GTA logic. . Hello inmates I' m the new prison guard. My names Purrdye.. Seeing as I' m the new guy here. Why don' t you all introduce yourselves and tell me wh
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GTA logic

Hello inmates
I' m the new prison
guard. My names
Purrdye..
Seeing as I' m the new
guy here. Why don' t
you all introduce
yourselves and tell
me why your here
I' m Brutus Ralph
I beat my TV then
ate my wifes liver.
I' m in here for 10
years
Appartently I
raped some girl
in Sweden...
Oh and I also
hacked Into and
aild GRN * .'. d I' m Julian Assange
I I . stole confidential
F Nrn I m In here for
My name, is Niko Bellic
I' m in here for killing
35163 people, stealing
26560 cars, assualting
53160 people, selling
it ll and buying drugs on 17
llt different occasions,
l ' i drink driving and I also
robbed a bank.
I' m here for 5 mintues
...
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#2 - elmoose **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
and refusing to go bowling with me 1,000,000 times
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#84 to #2 - sandwitchman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - ohgodwaitimatheist (07/24/2013) [-]
If you excuse me, I'm saving this.

Have a thumb in return
User avatar #105 to #67 - walkerjam (07/25/2013) [-]
[Bowling Internally]
#6 - pappathethird (07/24/2013) [-]
No blacks or hispanics in 3/3 cells?

#77 - crazyolitis (07/24/2013) [-]
Don't forget the worst: he drove through red lights.
Don't forget the worst: he drove through red lights.
#81 to #77 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (07/24/2013) [-]
EGAD! thats horrible! who would do such a thing!?
User avatar #82 to #81 - crazyolitis (07/24/2013) [-]
Niko 'that one asshole' Bellic. That's who.
#83 to #82 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (07/24/2013) [-]
******* niko bellic
User avatar #101 to #83 - popcornisland (07/24/2013) [-]
I read that comment in Roman's voice, I always do
+1
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#144 - thecharliesheen (07/25/2013) [-]
It's odd how you could actually just wait for the cops to arrest you in IV. In San Andreas, if you accidentally backed into a cop car at a stoplight, they just shot you until you died for a minor traffic violation.
User avatar #110 - TardytheTurtle (07/25/2013) [-]
why are you reposting Purrdye's old content Phanact? it even has his name in it for the love of god.
#30 - usepowerbutton (07/24/2013) [-]
I can't wait much longer.........
User avatar #100 to #30 - poniesnstuff (07/24/2013) [-]
An authintic black experience.
User avatar #149 to #30 - eminempackerfan (07/25/2013) [-]
I feel ya man, the wait is seriously killing me
#153 to #30 - uberedheavy (07/25/2013) [-]
I can wait until the release of GTA: 5 but I don't think I will be able to wait until the release of the PC version, why don't they just release their game on xbox, ps3 and pc at the same time?
User avatar #157 to #153 - sightlysuperset (07/25/2013) [-]
so PC users will buy it on consoles because they cant wait for it,then buy it on pc to mod it. The people are Rockstar are financial geniuses.
#159 to #157 - uberedheavy (07/25/2013) [-]
Evil geniuses haha.
#70 to #30 - thewizsam (07/24/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Getting mad yet? ** no one can
#65 - seesaws (07/24/2013) [-]
I bought GTA IV from the Steam Summer sale and my computer's so ****** that it's unplayable at lowest settings.
#69 to #65 - thewizsam (07/24/2013) [-]
**thewizsam rolled a random image posted in comment #54 at Secret plan ** suck for you!
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#116 to #65 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
well it runs like **** for most people, the game wasnt optimatized for PC, they just did a lazy ass port from xbox
User avatar #71 to #65 - strangemoo (07/24/2013) [-]
Same here. ******* sucks having a potato pc.
#73 to #71 - linktheawesomes (07/24/2013) [-]
PC=Potato Computer
PC=Potato Computer
User avatar #74 to #73 - strangemoo (07/24/2013) [-]
You sir.. Are good at this.
User avatar #75 to #65 - gustaviaable (07/24/2013) [-]
Here's a mod that may help you. My friend got it installed on his Potato Computer and it works fine for him now.
www.moddb.com/mods/gta-iv-for-low-end-pcs
User avatar #93 to #75 - antowon (07/24/2013) [-]
you got one for dark souls

