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#2 - rollertoaster
Reply +230
(07/23/2013) [-]
Never alive=never will die
#51 to #2 - mcderper
Reply -2
(07/24/2013) [-]
no **** dickhead, I read the content. esad
#30 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
Never alive = forever dead
#31 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
Never alive = Forever dead
#49 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
i beg to differ:
Plastic flower means it was a dinosaur at one point so that means that ones dead since millions of years.
So basically he said ill love you until these ****** flowers die and then ill bang your sister!
#63 to #2 - opjoopie
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is immortal then.
#99 to #2 - elcreepo
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
Never alive-never can be a symbol of undying love
#129 to #2 - popkornking
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
So what's the problem with abortions?
#92 to #2 - cresel
Reply +1
(07/24/2013) [-]
NEVER DIE HUE HUE HUE HUE
#127 to #2 - atoma
Reply +3
(07/24/2013) [-]
Fake flower = not a flower
#159 to #127 - carnivoreapples
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
then again, he didn't say it had to be a flower from the bundle of flowers
#160 to #159 - atoma
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
If that's the case then what was the freaking point of putting the fake flower there in the first place?
#161 to #160 - carnivoreapples
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
maybe he accidentally bought 11 flowers while he needed to buy 12 but when he realized this the flower store was closed so he had to buy a fake one from another store instead?
#4 to #2 - createdjustnow
Reply +11
(07/24/2013) [-]
never alive= no life to lose= not pertaining to life. meaning that all the other flowers with life determine the amount of time that the man loves the woman
#5 to #4 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply +22
(07/24/2013) [-]
Dying is the act of losing life functions.

Because a plastic flower was never alive, it can't die. It also can't be alive, of course.

Thus, a plastic flower does not die, technically. Just because there was only one real one does not mean that it is the only standard by which he makes his case.

FJ: where we take the fun out of anything.
#6 to #5 - createdjustnow
Reply +2
(07/24/2013) [-]
hmm, you make a good argument. i guess this is simply a case of thought process, such as glass half full. Have a nice day and a thumb good sir.
#7 to #6 - HarvietheDinkle
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(07/24/2013) [-]
#12 to #5 - captnpl
Reply +1
(07/24/2013) [-]
Plastic is made from oil which is made from plant matter, their love began to die long before they even met.
#150 to #5 - anon
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(07/24/2013) [-]
The fake flower is not a flower, it's most likely a piece of plastic. A flower is the reproductive organ of flowering plants, which the piece of plastic is not. He was wrong at the first line, he didn't buy 12 flowers, he bought 11.
#184 to #150 - anon
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(07/30/2013) [-]
No you are wrong. He bought 12 flowers. 11 real ones and one plastic. Even tho it's made of plastic it's still a flower. It was never stated that only organic flowers count.
#3 - echobase
Reply +121
(07/24/2013) [-]
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#100 to #3 - elcreepo
Reply -3
(07/24/2013) [-]
I know her!

Her name's Sam, right? She lives on my street.
#115 to #100 - anon
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
"elcreepo"
nicely done
#116 to #115 - elcreepo
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
Whut?

I was just saying I think I know the girl in the gif. Unless I'm mistaken and she's a well known internet celebrity.
#56 to #3 - nervaaurelius
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
name?
#83 to #56 - turian
Reply +11
(07/24/2013) [-]
Your Dreams
#139 to #83 - nervaaurelius
Reply +1
(07/24/2013) [-]
expected some kind of reply like that her name is marina rachel for anyone whos wondering
#13 to #3 - kosicandavid
Reply +5
(07/24/2013) [-]
I think I' m in love
#79 - shroomftw
Reply +100
(07/24/2013) [-]
#87 to #79 - buriedstpatrick
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
That was quick.
#90 to #87 - sexyhimself
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
that's what she said
#178 to #90 - buriedstpatrick
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear.

