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/soc/ in the UK

 
/soc/ in the UK. Not mine, don't have the source, I'm a fag.. shaving tea and trumpets with me mum pstart thinking of Muriel from work wwould i like to have a l

Not mine, don't have the source, I'm a fag.

shaving tea and trumpets with me mum
pstart thinking of Muriel from work
wwould i like to have a little in out, in out with her
scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
ahead otter to the computation machine
vit' s at
Islam it hard with me fist
EDI, -URN ON! I NEED IWANK'
an turns on
bsearch for porn
relocked
bollocks"
arun outside and find the nearest red phone booth
the tele and dial the pornography administrator
Ello? Her Majesty' s Pornographer Administration Centre. Who' s this callin?"
Ella I need a wank something good"
Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Kennywood Lane."
Aright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
Alight then. One moment please... And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cockhole porn."
Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
God bless her right! Cheerio"
back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
center front door
xblood is everywhere
ego into kitchen
is dead
bigheaded by muslims
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User avatar #1 - voltkills ONLINE (07/23/2013) [+] (20 replies)
stickied
as a brit i can confirm this is 100% accurate
#8 - Shmuck (07/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #24 to #8 - spyisspy (07/24/2013) [-]
wat
#9 to #8 - xnachelpor (07/24/2013) [-]
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#19 to #8 - stallwallwriter (07/24/2013) [-]
Oh God, just something about the mental image of HRM sticking her head out a carriage yelling SIX BONG, WANKERS. I'm actually in 			*******		 tears.
Oh God, just something about the mental image of HRM sticking her head out a carriage yelling SIX BONG, WANKERS. I'm actually in ******* tears.
#59 to #19 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
ditto, no matter how many times i read, it always has me in tears
#6 - obliviousduck (07/23/2013) [-]
"Beheaded by Muslims"    
That's so 			*******		 true. They're everywhere..
"Beheaded by Muslims"
That's so ******* true. They're everywhere..
User avatar #30 to #6 - lazybrainz (07/24/2013) [-]
Can't ******* move for halal meat shops in london anymore.
#11 to #6 - jakeattack ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
but why? im curious
#22 to #11 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Because they move out of their **** country to try an make our country just like theirs... **** .
User avatar #86 to #6 - PieManTheGreat ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
they went around killing dogs,
including mine.
User avatar #89 to #6 - beheaded (07/24/2013) [-]
holy crap i got summoned like 12 times on the same content.
also its true what you said
#12 - elloise (07/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #28 - sirnigga (07/24/2013) [-]
give the brits their porn back
sincerely~murrica
#46 - kornadth (07/24/2013) [-]
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #3100184 at Friendly ** MFW so damn true
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #3100184 at Friendly ** MFW so damn true
#33 - cammacool (07/24/2013) [-]
seriously guys it was over with 2 days ago its not going to be banned anymore
User avatar #70 to #33 - altari ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
He probably just realized that it's around 80% of the internet.
User avatar #83 - foelkera (07/24/2013) [-]
>Be American
>Go to fap
>Scream Pledge of Allegience into computer
>Boots up
>Look for porn online
>Find a good video
>Begin to fap
>Video ends, about to move on to the next one
>Door breached by PRISM agents
>Obama walks in, says "Play it again"
User avatar #84 to #83 - zzforrest (07/24/2013) [-]
103.12117% accurate.
#60 - ohokay (07/24/2013) [-]
From the point of "in out, in out" I read the rest in his voice
User avatar #67 to #60 - DoktorHax (07/24/2013) [-]
that was such a good movie. **** yeah, cult classics. or is it arthouse?
User avatar #71 to #67 - ohokay (07/24/2013) [-]
both.
User avatar #61 to #60 - slugnugget (07/24/2013) [-]
such a stupid movie.
User avatar #63 to #61 - ohokay (07/24/2013) [-]
Well, thats your opinion
User avatar #64 to #63 - slugnugget (07/24/2013) [-]
yes, that is my opinion.
User avatar #66 to #64 - ohokay (07/24/2013) [-]
It is written bellow my original post, if anyone would like to see it, it's there
+3
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#10 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
can some1 explaine why is his family beheaded supposed to be linked to muslims
is it related to a post or something? cause im muslim and i tell you we masturbate more then our cows are milked
hell i masturbate 10times a day
#75 to #10 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #18 to #10 - stallwallwriter (07/24/2013) [-]
I think it's just the unfortunate terrorist stereotype.
Question about being muslim, and I hope it's not rude of me to ask this, but speaking of masturbation, are there any rules about doing it during ramadan? Is it frowned upon in general or permissible after sundown or just not covered?
#31 to #18 - oneskintwoskin (07/24/2013) [-]
no, they genuinely are going out beheading people, 2 muslims killed a soldier in broad daylight and cut off his head.. so no it's not a stereotype.
User avatar #78 to #31 - nervaaurelius (07/24/2013) [-]
So the actions of two people mean the whole group is out beheading people...
#90 to #78 - oneskintwoskin (07/24/2013) [-]
I was pointing out to the person that commented that it actually happened and it wasn't just 'unfortunate,' not once did I all Muslim's were doing it. Don't jump to conclusions.
User avatar #15 to #10 - BlahDude (07/24/2013) [-]
Another masturbating Muslim here! Good to know that there's another brother out there who's not afraid to release his kraken!
#16 to #15 - clocksick (07/24/2013) [-]
masturbating muslim here reporting for duty
User avatar #38 to #16 - iamthelaww (07/24/2013) [-]
make that four
#68 to #38 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
Awesome a Muslim! Boy do I have alot of questions for you. But first of all, what does Balaka derka deraka mean? Ooh and Jihad. What is Jihad? I'm not sure but I figured it means "Get the **** out this buildings gonna blow!". Please respond
User avatar #88 to #68 - iamthelaww (07/24/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what that first thing is becuz my first language isn't Arabic. But jihad is like 'defending and standing up for Islam'. This is however misinterpreted by alot of muslims, like those terrorists you see on the news. They think it means you gotta go blow yo self up on a plane to prove that Islam is 'the ***** .
#21 to #10 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
There was an incident where muslims beheaded a British police officer(? not sure if he was a police officer, he was some kind of civil servant) in broad daylight recently.
User avatar #26 to #21 - screaming (07/24/2013) [-]
If you're referring to the murder of Lee Rigby, he was a soldier I believe.
#42 to #21 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
He was in the ******* army you piece of ****
#17 to #10 - DamnWalmartBullets (07/24/2013) [-]
because Muslims have been chopping up British people in the streets and in their houses lately because they want Sahara law or some ********
#58 - dubii (07/24/2013) [-]
Cuckold porn, 			*******		 genius, especially having studied Othello this year.
Cuckold porn, ******* genius, especially having studied Othello this year.


#54 to #43 - hinji **User deleted account** (07/24/2013) [-]
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#35 - jimmynutz (07/24/2013) [-]
mfw I see this after reading the headlines today.
#25 - siemorecox (07/24/2013) [-]
OP.......what do you mean you don't have the source..........I have the source and I've never seen this before...........
#7 - DangerToManifold (07/23/2013) [-]
its a phone box, a tele is a tv and we don't have streets that go to such high numbers.

User avatar #36 - midgetnigger (07/24/2013) [-]
God damned sand ******* ! Beheading people and interrupting wanks! **** them!
#91 - anon (07/29/2013) [-]
No british street reaches that kind of number.

Silly americans.
#85 - thatoneangelo (07/24/2013) [-]
that went exactly where i wanted it to
User avatar #82 - ajperry (07/24/2013) [-]
Jokes on her he still wanked with the sound on.
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