Fiend can be empty. .. I wish I would have a relationship like that 1 day
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#10 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
These posts make me feel even more lonely than I already am
User avatar #22 to #10 - ravs (07/24/2013) [-]
How soul-crushingly depressing

Holy **** , I feel the same
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User avatar #12 to #11 - glubdogar (07/24/2013) [-]
tell that to my dads uncle. he is one of the nicest persons i have ever met. he never got married, never had kids and lives alone in a little apartment for himself...
#20 to #11 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
first of all, I'm not a bro. Proud owner of a vagina
And no, it won't happen because I'm a utter bitch.
Yeah, I've come to terms with it already.
So.... have a nice day and thanks a lot for the support
User avatar #21 to #20 - sporkus (07/24/2013) [-]
So settle the **** down and quit being a bitch.
#97 to #21 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Don't tell me what to do.
User avatar #61 to #20 - tombombadil (07/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, when you talk to people like that, it doesn't encourage a dating situation.
#100 to #61 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
It's not meant to... I just want it in my mind. I know very well I'm not fit for a relationship.
#164 to #100 - coldfusion (07/24/2013) [-]
Hey, how about this. I'm an easy going guy, feeling bad about this, I can deal with just about all kinds of ppl.
If I can make you happy for a while, I'll also be a super happy guy .
Do you happen to live in the Chicago land area?
#224 to #164 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Actually, right now I'm rather concerned for your safety, so... piece of advice: don't be a white night for every girl in the internet, nor feel bad about them. Honestly, you don't know what the **** you're getting yourself into. Like, my life is boring as all **** and nothing would happen if I told you yes, but the opposite could also happen the opposite could be anything at all, from me being a utterly disgusting, annoying ass cunt to something completely different in a negative way, don't ask me what. .
That being said, the same goes for me. I don't know who you are, yadda yadda yadda... so obviously I wouldn't say yes to your invitation.
User avatar #383 to #224 - lolollo (07/25/2013) [-]
Wait wait...w-...wa-...wait a minute...

I'm confused...

Did you complain about not being able to find yourself a relationship just so you can trick the community into a situation where they can rage at the fact that you're a terrible human being?

I'm not entirely certain what sort of emotional response you're hoping for, but I guaruntee it's probably one more of confusion than anger. You being a bitch isn't really of any concern for care of us...it's not like it's some big shocking discovery that people like you exist.

I mean...just how new are you to this site?!
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#212 to #164 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
just don't
#15 - leobreacker (07/24/2013) [-]
Thanks...
Thanks...
User avatar #196 to #15 - StarDragon (07/24/2013) [-]
I will third that request.
#273 to #15 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
Gomenasai,i hate to disturb but...

What anime is this gif from?
User avatar #297 to #273 - leobreacker (07/25/2013) [-]
Idolm@aster c:
#371 to #15 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
gif sauce?
User avatar #375 to #371 - leobreacker (07/25/2013) [-]
Idolm@aster

Read the ******* replies ._.
#88 to #15 - hurrrr (07/24/2013) [-]
where is this from?
User avatar #191 to #88 - talonwooten (07/24/2013) [-]
I would also like to know
#1 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [-]
I wish I would have a relationship like that 1 day
I wish I would have a relationship like that 1 day
#17 to #1 - eddio (07/24/2013) [-]
NONE OF US WILL
NONE OF US WILL
User avatar #183 to #1 - CRosBY (07/24/2013) [-]
Is it just me or has this website become full of ******* FAGOTS?!?!
#266 to #183 - lionti (07/25/2013) [-]
No you're just being a dick biscuit
#206 to #183 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [-]
Do you think I care?
Do you think I care?
User avatar #239 to #206 - CRosBY (07/24/2013) [-]
Well did you reply?
#185 to #1 - enialis (07/24/2013) [-]
why not more?
User avatar #215 to #1 - anthraxpotato (07/24/2013) [-]
Join us my brother, toghether we will be Toghether Alone
User avatar #338 to #1 - nyork (07/25/2013) [-]
Do you also have the source on this .gif?
User avatar #340 to #338 - unfitninjuh (07/25/2013) [-]
Medic's answer to every question in the universe.

Again, sadly
#135 to #1 - ohgodwaitimatheist (07/24/2013) [-]
But...   
   
