Fiend can be empty. .. I wish I would have a relationship like that 1 day
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Submitted: 07/24/2013
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User avatar #346 - jennalynnification (07/25/2013) [-]
Everyone quit their bitchin' about being in the 'friendzone'

You are only where you put yourself.
User avatar #344 - magtheicelander ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
im 16. i have never been in any kind of relationship. never wanted to. but this makes me want to a little
User avatar #342 - spoogle (07/25/2013) [-]
It's not that hard to be in a relationship. Pretty much everyone complaining about being in the friend-zone is either lazy or a quitter.
User avatar #324 - negronoodle (07/25/2013) [-]
i thought his head disappeared and there was some hidden joke....
User avatar #322 - Leopard (07/25/2013) [-]
A chick i'm friendzoned by did this to me before.
User avatar #336 to #322 - exclamation (07/25/2013) [-]
So... I'm given to understand everyone read your comment as "A chick friendzoned me" instead of what it actually is. Shows something about the ******* of FunnyJunk... it really does...
#330 to #322 - anonymous (07/25/2013) [-]
>friendzoned

queer
User avatar #325 to #322 - jacksipian (07/25/2013) [-]
i think she gave you a chance to get out of the friendzone and you just didnt take the chance
User avatar #351 to #325 - Leopard (07/25/2013) [-]
No, she's just not into relationships at all. Wants to stay single and if she wants to go into any relationship, it needs to be an open relationship. She's not into being rooted down to one guy.

Why would I ask her out if she doesn't want a boyfriend in the first place?
User avatar #353 to #351 - jacksipian (07/25/2013) [-]
maybe she wants a friend with benefits? i dont know, she sounds like a ******* :/
User avatar #354 to #353 - Leopard (07/25/2013) [-]
She does want to, only to attractive people. She's into people with huge bodies, muscular bears. I'm the opposite.
User avatar #355 to #354 - jacksipian (07/25/2013) [-]
...what state are you guys in? i might have to look her up
User avatar #356 to #355 - Leopard (07/25/2013) [-]
Not in America. And why?
User avatar #357 to #356 - jacksipian (07/25/2013) [-]
it was a joke, because im an athlete and im really fit, it was a bad joke
User avatar #358 to #357 - Leopard (07/25/2013) [-]
I wanna be really fit too >_>
Recommend me some good ab workout routines?
User avatar #362 to #358 - jacksipian (07/25/2013) [-]
sit ups for a good workout that you can do anywhere, just find a place where you can do push ups and sit ups and do as many as you can until your body wont do any more, then drink a protein shake, wait a few hours for your muscles to recover and do it again, do that 2-3 times a day and youll be set, you dont need to drink the protein shake every time you do it, you can if you want to, but its not necessary. planks are good too if you can hold it in the right position for a while, mountain climbers are good (google both of these if you dont know what they are) and go running as often as you can, start small and build up, i tried to run 3 miles uphill when i was barely doing 1 mile and i couldnt move for the entire weekend because my legs were so burnt out. When you get good enough at that and can do a lot without stopping, get a weight vest and wear that (it has to be a weight vest, not ankle weights or wrist weights or anything like that because those can **** up your elbows and knees). If you want a better all-around workout that is guaranteed to work, just look up the PT schedules they use in the Army (U.S. Army is the one i recommend but im an American so of course thats my preference). You could also try a sport, but i dont know how athletic you are.

sorry for the damn book i just wrote you, but i know a lot of good workout routines. the one i just gave you is one that you can do anywhere at any time because it doesnt require anything special, also the protein shake isnt mandatory, it just helps build muscle faster.
User avatar #364 to #362 - Leopard (07/25/2013) [-]
Until I can't do it anymore? Hmm... alright. What if that takes too long, what about weighted sit ups?
User avatar #365 to #364 - jacksipian (07/25/2013) [-]
yes, that works too, its the same concept as doing them with a weight vest. and by too long, do you mean it takes too long to get you in shape? or it takes too long to wear you out?
User avatar #384 to #365 - Leopard (07/25/2013) [-]
Too long.. like what if I can do sit ups for an hour, but I dont want to put that much time into one body part.