You pretty much asked for it huehue
#179 to #178 - sexyhimself
Reply +1
(07/25/2013) [-]
you got me there
#55 - matakeshi
Reply +23
(07/24/2013) [-]
actually, fake flower is probably made of plastic, plastic is made from oils that were dinosaurs. But  all dinosaurs died many years ago. And that doesnt change much anyways so here have an idiot that lost his hand.
actually, fake flower is probably made of plastic, plastic is made from oils that were dinosaurs. But all dinosaurs died many years ago. And that doesnt change much anyways so here have an idiot that lost his hand.
#102 to #55 - tmdarby
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(07/24/2013) [-]
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#91 to #55 - thascomrad
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(07/24/2013) [-]
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#97 to #55 - worried
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
they actually saved his hand
#66 to #55 - mehy
Reply +1
(07/24/2013) [-]
**** YOU AND YOUR GIFS !
**** YOU AND YOUR GIFS !
#64 to #55 - adu
Reply +5
(07/24/2013) [-]
Why would you post something like that?
Why would you post something like that?
#61 to #55 - jazzyietheferret
Reply +14
(07/24/2013) [-]
He may have lost his hand, but he gained an alligator/crocodile arm.
#62 to #61 - finblob
Reply +6
(07/24/2013) [-]
I think you mean best friend for life.
#68 to #62 - jazzyietheferret
Reply +2
(07/24/2013) [-]
For sure, thank you for correcting me. They will have a very fulfilling relationship.
#69 to #68 - finblob
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
Your welcome.
#86 - sweetellie
Reply +21
(07/24/2013) [-]
"Like if you like it..."   
   
Well, thanks wise facebook photo, I always wondered why that like button was there.
"Like if you like it..."

Well, thanks wise facebook photo, I always wondered why that like button was there.
#94 - adaliarosevagina
Reply +15
(07/24/2013) [-]
i ******* hate likewhores on facebook ....
#149 to #94 - Nahyon
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
I ******* hate people who hates the same stuff everyone else does
#98 to #94 - JMF
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(07/24/2013) [-]
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#54 - itrinx ONLINE
Reply +12
(07/24/2013) [-]
Like if you Like
#166 to #54 - iamyourfetish
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(07/24/2013) [-]
#101 - nsfwbrowserv
Reply -11
(07/24/2013) [-]
At first I was like
(FUNNY)
but then I saw
Phanact
and then I was like
(JUNK)
#148 to #101 - Nahyon
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
You couldn't made it ********, coudln't you ?
#172 to #148 - nsfwbrowserv
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
I would like to answer your question but I have idea what it no means.
#103 to #101 - phanact [OP]
Reply +9
(07/24/2013) [-]
Why does it matter who posted it?
If you found it funny, thumb it up
#106 to #103 - aglet
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(07/24/2013) [-]
#169 to #103 - iwilldeletenotatw
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
Hey, Phanact.  I have a serious question to ask you but not on a post.  Do you mind?  I promise it's nothing bad.  I'm not like that.  Thanks in advance.
Hey, Phanact. I have a serious question to ask you but not on a post. Do you mind? I promise it's nothing bad. I'm not like that. Thanks in advance.
#173 to #169 - phanact [OP]
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
sure
#174 to #173 - iwilldeletenotatw
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
First I'd like to thank you for your response. You're a pretty cool guy.   
Since I am not a subscriber,  do you have a certain time of the day that you post?   
I might be wrong, but I believe that you are in US EST.  Is that correct?   
I just wondered if you had a specific time for uploading your posts.  Thanks!   
   
Here's a fox cub jumping over a dog for your troubles.
First I'd like to thank you for your response. You're a pretty cool guy.
Since I am not a subscriber, do you have a certain time of the day that you post?
I might be wrong, but I believe that you are in US EST. Is that correct?
I just wondered if you had a specific time for uploading your posts. Thanks!

Here's a fox cub jumping over a dog for your troubles.
#175 to #174 - phanact [OP]
Reply 0
(07/24/2013) [-]
I do it randomly at different times of day
#176 to #175 - iwilldeletenotatw
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
Is there a way I can know when you've posted?   
I know I sound like retard.
Is there a way I can know when you've posted?
I know I sound like retard.
#177 to #176 - phanact [OP]
Reply 0
(07/25/2013) [-]
I dunno
#162 to #103 - princemolestia
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(07/24/2013) [-]
i know that there would be a comment like this eventually
i know that there would be a comment like this eventually
#105 to #103 - nsfwbrowserv
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I just like making fun of you Phanact. To be honest it's actually because this post isn't funny, all I see is one of those average teen facebook posts and a comment that doesn't make any sense.
#155 to #105 - damnchinks
Reply +1
(07/24/2013) [-]
>implying funnyjunk has funny
#89 - Bad Man
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(07/24/2013) [-]
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