Scumbag David Cameron. . t "WILL SMILE MILLIONS macleans m. If all the world's countries are in debt, where does all the money go?
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#53 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
>No porn
>cant get off
>Rape rises %100
User avatar #54 - ghostisaho (07/24/2013) [-]
kind of ironic considering he is a massive wanker
User avatar #2 - threadz (07/23/2013) [-]
Great idea! We can just ignore that proxies exist.
#73 to #2 - dubii (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm not sure, but I don't think proxies will work? I'm probably gonna get red thumbs for this, but I honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.   
The reason why I say that is because it'll be providers that block it, therefore it won't be possible to access porn websites with a proxy because we're on the providers server.    
   
   
Gif Unrelated.
I'm not sure, but I don't think proxies will work? I'm probably gonna get red thumbs for this, but I honestly can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not.
The reason why I say that is because it'll be providers that block it, therefore it won't be possible to access porn websites with a proxy because we're on the providers server.


Gif Unrelated.
User avatar #81 to #73 - threadz (07/24/2013) [-]
Nope. As long as you can use https:// protocol and the proxy itself isn't blocked, you can get to any website through that proxy (unless there is a local program that blocks web pages based on the content, but that's not how the system will be implemented)
#180 to #81 - dubii (07/24/2013) [-]
Thanks for explaining that, good man!   
   
   
Take this random gif for your excellency.
Thanks for explaining that, good man!


Take this random gif for your excellency.
User avatar #38 - galgawine (07/24/2013) [-]
It'd be great if everyone in Britain was now like "well **** since I can't jerk it I'll go learn how to do something with my life or whatever" and then Britain just rises in all aspects of global supremacy to restart the British Empire of old...
#61 - halfdemon (07/24/2013) [-]
does this mean there will be job openings for porn-smugglers?
does this mean there will be job openings for porn-smugglers?
#21 - corpsedolly (07/24/2013) [-]
If all the world's countries are in debt, where does all the money go?
User avatar #64 to #21 - fukkentyranitar (07/24/2013) [-]
Remember that episode of Pepper Ann when the lunch lady made coleslaw out of newspaper?
User avatar #101 to #21 - xXCorpitoXx (07/24/2013) [-]
The banks according to some conspiracy theories
User avatar #105 to #21 - kingsombra (07/24/2013) [-]
Norway of course
#158 to #21 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
they lent to eachother with high interest rates, so you will make money out of lending money
User avatar #162 to #21 - sockswithsandals (07/24/2013) [-]
Greece
#196 to #21 - awesomescorpion (07/26/2013) [-]
Nowhere. Debt is actually meaningless. Countries always take loans, because they can afford more stuff that way. Why do you think all those countries have trillions in debt? They never don't loan. They can always loan, because their money simply becomes negative without much change. Fun thing, that because of negative money, stuff that can be pulled out of one's ass, becomes worthless. And when someone wants to get that fake money back, stuff gets ****** , as the whole web collapses. Guess what happened in '08.
User avatar #45 to #21 - Wumbologist (07/24/2013) [-]
Private buyers. I don't know how it is in England, but in America, all sorts of people, most of them American citizens, are itching to buy US treasury bonds because it's still one of the safest investments on the planet.
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#95 to #21 - kangaroomeat (07/24/2013) [-]
Rothschild family   
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Rothschild family
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User avatar #29 to #21 - fantomen (07/24/2013) [-]
Most countries are indebted to other counties, but countries very rarely pay back their loans, and the country that lent out the money can't really collect on it.

For example the US has some dept to China (not as much as people think, but still).
But china can't just demand that the US pay them back.
That would run in US economy, and since the Chinese economy is dependent on yanks buying stupid plastic Chinese **** at Walmart, the Chinese economy would be severely crippled.

So in attempting to collect their money the Chinese would hurt their economy so badly that they would lose more money than if they just let the US keep it.
User avatar #75 to #21 - cryingchicken ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
china
#22 to #21 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
They're in debt to the people and businesses. The country is in debt in the sense that the government spends more than it takes in taxes. But the actual value of the industries and businesses of the country vastly outweigh this. So basically at any time, pretty much every country could wipe out their debt by simply making huge tax demands on businesses and people but there is literally no reason to do this because debt is cheap, easy and essentially just increases the amount of wealth thats around anyway.
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#32 to #21 - jsprmp (07/24/2013) [-]
Who else? the JEWS!
#77 to #32 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
So how is Israel in debt?

aliens?
#3 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
-While the country is in debt
That's how world economy works. Every single nation out there has debt.
Why? Because debt is cheap.
#197 to #3 - thanesyrdahl (07/28/2013) [-]
>every single country has debt
#24 to #3 - chaosnazo (07/24/2013) [-]
Debt?
Oh sorry, can't hear you over all our oil.
#5 to #3 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
^ This.

