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pstart thinking of Muriel from work
wwould i like to have a little in out, in out with her
scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
ahead otter to the computation machine
vit' s at
Islam it hard with me fist
EDI, -URN ON! I NEED IWANK'
an turns on
bsearch for porn
arun outside and find the nearest red phone booth
the tele and dial the pornography administrator
Ello? Her Majesty' s Pornographer Administration Centre. Who' s this callin?"
Ella I need a wank something good"
Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Kennywood Lane."
Aright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
Alight then. One moment please... And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cockhole porn."
Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
God bless her right! Cheerio"
back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
center front door
xblood is everywhere
ego into kitchen
bigheaded by muslims