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#1 - playermod
Reply +148
(07/24/2013) [-]
If you're strong and smart, chances are, you're going to have a lot easier time getting a girlfriend instead of masturbating...
#144 to #1 - ohlookporn
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Or planning and getting away with rape.
#109 to #1 - wargeneralwest ONLINE
Reply +9
(07/25/2013) [-]
Just wait until she sees your David Bowie
#2 to #1 - irokk [OP]
Reply -2
(07/24/2013) [-]
It'd still be the head of David Bowie though. It just wouldn't tell jokes.
#3 to #2 - gobnick ONLINE
Reply +14
(07/24/2013) [-]
actually it says it will do that only when you masturbate, it never specified for sex... 10/10, would hit that like it was this
#8 to #3 - diruslupis
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#10 to #8 - disturbedblue
Reply +9
(07/24/2013) [-]
There are no punctuations stating that it will be morphed into David Bowie's head unless you masturbate.
#56 to #10 - xplosevdiarrhea
Reply +2
(07/24/2013) [-]
Never had trouble with grammar in english, but ambiguity was a bitch. Oxford comma4lyfe.