Subway Pls. all i wanted was a footlong what did i do wrong. Matt Corby Ir Subway subway we respond. Imagine 11-inch subway. Sounds like a dick fest in a train station.
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#20 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
someone actually sued subway because of this once. Lost the case though.
User avatar #74 to #20 - weenieandthebutt (07/23/2013) [-]
At least it's no where near as ridiculous as that trash mum who sued Nutella because she was somehow mislead that it was 'healthy'. Seriously, how dense can seriously one get! People really need to be educated more on nutrition.
User avatar #3 - moffe (07/22/2013) [-]
If I remember correctly, a "footong" is actually a brand name rather than the actual length of the sub.
#4 to #3 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
which is funny because i wonder how long their "6 inch" actually is.
#5 to #4 - hamfj (07/23/2013) [-]
in the picture, it is about 5.5 in
#17 to #5 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
whoa, its the same length as my 6 inch.
User avatar #31 to #3 - YoDawgWeHeard (07/23/2013) [-]
Only after they were threatened with lawsuit for false advertisement. They use to advertise it as a sandwich that was 12 inches long, but now it's just a brand name for their sandwiches, at only 11-11.5 inches long
User avatar #61 to #31 - mattseven (07/23/2013) [-]
In french Canada, we have an ad that says repeatedly "12 pouces, 5 dollars" which means "12 inches, 5 dollars"
#46 to #3 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
Yeah, I love my foo tongs.
#22 to #3 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
In the commercials they say "Foot long" not footong
User avatar #96 - zerodate (07/23/2013) [-]
Subway does not sell foot long subs it sells "footlongs"™ this is technically a made up term and can be whatever the **** they want it too.
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User avatar #84 to #82 - freshlikeuhhhhhh (07/23/2013) [-]
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freedom tastes good
#98 to #97 - finblob (07/23/2013) [-]
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#99 to #98 - deathklokiller (07/23/2013) [-]
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#100 to #99 - finblob (07/23/2013) [-]
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do I look like I care
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That's 4 ***** too many.
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that was really fitting actually.
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#132 to #113 - teranin ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
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#137 to #132 - finblob (07/23/2013) [-]
here have this, it made me laugh. You deserve it.
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#119 to #87 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
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#26 - thewazabro (07/23/2013) [-]
Imagine 11-inch subway. Sounds like a dick fest in a train station.
Imagine 11-inch subway. Sounds like a dick fest in a train station.
User avatar #65 to #26 - chthulhu (07/23/2013) [-]
5$ footlong isn't any better
User avatar #29 to #26 - hockeycrazysteve ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
don't thumb this guy down... he's obviously high.
User avatar #40 to #29 - skiskate (07/23/2013) [-]
Why else would he use a gif of phanact
#122 to #29 - thewazabro (07/23/2013) [-]
Is it bad if I'm not high?
Is it bad if I'm not high?
User avatar #81 - fuzzum (07/23/2013) [-]
Does anyone else remember this is like growing on 6 months? Or a year old?

Subway already responded, and and apologized publicly for this. They went into stores and made sure the footlong sandwiches were in fact a foot long.

They however, have not apologized for skimping on everything but ultra cheap sauces and charging you a dollar extra for 1 extra slice of meat.


The reason I won't go to subway isn't the lack of length of bread, it's the fact I'm getting like $2 in actual meats and cheeses and being charged $3 for the rest.
User avatar #39 - brenton (07/23/2013) [-]
I call conspiracy. He clearly cut an inch off the inner side of the left half to intentionally displease the Subway overlords.
#50 to #39 - dontknowmeatall (07/23/2013) [-]
It's divided in exactly the alf point. He would have to be really obsessed to measure a half inch in each side, cut it and fold the paper over it so it looks like just opened. But I'll thumb you up because I like the word 'overlord'.
User avatar #53 to #50 - brenton (07/23/2013) [-]
I know, it was a very poor attempt at a joke, sorry. I swear I have good ones every once in a while.
User avatar #42 - niklamacz (07/23/2013) [-]
For all fellow europeans... the "footlong" sub is only 11 inches long while it should be exactly 12 inches (= 1 foot) long
#49 to #42 - dontknowmeatall (07/23/2013) [-]
and latin americans, and asians, and literally anyone whose country was never occupied by Great Britain (Including, obviously, Great Britain).
#51 to #49 - niklamacz (07/23/2013) [-]
Well...
User avatar #52 to #49 - niklamacz (07/23/2013) [-]
I think that Liberia has never been occupied by GB
#38 - tastycartel (07/23/2013) [-]
Most likey subway would argue: the dough was 12" when we put ig in the oven
User avatar #8 - vortexrain ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Bread cooks, bread loses water, and shrinks. It might have been 12 inches before it was cooked, but shrank in the toaster.
#11 to #8 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
...Bread expands as you bake it...
User avatar #28 to #11 - HellzReap (07/23/2013) [-]
As someone who actually works at Subway, I can confirm this. Sometime during the retardation process of the bread (That's where you cool the dough before popping it in the oven,) the baker ****** it up and didn't let it completely thaw. That's the reason the bread is slightly shorter. We normally have a thirteen inch proof we use to model the bread.
#15 to #11 - iRetaliate (07/23/2013) [-]
God dammit, anon. See, it's not that you said something COMPLETELY stupid, but it's still wrong and you act like you're so damn sure of yourself.
#18 to #15 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
TBH I didn't even make it through to where he actually used the word toast.