Also, weighted sit ups are impossible unless my feet are stuck on the ground, is that okay to do?
User avatar #385 to #384 - jacksipian (07/26/2013) [-]
you should try to find something to pin your feet, like i put my feet under the radiator in my house and use that to pin my feet, it makes it easier, you could also get a box and put some heavy stuff in it and put some shoes on and put it on them (the shoes are so it doesnt hurt your feet) and then do it. And if youre doing sit ups nonstop for an hour, you should have a really good core already
User avatar #386 to #385 - Leopard (07/26/2013) [-]
I do an ab program called A6W, right now it's pretty much constant sit ups for 30 min, but it'll increase, by the end of the program I should be doing ******* 90 minutes of sit ups. I need a new program :/
User avatar #387 to #386 - jacksipian (07/26/2013) [-]
i dont know what that is, but you could always try out the "Insanity" workout thing, and if you make it to the end with a before and after photo you get a free T-shirt, i wouldnt suggest doing P90x though because thats a ******* joke. i play football and do PT for the army and i workout after all that and on weekends so im set :/ you could try doing PT, thats always good
User avatar #388 to #387 - Leopard (07/26/2013) [-]
I have p90x, I downloaded all the videos for free years ago, never looked at them though. What's Insanity... what's PT?
User avatar #389 to #388 - jacksipian (07/26/2013) [-]
insanity is another thing like p90x but its much better and a lot harder, PT is Physical Training, or Physical Readiness Training that the military uses to train soldiers
User avatar #390 to #389 - Leopard (07/26/2013) [-]
What about Ab Ripper X from p90x?
User avatar #391 to #390 - jacksipian (07/26/2013) [-]
no idea hat that is, i just know the normal standard p90x isnt that hard
User avatar #392 to #391 - Leopard (07/26/2013) [-]
Well... you said just do sit ups as much as possible. That's not actually following any routien or program, so I dont think it's very trustworthy.. But if it's how you got abs then... i guess.

You do have abs, right?
#319 - enjoibearjew (07/25/2013) [-]
To all you people whining, saying "I hope I can be like this one day".....GET UP OFF YOUR ******* ARSES AND GO FIND A ******* GIRLFRIEND AND STOP WALLOWING IN SELF PITY JESUS!
#303 - explainthisfj (07/25/2013) [-]
I've never had problems getting a girlfriend because i'm a normal person in society unlike you racist funnyjunkers. **** me, right? Inb4; " ****** " Inb4; somebody is going to post it as a reply before this comment.
#286 - Ouronlysaviortwo (07/25/2013) [-]
MFW having a relationship with someone
MFW having a relationship with someone
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User avatar #272 - henryfordthegod (07/25/2013) [-]
not just funny
User avatar #271 - walkerjam (07/25/2013) [-]
**walkerjam rolled user iftheshoefits **

You're in my spot.
#270 - darthblam (07/25/2013) [-]
A very ********** block...
What are you hiding from us, OP?
#255 - thefinalexam (07/24/2013) [-]
Not sure if this was posted yet.
User avatar #252 - naitsabesh (07/24/2013) [-]
This just make me sad and lonely.
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#249 - totalsuckpod (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm confused, where is the punchline?
#247 - derein (07/24/2013) [-]
I looked at this for five minutes, wondering if they were ******** , just because of the guy's hair...
User avatar #290 to #247 - angelmatvey (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm still not completely convinced
#244 - hideyowives ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
somehow i have a girl that loves me, more than life itself, got a nice house, and more cash than i should

why do i always feel guilt about it all internet therapists? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!?!?!?!
#242 - kiwiblunt (07/24/2013) [-]
Why can't i have this?
Why can't i have this?
User avatar #321 to #242 - Leopard (07/25/2013) [-]
Just do it to any girl... you don't need to be in a relationship to jump on them.
User avatar #263 to #242 - arthurriddle (07/24/2013) [-]
Who nose?
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