			****		, that made me feel.
But...

**** , that made me feel.
#300 to #299 - ryuryu (07/25/2013) [-]
I gotta tell you though...
#301 to #300 - unfitninjuh (07/25/2013) [-]
Here's a selfie of me. Just chillin'
#302 to #301 - ryuryu (07/25/2013) [-]
Found an older one of me.
#304 to #302 - unfitninjuh (07/25/2013) [-]
Well played...    
Well   
Played
Well played...
Well
Played
#306 to #304 - ryuryu (07/25/2013) [-]
Do you have the shiniest meat bicycle?
#307 to #306 - unfitninjuh (07/25/2013) [-]
Yes, I am also a well qualified engineering adviser responsible for the safe transportation of the locomotive railway vehicle associated with the anal expurgation of feces.
Yes, I am also a well qualified engineering adviser responsible for the safe transportation of the locomotive railway vehicle associated with the anal expurgation of feces.
#310 to #307 - ryuryu (07/25/2013) [-]
Thumb for you.
#311 to #310 - unfitninjuh (07/25/2013) [-]
Thank you, my good sir
#313 to #311 - ryuryu (07/25/2013) [-]
Here's how to make some chimichangas.
User avatar #18 to #1 - tenaciousjon (07/24/2013) [-]
If you want one, go get one.

It doesn't have to be a hope or a dream.
User avatar #35 to #18 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
It's hard to find that right person though o.o
User avatar #36 to #35 - tenaciousjon (07/24/2013) [-]
You just have to open yourself up to new people.
User avatar #39 to #36 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Well it's kinda hard sometimes o.o

Like, imagine if you're in a science faculty looking for an arts major. Barring a dating site how are you supposed to cross paths?
User avatar #145 to #39 - tenaciousjon (07/24/2013) [-]
Trust me.

Just open yourself up and it'll happen.
User avatar #152 to #145 - Sethorein ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I am open... I physically never cross paths with anyone who isn't in the science department o.o
User avatar #160 to #152 - tenaciousjon (07/24/2013) [-]
Then you'll have to make a point of befriending people, yourself.
User avatar #30 to #1 - xXMAQXx (07/24/2013) [-]
on a side note do you have source of your gif?
#62 to #1 - Kairyuka (07/24/2013) [-]
Yeah me too. Maybe one day my friend
#116 to #62 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [-]
One day
One day
#188 to #1 - blackrookfiend (07/24/2013) [-]
It could be tomorrow.

Maybe.
#173 to #1 - deliciousdee ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I know what you mean
I know what you mean
User avatar #2 to #1 - playermod (07/24/2013) [-]
Maybe you should work on that username first no hate intended
#3 to #2 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [-]
Why would I change the one thing that makes me stand out as an individual just for the sake of a romantic relationship?
Why would I change the one thing that makes me stand out as an individual just for the sake of a romantic relationship?
#4 to #3 - playermod (07/24/2013) [-]
Okay then, meant. It was meant as a joke.
#6 to #4 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [-]
sorry, I was joking too
sorry, I was joking too
User avatar #7 to #6 - playermod (07/24/2013) [-]
Ha, Ha, yea its good, My comment was kinda out of taste anyway. After several straight days of diving through the latest uploads, you start to get a little numb to what you're saying.
#8 to #7 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [-]
I can agree to that
User avatar #77 to #3 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/24/2013) [-]
Not sure if he was referring to the "unfit" part but physical attractiveness is about 30% of the work, it's an incentive for a woman to talk to you and not ignore you. Trust me, I've seen people start off obese with no attention, lose pretty much all of the weight, and get a nice girlfriend.
User avatar #93 to #77 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm not obese, in fact, I'm pretty fit
User avatar #107 to #93 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/24/2013) [-]
Then ignore my comment.
#108 to #107 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [-]
Where's the fun in that?
#13 to #1 - kingarturi ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 to #13 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm good
I'm good
#26 - caramelfox (07/24/2013) [-]
This makes me so sad... I know everybody's like "Just go date someone like that"    
   
 But it's a little harder when you've never had a relationship and afraid to start one...
This makes me so sad... I know everybody's like "Just go date someone like that"

