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User avatar #4 - fizzor (07/23/2013) [+] (17 replies)
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Uh, dude, I think the pros outweight the cons on this one. A SOLUTION FOR EVERY PROBLEM EVER. And since having a fat autistic hipster atheist whispering "Fedoras are awesome" for 3 hours a day is clearly a problem, that means you'd figure a solution for that too.
#19 - internetbridgetrol (07/24/2013) [+] (65 replies)
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Fedoras Are Awesome
You guys are REALLY underestimating this
#80 - mcfriture (07/24/2013) [-]
this one
#147 to #80 - maousama (07/24/2013) [-]
WTF did u just say to me?
WTF did u just say to me?
#89 to #80 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
Going far even as decided to use would look more like, and the bottle isn't such a big deal i have three of those two.
#133 to #80 - kanbabrif ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I couldn't even
#220 to #80 - destructodan **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
#227 to #220 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
But both of those are good things!
User avatar #327 to #220 - Bad Man (07/24/2013) [-]
If it doesn't happen during sex, I think I'll manage.
#117 - Sabor (07/24/2013) [-]
Do it.
Classify the Hipster whispering as a problem.
Instantly have the solution to that problem.
No more whispering.
Profit.
#129 to #117 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
What if the solution is making yourself deaf?
User avatar #153 to #117 - makomirocket (07/24/2013) [-]
this is just a crapper version of comment #4, get an original idea faggot
User avatar #270 to #153 - ilovehitler (07/24/2013) [-]
A lot of people had the same idea, because it's fairly obvious it's a problem.
#142 - Weekendman (07/24/2013) [-]
What do?
User avatar #169 to #142 - SavageBAMFx (07/24/2013) [-]
Mine is that and that Firefly will have new seasons, 10/10, but I'll never have sex again.

well...i never started.
#355 to #142 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
click it or ticket
#292 to #142 - oceanfrank (07/24/2013) [-]
well it's been knowin ya gabe, but I really want HL3
User avatar #163 to #142 - willindor (07/24/2013) [-]
I don't think that HL3 would be worth enough for Gaben to become pepsi.
#212 to #163 - hipsterbs (07/24/2013) [-]
Can someone explain the pepsi joke? I wasnt here for that one
User avatar #213 to #212 - willindor (07/24/2013) [-]
People posting a picture of an upsite down pepsi can which says !sded or is dead.
#214 to #213 - hipsterbs (07/24/2013) [-]
thanks didnt know it had to do with that joke.
#155 to #142 - thewasteland ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
NO IF GABEN DIES THEN EA WILL TRY TO BUY STEAM AND VALVE AGAIN!
NO IF GABEN DIES THEN EA WILL TRY TO BUY STEAM AND VALVE AGAIN!
#380 to #155 - Weekendman (07/25/2013) [-]
DeadTeamFeildLifeSpaceFeildFortress 1/2 D: OH GOD THE HARRAH.
User avatar #326 to #155 - cutiepyro (07/24/2013) [-]
again?
#329 to #326 - thewasteland ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
How do you not know? EA at one point this year tried to buy Steam and Valve but Gaben turned them down and wouldn't even consider talking about it any further with the EA rep.
#333 to #329 - mrdrpage (07/24/2013) [-]
Take this.
Take this.
User avatar #331 to #329 - cutiepyro (07/24/2013) [-]
I play tf2 all the time

I'm on steam all the time

I say gaben all the time

I love valve all the time

YOU TELL ME HOW I DON'T KNOW
#336 to #331 - thewasteland ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Your blind then
User avatar #338 to #336 - cutiepyro (07/24/2013) [-]
my blind what
#344 to #338 - thewasteland ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Oh how funny, not only did i see that one flying at me after i noticed my mistake. But the joke is also over-used to the point i vomited a little in my own mouth at how bland it is
User avatar #345 to #344 - cutiepyro (07/24/2013) [-]
I wasn't making a joke though

