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Not mine, don't have the source, I'm a fag.

shaving tea and trumpets with me mum
pstart thinking of Muriel from work
wwould i like to have a little in out, in out with her
scuse me mum. I... I need to have a go"
ahead otter to the computation machine
vit' s at
Islam it hard with me fist
EDI, -URN ON! I NEED IWANK'
an turns on
bsearch for porn
relocked
bollocks"
arun outside and find the nearest red phone booth
the tele and dial the pornography administrator
Ello? Her Majesty' s Pornographer Administration Centre. Who' s this callin?"
Ella I need a wank something good"
Hol on there, son. You need to give me your name and residence first."
My name is Edmond Smith and I live at 3242 W. Kennywood Lane."
Aright then. And what time of porn will you be wanting to today, Mr. Smith"
Cuckold, sir. Please hurry, my pecker is about ready to burst"
Alight then. One moment please... And you are all set sir. I have given your household 10 minutes of uninterrupted access to cockhole porn."
Thank you sir! And God bless the Queen!"
God bless her right! Cheerio"
back home before the cuckold porn time runs out
center front door
xblood is everywhere
ego into kitchen
is dead
bigheaded by muslims
...
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User avatar #1 - voltkills (07/23/2013) [+] (20 replies)
stickied
as a brit i can confirm this is 100% accurate
#6 - obliviousduck (07/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"Beheaded by Muslims"    
That's so fucking true. They're everywhere..
"Beheaded by Muslims"
That's so fucking true. They're everywhere..
#8 - Shmuck (07/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
#10 - funnyjunkforlife ONLINE (07/24/2013) [+] (14 replies)
can some1 explaine why is his family beheaded supposed to be linked to muslims
is it related to a post or something? cause im muslim and i tell you we masturbate more then our cows are milked
hell i masturbate 10times a day
#17 to #10 - DamnWalmartBullets (07/24/2013) [-]
because Muslims have been chopping up British people in the streets and in their houses lately because they want Sahara law or some bullshit
#12 - elloise (07/24/2013) [-]
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#46 - kornadth (07/24/2013) [-]
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #3100184 at Friendly ** MFW so damn true
**kornadth rolled a random image posted in comment #3100184 at Friendly ** MFW so damn true
User avatar #28 - sirnigga (07/24/2013) [-]
give the brits their porn back
sincerely~murrica
#33 - cammacool (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
seriously guys it was over with 2 days ago its not going to be banned anymore
User avatar #83 - foelkera ONLINE (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>Be American
>Go to fap
>Scream Pledge of Allegience into computer
>Boots up
>Look for porn online
>Find a good video
>Begin to fap
>Video ends, about to move on to the next one
>Door breached by PRISM agents
>Obama walks in, says "Play it again"
+3
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#60 - ohokay (07/24/2013) [+] (6 replies)
From the point of "in out, in out" I read the rest in his voice
#58 - dubii (07/24/2013) [-]
Cuckold porn, fucking genius, especially having studied Othello this year.
Cuckold porn, fucking genius, especially having studied Othello this year.


#43 - lookathecomment (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #41 - kittenfarts (07/24/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Shaving tea and trumpets with me mum"
fucking light bulb
#47 to #41 - noteventrying (07/24/2013) [-]
"Islam it hard with me fist"
#35 - jimmynutz (07/24/2013) [-]
mfw I see this after reading the headlines today.
#25 - siemorecox (07/24/2013) [-]
OP.......what do you mean you don't have the source..........I have the source and I've never seen this before...........
#7 - DangerToManifold (07/23/2013) [-]
its a phone box, a tele is a tv and we don't have streets that go to such high numbers.

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User avatar #23 - spyisspy (07/24/2013) [-]
wat
#2 - whiteniggers (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
mfw everything was fine then "blood iss everywhere"
mfw everything was fine then "blood iss everywhere"
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