Life as a worm. . Oh worm K stuff I guess Hey look it' s starting to rain outside Who the an LOL T don"? even have a fan That is the best idea I' ever heard in
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Life as a worm

Oh worm
K stuff I guess
Hey look it' s
starting to rain
outside
Who the **** an
LOL T don"? even
have a fan
That is the best *******
idea I' ever heard in
all my life
Another astonishing
experience with these
amazing creatures of
mother nature
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Submitted: 07/23/2013
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#11 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
they go up on the surface because the mud gets so heavy when wet that it can crush them so they seek shelter above.


tl;dr Caution when wet
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User avatar #122 to #11 - repostpatrol (07/24/2013) [-]
that makes me feel really bad now, seeing them all drowned and **** just trying to go to a safer area
#143 to #11 - brocktox (07/24/2013) [-]
I learned something today.   
Take my thumb
I learned something today.
Take my thumb
#82 to #11 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
They will also drown if water gets into their homes.
#13 to #11 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
to avoid getting crushed they flee to the surface and..... usually get crushed

moral: worms suck
#32 to #11 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
they actually drown.
#29 to #11 - anonymouzx (07/23/2013) [-]
Who would consider the first sentence too long to read?
User avatar #30 to #29 - xortrox (07/23/2013) [-]
TL;DR
User avatar #54 to #31 - coolranchderpitos (07/23/2013) [-]
TL;DR
User avatar #43 to #29 - vissova (07/23/2013) [-]
A surprising amount of people.
#16 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
WTF, I just found out I have worms after I was at the toailet and now this?


There are worms in my anus....
User avatar #95 to #16 - demonfone (07/24/2013) [-]
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
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#45 to #16 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
you need to get a medisin called mebendazole or albendazole. Go to pharmacy or something soon as possible!
User avatar #80 to #45 - cabbagemayhem (07/24/2013) [-]
Actually, if you're so against seeing a doctor, you should at least read the related WebMD or Wikipedia articles, and compare treatments. There are usually several to choose from, and you may not like all of them.
#33 to #16 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
KILL THEM WITH CHIPOTLES
User avatar #49 to #16 - Kallie (07/23/2013) [-]
Take a shower and they'll come out to drowned and get stepped on... no?
#64 to #16 - misterbot (07/23/2013) [-]
Some Taco Bell might help you out.
#23 to #16 - crazyolitis (07/23/2013) [-]
I had them when I was little, For some reason I liked eating sand. Some species can eat through your colon, if they become too many. Scared the **** out of me when I was little.
#20 to #16 - junkk ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #68 to #16 - imahugecunt (07/23/2013) [-]
Apparently most humans have a certain (small) amount of parasitic worms in their guts, and ALL cats and dogs do, whether they are wormed reguarly or not!
#110 to #68 - John Cena (07/24/2013) [-]
most?
User avatar #24 to #16 - willindor (07/23/2013) [-]
That's why you don't **** corpses or be ****** by them.
User avatar #26 to #16 - minsheme (07/23/2013) [-]
Lightly tap your asshole, the worms assume the tapping is rain and come up to the surface.
User avatar #14 - minsheme (07/23/2013) [-]
What's cool about this is that if you tap lightly on the soil for a few seconds they'll come to the surface because they assume the tapping is rain. Worm life is cool as **** .
User avatar #35 to #14 - europe (07/23/2013) [-]
Yes, many birds have learned this trick as well
#41 to #14 - nightstar (07/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #42 to #41 - minsheme (07/23/2013) [-]
They're dancing, I guess you could say they're doing the worm
#38 - unicornmangina (07/23/2013) [-]
I still have this book
User avatar #39 to #38 - poniesnstuff (07/23/2013) [-]
Good
#44 - bjay (07/23/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/Paperlegend