But it's a little harder when you've never had a relationship and afraid to start one...
#345 to #26 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
Well I'll always love you
#56 to #26 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Come on bro, you can do it. You're good looking.
#63 to #56 - caramelfox (07/24/2013) [-]
I've actually turned down several guys that I fancied a bit. Only because I don't know what to do in a relationship. Those cute things that couples do, how do?
User avatar #70 to #63 - hammigokoala (07/24/2013) [-]
Be yourself, being gushy and cute just occurs.
User avatar #50 to #26 - itachijebest (07/24/2013) [-]
DO start one. Thats my advice.
coming from a guy who broke year long friendzone.....and now has happy 3 years long relationship
#67 to #50 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Austin?
#293 to #50 - alucord (07/25/2013) [-]
I was put in the friendzone after a year long relation ship
#64 to #26 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
lol finding a good partner is always hard even when you already had multiple relationships.
User avatar #87 to #26 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
Scared of Talking to Girls? Become a Beast this might help you

i promise
#99 to #26 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [-]
"ask your friends if they know any parties in the recent upcoming, attend them and talk to people, achieve friends, exploit friends to get a date with a girl with similar interests as you, go on date, achieve relationship, level up relationship, invite over for sleepover, have sex and cuddle." -dragonhome
"ask your friends if they know any parties in the recent upcoming, attend them and talk to people, achieve friends, exploit friends to get a date with a girl with similar interests as you, go on date, achieve relationship, level up relationship, invite over for sleepover, have sex and cuddle." -dragonhome
User avatar #40 to #26 - mascaradick (07/24/2013) [-]
That is bad and once you do get into a relationship you are so insecure that you easily can come of as desperate instead and it ends because of your previous long time of lonliness
User avatar #44 to #40 - caramelfox (07/24/2013) [-]
Yep. It sucks I couldn't start early, like in middle or elementary school where nobody knew what the **** they do when dating. Now everyone's got their **** together and it's only gonna get worse. Any advice would be appreciated immensely.
User avatar #46 to #44 - mascaradick (07/24/2013) [-]
I think the only thing you really can do is throw yourself into the sharkpool and try to melt in... easier said then done.
#275 to #44 - freebird (07/25/2013) [-]
i've only been in one relationship, but i was/am the exact same. all you need to do is be confident and ask them on a date. once there, just talk about life, ask a lot of questions about them and try to remember what they say. especially if you can reference back to what they told you once in a relationship.

ultimately though, all you have to do to start is ask them out on dates. even if they seem like corny ideas
#121 to #26 - caramelfox (07/24/2013) [-]
Hehe I like how everyone thinks I'm a dude. Ain't nothing wrong with that! I assume everyone on here is male too.
Anyways, I'm not sure if everyone who's replied to my comment gets a notification when I reply to my own comment, but I just want to thank everyone for your support and being such bros. It helps a lot.
#132 to #121 - unfitninjuh (07/24/2013) [-]
I am glad that we have helped you. Take this Kawaii toddler (source is Ever17 BTW) as a symbol of our friendship.
User avatar #341 to #26 - bagguhsleep (07/25/2013) [-]
Don't be afraid. Just stick out your hand ~~










AND PUT IT ON MY DICK FAGET
User avatar #148 to #26 - bjarkijon (07/24/2013) [-]
Be yourself, but act dominant.
Should get you a nice girl.
User avatar #159 to #26 - oceanfrank (07/24/2013) [-]
Just be yourself around a girl. You're bound to find someone you like
User avatar #194 to #26 - crazehtoast (07/24/2013) [-]
Let me tell you something, friend.
Asked a girl out yesterday, been trying to man up for months so I could ask her out when I saw her again. Daydreams about what may happen, good and bad.
Well, now I have to man up and move on.
#282 to #26 - alucord (07/25/2013) [-]
with you 110%.   
   
1st relationship senior year in high school. 1st for various reasons, mainly because I move around so much. I had no idea what I was doing and she wasn't helping at all. I tried doing everything i could, but I was and am just too inexperienced.
with you 110%.

1st relationship senior year in high school. 1st for various reasons, mainly because I move around so much. I had no idea what I was doing and she wasn't helping at all. I tried doing everything i could, but I was and am just too inexperienced.
User avatar #232 to #26 - alexjonez (07/24/2013) [-]
I disagree. It's not the ''just go date someone like that'' part that is hard. It's the fact that there is always this
one person who you like and they don't like you back. And you don't want to talk to other girls often so she wouldn't
think you're in a relationship or that you're a ''playa''
#165 to #26 - cabbagemayhem (07/24/2013) [-]
You're only 19.
User avatar #169 to #165 - caramelfox (07/24/2013) [-]
And? 19 is adulthood.
User avatar #243 to #169 - cabbagemayhem (07/24/2013) [-]
That wasn't my point, but you'll be an adult when there's no one there to help you anymore. My point is you're still young, you think your time has passed you, and others actually agree. This is what's wrong with our culture, and maybe why it's so hard to find normal girls who aren't all used up.
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User avatar #42 to #26 - fuski (07/24/2013) [-]
All of my this :c
User avatar #9 - commontroll (07/24/2013) [-]
The important thing in a relationship, is to remember that just because it's serious, doesn't mean you can't have fun and goof off. Acting like it's life or death and that everything will either make or break it always kills a relationship.
#117 - babyanalraper (07/24/2013) [-]
First I thought that the creepy thing in the background pushed the guy on the girl...
#38 - auesis (07/24/2013) [-]
I had this...for a week.   
   
