GTA logic. . Hello inmates I' m the new prison guard. My names Purrdye.. Seeing as I' m the new guy here. Why don' t you all introduce yourselves and tell me wh
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GTA logic

Hello inmates
I' m the new prison
guard. My names
Purrdye..
Seeing as I' m the new
guy here. Why don' t
you all introduce
yourselves and tell
me why your here
I' m Brutus Ralph
I beat my TV then
ate my wifes liver.
I' m in here for 10
years
Appartently I
raped some girl
in Sweden...
Oh and I also
hacked Into and
aild GRN * .'. d I' m Julian Assange
I I . stole confidential
F Nrn I m In here for
My name, is Niko Bellic
I' m in here for killing
35163 people, stealing
26560 cars, assualting
53160 people, selling
it ll and buying drugs on 17
llt different occasions,
l ' i drink driving and I also
robbed a bank.
I' m here for 5 mintues
...
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#2 - elmoose **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
and refusing to go bowling with me 1,000,000 times
#6 - pappathethird (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
No blacks or hispanics in 3/3 cells?

#25 - zombieindenial ONLINE (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#65 - seesaws (07/24/2013) [+] (8 replies)
I bought GTA IV from the Steam Summer sale and my computer's so ****** that it's unplayable at lowest settings.
#73 to #71 - linktheawesomes ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
PC=Potato Computer
PC=Potato Computer
#30 - usepowerbutton (07/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
I can't wait much longer.........
#77 - crazyolitis (07/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Don't forget the worst: he drove through red lights.
Don't forget the worst: he drove through red lights.
User avatar #4 - motherfuckingninja (07/24/2013) [+] (9 replies)
******* phanact...
User avatar #5 to #4 - neonlight (07/24/2013) [-]
no one cares
#144 - thecharliesheen (07/25/2013) [-]
It's odd how you could actually just wait for the cops to arrest you in IV. In San Andreas, if you accidentally backed into a cop car at a stoplight, they just shot you until you died for a minor traffic violation.
User avatar #110 - TardytheTurtle (07/25/2013) [-]
why are you reposting Purrdye's old content Phanact? it even has his name in it for the love of god.
#136 - takesomemorewater (07/25/2013) [+] (3 replies)
#60 - weediemaan (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
10 years for beating TV?!
User avatar #123 - toddingram (07/25/2013) [+] (11 replies)
**toddingram rolls 69** in honor of phanact
Can I please have colored text now.
User avatar #118 - jalthelas (07/25/2013) [-]
No credit to Purrdye?
#12 - stickdick (07/24/2013) [+] (42 replies)
User avatar #126 - njhahahahaha (07/25/2013) [-]
The guy who made this comic is an old user named Purrdye
User avatar #134 - eatingbiscuits ONLINE (07/25/2013) [+] (1 reply)
How do you get colored text?
can I have colored text?
:U
User avatar #142 to #134 - exclamation (07/25/2013) [-]
Go to one of the three boards that will let you win colored text. Get thumbs. Lots of them. Win colored text.
#113 - bvsfang (07/25/2013) [-]
You got caught?
User avatar #104 - srskate (07/25/2013) [-]
Did Assange get arrested yet? He was free last I checked.

#97 - iknowafatguy (07/24/2013) [-]
Drink Driving .... well that's some serious **** .
#11 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Reposting yourself Phanact? Are you ******* serious?
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