Jealousy in liquid form. .. Imagine being her grandchild "We're going grandma's!" "AWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH"
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User avatar #20 - kaboomz (07/24/2013) [-]
AND SHE JUST SITS THERE PLAYING SOLITAIRE
#123 to #20 - ballisticmistype (07/24/2013) [-]
MFW "You know not the power you possess!"
MFW "You know not the power you possess!"
User avatar #228 to #123 - megatheman (07/25/2013) [-]
HFW *roll picture*
User avatar #229 to #228 - megatheman (07/25/2013) [-]
*roll image*
#231 to #230 - ballisticmistype (07/26/2013) [-]
**ballisticmistype rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Death Note Reference **
You mad bro?
User avatar #72 - apopcalips (07/24/2013) [-]
or load two gifs at once
#204 to #72 - WolfRider (07/24/2013) [-]
come on now   
thats literally 			*******		 impossible
come on now
thats literally ******* impossible
User avatar #1 - Accidentalninja (07/23/2013) [-]
Imagine being her grandchild
"We're going grandma's!"
"AWWWW YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH"
#144 to #1 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Wasnt her son one of the people that originally invented the internet or something like that
User avatar #9 to #1 - dxninjaxo (07/24/2013) [-]
**** i wish she was my grandma now
User avatar #91 - icameheretotroll (07/24/2013) [-]
She can actually download a car
#51 - ingabenwetrust (07/24/2013) [-]
Get on my level
#96 to #51 - captchakid (07/24/2013) [-]
Did I try too hard?
User avatar #202 to #51 - daentraya (07/24/2013) [-]
I live in a household with 90/90. The amount of complaining and misery we wen't through with 2 shared mb made for a ridiculous ordeal
#218 to #51 - dolandickbutt (07/24/2013) [-]
MInes okay, not as good as i would want though.
User avatar #219 to #51 - popkornking (07/24/2013) [-]
GLOBAL AVERAGE IS AROUND 13 MB/S!?!?!? I RUN ON AVERAGE LIKE 500KB/S
#128 to #51 - thedeviousdagger (07/24/2013) [-]
Gotta go fast
#110 to #51 - dashortestusername (07/24/2013) [-]
My level's fine thank you
#197 to #51 - destructodan **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
at least yours goes up slightly
#71 to #51 - aririnkitaku (07/24/2013) [-]
I have seen the end.
User avatar #118 to #71 - nephtus (07/24/2013) [-]
how in the world do you survive with such an internet conection?
and how do you distinguish jpg's from gif's?
#75 to #71 - ingabenwetrust (07/24/2013) [-]
I too, have seen the abyss
#221 to #75 - hoskins (07/24/2013) [-]
"Oh no, my ping is almost 100, I have horrible latency!"

I DON'T WANNA HEAR NONE OF YOUR **** , ******* .
I WAS IN THE PRIME OF MY ONLINE GAMING WHEN PARENTS DECIDE TO MOVE IN THE MIDDLE OF ******* NOWHERE NOW NO ONE HAS INTERNET. LITERALLY NO ONE BUT ******* SATELLITE DON'T EVEN COMPLAIN IN MY PRESENCE YOU ******* WHELPS

I am angry because I have a small penis and bad internet.
#4 - thedarkdefender (07/23/2013) [-]
She must be hooked up to this thing!
User avatar #165 to #4 - undeadwill (07/24/2013) [-]
What is that?
User avatar #172 to #165 - demandred ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
It's the internet.
User avatar #174 to #172 - undeadwill (07/24/2013) [-]
All this time I thought the internet was like gravity, created from meow of cats....
User avatar #175 to #174 - demandred ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
No, it's a black box, usually stationed at the top of Big Ben in London, that's where it gets the best reception.
User avatar #177 to #175 - undeadwill (07/24/2013) [-]
What.

I don't understand this. That is the internet?
#207 to #177 - whiskeygunner (07/24/2013) [-]
from a TV show called the IT Crowd, check it out, you won't be sorry.
User avatar #225 to #207 - undeadwill (07/25/2013) [-]
okay. then
User avatar #208 to #207 - crowd ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
IT me?
User avatar #210 to #208 - whiskeygunner (07/24/2013) [-]
exactly
User avatar #169 to #4 - demandred ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
"We've spoken to the Elders of the Internet and they'd let you have it!"
"The Elders of the Internet? THE ELDERS OF THE INTERNET? .....they know who i am???"
User avatar #216 to #4 - leeroyjankens (07/24/2013) [-]
the elders of the internet allowed you to take a picture of it?!, it must have been a great honor sir, i am jealous of you
#42 to #4 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
shouldn't that be on top of big Ben ?
#10 to #4 - abritishmexican ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#132 - aserock (07/24/2013) [-]
And she uses it to play Farmville.
#78 - norfair (07/24/2013) [-]
Her download capabilities are limited by the writing speed of her hard disk.

This is beyond first world problems.
#109 to #78 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
It's fine, it's fine! Use a RAM disk as buffer and when you're done watching/playing/readinng/listening or whatever you have downloaded the computer will already have transfered the files to the HDD, or SSD for that matter.
#114 to #109 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
To add to the this a 40Gbit connection will download with a speed equal to 5GB/second, well withing the capabilities of the RAM itself.

The problem however is that her network card in the computer at best is a 10Gbit one, and that the whole computer system is not designed to handle such extreme speeds of download. I can not give you a accurate figue on the results of the connection, nor can i give a good estimation or even a bad one for that matter. You are also limited but the speed of the server you are connected too. In time, P2P of will probably be the desired way of sharing files, althougbi doubt the systems will look teh way the do today by then.