I both love and hate long-distance. I need to save up for another flight so bad.
I had this...for a week.

I both love and hate long-distance. I need to save up for another flight so bad.
#58 - IronWill (07/24/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, am I the only one here is not lonely being single? So many self-pity comments.
User avatar #71 to #58 - nocturnalemission (07/24/2013) [-]
It's natural to be lonely at times, but I'm a bit to selfish to be in a relationship.
User avatar #72 to #58 - fukkendragonite (07/24/2013) [-]
Nah, being single isn't all that bad really. It's fine for now. Of course, at some point I want a relationship, and I'm not saying I don't want one now. I just mean that it's not the most important thing in the damn world.
User avatar #74 to #58 - markedone (07/24/2013) [-]
I used to depressed about that, but now I don't really give a **** . I'm actually pretty content with my way of life right now.
Sure it would be awesome to have someone like that, but I've yet to find the right girl with whom I want to live my life with. Until then I guess that I'll be gazing at the moonlight I live my life the way I like it.
#76 to #58 - dontknowmeatall (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm usually not until I see things like this, or go out with my friends and realize they're all in couples. When I'm not being directly reminded, I don't even think about it.
User avatar #79 to #58 - thisotherdude (07/24/2013) [-]
Nope, I rather enjoy my solitude to be honest.
#167 to #58 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
agreed my friend. but i have had a serious relationship, and ive done that same thing thats in this comic. once you have a relationship like that with someone, theirs nothing in this world like it, and you can take that promise to the bank! but it just shows your emotional healthy if you happy being single, without avoiding relationships at the same time.
User avatar #170 to #58 - tidex (07/24/2013) [-]
No, I have accepted my faith...
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#254 to #170 - pearfield (07/24/2013) [-]
And what faith is that? Christianity?
User avatar #257 to #254 - tidex (07/24/2013) [-]
No, that I will die alone
#258 to #257 - pearfield (07/24/2013) [-]
I think "fate" is the word you need then
User avatar #259 to #258 - tidex (07/24/2013) [-]
Oh, thank you! Been awake a little too long
#260 to #259 - pearfield (07/24/2013) [-]
lol, me too
User avatar #86 to #58 - chiefhuskey (07/24/2013) [-]
**** yeah, I tell girls all the time I dont want a relationship, too much wasted time, I only want to have fun right now.
#110 to #86 - unfoundedaj (07/24/2013) [-]
And your on here....
User avatar #112 to #110 - chiefhuskey (07/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, Im having fun
User avatar #65 to #58 - tikledpikle (07/24/2013) [-]
nah, i'm pretty content on being single. no one to interrupt my work outs and game time.
#280 to #58 - commandermunkee (07/25/2013) [-]
Left my relationship a couple months ago. No regrets. I've got money, sanity, and no one to worry about except myself.
#193 to #58 - blackrookfiend (07/24/2013) [-]
I've come to terms with my status as a single, but it's good to hope for more man, right?   
   
Gif completely unrelated, I just needed to laugh.
I've come to terms with my status as a single, but it's good to hope for more man, right?

