Funniest Joke Ever!. this is a classic joke!(i uploaded this like 2 years ago so i'm not sure if this is a repost but i'm guessing it's not). v’ adeline and a H

Funniest Joke Ever!

this is a classic joke!(i uploaded this like 2 years ago so i'm not sure if this is a repost but i'm guessing it's not)

v’ adeline and a Harley,,.,,
guy wanted to buy a motorcycle. ti,, ege''
y He doesn' t have much luck until, one day; he comes across A Harley with a
y ‘for sale/ sign on it.
bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
y It is shiny and In absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he Kept it in such great
condition for 10 years.
Well, it' s quite simple, really,' says the seller, ‘whenever the bike is
outside and it' s going to rain, rub 1/ adeline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain.‘ And he hands Bubba a jar of Vaseline.
night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to Meet her parents.
y Naturally, they take the bike there.
just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and Says, ‘I have to
y tell you something about my family before
go in,.,. When we eat dinner, we don' t talk. In fact, the First person who
says anything during dinner has to do the
No problem,' he says. And in they go.
Bubba is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living Room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes,,
y In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up On the stairs, in
y the corridor,
y Everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a Word.
I' wwe dinner progresses, Bubba decides to take advantage of the Situation.
y So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word.
y So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody Says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws Her on the table,
and has his way with her, in front of Her parents face,
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously Livid, and her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but No one says a word.
He looks at her mom. She/ s got a great body,' he thinks,,
y So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and Has his way with
y her every which way right there on the Dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but Still, Total
yall of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it Starts to rain.
remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of 1/ Vaseline From his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts,
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User avatar #9 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
The genius in this joke is how soon I forgot about the motorcycle and vasaline.
#1 - I Am Monkey (07/23/2013) [+] (7 replies)
#4 - urapooper (07/23/2013) [-]
that was great
that was great
#7 - losers (07/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I've been on this site since it started, and god damn if this wasn't the first time I've heard this joke.
#17 - sobir (07/23/2013) [-]
#25 - gotbannedicusvile (07/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#46 - teranin ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Nice one, Bubba
User avatar #21 - trogdorrules (07/23/2013) [-]
Jesus, I can't imagine how terrible that house must smell with all those dirty dishes laying around.
#16 - emberstar (07/23/2013) [-]
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#30 - niketheassassin ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
OP you glorious bastard, this is the best joke ever
#26 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Okay you can't speak right

so what's stopping the dad from just punching him in the face without saying a word?
User avatar #36 to #26 - ilovehitler (07/23/2013) [-]
Probably the fact that doing that would ruin the joke.
#20 - dbBlues (07/23/2013) [-]
Damn this is clever
Damn this is clever
#34 - serterazi (07/23/2013) [-]
I expected the guy to fail :|
#32 - alphanet (07/23/2013) [+] (20 replies)
funny as hell! +1
+1 for you OP, Good job!
#15 - doktorandus (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#14 - gamerfan (07/23/2013) [-]
funniest post i read in a while
funniest post i read in a while
#12 - taylorelise (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh lawd
#6 - iwebby (07/23/2013) [-]
That was wonderful. Just pure wonderful.
That was wonderful. Just pure wonderful.
#24 - jamesisawesome (07/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #11 - zhayce (07/23/2013) [-]
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