But you will not download witha speed of 40Gbit/s, that's for sure anyway.
User avatar #186 to #78 - kenfly (07/24/2013) [-]
Which will be bottlecapped by the speed of the possible Gigabit Lan card in the desktop.
THEORETICALLY she could download that 1080p blu-ray movie in 2 seconds, but...
User avatar #209 to #78 - WolfRider (07/24/2013) [-]
nth world problems
#82 to #78 - notyaoming (07/24/2013) [-]
Until we figure out Quantum Mechanics, and perfect laser based storage, we are limited by physical disk capabilities.

And that makes me sad.
#102 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
Hmmm, that's a lot of potential porn.
#200 - newall (07/24/2013) [-]
because her HDD will clearly be able to write that fast.
#217 to #200 - bokworst (07/24/2013) [-]
perhaps she has an SSD
User avatar #213 to #200 - ihatem (07/24/2013) [-]
Maybe it learned shorthand.
#214 to #213 - newall (07/24/2013) [-]
hue hue hue...
User avatar #167 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/24/2013) [-]
She could download enough porn to save the UK
#206 - Zanchoff (07/24/2013) [-]
>seduce lady
>marry
>house is now joint property
>find private chef
>hire chef for her
>chef is nice to her
>maybe too nice...
>inject raw chicken with arsenic, bring it home for chef to make that night
>plan on staying late at work that night
>"You can eat without me, honey."
>Lady dies. Chef takes blame. I WIN ALL THE INTERNETS
#181 - ihaspotato (07/24/2013) [-]
Yay, Sweden
#125 - beroty (07/24/2013) [-]
aaaand she uses it to read online newspaper   
while i'm here   
with my 1mbps internet connection
aaaand she uses it to read online newspaper
while i'm here
with my 1mbps internet connection
#178 to #125 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
better than my 750Kbps
User avatar #17 - gtaant (07/24/2013) [-]
Why is her computer backwards?
#19 to #17 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Doesn't look like a permanent location.
User avatar #22 to #17 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
If you don't constantly turn your pc off and on then backwards is more convenient due to easier access to USB slots.
User avatar #226 to #22 - gtaant (07/25/2013) [-]
Or put them on the front...
User avatar #227 to #226 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (07/25/2013) [-]
Most PCs have more slots in the back than the front. Mine has 2 in the front and 4 in the back.
#45 - lmaobutts (07/24/2013) [-]
How does one acquire such internets?
How does one acquire such internets?
#60 to #45 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Sadly im pretty sure it is illegal for the public of America to have an internet speed that high they have a cap.
User avatar #97 to #60 - captchakid (07/24/2013) [-]
Google Fiber.
#107 to #97 - dashortestusername (07/24/2013) [-]
That's still only a fourth of the speed
#62 to #45 - hurrboobdick (07/24/2013) [-]
My school i was at at some point had 40-40 ish. Took me less then a hour like 30-40 mins to download 10 gigs of a game. You can buy these high speeds in europe. Like denmark. Saw a 30-30 or 40-40 deal like sometime ago for a pretty decent price.
#106 to #62 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Yeah but that's Mbits, nowhere close Gbits. As far as i know 1Gbit is the highest speed one can aquire as a regular customer atm. At least in Sweden.
#211 to #106 - johnnybing (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes 1 gbit is the fastest you can aquire in Sweden.
From telia and it costs "only" ~3000sek/month (458usd)
User avatar #133 to #45 - freakyorange (07/24/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly, her grandson set it up to prove that it can be done.
#47 to #45 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Just ask nice and sent in a copy of Obamas real birth certificate to www dot whitehouse dot gov.
#176 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
I've seen this once before.Apparently, all she does with it is reading online newspapers... Problem slow internet owners?
User avatar #159 - randybutternub (07/24/2013) [-]
I guess Google is trying to come out with free fiber optic internet, it's supposed to be super fast
#162 to #159 - manymen (07/24/2013) [-]
free? Nothing is free... there's always a hidden charge somewhere.
User avatar #191 to #162 - tynerd ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Yeah man, free comes with a dick up your ass.
#224 to #191 - manymen (07/24/2013) [-]
Sure. I can push my dick up your ass for free. Actually, wait, no. I'd prefer to live without crabs thankyouverymuch.
User avatar #171 to #162 - resbiansrock (07/24/2013) [-]
Nope. There is a 5mbps box that they are offering for $200, then you have internet forever.
#223 to #171 - manymen (07/24/2013) [-]
Still. you have to pay for the box. if it were for free, you'd get the box for free also.
User avatar #163 to #162 - randybutternub (07/24/2013) [-]
Well the way I understand it, for the base service its either free or only one payment, I can't remember
#205 to #159 - cpayne (07/24/2013) [-]
Had to comment on your profile picture good sir, Spiritual Healing is one of the finest Death metal albums I have ever laid my ears upon, good show old chap
User avatar #224 to #205 - randybutternub (07/30/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it is. Chuck Schuldiner is God
User avatar #199 to #159 - aahrg (07/24/2013) [-]
i heard you have to pay 300$ per house that it is installed in, and then that house has gigabit internet for free.
User avatar #189 - raquelian (07/24/2013) [-]
think of all the porn movies and illegally obtained paid for music you can download with those kinds of speeds
#184 to #149 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
From what anime is that picture?
#192 to #184 - madcore (07/24/2013) [-]
Serial Experiment Lain
#196 to #192 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Thank you
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