Country-level economics don't work the same as your household budget. This is where the confusion lies.
- You get into massive debt and you're ****** .
- The country gets into massive debt and it flourishes. Governments are SUPPOSED to spend, thats how the global economy is set up.
#46 to #5 - infinitereaper (07/24/2013) [-]
inflation, corruption, lobbying, financial crashes, corruption, stagnating worker pay...

it's all going to come crashing down...

oh wait...

it already has

and will again

and again
and again

as things continue to get worse.

#58 to #5 - superduperpuper (07/24/2013) [-]
It actually really works mostly like this. There is just one point missing: The household budget and the country budget are really tightly connected.
I works like this:

If the country has no debts... well **** you rich faggots then.

If the country xy has let's say 2 trillion moneyz debts, but his people has all in all 4 trillion moneyz then the coutry isn't really considered to have debts, because in country-level economics the money of the people is conidered to be the money of the coutry.

If So if that country now makes more debts and crosses the 4 trillion line, then the coutry is starting to have problems and is considered as poor, because even if they would take all the money from their people they couldn't pay back the debts. Well to get to this point your country would have to potato the economics really hard, which sadly happened in Europe in some countrys.
#170 to #5 - siddey (07/24/2013) [-]
Well done, you both read Cracked

Have a cookie and give yourself a pat on the back
#161 to #5 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Yes and no spending money on what neede is wasted money
#132 to #5 - ireallyhateorphans (07/24/2013) [-]
Erm, kind of. That's Keynesian economics, and it pretty much did work that way when Keynes was powerful during the Great Depression. Then came the 1970s and its stagflation and pretty much changed our entire view of macroeconomics, since prior to that it was never thought possible to have depression and inflation at the same time. Since that is only possible via a supply-side economic theory rather than demand-side, things have more switched over to the Friedmanian school of thought, which says that it is businesses, not the government and its spending, that makes a difference.
#117 to #5 - avengingmoose (07/24/2013) [-]
Tell that to Greece, where the debt crisis basically entirely ****** up the economy
#52 to #5 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
There is a line and we have crossed it
#37 to #5 - ahoi ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Then you just read the first phrase
#25 to #5 - adu (07/24/2013) [-]
So how does a rate of constant inflation help set up a global economy again?   
Unless the fiscal cliff is just imaginary and economists have been making 			****		 up.
So how does a rate of constant inflation help set up a global economy again?
Unless the fiscal cliff is just imaginary and economists have been making **** up.
#40 - sparkysparkybooman (07/24/2013) [-]
1. They aren't spending millions
2. They Aren't completely blocking porn

Does no one actually know what they're doing?
User avatar #55 to #40 - ghostisaho (07/24/2013) [-]
yes, and the fact he wants to intervene in some way is ironic considering he is the biggest wanker out there
#49 to #40 - herpaderpasaur (07/24/2013) [-]
this is what people here in America are like on EVERY GOD DAMN ISSUE
<everybodys FW anything political happens
#50 to #49 - sparkysparkybooman (07/24/2013) [-]
Yea I remember when Edward Snowden "leaked" the fact the US government was spying on phone calls, emails, internet, etc. I was dumbfounded that everyone was so surprised. Didn't anyone learn about the Patriot Act in school?
MFW
#51 to #50 - herpaderpasaur (07/24/2013) [-]
ignorance is bliss, people prefer to be uninformed if it means not being scared, it's when everyone starts to have an opinion and no one does their homework that it becomes an issue.....which always happens
ignorance is bliss, people prefer to be uninformed if it means not being scared, it's when everyone starts to have an opinion and no one does their homework that it becomes an issue.....which always happens
#141 to #51 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Speaking as an American, the rights that the founders proposed in the Constitution have become null and void. And it's our fault. Whenever we get scared by something (bombings, plane crashes, mass shootings, "espionage", or "treason"), we call on our government to prevent it from happening in the future. However, in order to get that feeling of increased security, we give up rights that would otherwise keep our lives private so that we can be "protected". Then, when something big happens and everyone gets scared again, we offer up more of our supposedly god-given rights for an even more protective country. The result is a government that takes any measures it can to ensure the safety of the people and infringes on the rights that the people still think they have, but gave up to attain more protection.