At least give some credit, Phaggot
User avatar #79 to #44 - thalfak (07/24/2013) [-]
Can't it's Phanact
#48 to #44 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
He can't he's a faggot
#36 - triggathepirate (07/23/2013) [-]
"But what if a worm aspired to something greater..."
#86 to #36 - satnaam (07/24/2013) [-]
GROOVY!
#126 - taylorelise (07/24/2013) [-]
I always re-bury worms after it rains   
   
I like to think of myself as their saviour..a worm Jesus
I always re-bury worms after it rains

I like to think of myself as their saviour..a worm Jesus
#25 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
Guys is it normal to poop out blood with a bunch worms in it? before that my butthole ticked a lot...
User avatar #47 to #25 - thebestpieever (07/23/2013) [-]
**** , You are perfectly healhy. I've been worried because my **** doesn't have worms in it, so is just blood.
User avatar #28 to #25 - phlombus (07/23/2013) [-]
yes
#1 - loopymoodude (07/23/2013) [-]
pretty much the most acurate ******* thing i have ever seen
User avatar #133 - thehonorwolf (07/24/2013) [-]
the reason earthworms surface during the rain is to mate. since they can't find other worms under ground they have to surface. they only surface during the rain because unlike our skin that keeps us from drying up in the sun, their skin must always be moist or they will die. so in short they're not suicidal morons, they're horny bastards.
#120 - repostpatrol (07/24/2013) [-]
the only reason this content was funny is because phanact reposted this from someone else
#121 to #120 - phanact (07/24/2013) [-]
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Your username groups you with those butthurt faggots who complain about reposts
User avatar #125 to #121 - PyroIsFiya (07/24/2013) [-]
He kinda has a point though. Like I personally don't dislike you or dislike re posts in general, but that's just me. I think he gets annoyed at you ( same with others) that the fact that you only got so many thumbs because you are "Phanact", and the fact that you do re post at times. If he is one of those "butthurt faggots" then he is a butthurt faggot, but I think the genaral source of hate is that fact stated previously. Have a good day sir.
#123 to #121 - repostpatrol (07/24/2013) [-]
its just a username
User avatar #142 - psychedeliic (07/24/2013) [-]
I read the last part in the voice of an old british gentleman on a BBC nature show.
#6 - geometric (07/23/2013) [-]
mind blown.
mind blown.
User avatar #109 - aglet (07/24/2013) [-]
they breathe through their skin so when it rains they need to surface or they'll drown.



science bitches
User avatar #116 to #109 - demonatatoo (07/24/2013) [-]
I don't know who is right, you, or ronvarone.
#136 to #116 - aglet (07/24/2013) [-]
my source is a college-level science class.   
I say college-level even though it was high school with a 			****		 teacher   
BUT I GOT TO CUT UP A 			*******		 WORM!
my source is a college-level science class.
I say college-level even though it was high school with a **** teacher
BUT I GOT TO CUT UP A ******* WORM!
User avatar #118 to #116 - ronvarone (07/24/2013) [-]
My source is an educational cartoon about animals and stuff from PBS on Netflix.
#92 - rmoran (07/24/2013) [-]
I found this particularly amusing.
#78 - themapestree (07/24/2013) [-]
Why they really go to the surface. Paint skills are off the charts!
#18 - hadis ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #144 - TittyCinnamon (07/24/2013) [-]
you're a ******* stupid cunt phanact. way to repost somebody's OC.

******* twat.
User avatar #146 to #144 - ludislavonac ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
New Worms Revolution Trailer Something like this?
User avatar #147 to #144 - lorddarkskull (07/24/2013) [-]
has phanact ever been anything else? why does this seem to surprise you?
User avatar #151 to #147 - TittyCinnamon (07/24/2013) [-]
it doesn't i just really dislike the guy and i want him to know that.
#141 - pikininja (07/24/2013) [-]
Pretty sure they come up for air. I mean, they don't have gills or anything. :/
#134 - spicycuscus (07/24/2013) [-]
huzah
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