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/soc/ in the UK

Not mine, don't have the source, I'm a fag.

shaving tea and trumpets with me mum
pstart thinking of Muriel from work
wwould i like to have a little in out, in out with her
scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
ahead otter to the computation machine
vit' s at
Islam it hard with me fist
EDI, -URN ON! I NEED IWANK'
an turns on
bsearch for porn
relocked
bollocks"
arun outside and find the nearest red phone booth
the tele and dial the pornography administrator
Ello? Her Majesty' s Pornographer Administration Centre. Who' s this callin?"
Ella I need a wank something good"
Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Kennywood Lane."
Aright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
******* , sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
Alight then. One moment please... And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cockhole porn."
Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
God bless her right! Cheerio"
back home before the ******* porn time runs out
center front door
xblood is everywhere
ego into kitchen
is dead
bigheaded by muslims
...
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Submitted: 07/23/2013
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User avatar #1 - voltkills (07/23/2013) [+] (20 replies)
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as a brit i can confirm this is 100% accurate
#91 - anonymous (07/29/2013) [-]
No british street reaches that kind of number.

Silly americans.
#85 - thatoneangelo ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
that went exactly where i wanted it to
User avatar #83 - foelkera (07/24/2013) [-]
>Be American
>Go to fap
>Scream Pledge of Allegience into computer
>Boots up
>Look for porn online
>Find a good video
>Begin to fap
>Video ends, about to move on to the next one
>Door breached by PRISM agents
>Obama walks in, says "Play it again"
User avatar #84 to #83 - zzforrest (07/24/2013) [-]
103.12117% accurate.
User avatar #82 - ajperry (07/24/2013) [-]
Jokes on her he still wanked with the sound on.
#80 - Chitzu (07/24/2013) [-]
OI IT'S 7 BONG.
#79 - anonymous (07/24/2013) [-]
Thou shalt all shut thine faces, true ENGLISHMEN speaketh in this manner.
#76 - steffenengan (07/24/2013) [-]
I just, wh-what?
+3
#73 - lordjordn has deleted their comment [-]
#72 - technobanana (07/24/2013) [-]
I just think this is really.... odd and who ever wrote it clearly has no idea about how we really talk, and why was she beheaded by mus- oh yeah that guy who got his head chopped off and everyone went ape **** and I was like "meh"
#60 - ohokay (07/24/2013) [-]
From the point of "in out, in out" I read the rest in his voice
User avatar #67 to #60 - DoktorHax (07/24/2013) [-]
that was such a good movie. **** yeah, cult classics. or is it arthouse?
User avatar #71 to #67 - ohokay (07/24/2013) [-]
both.
#61 to #60 - slugnugget (07/24/2013) [-]
such a stupid movie.
User avatar #63 to #61 - ohokay (07/24/2013) [-]
Well, thats your opinion
#64 to #63 - slugnugget (07/24/2013) [-]
yes, that is my opinion.
User avatar #66 to #64 - ohokay (07/24/2013) [-]
It is written bellow my original post, if anyone would like to see it, it's there
#58 - dubii (07/24/2013) [-]
*******					 porn, 						*******					 genius, especially having studied Othello this year.
******* porn, ******* genius, especially having studied Othello this year.


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**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #3100184 at Friendly ** MFW so damn true
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #3100184 at Friendly ** MFW so damn true
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User avatar #41 - kittenfarts (07/24/2013) [-]
"Shaving tea and trumpets with me mum"
******* light bulb
#47 to #41 - noteventrying (07/24/2013) [-]
"Islam it hard with me fist"
User avatar #40 - mion (07/24/2013) [-]
Well... that was... unexpected.
User avatar #36 - midgetnigger (07/24/2013) [-]
God damned sand ******* ! Beheading people and interrupting wanks! **** them!
#35 - jimmynutz (07/24/2013) [-]
mfw I see this after reading the headlines today.
#34 - RidgeRacer (07/24/2013) [-]
HFW
HFW
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