is that tom's eyes and eyebrows?
User avatar #124 - roflnaut (07/24/2013) [-]
>Press the button
>Find solutions for everything
>Find a way to get rid of fat autistic guy
>Bathe in gravy
User avatar #350 to #124 - alexusapi (07/24/2013) [-]
fat autistic hipster atheist guy* his taste in music and views on religious and political matters is a huge part of this!
User avatar #361 to #350 - roflnaut (07/24/2013) [-]
Whoops. Forgot about the most important part.
Right now I am euphoric.
#136 - recondelta (07/24/2013) [-]
Totally worth it.
User avatar #324 to #136 - Bad Man (07/24/2013) [-]
Depends on when I want to hear his voice. I don't care for BBT, but I could manage 2 a day if I was forced to
User avatar #343 to #136 - mcmg (07/24/2013) [-]
About an hour of Big Bang Theory a day is a lot less worse than Morgan ******* Freeman narrating the rest of my goddamned life is ******* awesome.

Like the victims of the Spanish Inquisition, that button is pressed.

Because the Spanish pressed the... Y'know... I'll go...
User avatar #351 to #136 - sweetdickwilly (07/24/2013) [-]
It's an alright show. Like most things, the fan base is the issue.
User avatar #211 to #136 - daentraya (07/24/2013) [-]
This is truly a dilemma. How long is to episodes, and will they show the same ones again and again? What are the circumstances? Holy **** i dont know..
User avatar #240 to #211 - sexwithyourwife (07/24/2013) [-]
It's really not that bad of a show,2 episodes is an hour..like with most series, and Morgan freeman has a incredible narrating voice but I'd probably get sick of it after the first 3 months or so. Having Morgan freeman tell me I'm jacking off or litsening to music wouldn't be all it's cracked up to be.
User avatar #354 to #240 - daentraya (07/24/2013) [-]
I have decided, upon further thought, that 1 episode with music in the background and relaxation and slumber + whatever voice i want narrating, changing whenever i want it to. This way, i can get my needed half hour slumbernap, and if George Carlin could continue commenting on the world through me, that'd be great
#166 to #136 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
Not at all worth it.
User avatar #207 to #136 - demandred ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
you've missed the point. The bad thing is supposed to be to the right!

....i've asked for red thumbs now haven't I?
User avatar #160 to #136 - haunterbrony (07/24/2013) [-]
It wouldn't even be that bad, though repetitive after a while.
#228 - herbolifee (07/24/2013) [-]
> Press button
> Think of solution for the problem you're having with a hipster stalking you
> Perfection
User avatar #156 - kousei ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
I'll press it! (it doesn't say WHERE the fat guy is whispering, just somewhere in the world)
User avatar #165 to #156 - yuukoku (07/24/2013) [-]
as if that doesn't already happen somewhere in the world for at least 3 hours a day.
+12
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#174 - Edensfire (07/24/2013) [-]
You can think of a solution for every problem ever. So why dont you think of the solution to get rid of the fat autistic hipster?
#194 to #174 - dontknowmeatall (07/24/2013) [-]
Fat autistic hipster atheist, please.
#10 - smellingtomatoes (07/24/2013) [-]
im comming for jew!
User avatar #51 to #10 - shadir (07/24/2013) [-]
This is the reason Hitler started WWII
User avatar #54 to #51 - smellingtomatoes (07/24/2013) [-]
but its not world peace...
User avatar #281 to #54 - greenstrongworld (07/24/2013) [-]
Originally, he thought to wipe out other races (jews, aryans) to create a "pure" society in which there were no "bad people" so yes world peace was kind of desired by hitler.
#55 to #54 - shadir (07/24/2013) [-]
Maybe the other countries didn't want to lose their Jews and started a war against Hitler
User avatar #56 to #55 - smellingtomatoes (07/24/2013) [-]
hmm then the button is a lie..
User avatar #272 to #55 - ilovehitler (07/24/2013) [-]
who would want t keep the jews?
#158 to #55 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
The Holocaust didn't start the World War, it wasn't even a big factor in it. The holocaust was something going on at the same time that a bit less people hated.
User avatar #162 to #158 - shadir (07/24/2013) [-]
So you can't see that I'm obviously joking with what is said in the first comment (willyoupressthebutton image) when i said it started WW2 and i was continueing with it in my 2nd post?
#230 to #10 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
scientologistssss
User avatar #330 to #10 - Bad Man (07/24/2013) [-]
Become history's greatest monster for the greater good, or leave the world in chaos?