Gif completely unrelated, I just needed to laugh.
#143 - tmdarby (07/24/2013) [-]
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#255 - thefinalexam (07/24/2013) [-]
Not sure if this was posted yet.
#187 - indebuilt (07/24/2013) [-]
Iv been in two relation ships my whole life the first one lasted 2 years i lost my virginity to her and I planned on marrying her she dumped me on Christmas my senior year after i already got her a Michael kors watch, later I found out she cheated on me three times with different guys. After I finally got over that one i fell in love with a blond girl i was friends with all through the first relationship she liked how I treated my ex while we were dating despite how she treated me. She was everything I wanted in a girlfriend and she put my faith in humanity back and I really believed she loved me. She dumped me for somone else. I'm not ugly I'm 6'1 and I stay in shape doing mma all I wanted was somone to love me just as much as I love them.
#190 to #187 - lordfohawk (07/24/2013) [-]
no mean to be a dick but...

no one cares...
User avatar #208 to #190 - romneykun (07/24/2013) [-]
**** you, I care.
#66 - misticalz ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Almost everyone in the comments.
#68 to #66 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
YouDontSay.png
User avatar #89 to #66 - inametoasted ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Almost everyone on FJ
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#168 to #66 - haunterbrony (07/24/2013) [-]
What else are you expecting from FJ?
User avatar #81 to #66 - roflsaucer (07/24/2013) [-]
Beta=/=Single
#270 - darthblam (07/25/2013) [-]
A very suspicious block...
What are you hiding from us, OP?
User avatar #283 to #270 - clonesmustdie (07/25/2013) [-]
Most likely the URL. It's stopplayingleague.tumblr.com
#244 - hideyowives (07/24/2013) [-]
somehow i have a girl that loves me, more than life itself, got a nice house, and more cash than i should

why do i always feel guilt about it all internet therapists? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!?!?!?!
#176 - HorriblyCrazy (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm torn between not being attracted to men and finding them to be better companions, but being attracted to women and thinking most of them are terrible people.

sos.
#189 to #176 - vrthbvyfa (07/24/2013) [-]
The truth is, a large chunk of the gay population are gay for this reason. Obviously there are gays who just love cock too.    
   
I think they are wrong, all humans are disgusting physically and mentally. Including myself, especially myself.
The truth is, a large chunk of the gay population are gay for this reason. Obviously there are gays who just love cock too.

I think they are wrong, all humans are disgusting physically and mentally. Including myself, especially myself.
#192 to #189 - HorriblyCrazy (07/24/2013) [-]
I...   
   
I'm a woman.   
   
And homosexuality isn't a choice, in my opinion.
I...

I'm a woman.

And homosexuality isn't a choice, in my opinion.
User avatar #205 to #192 - vrthbvyfa (07/24/2013) [-]
Yeah I read your comment wrong, but I was on the right lines, I was saying a lot of men turn gay because women are often bitches.

You have the same problem; you are attracted to women but think they are terrible. In a way you understand the plight we men face, which is rather unfortunate. If I were you I would forget it all and have fun with both genders. Instead of believing it is not a choice, make the decision: It is your body and it is your choice.
#219 to #205 - HorriblyCrazy (07/24/2013) [-]
I feel that you don't understand.   
   
I want to be attracted to men. I have loved them, and wished more than anything to love them more than platonically, but I can't.   
I also don't desire a sexual relationship with men. I can't force myself to feel differently.   
   
That being said, you are attempting to psychoanalyze me when we've never even spoken to each other before, which seems rather arrogant.   
It's not about understanding how hard men have it, because men don't even have it that hard if your only basis is that "women are often bitches".   
   
Nobody turns gay.   
You don't  choose  your sexual orientation,   
and if you do, when did you make the conscious effort to be straight?   
Do you remember the exact moment when you decided to like a certain gender?   
   
I would like to be attracted to men because it would be simpler, but I'm not.   
Saying "meh whatever I can take a couple dicks" isn't going to make me any less of a lesbian. It's just going to make me feel ashamed of my sexuality and my body.
I feel that you don't understand.

I want to be attracted to men. I have loved them, and wished more than anything to love them more than platonically, but I can't.
I also don't desire a sexual relationship with men. I can't force myself to feel differently.

That being said, you are attempting to psychoanalyze me when we've never even spoken to each other before, which seems rather arrogant.
It's not about understanding how hard men have it, because men don't even have it that hard if your only basis is that "women are often bitches".

Nobody turns gay.
You don't choose your sexual orientation,
and if you do, when did you make the conscious effort to be straight?
Do you remember the exact moment when you decided to like a certain gender?

I would like to be attracted to men because it would be simpler, but I'm not.
Saying "meh whatever I can take a couple dicks" isn't going to make me any less of a lesbian. It's just going to make me feel ashamed of my sexuality and my body.
User avatar #276 to #219 - vrthbvyfa (07/25/2013) [-]
I am arrogant, I think I already have every single person psychoanalyzed. I have watched and experienced the world, I've loved and I've been indifferent, I've hated and I've liked. But regardless of my feelings for a person, I was and still am very interested in people and understanding them. However after looking into the heads of others, and all sorts of people i might add, I noticed what was going on in their minds was almost exactly the same as what was going on in my mind.