Cooking bread = baking bread = expansion of dough.
Toasting bread = ******* TOASTING the bread and drying it out.

Interestingly, the amount that Subway toasts their baguettes us insufficient to cause any noticeable loss of volume.
#27 to #15 - disturbedmaster (07/23/2013) [-]
damn it to hell i red that line in his voice
#12 to #11 - atzgee (07/23/2013) [-]
anon sometimes it's better to be quiet
#69 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
to all people who say it's a brand name they do ask you of you want a 6 inch or a 12 inch sub before ordering, therefore it isn't what you ordered
User avatar #23 - darcandkharg (07/23/2013) [-]
Looks like it's squished together. Since there's one of those clear subway bags on the left, I'm guessing they carry it somewhere else. With the way the bags are designed, the sub was standing straight up and gravity took over from there while they walked, causing the footlong to become squished, thus smaller than a foot.
User avatar #45 - lietuvisss (07/23/2013) [-]
Ok i work at subway i can take this.

Matt Corby what i always say to my customers to this question is life is noot perfect so is the bread deal with it we try to make it as long as possible at least i do, but it's a fast food franchise we want it to be faster not always it works out that speed goes along with quality.
User avatar #54 to #45 - turntablethepony (07/23/2013) [-]
Thank you and Amen

Sincerely,
A fellow subway employee
User avatar #78 to #54 - Gnome (07/23/2013) [-]
I used to work at a subway (the franchise owner was a dick) and people would complain that i had their footlong at then end not exactly in half, i'm sorry i didn't cut it 6 and 6 but 5 3/4 and 61/4 would you like a cookie and some tissues also you end up with bread that gets mashed in a bag generally vertically before being eaten therefore being curshed into midget footlong
User avatar #112 to #78 - turntablethepony (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh god, my sides.

But I work in an amusement park subway now so that means: No Toaster ergo no steak, chicken, what the **** ever sans meatballs and chicken terayki. But also no foot longs or heated subs AND our prices are doubled. I get bitched at by every single person and I work with all Chinese people and like some Ukrainians and Colombians. Lastly, every Indian guy hows up and orders 6-12 subs and asks for veggie patties like 14 times before comprehending the fact we don't toast.

Tl;dr Food service blows.
User avatar #56 to #45 - angrypapagenu (07/23/2013) [-]
I also work at subway and I hear jokes referring to this soooo many times a day. Quite annoying actually.
#57 to #45 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
It's false advertisement though, just don't put "Foot long" on the menu then, or have it say approximately somewhere.

If I pay for a foot long, I expect a foot long.
User avatar #66 to #57 - lietuvisss (07/23/2013) [-]
Well as i said i try to make it as long as possible but the forms are equaly foot long so if the bread is streched to match it might get out of shape during the proofing or the baking and once it's proofed you have to be careful not to touch it because it will fall.
#60 to #57 - scantoz (07/23/2013) [-]
The sub could have been squished. The bread was once a 12 inches but in the real world. **** happens.
User avatar #58 to #57 - slugnugget (07/23/2013) [-]
Its a "Footlong" not a Foot long.

They have done nothing wrong.
User avatar #19 - mrhighguy (07/23/2013) [-]
As someone who has worked at subway. it depends on how the person makes the bread.
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User avatar #117 to #44 - esmebuffay (07/23/2013) [-]
I eat the ends first because they're my least favorite (which is also how I eat hotdogs and a variety of other cylindrical foods) but I would never leave perfectly good food. Dat ain't how my mama raised me.
User avatar #64 to #44 - retrotroglodyte (07/23/2013) [-]
i've never in my life seen someone not eat the ends
#70 to #44 - schizoidfreak (07/23/2013) [-]
How can you not eat the end of the sub...especially when its TOASTED!!! OM NOM NOM NOMS!!!!
#125 to #70 - haunterbrony (07/23/2013) [-]
Here, have a larger version.
#127 to #125 - schizoidfreak (07/23/2013) [-]
Thank you sir!!!
User avatar #142 to #127 - dragonax (07/24/2013) [-]
You need a larger bro fist picture too
User avatar #73 to #70 - loomiss ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #63 - nortledrones (07/23/2013) [-]
Am I the only one that thinks that the only good thing about subway is their cookies? I think the sandwiches are ******* gross.
User avatar #72 to #63 - loomiss ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
TBH they are my favorite like fast food place
Well tied with chipotle
#139 to #72 - nortledrones (07/24/2013) [-]
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CHIPOTLE IS NOT FAST FOOD, IT IS THE GLORIOUS HAVEN OF CHAMPIONS. ONLY THE CULINARY MASTER-RACE EAT THERE!
User avatar #140 to #139 - loomiss ONLINE (07/24/2013) [-]
Ehh..
User avatar #141 to #140 - nortledrones (07/24/2013) [-]
I know, chipotle is a bit pricey.
User avatar #83 to #63 - schneidend (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm currently working in a Publix deli, so Subway's meat seems really ****** to me now compared to the delicious **** I cut up every day. Still, Subway's going to be way better for you than most other fast food options, and some of their sandwiches are really tasty.
#93 - ShockedNazi (07/23/2013) [-]
as a subway employee that hates his job im glad to be seeing this    
   