Well, if the Klan counts as a sect...
User avatar #337 to #10 - mcmg (07/24/2013) [-]
That "but situation", in pertains to religion, is exactly how the world begins its trek to peace.

I'd hit the **** out of that button.
#231 to #10 - klockwerk (07/24/2013) [-]
Not gonna lie, arabs were the first "sect" i thought of. That would bring world peace anyway, right?
#36 to #10 - wheredahoodat (07/24/2013) [-]
I would just go for some tiny, really obscure sect with like 5 members.
#217 to #36 - nalapsi (07/24/2013) [-]
Leave Taoism alone ****** ! ( I'm just kidding there's millions of us)
User avatar #204 to #10 - thesinful (07/24/2013) [-]
I'll be generous and wipe out 2: WBC and Scientology. Does that mean I get double peace?
User avatar #39 to #10 - theableacher (07/24/2013) [-]
Jews aren't really "people".
User avatar #271 to #39 - ilovehitler (07/24/2013) [-]
Amen, brother.
User avatar #34 to #10 - fukkentyranitar ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Westboro it is.
User avatar #12 to #10 - dxninjaxo (07/24/2013) [-]
People who believe in the ancient egyptian gods. huehuehuehuehuehuehue
#244 to #12 - ryuryu (07/24/2013) [-]
HEY WE GOT FEELINGS TO! ;_;
MAY YOU BE THROWN INTO A DEVOURER IN THE AFTERLIFE!
#157 to #12 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
People who believe in an ancient christian god. huehuehuehuehuehuehue
#41 to #10 - thechosentroll (07/24/2013) [-]
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Hasta la bye bye, scientology.
User avatar #225 to #41 - simonjiha (07/24/2013) [-]
no pulp fiction, no mission impossible, many actors that people love are scientologists
#222 - poopgroup (07/24/2013) [-]
You could eventually think up up solution to get rid of the fat hipster.
User avatar #15 - scoobi (07/24/2013) [-]
Press the button.
You can fix the problem of the fat autistic hipster atheist whispering
#208 - lolfire (07/24/2013) [-]
Push the button and think of a solution to the Hipster problem.    
   
Checkmate.
Push the button and think of a solution to the Hipster problem.

Checkmate.
#219 to #208 - mrcheekyface (07/24/2013) [-]
Here. Have this.
#251 - FUUUU (07/24/2013) [-]
It never specified where the hipster is going to be for those 3 hours. For all we know, he could be in his own house whispering "fedoras are awesome" in his basement.
It never specified where the hipster is going to be for those 3 hours. For all we know, he could be in his own house whispering "fedoras are awesome" in his basement.
#82 - happyhadgrenade (07/24/2013) [-]
sell video games, get rich, buy back video games i want.
User avatar #146 to #82 - fukkendragonite (07/24/2013) [-]
>you can't play them. Buying them back just means you still can't play them.

I personally would do it, I don't play games much anyway. Sell the ******* and be rich as **** .
#299 to #146 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
Maybe, just maybe, he buys back a different copy of the games he wants.
User avatar #301 to #299 - fukkendragonite (07/24/2013) [-]
but surely the stipulation is that he can't play any games again, even though he owns them.
User avatar #21 - thesoulless (07/24/2013) [-]
But they already do that, so you're getting something great at no cost to you, or anyone for that matter
#49 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
Obviously I would push the button. Cause then I could Think of a solution for the problem with the fat autistic hipster atheist whispering: "Fedoras are awesome." 3hours a day.
User avatar #84 - luckybastard (07/24/2013) [-]
i could think of a solution to make the fat autistic hipster athiest stop
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