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gala clay oull it:
nnel :
why is peter pan always flying?
I love this joke because it never grows ale
It has a nice hook.
This ' t make sense. I' m lost, boys
MA TBE THIS Watr T' ALWA " FUGGIN OFF
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Submitted: 07/23/2013
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#3 - lostdagame (07/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#6 - pappathethird (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - creamNscream (07/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I can show you neverland
I can show you neverland
#23 - motherfuckingkenji ONLINE (07/24/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Has anyone else read Peter and the Starcatchers?   
It was like, the PG-13 version of Peter Pan's origins, which is great because it was an official Disney book.   
Like, Captain Hook was originally only there to get a chest full of "Starstuff" which had some 						*************					 magical properties that usually caused painful death and cancer and 						****					. When Peter was exposed to it, he happened to gain the ability to fly and age at a VERY SLOW pace (not immortality). The girl he was stuck on the island with was Wendy and her parents were from a group called the Starcatchers who were renowned for their Starstuff hunting prowess. At some point, Captain Hook was all "Give me the Starstuff, boy!" and Peter was all like "No!" and flew around and cut Hook's hand off. Then eventually the Starcatchers came to the island to pick up Wendy and 						******					 up Hook's 						****					 (because they had big guns and some sort of 						*******					 explosive magic). Before they left, Wendy's dad (I think) caught a bird, blew some Starstuff onto it and it turned into Tinkerbell in his hands, who he then told to protect Peter and gave her to him.   
I left out a lot of details because it's been quite a few years since I've read it.   
   
   
TL;DR Peter Pan's origins are pretty neat.
Has anyone else read Peter and the Starcatchers?
It was like, the PG-13 version of Peter Pan's origins, which is great because it was an official Disney book.
Like, Captain Hook was originally only there to get a chest full of "Starstuff" which had some ************* magical properties that usually caused painful death and cancer and **** . When Peter was exposed to it, he happened to gain the ability to fly and age at a VERY SLOW pace (not immortality). The girl he was stuck on the island with was Wendy and her parents were from a group called the Starcatchers who were renowned for their Starstuff hunting prowess. At some point, Captain Hook was all "Give me the Starstuff, boy!" and Peter was all like "No!" and flew around and cut Hook's hand off. Then eventually the Starcatchers came to the island to pick up Wendy and ****** up Hook's **** (because they had big guns and some sort of ******* explosive magic). Before they left, Wendy's dad (I think) caught a bird, blew some Starstuff onto it and it turned into Tinkerbell in his hands, who he then told to protect Peter and gave her to him.
I left out a lot of details because it's been quite a few years since I've read it.


TL;DR Peter Pan's origins are pretty neat.
#11 - thewisedane (07/24/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Gerald, you anti-punning bastard.
#44 - tmdarby (07/24/2013) [+] (3 replies)
i'll bet that joke is pirated.
i'll bet that joke is pirated.
#34 - rambomanthree (07/24/2013) [-]
Because, if you got hit in the peter, with a pan.. you'd fly too
#2 - hattrikev (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What do Peter Pan and a boy with cancer have in common?

They never get to grow up
#51 - ogvind (07/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
-2
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User avatar #40 to #38 - fireprincess (07/24/2013) [-]
I wouldn't call the last part cancer. It made me chuckle. I mean it was get out or I'm dying or carp like that.
#21 - keeptrolling (07/24/2013) [+] (14 replies)
That Puerto Rico area code
User avatar #42 to #29 - elcreepo (07/24/2013) [-]
From what spanish I know, which is little, I got from that

Greetings, how is it that you speak in english? Black of wednesday.
#45 - velocidex (07/24/2013) [+] (4 replies)
i dont get it
User avatar #52 to #50 - naruchu (07/24/2013) [-]
It's the place where Peter Pan, Tinkerbell, and the lost boys live.
User avatar #73 - nyxeos (07/29/2013) [-]
Anyone else actually read Peter Pan? All the girls get pissed at Pan because they keep hitting on him and he just thinks they should be his mom. Mom-zoned.
User avatar #39 - LiamNeeson (07/24/2013) [-]
Punster McPunstein

These always remind me of this.
#13 - minsheme (07/24/2013) [-]
My only Peter Pan related gif, made it myself
My only Peter Pan related gif, made it myself
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#20 - maaarknuuuut (07/24/2013) [-]
mfw all these puns
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#4 - maturity (07/24/2013) [-]
787?
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