing hellboy
or whoever is in the middle
DEAL WITH IT
User avatar #40 - williamzanziger (07/24/2013) [-]
Wolverine, because he is immortal.
the other 8 can try, no one would get past him.
#52 to #40 - Rascal (07/25/2013) [-]
wolverine is not immortal
#53 to #52 - williamzanziger (07/25/2013) [-]
and you don't have an account so you don't matter
and you don't have an account so you don't matter
#71 to #53 - Jeff C (07/25/2013) [-]
Well no, anon has a point. He is not immortal he just has an adamantium infused skeleton and improved regenerative abilities. The only reason wolverine hasnt been killed by bullets and the such is because the material is not strong enough to break the adamantium. A light saber would still cut like butter and wreck his **** .
User avatar #72 to #71 - williamzanziger (07/25/2013) [-]
he burned to a single cell and recovered
User avatar #58 to #40 - arsenymous (07/25/2013) [-]
lightsaber would cut through his ****
User avatar #66 to #58 - williamzanziger (07/25/2013) [-]
true, but that one cut has to count, otherwise you get turned into swiss cheese.
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