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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #4 - fizzor
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Uh, dude, I think the pros outweight the cons on this one. A SOLUTION FOR EVERY PROBLEM EVER. And since having a fat autistic hipster atheist whispering "Fedoras are awesome" for 3 hours a day is clearly a problem, that means you'd figure a solution for that too.
#29 to #4 - draggonerify
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What would stop me from killing the hipster? that would the first solution xD
User avatar #77 to #29 - magicalsteve
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User avatar #286 to #77 - mayormilkman
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Don't get butthurt over two damn letters.
User avatar #25 to #4 - anbieter
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The solution is suicide.
User avatar #26 to #25 - ifapinschool
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the solution is to just not play at all
User avatar #78 to #4 - magicalsteve
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I don't even need the button for that solution. Ear plugs
User avatar #79 to #78 - magicalsteve
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Either that or blaring German death metal to drown him out
#85 to #4 - anon id: b25ba187
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What if he's wearing wizard armor and the only solution is to kill yourself?
#114 to #4 - anon id: ac545ca5
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i take it you've already pressed the button.
#259 to #4 - anon id: e1294da3
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You could avoid the fedoras by not going on reddit, solved
User avatar #289 to #4 - wisdombranch
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I was just about to point that out.
#126 to #4 - turopiyox
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User avatar #168 to #4 - puut
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Well actually it's not even THAT bad. He just said he'd be whispering it... who knows where the **** he is, but he's whispering it.
#37 to #4 - transgendered
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plot twist: YOU ARE the fat autistic hipster atheist
#18 to #4 - applescryatnight
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what if the solutions are all really half-assed
like, if you have the problem of "you're lost"
you think of the solution:
"piss a circle around your current area, this is your home how"
and to the guy whispering in your ear:
"cut your ears off, you wont hear it"
User avatar #209 to #18 - daentraya
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I would still get agree. ***** hilarious, and if he's a fat nerd, then there's easy ways to deal with that
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#19 - internetbridgetrol
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Fedoras Are Awesome
You guys are REALLY underestimating this
#300 to #19 - applecopy
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#334 to #19 - deliciousdee
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God that was terrible
God that was terrible
#99 to #19 - anon id: d90f6503
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ah beat me to it
User avatar #382 to #19 - bowservoltaire
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****
User avatar #261 to #19 - thedarkestrogue
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i just died a little inside.
#328 to #19 - iftheshoefits
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#265 to #19 - idntnoausername
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My ears are bleeding..
User avatar #48 to #19 - lasttestament
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After cringing to the point of tears, I needed to stop for 20 mins to think about why i just tortured myself
User avatar #132 to #19 - thewatchout
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every second of that video felt like an hour...
User avatar #151 to #19 - themightymrplow
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That might be the most annoying group of people I've ever seen. And I've seen Jersey Shore.
#164 to #19 - graknab
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User avatar #315 to #164 - acemcgunner
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this is heresey!!!
#180 to #19 - newforomador
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User avatar #144 to #19 - fukkendragonite
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It started off not awful. It was like "It's annoying, but idgaf, they're enjoying themselves". And then they started singing.