   
   
   
inb4 hurr durr your're a guy that makes sammichs
as a subway employee that hates his job im glad to be seeing this




inb4 hurr durr your're a guy that makes sammichs
User avatar #120 to #93 - ilovehitler (07/23/2013) [-]
Making sammiches is a noble and honorable job. Where would the world be without sammiches?
#133 to #120 - ShockedNazi (07/23/2013) [-]
i constantly get bashed for being a man that makes sammichs





you bring me great honor


User avatar #48 - Wartottle (07/23/2013) [-]
They can legally call it a footlong because its trademarked.
#1 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
How much is that in reasonable numbers?
#80 to #1 - snaresinger (07/23/2013) [-]
I don't care where you live, you use the same numbers. I'm assuming your problem is with the Imperial measuring system, and in response to that, I'd like to say that while I like Metric too, I don't shoehorn it into every conversation with numbers like an annoying prick. And again, you've just insulted numbers, which doesn't make sense. If you're going to satirize something, you have to do it intelligently. Otherwise, you just defeat yourself.
I don't care where you live, you use the same numbers. I'm assuming your problem is with the Imperial measuring system, and in response to that, I'd like to say that while I like Metric too, I don't shoehorn it into every conversation with numbers like an annoying prick. And again, you've just insulted numbers, which doesn't make sense. If you're going to satirize something, you have to do it intelligently. Otherwise, you just defeat yourself.
#126 to #1 - furiousmarshmellow (07/23/2013) [-]
0.305556 yards.   
   
   
   
Better?
0.305556 yards.



Better?
#30 to #1 - pimpinpenguin (07/23/2013) [-]
**** your reasonable numbers, we measure our sandwiches with freedom
#62 to #30 - realgamergurgus (07/23/2013) [-]
You measure in body parts ._.
#105 to #62 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
you measure with things that i put money into to park.
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#86 to #30 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
just die
#6 to #1 - mrmilk (07/23/2013) [-]
i wish i was raised with the metric system
it makes so much more sense

but i cant visualize it because i wasnt raised with it
god damn it
#10 to #1 - quazyjash (07/23/2013) [-]
About 3 teacups long.

#16 to #1 - iRetaliate (07/23/2013) [-]
In this context, measuring in metric is unreasonable as all 			****		.   
   
Oh pip pip, cheerio my footlong sub is only 28 centimeters! Golly, guvnah, this sho is quite a pickle.
In this context, measuring in metric is unreasonable as all **** .

Oh pip pip, cheerio my footlong sub is only 28 centimeters! Golly, guvnah, this sho is quite a pickle.
#32 to #16 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
Wat? you do realise Britain uses imperial as well?
#36 to #32 - drevv (07/23/2013) [-]
The metric system is in official use within the United Kingdom for most applications
User avatar #2 to #1 - karvarausku ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
28cm
#24 to #1 - tabarzins (07/23/2013) [-]
It's called a footlong and you're asking for metric?
User avatar #43 to #24 - askafj (07/23/2013) [-]
How long is a foot then?
User avatar #71 to #43 - StumpDawg (07/23/2013) [-]
1/3 of a yard
User avatar #75 to #43 - retentions (07/23/2013) [-]
about the length of your foot
#7 to #1 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
2 white dicks long.
User avatar #14 to #7 - losers (07/23/2013) [-]
White guy here. It checks out.
User avatar #79 to #14 - walkerjam (07/23/2013) [-]
I can confirm I am white dick.
#130 to #14 - foxxywithpaws (07/23/2013) [-]
Funny, I'm getting 1.7 white dicks long.
#21 to #7 - lesmiserables (07/23/2013) [-]
3


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#37 to #7 - jakols (07/23/2013) [-]
as a white guy myself i must say...
User avatar #25 to #7 - areialview (07/23/2013) [-]
This makes me wonder how long my dick is, I should measure it the next time I fap
#34 to #25 - lesmiserables (07/23/2013) [-]
Is it even possible to not have measured your dick? I can't remember a point in my life where I hadn't done it.
#76 to #7 - snaresinger (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh 			****		 me I lol'd
Oh **** me I lol'd
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