Realistically This Is What Would Happen. .. Threw a dart at the map on my wall, looks like I'm visiting Cyrodil funny
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User avatar #5 - dedaluminus (07/23/2013) [-]
Threw a dart at the map on my wall, looks like I'm visiting Cyrodil
User avatar #38 to #5 - brothergrimm ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
to whiterun! away!
#87 to #5 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
Same here.
User avatar #48 to #5 - lorkhan (07/23/2013) [-]
I just did the same, off to Markarth I am!
User avatar #140 to #48 - bluslenderman (07/23/2013) [-]
i'll meet you there
User avatar #9 to #5 - delphine (07/23/2013) [-]
nice. i threw one and it looks like i'm visiting Gondor
User avatar #10 to #9 - dedaluminus (07/23/2013) [-]
Functional differences between Middle Earth and Tamriel: Effectively none.
User avatar #11 to #10 - delphine (07/23/2013) [-]
either way, it's going to be crawling with orcs and goblinses.
User avatar #12 to #11 - dedaluminus (07/23/2013) [-]
Let's both go to Cyrodil. It's easier to be a wizard in Cyrodil.
User avatar #13 to #12 - delphine (07/23/2013) [-]
This is true. Being a wizard isn't as much pressure.
User avatar #14 to #13 - dedaluminus (07/23/2013) [-]
Which is the best school of magic? I think it's conjuration.
User avatar #139 to #14 - bluslenderman (07/23/2013) [-]
i'm with you on that
User avatar #15 to #14 - delphine (07/23/2013) [-]
Personally I'm a fan of frenzy spells so I'm gonna have to go with illusion on that.
User avatar #17 to #15 - dedaluminus (07/23/2013) [-]
Of course, nothing is as overpowered as stealth+bow. Especially considering the attention span of a guard who has been shot is about ten seconds.
User avatar #19 to #17 - delphine (07/23/2013) [-]
*guard shot* "HHHHGGGBLARG!!!! Wait, what was that!?? Hmmf. Guess it was just my mind playing tricks on me."
User avatar #20 to #19 - dedaluminus (07/23/2013) [-]
My favorite was the guard who regenerated himself with restoration magic in that one mages guild quest. I put about 150 arrows into him before he died. ************ looked like a pincushion, but he never found me.
User avatar #21 to #20 - delphine (07/23/2013) [-]
that makes they skyrim guards seem like complete sissies.
User avatar #23 to #21 - dedaluminus (07/23/2013) [-]
Stealth is THE overpowered perk tree in Skyrim. With that assassin's blade perk that gives a 15x bonus to dagger damage from stealth, and the one-handed tree upgraded to max damage, I could one-shot everything except elder dragons and some of the draugr deathlords.
#41 - CactusFantastico (07/23/2013) [-]
I tried it at home!
User avatar #16 - guiguito (07/23/2013) [-]
after five failed attempts to actualy hit the map, i hit pensilvanya.
i heard they have corn there.
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User avatar #43 to #16 - srskate (07/23/2013) [-]
you heard wrong
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#124 to #16 - thatweirdchick (07/23/2013) [-]
We have Philadelphia here, and Philly has an awesome art museum and science museum. We have Hershey Park, and you can ski here too
#91 to #16 - Weekendman (07/23/2013) [-]
Don't come here. It's pretty **** .
#58 to #16 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
Plenty of corn to cry in
User avatar #30 to #16 - crazypat (07/23/2013) [-]
stay with me in my 200+ year old haunted house with some cannon balls in the backyard wall and a slave cellar it will be fun. No it won't.
User avatar #40 to #30 - hitlersoneballsack (07/23/2013) [-]
I mean the cellar sounds fun
User avatar #45 to #30 - guiguito (07/23/2013) [-]
haunted houses, pfffft.
dude you are talking to the guy that killed ghosts on school bathrooms, time and place?
User avatar #31 to #30 - crazypat (07/23/2013) [-]
*cannon balls in back yard* sorry i need to proofread more or else i look even more retarded than i am.
#26 - scoobi (07/23/2013) [-]
To my son's eye, away!!
User avatar #27 - shodaihokage (07/23/2013) [-]
Landed on Mordor 0/10 would not throw again
User avatar #65 to #27 - cazabrow (07/23/2013) [-]
f....Frodo..?
User avatar #37 to #27 - evanomicfour (07/23/2013) [-]
Were you able to get in?
#53 - lolme (07/23/2013) [-]
I had a feeling there was going to be a "game" of this, so I googled "dart map throw game" and guess what I found.    
   