tl;dr: It kind of is the public's fault for feeling so helpless, because more protection = fewer rights
User avatar #156 to #141 - softcover (07/24/2013) [-]
The Power Puff Girls (See me feel me Gnomey) Episode Removed [HD] I feel rather surprised that I have anything relevant to this, but I do believe this will express what you're saying very easily, at least in the beginning.
User avatar #60 to #51 - cthumoo ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
You're right but I think most people are ignorant of that stuff because it takes effort to listen to the news, not because they don't want to be scared
#69 to #60 - MacheteJoe (07/24/2013) [-]
It take effort to find the actual facts on something. Don't kid yourself, The news (paper,tv,web etc...) are all entertainment industries. They will sell out faster than a detroit crack whore will the day before food stamps renew.
#160 to #50 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
That moronic how would 50 year old man learn about if he doesn't go to school
User avatar #57 to #50 - KillYourself (07/24/2013) [-]
I feel like generally speaking, people were worried because of 9/11 and most agreed with the patriot act then. And now since damn near everybody has the internet now, they're starting to care more.
#59 to #57 - sparkysparkybooman (07/24/2013) [-]
Thats fine if they want to care more, it's just crazy that people act all shocked like this was pulled out of no where.
#34 - evenx (07/24/2013) [-]
its....its for the children...   
   
   
jk
its....its for the children...


jk
#36 to #34 - alucord (07/24/2013) [-]
Don't worry I will still be thinking about them regadless
Don't worry I will still be thinking about them regadless
User avatar #116 - ishalltroll (07/24/2013) [-]
>Wife catches him watching porn.
>Forbids him to watch porn ever again.
>Gets buttmad.
>"If I can't watch porn, nobody should be allowed to."
>Forbids Porn.
I think that's why he's doing this whole thing.
#148 - shroomftw (07/24/2013) [-]
Just elect smelborp. Smellborp doesnt block porn
User avatar #168 to #148 - smelborp (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm Smelborp, and i approve this message.
User avatar #62 - douthit (07/24/2013) [-]
It's a distraction to keep people arguing over stuff that's not important, while the government drags the country down with it.
#146 - confusedasian (07/24/2013) [-]
To my understanding they're actually just blocking the more &quot;violent porn&quot;. Then again, what do I know. I'm an American. Our government can't balance they're own damn check book and we're in debt yet they have the money to refurbish the bathrooms in the white house.
To my understanding they're actually just blocking the more "violent porn". Then again, what do I know. I'm an American. Our government can't balance they're own damn check book and we're in debt yet they have the money to refurbish the bathrooms in the white house.
#130 - asimplepotato (07/24/2013) [-]
The amount of time and money they are going to spend on this could have been spent on much more important thing. You can not 100% block all porn. It is impossible, so this is like trying to count all the sand in the Sahara desert. No matter how hard you try, how much time you spend, how much effort you pull in it, you wont manage to get close to your goal.
#76 - Obscurity (07/24/2013) [-]
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>banning something is going to stop it from being distributed

top lel
User avatar #6 - nicolbolas (07/23/2013) [-]
Question; what countries are not in debt?
#7 to #6 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
Norway!
#8 to #7 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
Norway's national debt is currently 32% of it's GDP...
User avatar #10 to #8 - mtandy (07/24/2013) [-]
The Norwegian oil fund currently has 695 billion dollars saved ($695,000,000,000) increasing at about $1000/sec.

GDP is at 486 billion USD.

Debt is actually at 29%, so 141 billion USD.

We could pay it off 4 times over and still have enough to give each citizen $26,000.
#12 to #10 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Thats not how national debt works...
User avatar #13 to #12 - mtandy (07/24/2013) [-]
I know, but i'm bored and it's been so long since I've done maths, I felt a need.
#109 to #6 - mudkipfucker (07/24/2013) [-]
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Brunei, Lichtenstein, Palau, British Virgin Islands and Macau

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_external_debt
User avatar #20 to #6 - bowties (07/24/2013) [-]
The United States payed off it's National Debt when Andrew Jackson was in office...but that was during the 1830's. It only lasted for about a year.
#115 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
In the country I'm in, porn, gambling, and hate sites are blocked by the internet providers because of the religion of the country. FunnyJunk actually used to be banned until a couple of months ago.
User avatar #118 to #115 - ishalltroll (07/24/2013) [-]
You live in the UAE?
Cool place to live bro, gotta love those medieval law systems that some ape figured out hundreds of years ago and nobody ever bothered to change to modern standards.
User avatar #121 to #118 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
All law systems are like that, to be honest - and it's not too different over here. You'll also be very surprised at how much the laws change, too. Islam, unlike the other Abrahamic religions (Judaism and Christianity), is very adaptive when it comes to modern science, politics, and standards.

Islam actually supports:
-the theory of evolution
-the big bang theory
-the big crunch theory
as well as others.