What makes one person decide is quite arbitrary, childhood plays a part and in some cases genetics definitely play a major part. For example there are populations with women who like to have many children because of a 'slut gene' which can be passed onto the male children making them more inclined towards homosexuality. Something similar may encourage female homosexuality, but this particular allele is really more likely to stop you from being homo if you are female.

Regardless I have tested my ideas on people and I don't think I'm wrong... I think everyone is bi-sexual, individuals can freely ignore one gender if they decide they don't want it for whatever reason: but we are all on a spectrum, and closer to the middle than we might think.

But who am I to tell you what your sexuality is?
I only know myself

do whatever you want. :p

User avatar #199 to #189 - tylosaurus (07/24/2013) [-]
I think it's the other way around buddy.
Large chunk of the gay population are gay because they like males and dick. Where as a small amount are gay because women have let them down or something happened that makes them not like women.
User avatar #288 to #199 - vrthbvyfa (07/25/2013) [-]
Yeah I meant to reply to this but I didn't send it because of distractions... anyway I said a large chunk which is slightly ambiguous but I certainly didn't mean all homosexuals or even the majority, I just meant a sizable portion.

Even then you have to consider the dick lovers may just be a vocal minority but that isn't my point.

Actually I might of sent it already but I can't see it here or on my profile so I'll send it again.
User avatar #291 to #288 - tylosaurus (07/25/2013) [-]
No, I'm pretty sure that isn't the vocal minority.
User avatar #295 to #291 - vrthbvyfa (07/25/2013) [-]
True, after all the deepthroating they do their vocal chords may be a bit strained.
User avatar #222 to #199 - HorriblyCrazy (07/24/2013) [-]
I feel like the second group would've maybe already been bisexual?

maybe even just a little bit?

icouldbewrongimsorryilu.
User avatar #225 to #222 - tylosaurus (07/24/2013) [-]
My point is that he is wrong about "A large chunk of the gay population are gay for this reason".
User avatar #223 to #222 - tylosaurus (07/24/2013) [-]
Some are, some aren't.
User avatar #229 to #223 - HorriblyCrazy (07/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, I was just suggesting a theory <3

I really appreciate your comment ^.^
#231 to #229 - tylosaurus (07/24/2013) [-]
Well, you better appreciate that comment.
#233 to #231 - HorriblyCrazy (07/24/2013) [-]
I just came across wrong with my theory and I'm sorry &lt;3 have a baby sloth ~
I just came across wrong with my theory and I'm sorry <3 have a baby sloth ~
#235 to #233 - tylosaurus (07/24/2013) [-]
It's okay I guess.

As for to relate this to the content and your comment.

I think males usually seek those so-called gamer-girls because:
1) Same interest as them
2) The online community and the videogames have affected the girl to be more boyish in the way they are acting. To put it simple, they've become more male-like without changing appearance.

I too think that males are more suited for a relationship, but there are of course also overreacting bitchy males. I just think there are more women like that than males.
#250 to #235 - HorriblyCrazy (07/24/2013) [-]
I agree ~   
   
I'm a gamer, and it's a lot easier for me to make guy friends in the gaming community because of the shared interests.    
I'm hoping to one day meet a really awesome girl too, and while I have a few girl gamer friends, I'm actually attracted to butch girls ~ Probably because it's a bit of the personality that typically belongs to a man, without the actual man ~   
   
I really wish I could make more sense of that right now but I'm half asleep.   
   
   
Basically, I agree wholeheartedly and like butch girls ~
I agree ~

I'm a gamer, and it's a lot easier for me to make guy friends in the gaming community because of the shared interests.
I'm hoping to one day meet a really awesome girl too, and while I have a few girl gamer friends, I'm actually attracted to butch girls ~ Probably because it's a bit of the personality that typically belongs to a man, without the actual man ~

I really wish I could make more sense of that right now but I'm half asleep.


Basically, I agree wholeheartedly and like butch girls ~
#253 to #250 - tylosaurus (07/24/2013) [-]
I don't even know what a butch girl is.
That's good, then I don't have to explain and argue.

