Funniest Joke Ever!. this is a classic joke!(i uploaded this like 2 years ago so i'm not sure if this is a repost but i'm guessing it's not). v’ adeline and a H Funniest Joke Ever! this is a classic joke!(i uploaded like 2 years ago so i'm not sure if repost but guessing it's not) v’ adeline and H
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Funniest Joke Ever!. this is a classic joke!(i uploaded this like 2 years ago so i'm not sure if this is a repost but i'm guessing it's not). v’ adeline and a H

this is a classic joke!(i uploaded this like 2 years ago so i'm not sure if this is a repost but i'm guessing it's not)

v’ adeline and a Harley,,.,,
guy wanted to buy a motorcycle. ti,, ege''
y He doesn' t have much luck until, one day; he comes across A Harley with a
y ‘for sale/ sign on it.
bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
y It is shiny and In absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he Kept it in such great
condition for 10 years.
Well, it' s quite simple, really,' says the seller, ‘whenever the bike is
outside and it' s going to rain, rub 1/ adeline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain.‘ And he hands Bubba a jar of Vaseline.
night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to Meet her parents.
y Naturally, they take the bike there.
just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and Says, ‘I have to
y tell you something about my family before
go in,.,. When we eat dinner, we don' t talk. In fact, the First person who
says anything during dinner has to do the
Dishes.‘
No problem,' he says. And in they go.
Bubba is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living Room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes,,
y In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up On the stairs, in
y the corridor,
y Everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a Word.
I' wwe dinner progresses, Bubba decides to take advantage of the Situation.
y So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word.
y So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody Says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws Her on the table,
and has his way with her, in front of Her parents face,
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously Livid, and her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but No one says a word.
He looks at her mom. She/ s got a great body,' he thinks,,
y So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and Has his way with
y her every which way right there on the Dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but Still, Total
silence.
yall of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it Starts to rain.
remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of 1/ Vaseline From his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts,
Starts
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#9 - demandsgayversion
Reply +75
(07/23/2013) [-]
The genius in this joke is how soon I forgot about the motorcycle and vasaline.
#1 - I Am Monkey
Reply +51
(07/23/2013) [-]
#2 to #1 - anon
Reply 0
(07/23/2013) [-]
^
#3 to #2 - drjake
Reply +5
(07/23/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk equivalent of "IM SO DONE"
#5 to #3 - iwebby
Reply +2
(07/23/2013) [-]
LOL XDDD GET OUT XDD
#19 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(07/23/2013) [-]
shut up
#23 to #19 - iwebby
Reply 0
(07/23/2013) [-]
I was making fun of people who say ''get out''
#37 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(07/23/2013) [-]
Or cancer
or jimmy rustling.
#50 to #1 - dmagen
Reply 0
(07/23/2013) [-]
monkeys can't understand human jokes because they are intellectually inferior
#4 - urapooper
Reply +35
(07/23/2013) [-]
that was great
that was great
#7 - losers
Reply +31
(07/23/2013) [-]
I've been on this site since it started, and god damn if this wasn't the first time I've heard this joke.
#10 to #7 - Einsty
Reply 0
(07/23/2013) [-]
Then why are you so white?
#13 to #10 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE
Reply +2
(07/23/2013) [-]
>blueness of text =/= oldness
if you haven't been banned a few times you're not really an oldfag yourself.
Also, people didn't instantly make an account.
#29 to #13 - Riukanojutsu
Reply +1
(07/23/2013) [-]
Ive never been perma banned because I dont want to loose my accoutn

does that make me less of an old er fag? no not really.
#31 to #29 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE
Reply +1
(07/23/2013) [-]
Not really, but back in the day, black daddy was ******* nuts.
He'd ban you for saying 'South Korea is cool'. It was funny at first, but the 20th time someone was permabanned as a joke, it wasn't.
Only people I've seen who haven't been banned are either inactive most of the time or kiss up to black daddy.
#33 to #31 - Riukanojutsu
Reply 0
(07/23/2013) [-]
Thats what you get for paying attention to black daddy.
#22 to #13 - ilovemyguns
Reply 0
(07/23/2013) [-]
I've been banned like 6 times now at this point.
#70 to #10 - losers
Reply 0
(07/23/2013) [-]
This is just a different account. I have another thats been on here since...2008 or so.
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#18 to #7 - wersand
Reply 0
(07/23/2013) [-]
So this was the first time reading this joke?
#17 - sobir ONLINE
Reply +21
(07/23/2013) [-]
#25 - gotbannedicusvile
Reply +9
(07/23/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#28 to #25 - dashandsmash
Reply +1
(07/23/2013) [-]
Seems like your having problems with your boner here. I had the same problems with my boner when I first got it, but now we have a strong understanding of what's right and what is wrong.
#35 to #28 - infiniteduress
Reply +1
(07/23/2013) [-]
>when you first got it
>when you first got it
#45 to #25 - Shadow Guardian
Reply +1
(07/23/2013) [-]
#46 - teranin ONLINE
Reply +7
(07/23/2013) [-]
Nice one, Bubba
#21 - trogdorrules
Reply +7
(07/23/2013) [-]
Jesus, I can't imagine how terrible that house must smell with all those dirty dishes laying around.
#16 - emberstar
Reply +6
(07/23/2013) [-]
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#30 - niketheassassin
Reply +5
(07/23/2013) [-]
OP you glorious bastard, this is the best joke ever