This Is the Best One I've Seen. I am not a penis, I am president Richard Nixon. com IQ of 180 and extremely but The head of your penis strong morphs into David  Moshi Moshi
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This Is the Best One I've Seen

This Is the Best One I've Seen. I am not a penis, I am president Richard Nixon. com IQ of 180 and extremely but The head of your penis strong morphs into David

I am not a penis, I am president Richard Nixon

com
IQ of 180 and extremely but The head of your penis
strong morphs into David Bowie
and gives bad jokes
every time you try to
masturbate
...
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Submitted: 07/24/2013
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User avatar #1 - playermod (07/24/2013) [-]
If you're strong and smart, chances are, you're going to have a lot easier time getting a girlfriend instead of masturbating...
#144 to #1 - ohlookporn (07/25/2013) [-]
Or planning and getting away with rape.
#2 to #1 - irokk (07/24/2013) [-]
It'd still be the head of David Bowie though. It just wouldn't tell jokes.
#3 to #2 - gobnick (07/24/2013) [-]
actually it says it will do that only when you masturbate, it never specified for sex... 10/10, would hit that like it was this
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User avatar #10 to #8 - disturbedblue (07/24/2013) [-]
There are no punctuations stating that it will be morphed into David Bowie's head unless you masturbate.
#56 to #10 - xplosevdiarrhea (07/24/2013) [-]
Never had trouble with grammar in english, but ambiguity was a bitch. Oxford comma4lyfe.
User avatar #109 to #1 - wargeneralwest (07/25/2013) [-]
Just wait until she sees your David Bowie
#6 - skiskate (07/24/2013) [-]
Oh come on, who here would not press that button
Oh come on, who here would not press that button
User avatar #162 to #6 - tulioandmiguel (07/25/2013) [-]
omg this gif HGNNN
User avatar #29 - craftyatom (07/24/2013) [-]
THEN I WILL LEARN TO LOVE HIS JOKES.
User avatar #13 - Loppytaffy (07/24/2013) [-]
Well if that means I get to make Bowie spit jizz, then by all means sign me up.
User avatar #54 - aahrg (07/24/2013) [-]
why would i trade 100 IQ points for a few muscles?
User avatar #120 to #54 - HarvietheDinkle (07/25/2013) [-]
Why me be weak for big brain?
User avatar #97 - poelske (07/25/2013) [-]
well then i'd stop trying to masturbate and actually masturbate
User avatar #45 - mavericjones (07/24/2013) [-]
Why would I want to lose IQ points?
#84 to #45 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
it's a different type of iq scoring, you ******* .
#123 to #45 - lolzordz (07/25/2013) [-]
because its fun
#26 - deviousalien ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
It's my humble opinion that an extremely strong man with an IQ of 180 could get all the bitches. Therefore no need for masturbation. Therefor no ******* David Bowie
User avatar #68 - weinerdick (07/24/2013) [-]
Joke's on you, my dick can now sing me awesome songs
User avatar #18 - kikithenerdfighter (07/24/2013) [-]
But I don't have a penis...
#72 to #18 - irokk (07/24/2013) [-]
ay grl u wan 2 fuk me show mi sum tit E's
User avatar #96 to #18 - srskate (07/25/2013) [-]
No downside, hit the button.
User avatar #27 to #18 - nicolbolas (07/24/2013) [-]
well you're in for a surprise one morning.
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#108 - DamnJackieChan (07/25/2013) [-]
close your eyes and wear some headphones.

It's not like you are going to be doing it that often with all the new pussy you're going to be getting
#100 - silentnigga (07/25/2013) [-]
so im a super strong genius whos cock just got about 1000 times sexier
User avatar #103 to #100 - calawesome (07/25/2013) [-]
Ground control to major tom.....

Pressure building, about to cum...
User avatar #104 to #103 - silentnigga (07/25/2013) [-]
Give that bitch her protein

don't put a condom on!
User avatar #106 to #104 - calawesome (07/25/2013) [-]
Nearly ready, almost done....

Flip her over...to **** her bum...
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User avatar #98 to #92 - fuzzyballs (07/25/2013) [-]
it doesn't say attractive
you can still be a fat neckbeard, strenght won't get you laid
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#41 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
i can imagine him saying things like "this is dick control to major tom"
#73 - xalim (07/24/2013) [-]
>Genius
>Strong
Why would I need to masturbate?
#77 to #73 - irokk (07/24/2013) [-]
I do agree with you, but you posted a pony, so I'm not allowed to.
#143 - snakefire (07/25/2013) [-]
Then he just makes your balls do this
Then he just makes your balls do this
#118 - ohokay (07/25/2013) [-]
Radical, I'm down for this, I know its not a dick but come on, it's close
User avatar #94 - beastsy (07/25/2013) [-]
if its just masturbating and not sex, still good.
#39 - iamlying (07/24/2013) [-]
What's the bad part?
#11 - pappathethird (07/24/2013) [-]
these are seriously weird
#14 to #11 - hoffmeisterh (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm only going to be happy forever if I'm not being raped by animals, so either they fail to deliver the first part thus negating the second or the first part automatically negates the second.
Failing that I can honestly say that in that scenario my biggest wish would be to not be raped by animals for the whole of my life.
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