I, myself like femboys and gamergirls who still have their femininity in tact. As in, like cute clothes, like me.
#261 to #253 - HorriblyCrazy (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm a fem "gamergirl", and the only man I've ever been attracted to was a gamer guy who was considerable masculine. (BEARDS ARE GREAT)

""Butch'" can be used as an adjective or a noun[17] to describe an individual's gender or gender performance. A masculine person of either sex can be described as butch.[18] The term butch tends to denote a degree of masculinity displayed by a female-assigned individual beyond what would be considered typical of a tomboy. It is not uncommon for females with a butch appearance to meet with social disapproval. A butch woman could be compared to an effeminate man in the sense that both genders are historically linked to homosexual communities and stereotypes.[original research?] A 1990s survey of butches showed that 50% were primarily attracted to femmes whilst 25% reported being usually attracted to other butches.[19]"



I do still identify as "lesbian" but I believe that sexuality is fluid. I could also be labeled as homoflexible ~ (likes the same gender but has a slim chance of falling for/being attracted to the same gender.)
#262 to #261 - tylosaurus (07/24/2013) [-]
I absolutely can't stand masculinity and beards...
The only sexual orientation I can find fitting for me is pansexual.
The only condition I pretty much have is that the person can not be masculine or fat.
User avatar #265 to #262 - HorriblyCrazy (07/25/2013) [-]
Ah, it's cool that you know exactly what you like ^.^
User avatar #267 to #265 - tylosaurus (07/25/2013) [-]
How come you like masculinity though? I absolutely despise me for just a tiny bit of masculinity.
Is it because it's just natural for a girl to be attracted to masculinity?
#277 to #267 - HorriblyCrazy (07/25/2013) [-]
I've just never like femininity that much. I mean, I'm kinda femme, but only because it suites my face, and my mom does my shopping. (I turn 17 tomorrow and hate shopping.)   
   
It probably also helps that girls have always treated me like 			****		 at school and stuff.   
I get along better with guys, or gamer girls. We share interests.   
   
I don't know about the beard thing. Maybe because I grew up on country music, flannel, and on a farm. I also love tattoos and piercings ~   
   
So I don't really know ~   
   
Muscles aren't a big thing for me though. I couldn't really care less.   
   
It might also relate to my anxiety and depression ~   
I can have someone to protect me and stuff blah blah. ?   
   
Puppy .gif because puppies.
I've just never like femininity that much. I mean, I'm kinda femme, but only because it suites my face, and my mom does my shopping. (I turn 17 tomorrow and hate shopping.)

It probably also helps that girls have always treated me like **** at school and stuff.
I get along better with guys, or gamer girls. We share interests.

I don't know about the beard thing. Maybe because I grew up on country music, flannel, and on a farm. I also love tattoos and piercings ~

So I don't really know ~

Muscles aren't a big thing for me though. I couldn't really care less.

It might also relate to my anxiety and depression ~
I can have someone to protect me and stuff blah blah. ?

Puppy .gif because puppies.
#284 to #277 - tylosaurus (07/25/2013) [-]
Hmm, I see. I hate shopping too, but I'm not sure if it's because I can't go like: "Oh, that one is cute!" or "Can I have this one?", "Can I try it out?". Maybe it's because I can't get any of the clothes and my mom always wants to buy me uncomfortable jeans.
I think I'd enjoy it more if I went shopping with a girl or another boy with my interest.
User avatar #287 to #284 - HorriblyCrazy (07/25/2013) [-]
I'm finally starting to shop online for clothes a little bit, and my main dilemma is that I don't know if I want to go for the cutesie stuff that suits my face or the semi-punk/gamer stuff that suites my personality ~

I think I'll just save up an unreasonable amount of money and buy my entire wardrobe (at least of shirts) at comic con. ^.^
User avatar #289 to #287 - tylosaurus (07/25/2013) [-]
Buying things online would lift a huge burden for me, but I can't. It blows.

I think my plans would be to save up for a nice gaming PC and then just spend some money now and then on clothes.

You can be cute with a punkish look, really.
User avatar #292 to #289 - HorriblyCrazy (07/25/2013) [-]
I have a gaming PC finally ^.^ I want to do some upgrading ~ I would be already if I'd been allowed to get a job this summer ~

and thanks ~ ^.^ I hope so ~
User avatar #220 to #189 - luckybastard (07/24/2013) [-]
i agree good sir, and if i may, i would like to present a new evidence into light.....

THE INTERNET dun dun duuuun
#105 - maskedguy (07/24/2013) [-]
Inb4, whiny, forever alone users. maskedguy is gonna rant, so be prepared for downvotes.

