TFW ordering pizza. . me: hi Pd like to place an pram okay what can i get for you me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right? my empty apartme
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TFW ordering pizza

me: hi Pd like to place an pram
okay what can i get for you
me: uhm hold on, hey babe you wanted
a large pepperoni right?
my empty
apartment:
me: yeah we' ll get a large pepperoni
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Submitted: 07/22/2013
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User avatar #5 - wellimnotsure (07/23/2013) [+] (9 replies)
At least you have an empty apartment, I still live with my mom...
User avatar #1 - romanprinsonerr (07/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Key & Peele: Pizza Order
#16 - motherfuckingkenji (07/23/2013) [+] (5 replies)
This actually pisses me off when people do this.   
If you're going to order a pizza, don't call and THEN discuss the order with others, even if they don't exist. That wastes time. Maybe there's a pizza behind me that's waiting to get cut but I can't because your stupid ass didn't do the smart thing and figure out what the 						****					 you want beforehand.   
Also, when the first sentence I say into the phone when I answer it is asking whether you want to pick it up or have it delivered, you don't 						*******					 say "Yeah, I wanna order a pizza." and then immediately begin telling me what you want and 						****					 without answering my question.   
And 						****					 your half-Taco-half-Supreme pizza that you decided to order 10 minutes before we shut the ovens off. If you do that, I hope you go to the special place in Hell reserved for you along with child molesters and people who talk at the movie theater.   
   
   
TL;DR 						****					 EVERYTHING
This actually pisses me off when people do this.
If you're going to order a pizza, don't call and THEN discuss the order with others, even if they don't exist. That wastes time. Maybe there's a pizza behind me that's waiting to get cut but I can't because your stupid ass didn't do the smart thing and figure out what the **** you want beforehand.
Also, when the first sentence I say into the phone when I answer it is asking whether you want to pick it up or have it delivered, you don't ******* say "Yeah, I wanna order a pizza." and then immediately begin telling me what you want and **** without answering my question.
And **** your half-Taco-half-Supreme pizza that you decided to order 10 minutes before we shut the ovens off. If you do that, I hope you go to the special place in Hell reserved for you along with child molesters and people who talk at the movie theater.


TL;DR **** EVERYTHING
#10 - hinji **User deleted account** (07/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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Are there really people doing this?
User avatar #15 - pvtgoblin (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
gpoy

Only the last 4 seconds are important
User avatar #24 - tinglyturtletaint (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Key & Peele: Pizza Order

Never been more relevant
#20 - fabelousnagger (07/23/2013) [+] (3 replies)
for love of god, if it is hard ro remember what you order just write it down beforehand

nothing is greater than to stand in a bussy day and need to wait on ann asshole to figure out if he want the pepperoni up his ass or in hs mouth
User avatar #30 - ssjkirby (07/23/2013) [+] (1 reply)
>2013
>ordering pizza by phone

ordering it online is easier and you can save money by looking at the coupons
#25 - bobburrito (07/23/2013) [-]
**bobburrito rolled a random image posted in comment #442759 at Pokemon **
**bobburrito rolled a random image posted in comment #442759 at Pokemon **
+1
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User avatar #36 - basicargentinian (07/23/2013) [-]
god dammit I do this every time i'm going to stuff my face with ridiculous amounts of pizza
User avatar #14 - dapape (07/23/2013) [-]
Like the pizza guy gives a **** about you specifically.
User avatar #12 - KevinPutt (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
hello i would like a chiz pizza
would you like chiz on your chiz pizza
i would like chiz on my chiz pizza
would you pike pizza
no
chiz
User avatar #42 to #12 - jakerszzzz (07/23/2013) [-]
I get it.
User avatar #4 - articulate (07/23/2013) [-]
This is good. I am now wanting to try this.
#2 - sixtyniningirls (07/23/2013) [-]
I had a feel. a big feely feel.
#38 - unclejungle (07/23/2013) [-]
I have no suitable emotion to explain my pity for such a man as this; so here, have a manically shaking black  man.
I have no suitable emotion to explain my pity for such a man as this; so here, have a manically shaking black man.
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#23 - herbolifee (07/23/2013) [-]
Sorry but that's really, REALLY pathetic. Even as a joke.
Sorry but that's really, REALLY pathetic. Even as a joke.
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