			
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Apperently I'm going to Zhenjiang.
I had a feeling there was going to be a "game" of this, so I googled "dart map throw game" and guess what I found.

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Apperently I'm going to Zhenjiang.
User avatar #54 to #53 - igenatius (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm going to the Hudson Bay.
User avatar #55 to #53 - iphoneguy (07/23/2013) [-]
IT KEEPS LANDING IN THE WATER
User avatar #56 to #55 - lolme (07/23/2013) [-]
I just kept on pressing til it landed on dry land.
#61 to #53 - epicondor (07/23/2013) [-]
TO ANTARTICA!
User avatar #62 to #53 - nubbless (07/23/2013) [-]
it landed on England, I already live there
User avatar #75 to #62 - vortexrain (07/23/2013) [-]
Look at the city. If it landed on your city, I guess you're ****** .
User avatar #68 to #53 - mrsnukums (07/23/2013) [-]
Time to go to the Northwest Territories of Canada. I was kinda hoping for a place i couldn't drive to.
User avatar #76 to #53 - ReignFox (07/23/2013) [-]
The gulf of Guinea. That's by Africa, yet it's still miles from land... ****
User avatar #81 to #53 - elcreepo ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
I landed in Ohio, then greenland.

Well, freeze my ass off or bore it, I guess that's my fate
#89 to #53 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
Landed multiple times in the ocean, then dead center of Saudi Arabia, Antarctica, and again into the ocean...
#94 to #90 - lolme (07/23/2013) [-]
Remember to bring a coat.
Remember to bring a coat.
#113 to #53 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (07/23/2013) [-]
Damn... So close to land... Oh well, time for a swim. Does anyone know the average temperature of the Greenland Sea by the way?
#138 to #53 - afrogeist (07/23/2013) [-]
I played it and the dart ended up in the middle of the pacific ocean. Well, I guess I'll see you guys later.
I played it and the dart ended up in the middle of the pacific ocean. Well, I guess I'll see you guys later.
User avatar #153 to #53 - thebacondroid (07/24/2013) [-]
After 6 tries i'm going to Niger
#118 to #53 - dolandickbutt (07/23/2013) [-]
Are you ******* serious
#1 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
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#50 - nignacio (07/23/2013) [-]
Off to Kanto I am!
#86 - everyziggy (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh good, I hear Siberia is lovely this time of year.
#97 - rskamaka (07/23/2013) [-]
Im Going to Connecticut in the middle of nowhere next to a tree.
User avatar #108 to #97 - psychopsychedelic (07/23/2013) [-]
That IS Connecticut
User avatar #130 to #97 - nortledrones (07/23/2013) [-]
Which part of CT? NEVER GO TO WATERBURY!
#154 to #97 - connecticut (07/24/2013) [-]
Please don't.
#67 - datgermanguy (07/23/2013) [-]
Hello Kazakhstan. I heard the Caspian Sea is beautiful this time of the year.
User avatar #84 - ishallsmiteyou (07/23/2013) [-]
**** , I gotta go to the guerrilla occupied Venezuelan rain forest. Anyone got an XM8 I could borrow?
User avatar #112 to #84 - gunthar (07/23/2013) [-]
if you dont mind me asking, where are you from?
User avatar #116 to #112 - ishallsmiteyou (07/23/2013) [-]
Germany, but me and most of my immediate family live in SW Ontario.
User avatar #117 to #116 - gunthar (07/23/2013) [-]
i thought people didnt believe that the guerrillas were hiding in venezuela
User avatar #119 to #117 - ishallsmiteyou (07/23/2013) [-]
There are communist guerrillas using the Venezuelan jungles as staging areas for many different operations, including the occasional attack on Exxon mercenaries. Basically they want to overthrow the government and get Exxon out of the country completely, as Exxon has mercenaries that have been harassing the Venezuelan people and the company itself is draining Venezuela of its economic opportunities.