By the end I knew they had to die, and I had to be the one to slay them.
#65 to #19 - eddio
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**** me that was weird.
**** me that was weird.
#293 to #19 - faroeseguy
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I watched the video. Now I feel like breaking stuff
#267 to #19 - madjik
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#150 to #19 - lmaobutts
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#363 to #19 - popcornisland
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I now have a permanent frown on my face.
#241 to #19 - imnotkickthecat
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#311 to #19 - monkeyfreak
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#263 to #19 - grandterskrasao
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my stomach hurts...
#339 to #263 - willindor
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If you want this in better quality.
User avatar #362 to #19 - syrenthra
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I used to wear a stupid fedora I got from a party just in the house, not because it was cool just to wear a hat as I don't own any... I will burn that hat the next time I see it
#365 to #362 - syrenthra
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forgot my reaction
#120 to #19 - ofc
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I don't think I've ever cringed more in my life.
I don't think I've ever cringed more in my life.
User avatar #238 to #19 - jackisawsm
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Dat autism.
#257 to #19 - bowservoltaire
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User avatar #313 to #257 - acemcgunner
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love that movie
#53 to #19 - SGfannr
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#83 to #19 - nikahol
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Why the **** did I watch the whole thing...
#302 to #19 - fedexman
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User avatar #63 to #19 - deadinferno
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**** me what did I actually just watch...
User avatar #297 to #19 - Dap
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**** ME I COULDN'T GET THROUGH MORE THAN 20 GODDAMN SECONDS.
#268 to #19 - DJFatcat
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#291 to #19 - hitlersgayabortion
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0:43 those faggots have been to the Tacoma, Washington glass museum. God dammit. get the **** out of the northwest, you're not welcome.
#332 to #291 - liquidz
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They are'nt welcome in the east either.
#264 to #19 - ButtonFly
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This looks like a problem I'll have to think of a solution to.
This looks like a problem I'll have to think of a solution to.
User avatar #266 to #19 - debunny
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i stopped epic sax guy... for this?
#128 to #19 - chupiter
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I laughed too hard at this.
I laughed too hard at this.
#381 to #19 - rawesome
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Managed to watch the first 42 seconds before I got a tumor
Managed to watch the first 42 seconds before I got a tumor
#304 to #19 - goldenslumbers
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Every single one of them.
#359 to #19 - gaaay
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The worst bit is that the one girl who isn't a land-whale hides her head from the camera in shame out of knowing these people.
#366 to #359 - nikahol
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I'm like 90% sure the person on the left is a guy
#371 to #366 - internetbridgetrol
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In fact it is John Lennon

tagging Gaaay so he can see this also
#379 to #371 - gaaay
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Well, if it's John Lennon then that's fine.
#367 to #366 - gaaay
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...****
#346 to #19 - Mexicandude
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I used to be indifferent about fedoras. Now I hate them.
#314 to #19 - hideyowives
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#341 to #19 - glacialis
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#305 to #19 - xxscopemanxx
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Well my night is ruined.
Well my night is ruined.
#322 to #19 - sloot
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People like him are what the term "******" was invented for....
#383 to #19 - syswolf
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<----- How I feel right now...Survived the entire video and I regret it.
#307 to #19 - Hyena
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#358 to #19 - fadetometallica
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#273 to #19 - heartlessrobot
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I stopped Drunken Lullabies for this ****. And now I finally regret something.
#278 to #19 - deadlove **User deleted account**
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i've heard worse....untill i got to the end...ugh
#100 to #19 - serotonin
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User avatar #205 to #19 - demandred
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i made it to 2:30!
User avatar #50 to #19 - shadir
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Thoese guys are retards singing about them while making stupid background noises, they aren't whispering
User avatar #143 to #19 - injerseyforever
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These are almost as weird as Furries. Too ******* weird.
#335 to #19 - icanpaintyay
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#59 to #19 - godhatesmaggots
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abandon all hope ye who watch this
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#80 - mcfriture
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this one
#89 to #80 - anon id: 9dd262ac
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Going far even as decided to use would look more like, and the bottle isn't such a big deal i have three of those two.
#147 to #80 - maousama
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WTF did u just say to me?
WTF did u just say to me?
#133 to #80 - kanbabrif
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I couldn't even
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User avatar #327 to #220 - Bad Man
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If it doesn't happen during sex, I think I'll manage.
#227 to #220 - anon id: f2ccb357
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But both of those are good things!
User avatar #124 - roflnaut
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>Press the button
>Find solutions for everything
>Find a way to get rid of fat autistic guy
>Bathe in gravy
User avatar #350 to #124 - alexusapi
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fat autistic hipster atheist guy* his taste in music and views on religious and political matters is a huge part of this!
User avatar #361 to #350 - roflnaut
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Whoops. Forgot about the most important part.
Right now I am euphoric.
#142 - Weekendman
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What do?
User avatar #169 to #142 - SavageBAMFx
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Mine is that and that Firefly will have new seasons, 10/10, but I'll never have sex again.

