Funniest Joke Ever!. this is a classic joke!(i uploaded this like 2 years ago so i'm not sure if this is a repost but i'm guessing it's not). v’ adeline and a H

Funniest Joke Ever!

Funniest Joke Ever!. this is a classic joke!(i uploaded this like 2 years ago so i'm not sure if this is a repost but i'm guessing it's not). v’ adeline and a H

this is a classic joke!(i uploaded this like 2 years ago so i'm not sure if this is a repost but i'm guessing it's not)

v’ adeline and a Harley,,.,,
guy wanted to buy a motorcycle. ti,, ege''
y He doesn' t have much luck until, one day; he comes across A Harley with a
y ‘for sale/ sign on it.
bike seems even better than a new one, although it is 10 years old.
y It is shiny and In absolute mint condition.
He immediately buys it, and asks the seller how he Kept it in such great
condition for 10 years.
Well, it' s quite simple, really,' says the seller, ‘whenever the bike is
outside and it' s going to rain, rub 1/ adeline on the chrome.
It protects it from the rain.‘ And he hands Bubba a jar of Vaseline.
night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invites him over to Meet her parents.
y Naturally, they take the bike there.
just before they enter the house, Sandra stops him and Says, ‘I have to
y tell you something about my family before
go in,.,. When we eat dinner, we don' t talk. In fact, the First person who
says anything during dinner has to do the
No problem,' he says. And in they go.
Bubba is shocked. Right smack in the middle of the living Room is a huge
stack of dirty dishes,,
y In the kitchen is another huge stack of dishes. Piled up On the stairs, in
y the corridor,
y Everywhere he looks, dirty dishes.
sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a Word.
I' wwe dinner progresses, Bubba decides to take advantage of the Situation.
y So he leans over and kisses Sandra. No one says a word.
y So he reaches over and fondles her breasts. Still, nobody Says a word.
So he stands up, grabs her, rips her clothes off, throws Her on the table,
and has his way with her, in front of Her parents face,
His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously Livid, and her
mom horrified when he sits back down, but No one says a word.
He looks at her mom. She/ s got a great body,' he thinks,,
y So he grabs the mom, bends her over the dinner table, and Has his way with
y her every which way right there on the Dinner table.
Now his girlfriend is furious and her dad is boiling, but Still, Total
yall of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it Starts to rain.
remembers his bike, so he pulls the jar of 1/ Vaseline From his pocket.
Suddenly the father backs away from the table and shouts,
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User avatar #9 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
The genius in this joke is how soon I forgot about the motorcycle and vasaline.
#4 - urapooper (07/23/2013) [-]
that was great
that was great
#7 - losers (07/23/2013) [-]
I've been on this site since it started, and god damn if this wasn't the first time I've heard this joke.
User avatar #10 to #7 - Einsty (07/23/2013) [-]
Then why are you so white?
User avatar #13 to #10 - therealtjthemedic (07/23/2013) [-]
>blueness of text =/= oldness
if you haven't been banned a few times you're not really an oldfag yourself.
Also, people didn't instantly make an account.
User avatar #29 to #13 - Riukanojutsu (07/23/2013) [-]
Ive never been perma banned because I dont want to loose my accoutn

does that make me less of an old er fag? no not really.
User avatar #31 to #29 - therealtjthemedic (07/23/2013) [-]
Not really, but back in the day, black daddy was ******* nuts.
He'd ban you for saying 'South Korea is cool'. It was funny at first, but the 20th time someone was permabanned as a joke, it wasn't.
Only people I've seen who haven't been banned are either inactive most of the time or kiss up to black daddy.
User avatar #33 to #31 - Riukanojutsu (07/23/2013) [-]
Thats what you get for paying attention to black daddy.
User avatar #22 to #13 - ilovemyguns (07/23/2013) [-]
I've been banned like 6 times now at this point.
User avatar #70 to #10 - losers (07/23/2013) [-]
This is just a different account. I have another thats been on here since...2008 or so.
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User avatar #18 to #7 - wersand (07/23/2013) [-]
So this was the first time reading this joke?
#50 to #1 - dmagen (07/23/2013) [-]
monkeys can't understand human jokes because they are intellectually inferior
#2 to #1 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #3 to #2 - drjake (07/23/2013) [-]
Funnyjunk equivalent of "IM SO DONE"
User avatar #5 to #3 - iwebby (07/23/2013) [-]
#19 to #5 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
shut up
User avatar #23 to #19 - iwebby (07/23/2013) [-]
I was making fun of people who say ''get out''
#37 to #3 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
Or cancer
or jimmy rustling.
#17 - sobir (07/23/2013) [-]
#46 - teranin (07/23/2013) [-]
Nice one, Bubba
User avatar #21 - trogdorrules (07/23/2013) [-]
Jesus, I can't imagine how terrible that house must smell with all those dirty dishes laying around.
#16 - emberstar (07/23/2013) [-]
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#30 - niketheassassin (07/23/2013) [-]
OP you glorious bastard, this is the best joke ever
#28 to #25 - dashandsmash (07/23/2013) [-]
Seems like your having problems with your boner here. I had the same problems with my boner when I first got it, but now we have a strong understanding of what's right and what is wrong.
#35 to #28 - infiniteduress (07/23/2013) [-]
>when you first got it
>when you first got it
#20 - dbBlues (07/23/2013) [-]
Damn this is clever
Damn this is clever
#32 - alphanet (07/23/2013) [-]
funny as hell! +1
+1 for you OP, Good job!
#51 to #49 - suckittrebek (07/23/2013) [-]
I thought I had another where he was being electrocuted.. Guess I didn't then.. Have this instead!
#52 to #51 - alphanet (07/23/2013) [-]
too bad, i think i have a few more here
#54 to #53 - alphanet (07/23/2013) [-]
and i should have 1 more
#55 to #54 - suckittrebek (07/23/2013) [-]
#59 to #57 - suckittrebek (07/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
You're welcome!
#60 to #59 - alphanet (07/23/2013) [-]
oh gnarly
oh gnarly
#62 to #61 - alphanet (07/23/2013) [-]
i can play that game
#69 to #68 - alphanet (07/23/2013) [-]
welp last one for today, but i had fun    
see ya later!
welp last one for today, but i had fun
see ya later!
#15 - doktorandus (07/23/2013) [-]
#14 - gamerfan (07/23/2013) [-]
funniest post i read in a while
funniest post i read in a while
#12 - taylorelise (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh lawd
#6 - iwebby (07/23/2013) [-]
That was wonderful. Just pure wonderful.
That was wonderful. Just pure wonderful.
#34 - serterazi (07/23/2013) [-]
I expected the guy to fail :|
#39 - mattdoggy (07/23/2013) [-]
Absolutely lost it
9/10 OP you magnificent bastard
#24 - jamesisawesome (07/23/2013) [-]
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