Flowers. . A man bought 12 flowers. 11 real and 1 fake. He said, I will love you until the last flower dies." LIKE if you Like It True Love it Like if you like  Flowers A man bought 12 flowers 11 real and 1 fake He said I will love you until the last flower dies " LIKE if Like It True Love it like
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A man bought 12 flowers.
11 real and 1 fake. He said,
I will love you until the last
flower dies."
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #2 - rollertoaster
Reply +230 123456789123345869
(07/23/2013) [-]
Never alive=never will die
User avatar #51 to #2 - mcderper
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(07/24/2013) [-]
no **** dickhead, I read the content. esad
#30 to #2 - anon id: 54b72e16
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Never alive = forever dead
#31 to #2 - anon id: 54b72e16
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Never alive = Forever dead
#49 to #2 - anon id: 4cb540c0
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(07/24/2013) [-]
i beg to differ:
Plastic flower means it was a dinosaur at one point so that means that ones dead since millions of years.
So basically he said ill love you until these ****** flowers die and then ill bang your sister!
User avatar #63 to #2 - opjoopie
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(07/24/2013) [-]
My girlfriend is immortal then.
User avatar #99 to #2 - elcreepo
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Never alive-never can be a symbol of undying love
User avatar #129 to #2 - popkornking
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(07/24/2013) [-]
So what's the problem with abortions?
#92 to #2 - cresel
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(07/24/2013) [-]
NEVER DIE HUE HUE HUE HUE
User avatar #127 to #2 - atoma
Reply +3 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
Fake flower = not a flower
User avatar #159 to #127 - carnivoreapples
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(07/24/2013) [-]
then again, he didn't say it had to be a flower from the bundle of flowers
User avatar #160 to #159 - atoma
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(07/24/2013) [-]
If that's the case then what was the freaking point of putting the fake flower there in the first place?
User avatar #161 to #160 - carnivoreapples
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(07/24/2013) [-]
maybe he accidentally bought 11 flowers while he needed to buy 12 but when he realized this the flower store was closed so he had to buy a fake one from another store instead?
User avatar #4 to #2 - createdjustnow
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(07/24/2013) [-]
never alive= no life to lose= not pertaining to life. meaning that all the other flowers with life determine the amount of time that the man loves the woman
User avatar #5 to #4 - HarvietheDinkle
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Dying is the act of losing life functions.

Because a plastic flower was never alive, it can't die. It also can't be alive, of course.

Thus, a plastic flower does not die, technically. Just because there was only one real one does not mean that it is the only standard by which he makes his case.

FJ: where we take the fun out of anything.
User avatar #6 to #5 - createdjustnow
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(07/24/2013) [-]
hmm, you make a good argument. i guess this is simply a case of thought process, such as glass half full. Have a nice day and a thumb good sir.
User avatar #7 to #6 - HarvietheDinkle
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(07/24/2013) [-]
#12 to #5 - captnpl
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Plastic is made from oil which is made from plant matter, their love began to die long before they even met.
#150 to #5 - anon id: a4354a2a
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(07/24/2013) [-]
The fake flower is not a flower, it's most likely a piece of plastic. A flower is the reproductive organ of flowering plants, which the piece of plastic is not. He was wrong at the first line, he didn't buy 12 flowers, he bought 11.
#184 to #150 - anon id: 054e2a41
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(07/30/2013) [-]
No you are wrong. He bought 12 flowers. 11 real ones and one plastic. Even tho it's made of plastic it's still a flower. It was never stated that only organic flowers count.
#3 - echobase
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #100 to #3 - elcreepo
Reply -3 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
I know her!

Her name's Sam, right? She lives on my street.
#115 to #100 - anon id: b5f008cf
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(07/24/2013) [-]
"elcreepo"
nicely done
User avatar #116 to #115 - elcreepo
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Whut?

I was just saying I think I know the girl in the gif. Unless I'm mistaken and she's a well known internet celebrity.
User avatar #56 to #3 - nervaaurelius
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(07/24/2013) [-]
name?
User avatar #83 to #56 - turian
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Your Dreams
User avatar #139 to #83 - nervaaurelius
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(07/24/2013) [-]
expected some kind of reply like that her name is marina rachel for anyone whos wondering
User avatar #13 to #3 - kosicandavid
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
I think I' m in love
#79 - shroomftw
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(07/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #87 to #79 - buriedstpatrick
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(07/24/2013) [-]
That was quick.
User avatar #90 to #87 - sexyhimself
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(07/24/2013) [-]
that's what she said
User avatar #178 to #90 - buriedstpatrick
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I'm sorry to hear.