well...i never started.
#355 to #142 - anon id: c2a5a0b9
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click it or ticket
#292 to #142 - oceanfrank
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well it's been knowin ya gabe, but I really want HL3
User avatar #163 to #142 - willindor
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I don't think that HL3 would be worth enough for Gaben to become pepsi.
#212 to #163 - hipsterbs
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Can someone explain the pepsi joke? I wasnt here for that one
#342 to #212 - flyingwalrusman
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User avatar #213 to #212 - willindor
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People posting a picture of an upsite down pepsi can which says !sded or is dead.
#214 to #213 - hipsterbs
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thanks didnt know it had to do with that joke.
#155 to #142 - thewasteland
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NO IF GABEN DIES THEN EA WILL TRY TO BUY STEAM AND VALVE AGAIN!
NO IF GABEN DIES THEN EA WILL TRY TO BUY STEAM AND VALVE AGAIN!
#380 to #155 - Weekendman
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DeadTeamFeildLifeSpaceFeildFortress 1/2 D: OH GOD THE HARRAH.
User avatar #326 to #155 - cutiepyro
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again?
#329 to #326 - thewasteland
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How do you not know? EA at one point this year tried to buy Steam and Valve but Gaben turned them down and wouldn't even consider talking about it any further with the EA rep.
#333 to #329 - mrdrpage
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Take this.
Take this.
User avatar #331 to #329 - cutiepyro
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I play tf2 all the time

I'm on steam all the time

I say gaben all the time

I love valve all the time

YOU TELL ME HOW I DON'T KNOW
#336 to #331 - thewasteland
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Your blind then
User avatar #338 to #336 - cutiepyro
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my blind what
#344 to #338 - thewasteland
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Oh how funny, not only did i see that one flying at me after i noticed my mistake. But the joke is also over-used to the point i vomited a little in my own mouth at how bland it is
User avatar #345 to #344 - cutiepyro
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I wasn't making a joke though

is that tom's eyes and eyebrows?
#136 - recondelta
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Totally worth it.
User avatar #211 to #136 - daentraya
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This is truly a dilemma. How long is to episodes, and will they show the same ones again and again? What are the circumstances? Holy **** i dont know..
User avatar #240 to #211 - sexwithyourwife
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It's really not that bad of a show,2 episodes is an hour..like with most series, and Morgan freeman has a incredible narrating voice but I'd probably get sick of it after the first 3 months or so. Having Morgan freeman tell me I'm jacking off or litsening to music wouldn't be all it's cracked up to be.
User avatar #354 to #240 - daentraya
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I have decided, upon further thought, that 1 episode with music in the background and relaxation and slumber + whatever voice i want narrating, changing whenever i want it to. This way, i can get my needed half hour slumbernap, and if George Carlin could continue commenting on the world through me, that'd be great
User avatar #351 to #136 - sweetdickwilly
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It's an alright show. Like most things, the fan base is the issue.
#166 to #136 - anon id: e5dc903e
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Not at all worth it.
User avatar #324 to #136 - Bad Man
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Depends on when I want to hear his voice. I don't care for BBT, but I could manage 2 a day if I was forced to
User avatar #343 to #136 - mcmg
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About an hour of Big Bang Theory a day is a lot less worse than Morgan ******* Freeman narrating the rest of my goddamned life is ******* awesome.

Like the victims of the Spanish Inquisition, that button is pressed.

Because the Spanish pressed the... Y'know... I'll go...
User avatar #160 to #136 - haunterbrony
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It wouldn't even be that bad, though repetitive after a while.
User avatar #207 to #136 - demandred
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you've missed the point. The bad thing is supposed to be to the right!