User avatar #121 to #119 - gunthar (07/23/2013) [-]
you mean overthrow the government of Colombia?
User avatar #125 to #121 - ishallsmiteyou (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh, and, since Venezuela's president died, the government is in shambles and the guerrillas are using this as an opportunity to attack smaller settlements as well as Exxon depots and outposts.
User avatar #123 to #121 - ishallsmiteyou (07/23/2013) [-]
AND Venezuela. I believe that the Venezuelan guerrillas are of the same organization as the Colombians, though.
User avatar #127 to #123 - gunthar (07/23/2013) [-]
well im from colombia and if you are talking about the FARC which i presume, they allegedly want to overthrow our government but thats false because in 60 years they have never been close to that, and they are supported by the Venezuelans thats how they hide there when the colombian militars push them against the border.Chavez regretted the dead of FARC leaders
User avatar #143 to #127 - ishallsmiteyou (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh, but keep in mind, since the PLAV was included in a game called The Mercenaries that's most likely the only results you'll find. Gotta love that **** .
User avatar #141 to #127 - ishallsmiteyou (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm talking about the People's Liberation Army of Venezuela.
User avatar #142 to #141 - ishallsmiteyou (07/23/2013) [-]
Which I believe is linked to FARC.
User avatar #148 to #142 - gunthar (07/24/2013) [-]
hahaha ive just realised that you were talking about a game. Sorry for all this **** .
User avatar #150 to #148 - ishallsmiteyou (07/24/2013) [-]
Oh, and when I say PLAV, I mean the name their operatives in Venezuela use (which just so happens to be used in a video game)
User avatar #149 to #148 - ishallsmiteyou (07/24/2013) [-]
read the other comment
User avatar #151 to #149 - gunthar (07/24/2013) [-]
honestly i dont know if we are talking about a game, a real problem or both things.
User avatar #152 to #151 - ishallsmiteyou (07/24/2013) [-]
Real problem.
#98 to #84 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
XM8? you have good taste in weapons.
User avatar #101 to #98 - ishallsmiteyou (07/23/2013) [-]
Thanks, anon!
User avatar #109 to #101 - sixsicsix (07/23/2013) [-]
Might be samefag
User avatar #110 to #109 - ishallsmiteyou (07/23/2013) [-]
Nah, I have no reason to do that.
User avatar #46 - willindor (07/23/2013) [-]
I've hit North Dakota. But the telly taught my that there is no such thing.
User avatar #107 to #46 - psychopsychedelic (07/23/2013) [-]
It's just a myth
User avatar #3 - xdeathspawnx (07/23/2013) [-]
what if north korea?
User avatar #32 to #3 - crazypat (07/23/2013) [-]
Learn korean and pretend not to be white. Squint your eyes alot.
#33 to #3 - oosskkyy (07/23/2013) [-]
*Best Korea
User avatar #36 - evanomicfour (07/23/2013) [-]
Directions weren't clear enough, I got the dart stuck in my cat and my penis stuck in the ceiling fan.
#42 to #36 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
xd top kek
#132 - alleksi (07/23/2013) [-]
statistically speaking it would hit the ocean.

Realistically speaking the dart would hit a landmass.
Because the world map is laid out in such fashion that most of the ocean is scattered around the sides of the map, and the continents are in the middle.

if the person, who is throwing the dart, has no desire to go anywhere (meaning that he doesn't aim at any particular spot), and is just throwing the dart 'at random', he would unconsciously either try to throw the dart at the middle of the map (around africa), or at the largest landmass (russia/asia), meaning that unless he's terrible at throwing darts he will hit land instead of ocean.
#115 - toxicpiegon (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh whoa is me
#57 - leawesomeme (07/23/2013) [-]
Heil much?
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