I'm interested to hear what kinds of laws you are referring to when you call them medieval, because nothing out here is anything different from what I experienced in the US and the UK.
User avatar #122 to #121 - ishalltroll (07/24/2013) [-]
"All law systems are like that, to be honest"
>Woman gets raped.
>Reports the rape to police.
>Police arrest her for non-marital sex.
>Essentially gets put into jail for being raped.
Yup, totally the same as in Europe or the rest of the civilized world.
User avatar #123 to #122 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
Actually, according to the Quran a woman cannot rape because she does not have a phallus. A woman cannot, and shall not, be punished for being raped in the eyes of the law or 'God'.
User avatar #127 to #123 - ishalltroll (07/24/2013) [-]
Well she still was. And that's how **** usually goes in most Islamic countries.
Everywhere this religion spreads, women are being oppressed in the most unhuman and illogical of ways. There is no doubt about this, Islam is a men's religion.
Now I'm not saying Catholicism is much better, but at least women there don't get stoned to death for ridiculous reasons. At least they're somewhat going with the times.
It all comes down to the fact that religion has no place in a modern world.
Or as someone once said:
"Why aren't there any muslims in Star Trek?
Because it's the future."
User avatar #128 to #127 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
I haven't heard of that case in particular, and I'm not saying it's false, but the woman could have simply claimed she was raped for whatever reason.

Islam is actually the "verbatim word of God". It is where the Bible, Torah, and their respective religions, stemmed from. It is a fact that the Bible and Torah are simply versions of the Quran that have been modified, intentionally or not, through the years and after translation.

Religion plays a major role in the lives of thousands of people. Like I said, Islam actually approves of almost all of the major modern sciences. Islam is a religion of lifestyle, rather than specific beliefs.
#150 to #128 - ussioc (07/24/2013) [-]
Gnooby no point arguing with him, some people are just too retarded to understand.
User avatar #151 to #150 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm not arguing
#152 to #151 - ussioc (07/24/2013) [-]
Well what I'm saying is, no matter what information you put across it wont get through his thick skull.
User avatar #154 to #152 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
I knew that when I replied to his first comment. I was just waiting for my KFC to be delivered and had nothing better to do
#155 to #154 - ussioc (07/24/2013) [-]
Lol I could do with some KFC right now but I'm fasting...
User avatar #157 to #155 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
Ramadan kareem.

It's 20:15 here and I'm not a Muslim, but I was considering converting when I get the chance to talk to my Muslim friend when he gets back from holiday so I can talk to him about it
#167 to #157 - ussioc (07/24/2013) [-]
Ramadan kareem.

MashaAllah, was it your friend who introduced you to the religion and got you to covert?
User avatar #169 to #167 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
He didn't introduce me to the religion, but without him I probably wouldn't be converting. He is my best friend and through normal conversations I've learned a few things, and he was always happy to answer my questions (even the really dumb ones). I did a lot of my own research as well.

He has never mentioned converting or even hinted at it, but I know that if I tell him he will definitely help me
#172 to #169 - ussioc (07/24/2013) [-]
There are no really dumb questions, you have to know everything you want to know before you make a decision, especially one as big as this, just wondering, what made you want to convert?
User avatar #174 to #172 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
The research I did and the things I heard made me realise that it is a more natural way to live. The traditions and culture feel, to me, like that is how life is supposed to be.
#176 to #174 - ussioc (07/24/2013) [-]
Yeah you're right, like you mentioned before it isn't like a religion but a way of life, although there is the 5 time prayers. It's been nice talking to you gnooby and good luck with everything in the future. I gotta go now but take care.
User avatar #177 to #176 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
Thank you, and it's been nice talking to you, too. Good bye
User avatar #178 to #152 - ishalltroll (07/24/2013) [-]
I simply ignored his non-related points that he kept bringing up because they didn't change anything about what I said.
#175 to #127 - generalwatergate (07/24/2013) [-]
I hate all religion. But I hate Islam, Scientology and Mormonism the most. Christianity is almost as bad as Islam.
User avatar #133 to #115 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/24/2013) [-]
Have you tried tor?
User avatar #134 to #133 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
I use a VPN for some website. But I don't watch porn - I have an imagination
User avatar #137 to #134 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/24/2013) [-]
good for you I've been trying to quit porn.
User avatar #138 to #137 - gnooby (07/24/2013) [-]
Hehe :3
User avatar #136 to #115 - smokekusheveryday (07/24/2013) [-]
I promise one i will give you true internet freedom my brother just hang in there a little longer
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User avatar #164 - actionmastermegatr (07/24/2013) [-]
You need to login to view this link here's a petition rallying against this ******** law, I suggest any britfags here sign it, it's already received 18,100 signatures.
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