im new to steam and had the amazing idea of downloading it on a laptop
#63 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Fagnact will do whatever it takes to be #1 at something, even bots and reposting.
User avatar #118 - jalthelas (07/25/2013) [-]
No credit to Purrdye?
User avatar #147 to #136 - catdogdora (07/25/2013) [-]
it will be great when someone rolls this
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#60 - weediemaan (07/24/2013) [-]
10 years for beating TV?!
#62 to #60 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
He ate his wife's liver. What's not to get?
#98 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
I miss purrdye
#22 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
You're*
User avatar #126 - njhahahahaha (07/25/2013) [-]
The guy who made this comic is an old user named Purrdye
User avatar #123 - toddingram (07/25/2013) [-]
**toddingram rolls 69** in honor of phanact
Can I please have colored text now.
User avatar #124 to #123 - phanact (07/25/2013) [-]
******* shut up
#152 to #124 - npfortytwo (07/25/2013) [-]
Your posts.
Your posts.
User avatar #131 to #124 - lorddarkskull ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
your oc pony is a piece of **** and looks stupid
User avatar #128 to #124 - nortledrones (07/25/2013) [-]
Was that necessary?
User avatar #130 to #128 - phanact (07/25/2013) [-]
Sorry
He mentioned me like 5 times in 4 minutes
User avatar #132 to #130 - nortledrones (07/25/2013) [-]
That does sound annoying, but when you get up in the ranks, expect some fans.
User avatar #139 to #130 - toddingram (07/25/2013) [-]
sorry man. I didn't mean to be, just a bit of a fan.
User avatar #135 to #123 - harrywarden (07/25/2013) [-]
Phanact is ghey.
User avatar #13 to #12 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
but you dont point out "drink driving"...
User avatar #15 to #13 - holeymoley (07/24/2013) [-]
because "drink driving" is an actual phrase
User avatar #37 to #15 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
Drink driving would apply to UK, Australia and New Zealand.

As it implies intent, as opposed to actually being drunk.

You can have a couple of standard alcoholic drinks over a given hour and not be clinically "drunk " as such.

So drink driving leaves things a little more open to explanantion, drunk driving should mean that you were drunk behind the wheel of a car. Which is past tense.

Moral to this story is if you were caught drunk driving, then you have to be drunk, to use the phrase.

As opposed to drink driving, meaning anybody who has had a couple of beers and then gets behind the wheel, technically is or has been drink driving, regardless if they were affected by the alcohol or not.

Which is why most 1st world countries out there have an averaged one size fits all driver blood alcohol measurement road law, of a maximum amount of alcohol that can be tolerated, before it impairs a drivers judgement.

0.5 is the Australian set limit. Which roughly equates to 2 stand alcohollic drinks per hour, all night long with an hour break before you decide to get behind the wheel again..
User avatar #16 to #15 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
i think you are refering to drinking and driving or drunk driving.
User avatar #36 to #17 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
Drink driving would apply to UK, Australia and New Zealand.

As it implies intent, as opposed to actually being drunk.

You can have a couple of standard alcoholic drinks over a given hour and not be clinically "drunk " as such.

So drink driving leaves things a little more open to explanantion, drunk driving should mean that you were drunk behind the wheel of a car. Which is past tense.

Moral to this story is if you were caught drunk driving, then you have to be drunk, to use the phrase.

As opposed to drink driving, meaning anybody who has had a couple of beers and then gets behind the wheel, technically is or has been drink driving, regardless if they were affected by the alcohol or not.

Which is why most 1st world countries out there have an averaged one size fits all driver blood alcohol measurement road law, of a maximum amount of alcohol that can be tolerated, before it impairs a drivers judgement.

0.5 is the Australian set limit. Which roughly equates to 2 stand alcohollic drinks per hour, all night long with an hour break before you decide to get behind the wheel again...
User avatar #18 to #17 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
oh maybe in the uk where grammar is subpar
User avatar #19 to #18 - holeymoley (07/24/2013) [-]
you got proved wrong so you insult my country

real smooth.
User avatar #35 to #19 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
Drink driving would apply to UK, Australia and New Zealand.

As it implies intent, as opposed to actually being drunk.

You can have a couple of standard alcoholic drinks over a given hour and not be clinically "drunk " as such.

So drink driving leaves things a little more open to explanantion, drunk driving should mean that you were drunk behind the wheel of a car. Which is past tense.

Moral to this story is if you were caught drunk driving, then you have to be drunk, to use the phrase.

As opposed to drink driving, meaning anybody who has had a couple of beers and then gets behind the wheel, technically is or has been drink driving, regardless if they were affected by the alcohol or not.

Which is why most 1st world countries out there have an averaged one size fits all driver blood alcohol measurement road law, of a maximum amount of alcohol that can be tolerated, before it impairs a drivers judgement.

0.5 is the Australian set limit. Which roughly equates to 2 stand alcohollic drinks per hour, all night long with an hour break before you decide to get behind the wheel again.
User avatar #21 to #19 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
whatever you say. drink drive isnt proper grammar. by saying drink drive you are implying drinking then driving. so u can use whatever excuse you want
#23 to #21 - fuckedbyapony (07/24/2013) [-]
'by saying drink drive you are implying drinking then driving'
Well that's exactly what 'drunk driving' is...
User avatar #40 to #23 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
Drink driving would apply to UK, Australia and New Zealand.

As it implies intent, as opposed to actually being drunk.

You can have a couple of standard alcoholic drinks over a given hour and not be clinically "drunk " as such.

So drink driving leaves things a little more open to explanantion, drunk driving should mean that you were drunk behind the wheel of a car. Which is past tense.

Moral to this story is if you were caught drunk driving, then you have to be drunk, to use the phrase.

As opposed to drink driving, meaning anybody who has had a couple of beers and then gets behind the wheel, technically is or has been drink driving, regardless if they were affected by the alcohol or not.