....i've asked for red thumbs now haven't I?
#10 - smellingtomatoes
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im comming for jew!
User avatar #51 to #10 - shadir
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This is the reason Hitler started WWII
User avatar #54 to #51 - smellingtomatoes
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but its not world peace...
User avatar #281 to #54 - greenstrongworld
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Originally, he thought to wipe out other races (jews, aryans) to create a "pure" society in which there were no "bad people" so yes world peace was kind of desired by hitler.
#55 to #54 - shadir
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Maybe the other countries didn't want to lose their Jews and started a war against Hitler
User avatar #272 to #55 - ilovehitler
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who would want t keep the jews?
#158 to #55 - anon id: 3db1d63a
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The Holocaust didn't start the World War, it wasn't even a big factor in it. The holocaust was something going on at the same time that a bit less people hated.
User avatar #162 to #158 - shadir
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So you can't see that I'm obviously joking with what is said in the first comment (willyoupressthebutton image) when i said it started WW2 and i was continueing with it in my 2nd post?
User avatar #56 to #55 - smellingtomatoes
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hmm then the button is a lie..
#230 to #10 - anon id: a3b1c1d1
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scientologistssss
User avatar #231 to #10 - klockwerk
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Not gonna lie, arabs were the first "sect" i thought of. That would bring world peace anyway, right?
User avatar #330 to #10 - Bad Man
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Become history's greatest monster for the greater good, or leave the world in chaos?

Well, if the Klan counts as a sect...
User avatar #337 to #10 - mcmg
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That "but situation", in pertains to religion, is exactly how the world begins its trek to peace.

I'd hit the **** out of that button.
#36 to #10 - wheredahoodat
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I would just go for some tiny, really obscure sect with like 5 members.
#217 to #36 - nalapsi
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Leave Taoism alone ******! ( I'm just kidding there's millions of us)
User avatar #204 to #10 - thesinful
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I'll be generous and wipe out 2: WBC and Scientology. Does that mean I get double peace?
User avatar #39 to #10 - theableacher
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Jews aren't really "people".
User avatar #271 to #39 - ilovehitler
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Amen, brother.
User avatar #34 to #10 - fukkentyranitar
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Westboro it is.
#41 to #10 - thechosentroll
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Hasta la bye bye, scientology.
User avatar #225 to #41 - simonjiha
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no pulp fiction, no mission impossible, many actors that people love are scientologists
User avatar #12 to #10 - dxninjaxo
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People who believe in the ancient egyptian gods. huehuehuehuehuehuehue
#244 to #12 - ryuryu
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HEY WE GOT FEELINGS TO! ;_;
MAY YOU BE THROWN INTO A DEVOURER IN THE AFTERLIFE!
#157 to #12 - anon id: 3db1d63a
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People who believe in an ancient christian god. huehuehuehuehuehuehue
#117 - Sabor
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Do it.
Classify the Hipster whispering as a problem.
Instantly have the solution to that problem.
No more whispering.
Profit.
#129 to #117 - anon id: 9eed7ae7
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What if the solution is making yourself deaf?
User avatar #153 to #117 - makomirocket
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this is just a crapper version of comment #4, get an original idea faggot
User avatar #270 to #153 - ilovehitler
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A lot of people had the same idea, because it's fairly obvious it's a problem.
User avatar #15 - scoobi
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Press the button.
You can fix the problem of the fat autistic hipster atheist whispering
#82 - happyhadgrenade
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sell video games, get rich, buy back video games i want.
User avatar #146 to #82 - fukkendragonite
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>you can't play them. Buying them back just means you still can't play them.

I personally would do it, I don't play games much anyway. Sell the ******* and be rich as ****.
#299 to #146 - anon id: a4af90ef
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Maybe, just maybe, he buys back a different copy of the games he wants.
User avatar #301 to #299 - fukkendragonite
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but surely the stipulation is that he can't play any games again, even though he owns them.