(787). I need to get better at making titles.... gala clay oull it: nnel : why is peter pan always flying? I love this joke because it never grows ale It has a
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(787). I need to get better at making titles.... gala clay oull it: nnel : why is peter pan always flying? I love this joke because it never grows ale It has a

I need to get better at making titles...

gala clay oull it:
nnel :
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows ale
It has a nice hook.
This ' t make sense. I' m lost, boys
MA TBE THIS Watr T' ALWA " FUGGIN OFF
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#10 to #3 - funnyjunkforlife has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #12 to #3 - kokkodellrrisch (07/24/2013) [-]
Ed is ded.
#18 to #12 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #19 to #18 - kokkodellrrisch (07/24/2013) [-]
I was home plaing gam when call come, Ed is ded.
Were were you?
#1 - creamNscream (07/23/2013) [-]
I can show you neverland
I can show you neverland
#32 to #6 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
What a SHOCKing twist.
#23 - motherfuckingkenji (07/24/2013) [-]
Has anyone else read Peter and the Starcatchers?   
It was like, the PG-13 version of Peter Pan's origins, which is great because it was an official Disney book.   
Like, Captain Hook was originally only there to get a chest full of "Starstuff" which had some 			*************		 magical properties that usually caused painful death and cancer and 			****		. When Peter was exposed to it, he happened to gain the ability to fly and age at a VERY SLOW pace (not immortality). The girl he was stuck on the island with was Wendy and her parents were from a group called the Starcatchers who were renowned for their Starstuff hunting prowess. At some point, Captain Hook was all "Give me the Starstuff, boy!" and Peter was all like "No!" and flew around and cut Hook's hand off. Then eventually the Starcatchers came to the island to pick up Wendy and 			******		 up Hook's 			****		 (because they had big guns and some sort of 			*******		 explosive magic). Before they left, Wendy's dad (I think) caught a bird, blew some Starstuff onto it and it turned into Tinkerbell in his hands, who he then told to protect Peter and gave her to him.   
I left out a lot of details because it's been quite a few years since I've read it.   
   
   
TL;DR Peter Pan's origins are pretty neat.
Has anyone else read Peter and the Starcatchers?
It was like, the PG-13 version of Peter Pan's origins, which is great because it was an official Disney book.
Like, Captain Hook was originally only there to get a chest full of "Starstuff" which had some ************* magical properties that usually caused painful death and cancer and **** . When Peter was exposed to it, he happened to gain the ability to fly and age at a VERY SLOW pace (not immortality). The girl he was stuck on the island with was Wendy and her parents were from a group called the Starcatchers who were renowned for their Starstuff hunting prowess. At some point, Captain Hook was all "Give me the Starstuff, boy!" and Peter was all like "No!" and flew around and cut Hook's hand off. Then eventually the Starcatchers came to the island to pick up Wendy and ****** up Hook's **** (because they had big guns and some sort of ******* explosive magic). Before they left, Wendy's dad (I think) caught a bird, blew some Starstuff onto it and it turned into Tinkerbell in his hands, who he then told to protect Peter and gave her to him.
I left out a lot of details because it's been quite a few years since I've read it.


TL;DR Peter Pan's origins are pretty neat.
User avatar #24 to #23 - hydraetis ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
My favourite interpretation on the beginning of Peter Pan would probably have to be Neverland. It was a two-part special thing on tv (basically a 3 hour movie).

www.imdb.com/title/tt1720619/

I watched it a long time ago on Netflix so with any luck it should still be on there
#26 to #23 - heathledgerisagod (07/24/2013) [-]
that was my favorite book as a kid. loved it. I saw the play version on broadway last year, and it was just as good
User avatar #28 to #27 - amuro (07/24/2013) [-]
I almost forgot. You are mistaken Wendy with Molly.
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User avatar #37 to #23 - newforomador (07/24/2013) [-]
I read the first three but never finished it. My favorite parts although it only started in the 2nd book was the Shadow-person thing that was the Antagonist.
#53 to #23 - idntnoausername (07/24/2013) [-]
is that from a spiderman show? I want ittt..
User avatar #54 to #53 - motherfuckingkenji (07/24/2013) [-]
Ultimate Spiderman according to Google.
#56 to #54 - idntnoausername (07/24/2013) [-]
Thanks! I'm gonna go watch it. Take my thumbs
#11 - thewisedane (07/24/2013) [-]
Gerald, you anti-punning bastard.
User avatar #14 to #11 - minsheme (07/24/2013) [-]
Wow, wow, wow, in that picture the block being called retarded is one of the only ones that doesn't have a retarded ":3" face
User avatar #15 to #14 - thewisedane (07/24/2013) [-]
Retarded is just a very bad word for different.
User avatar #16 to #15 - minsheme (07/24/2013) [-]
That
That's
Are you retarded
#17 to #16 - thewisedane (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes I am different, thank you very much.
Yes I am different, thank you very much.
User avatar #30 to #11 - thirdjess ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Gerard, from My Chem.
#44 - tmdarby (07/24/2013) [-]
i'll bet that joke is pirated.
i'll bet that joke is pirated.
#48 to #44 - jackjr (07/24/2013) [-]
Very well done, didn't expect that you little tinker.
#49 to #48 - chiefhuskey (07/24/2013) [-]
**chiefhuskey rolled a random image posted in comment #5181440 at Furries ** Commented before I could first, mate.
#34 - rambomanthree (07/24/2013) [-]
Because, if you got hit in the peter, with a pan.. you'd fly too
#2 - hattrikev (07/24/2013) [-]
What do Peter Pan and a boy with cancer have in common?