You pretty much asked for it huehue
User avatar #179 to #178 - sexyhimself
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(07/25/2013) [-]
you got me there
#55 - matakeshi
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(07/24/2013) [-]
actually, fake flower is probably made of plastic, plastic is made from oils that were dinosaurs. But  all dinosaurs died many years ago. And that doesnt change much anyways so here have an idiot that lost his hand.
actually, fake flower is probably made of plastic, plastic is made from oils that were dinosaurs. But all dinosaurs died many years ago. And that doesnt change much anyways so here have an idiot that lost his hand.
#102 to #55 - tmdarby
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(07/24/2013) [-]
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#91 to #55 - thascomrad
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(07/24/2013) [-]
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#97 to #55 - worried
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(07/24/2013) [-]
they actually saved his hand
#66 to #55 - mehy
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
**** YOU AND YOUR GIFS !
**** YOU AND YOUR GIFS !
#64 to #55 - adu
Reply +5 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
Why would you post something like that?
Why would you post something like that?
#61 to #55 - jazzyietheferret
Reply +14 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
He may have lost his hand, but he gained an alligator/crocodile arm.
User avatar #62 to #61 - finblob
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
I think you mean best friend for life.
#68 to #62 - jazzyietheferret
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(07/24/2013) [-]
For sure, thank you for correcting me. They will have a very fulfilling relationship.
User avatar #69 to #68 - finblob
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Your welcome.
#86 - sweetellie
Reply +21 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
"Like if you like it..."   
   
Well, thanks wise facebook photo, I always wondered why that like button was there.
"Like if you like it..."

Well, thanks wise facebook photo, I always wondered why that like button was there.
#94 - adaliarosevagina
Reply +15 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
i ******* hate likewhores on facebook ....
User avatar #149 to #94 - Nahyon
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I ******* hate people who hates the same stuff everyone else does
#98 to #94 - JMF
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(07/24/2013) [-]
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#54 - itrinx
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Like if you Like
#166 to #54 - iamyourfetish
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(07/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #101 - nsfwbrowserv
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(07/24/2013) [-]
At first I was like
(FUNNY)
but then I saw
Phanact
and then I was like
(JUNK)
User avatar #148 to #101 - Nahyon
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(07/24/2013) [-]
You couldn't made it ********, coudln't you ?
User avatar #172 to #148 - nsfwbrowserv
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I would like to answer your question but I have idea what it no means.
User avatar #103 to #101 - phanact [OP]
Reply +9 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
Why does it matter who posted it?
If you found it funny, thumb it up
#106 to #103 - aglet
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(07/24/2013) [-]
#169 to #103 - iwilldeletenotatw
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(07/24/2013) [-]
Hey, Phanact.  I have a serious question to ask you but not on a post.  Do you mind?  I promise it's nothing bad.  I'm not like that.  Thanks in advance.
Hey, Phanact. I have a serious question to ask you but not on a post. Do you mind? I promise it's nothing bad. I'm not like that. Thanks in advance.
User avatar #173 to #169 - phanact [OP]
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(07/24/2013) [-]
sure
#174 to #173 - iwilldeletenotatw
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(07/24/2013) [-]
First I'd like to thank you for your response. You're a pretty cool guy.   
Since I am not a subscriber,  do you have a certain time of the day that you post?   
I might be wrong, but I believe that you are in US EST.  Is that correct?   
I just wondered if you had a specific time for uploading your posts.  Thanks!   
   
Here's a fox cub jumping over a dog for your troubles.
First I'd like to thank you for your response. You're a pretty cool guy.
Since I am not a subscriber, do you have a certain time of the day that you post?
I might be wrong, but I believe that you are in US EST. Is that correct?
I just wondered if you had a specific time for uploading your posts. Thanks!

Here's a fox cub jumping over a dog for your troubles.
User avatar #175 to #174 - phanact [OP]
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(07/24/2013) [-]
I do it randomly at different times of day
#176 to #175 - iwilldeletenotatw
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(07/25/2013) [-]
Is there a way I can know when you've posted?   
I know I sound like retard.
Is there a way I can know when you've posted?
I know I sound like retard.
User avatar #177 to #176 - phanact [OP]
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(07/25/2013) [-]
I dunno
#162 to #103 - princemolestia
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(07/24/2013) [-]
i know that there would be a comment like this eventually
i know that there would be a comment like this eventually
User avatar #105 to #103 - nsfwbrowserv
Reply -2 123456789123345869
(07/24/2013) [-]
I just like making fun of you Phanact. To be honest it's actually because this post isn't funny, all I see is one of those average teen facebook posts and a comment that doesn't make any sense.
#155 to #105 - damnchinks
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(07/24/2013) [-]
>implying funnyjunk has funny
#89 - Bad Man
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(07/24/2013) [-]
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