In my past 16 years of being stuck on this "Great" nation known as america; I've seen so many highschool "Relationships" turn to crap and plainly, I don't give a **** .

First off, before you bitch about being single, have you ever wondered why you wanted or needed a girlfriend in the first place. Why do you need someone to be around with 24/7, who asks about their looks, to whine about not having this or that, or whine about not having cash, or spend enough time together. Why would you want something that bleeds out of her vagina every month and goes on a rampage. Do you really want that?

Sure boobs and ass are fun. You can grab em, give em a little squeeze as they feel like pillows that you can suck on, twist, and use as pillows; but in the end they're bags of flesh.

Now, if you think about being single, you'll probably realize that it's not that ******* bad.

If you're awesome enough, hanging out by yourself is ******* awesome. Go to cafes by yourself and read for a few hours. Go for long walks for no reason. Hop on Amtrak and buy a ticket at random to somewhere nearby. There's no reason you need somebody along as a crutch.

As for the confidence, you don't need a dedicated person telling you that you're the zarkin' frood, you already are. Go flex in front of the mirror, because **** yeah, you're awesome. Keep your chin up in public, and notice when other people start staring at their feet when you walk past them - that's because they're less awesome than you. I'm sure you have a million other things going for you in life, a significant other is but a single point in the scatter plot of you vs. being the **** .

Really though, the best thing about being single is that you can do whatever you feel like. Want to chat up a girl? Go nuts.

tl;dr- People in the comments need to stop bitching. You gotta appreciate what you got before you start bitching.
User avatar #178 to #105 - gothdino (07/24/2013) [-]
I like you and the point you've made. I find out being single is easy mainly because I have money and I can go to parties and talk to girls without the thought of getting an ear full from a girlfriend. I like being single and I plan to just make money and save it. If a girl come along when I'm in my 30's; I'll have a good job by then and maybe I'll be looking to start a family.
#218 to #105 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
I liked your Rant, Sir Maskedguy. Keep up the good work.
#333 to #105 - iftheshoefits (07/25/2013) [-]
more people need to think like this. Then they'll notice people like to be around them more because they're chill and confidant
more people need to think like this. Then they'll notice people like to be around them more because they're chill and confidant
#348 to #105 - anon (07/25/2013) [-]
I acknowledge your opinion, but respectfully disagree.

I'm in a relationship, a long distance one that's been going on for a very long time. We've only been together on a handful of occasions. As crappy as that is I still think having someone is better than no one. Granted if that someone is some random off the street you're gonna start getting bored of it pretty fast.

The very sentiment expressed by the pic we're commenting on is something you won't ever get by yourself or from a 'pair of tits and ass' as you see it. It's as much emotional as it is physical and stronger than anything you can imagine if you haven't felt it yet.

If you're single or haven't yet dated, I'm sorry if this depresses you, but it's true. I used to share your exact opinion before I met her. You will meet someone eventually, if that is what you want.

I applaud you for being confident and upbeat. I would rather all single people were like you given the choice.
#139 to #105 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
giant fag

sorry but telling that to yourself is pathetic. telling that to others even worse. why? it's nothing wrong about feeling lonely and try to change that. the stupid feel forever alones can stfu. but normal guys who wish for someone in their life shouldn't think that way. i'm honest, i'm single after some long and stressful relationships, and yes of course it has negative aspects but the good mostly overwhelm and if not, yeah you're better off single.

tl;dr just really try to fall in love with someone you like who also likes you.. don't just chase girls and force them into relationships so you can brag about having a girlfriend. it's not that special.
User avatar #144 to #105 - quotetype ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm in a relationship currently, and honestly, it's worth it.
There are down sides to it of course, but having someone to care for and vise versa is a really nice thing to have.
Your whole ass and titties thing shows that you see them as objects, there's no chance in hell that you'll enjoy a relationship if you see women as walking penis magnets.
it really just depends on how you look at it and how you deal with it.
#156 to #144 - maskedguy (07/24/2013) [-]
Dude think whatever you want man. That's your opinion. I don't think of them as objects. I'm saying that the people who say they're forever alone need to get over themselves. If you enjoy your relationship then by all means go for it, but I'm sick of people bitching about their relationship and not taking the necessary steps to fix it.
#33 - rambomanthree (07/24/2013) [-]
thanks OP

why can't i have this
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parralax!
you forgot your fedora at home
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m8, that's a trilby.
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