They never get to grow up
User avatar #59 to #51 - RegardsFromDeath (07/24/2013) [-]
Look at all the things I can't see.
#62 to #59 - ogvind (07/24/2013) [-]
Idk about you but i like it small...
#13 - minsheme (07/24/2013) [-]
My only Peter Pan related gif, made it myself
My only Peter Pan related gif, made it myself
#20 - maaarknuuuut (07/24/2013) [-]
mfw all these puns
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#46 to #38 - jakerszzzz (07/24/2013) [-]
Cut the cancer out.
User avatar #40 to #38 - fireprincess (07/24/2013) [-]
I wouldn't call the last part cancer. It made me chuckle. I mean it was get out or I'm dying or carp like that.
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User avatar #73 - nyxeos ONLINE (07/29/2013) [-]
Anyone else actually read Peter Pan? All the girls get pissed at Pan because they keep hitting on him and he just thinks they should be his mom. Mom-zoned.
#45 - velocidex (07/24/2013) [-]
i dont get it
#50 to #45 - velocidex (07/24/2013) [-]
what is neverlands ?
explain 2 me
User avatar #52 to #50 - naruchu (07/24/2013) [-]
It's the place where Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, and the lost boys live.
#58 to #52 - velocidex (07/24/2013) [-]
oh im pretty sure it's called "wishingisland" in danish
#61 to #58 - faroeseguy (07/24/2013) [-]
Denmark should stop translating movies, because they always suck at it. Their voices suck as well.

speaking as one who most off childhood movies were translated to danish
User avatar #39 - LiamNeeson (07/24/2013) [-]
Punster McPunstein

These always remind me of this.
#21 - keeptrolling (07/24/2013) [-]
That Puerto Rico area code
User avatar #33 to #21 - wtf man (07/24/2013) [-]
here's another one,yo soy de Yabucoa y ustedes
#64 to #33 - keeptrolling (07/24/2013) [-]
Mayaguez!
#69 to #33 - junysan (07/25/2013) [-]
caguas native here
caguas native here
#22 to #21 - junysan (07/24/2013) [-]
woot! i found another puertorican bro
woot! i found another puertorican bro
#29 to #22 - amuro (07/24/2013) [-]
Entonces ¿Por que siguen hablando en ingles?   
   
Negros de mierda.
Entonces ¿Por que siguen hablando en ingles?

Negros de mierda.
User avatar #42 to #29 - elcreepo (07/24/2013) [-]
From what spanish I know, which is little, I got from that

Greetings, how is it that you speak in english? Black of wednesday.
User avatar #43 to #42 - amuro (07/24/2013) [-]
hahaha, no, man. It says:

So, why you guys keep talking on english?

****** ******* .
#65 to #29 - keeptrolling (07/24/2013) [-]
van a creer que somos mejicanos jajaja
User avatar #68 to #65 - amuro (07/25/2013) [-]
Esa fue una excelente respuesta. Saludos campeon.
#70 to #29 - junysan (07/25/2013) [-]
porque tengo guille de gringa     
   
 lol no, es porque a veces no se como escribir español. hace siete anñ que vivo en florida
porque tengo guille de gringa

lol no, es porque a veces no se como escribir español. hace siete anñ que vivo en florida
User avatar #72 to #70 - amuro (07/25/2013) [-]
I am from Poland, and i live since about 5 years in Spain. I think i get you, brotha.
User avatar #71 to #70 - junysan (07/25/2013) [-]
años
#35 to #29 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
le murican flag XDDDD
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