Which is why most 1st world countries out there have an averaged one size fits all driver blood alcohol measurement road law, of a maximum amount of alcohol that can be tolerated, before it impairs a drivers judgement.

0.5 is the Australian set limit.. Which roughly equates to 2 stand alcohollic drinks per hour, all night long with an hour break before you decide to get behind the wheel again.
#24 to #23 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
so why not just say drunk driving which is proper grammar than **** brain
User avatar #31 to #24 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
>Than
>Proper grammar

Again, this *****
#27 to #24 - fuckedbyapony (07/24/2013) [-]
Do i look like i made the 			*******		 traffic laws?   
   
   
   
   
p.s you have terrible grammar for someone complaining about it
Do i look like i made the ******* traffic laws?




p.s you have terrible grammar for someone complaining about it
User avatar #26 to #24 - holeymoley (07/24/2013) [-]
because we had the language before you.
#33 to #26 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
thats cute. do u remember that one time when you got your ass handed to you by a bunch of true patriots? well u did.
#28 to #21 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
>whatever you say. drink drive isnt proper grammar.
> so u can use whatever excuse you want
> isnt proper grammar.
>u
>oh maybe in the uk where grammar is subpar
>u

This ***** .
#29 to #28 - fuckedbyapony (07/24/2013) [-]
>donutcaptin
#48 to #43 - fuckedbyapony (07/24/2013) [-]
More evidence against yourself?
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#46 to #39 - fuckedbyapony (07/24/2013) [-]
Someone chose it, although i'm unsure of how you managed to misread it
User avatar #49 to #46 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
it was for emphasis. look at your ******* username you ******* faggot
User avatar #59 to #49 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Now you're name calling?

Seems you've lost. I'll take my leave now.
#51 to #49 - fuckedbyapony (07/24/2013) [-]
Like i just said, i didn't chose it..
#52 to #51 - fuckedbyapony (07/24/2013) [-]
choose* you hypocritical grammar faggot
User avatar #55 to #52 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
You sir, have a good sense of humour.
#57 to #55 - fuckedbyapony (07/24/2013) [-]
Why thank you!
User avatar #54 to #52 - holeymoley (07/24/2013) [-]
d-did you just shout at yourself?
#56 to #54 - fuckedbyapony (07/24/2013) [-]
I don't even know, these early mornings are getting to me
User avatar #58 to #56 - holeymoley (07/24/2013) [-]
oh god, im convulsing in my chair
User avatar #38 to #29 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
Drink driving would apply to UK, Australia and New Zealand.

As it implies intent, as opposed to actually being drunk.

You can have a couple of standard alcoholic drinks over a given hour and not be clinically "drunk " as such.

So drink driving leaves things a little more open to explanantion, drunk driving should mean that you were drunk behind the wheel of a car. Which is past tense.

Moral to this story is if you were caught drunk driving, then you have to be drunk, to use the phrase.

As opposed to drink driving, meaning anybody who has had a couple of beers and then gets behind the wheel, technically is or has been drink driving, regardless if they were affected by the alcohol or not.

Which is why most 1st world countries out there have an averaged one size fits all driver blood alcohol measurement road law, of a maximum amount of alcohol that can be tolerated, before it impairs a drivers judgement.

0.5 is the Australian set limit. Which roughly equates to 2 stand alcohollic drinks per hour, all night long with an hour break before you decide to get behind the wheel again....
#41 to #38 - fuckedbyapony (07/24/2013) [-]
So really you've just quoted a paragraph proving yourself wrong?
User avatar #34 to #28 - donutcaptin (07/24/2013) [-]
Drink driving would apply to UK, Australia and New Zealand.

As it implies intent, as opposed to actually being drunk.

You can have a couple of standard alcoholic drinks over a given hour and not be clinically "drunk " as such.

So drink driving leaves things a little more open to explanantion, drunk driving should mean that you were drunk behind the wheel of a car. Which is past tense.

Moral to this story is if you were caught drunk driving, then you have to be drunk, to use the phrase.

As opposed to drink driving, meaning anybody who has had a couple of beers and then gets behind the wheel, technically is or has been drink driving, regardless if they were affected by the alcohol or not.

Which is why most 1st world countries out there have an averaged one size fits all driver blood alcohol measurement road law, of a maximum amount of alcohol that can be tolerated, before it impairs a drivers judgement.

0.5 is the Australian set limit. Which roughly equates to 2 stand alcohollic drinks per hour, all night long with an hour break before you decide to get behind the wheel again.
User avatar #50 to #34 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
See? Typing in full grammar, while complaining about Grammar, isn't that hard.

Though both terms are usable. As you just proved, both are proper grammar. It contradicts what you were initially saying.
#53 to #50 - fuckedbyapony (07/24/2013) [-]
Hardly counts when he copied and pasted it
This guys just doing a good job at proving himself to be an idiot and hypocrite
User avatar #88 to #12 - gurtol (07/24/2013) [-]
you're* dumbass
#150 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
My name is anon

im here for downloading a song illegally

im here for 50 years
#143 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
How many times can Phanact repost and get away with it?
#140 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
Drink driving
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