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#13 - natedizzie (07/23/2013) [-]
>Freshman history class in college
>Sit at a table with 6 other kids
>Teacher gets mad about talking kids tells everyone to get off except me and another girl
>Never really talked to her but we know each other
>Start talking and making her laugh so loud that it makes the teacher mad
>We start to write to each other on our notebooks
>She eventually starts writing literally hearts in my notebook
>one day feeling like **** she puts a smiley face and writes I love you
>Me thinking she is joking writes love you to babe
>Next day one of her friends finds me and starts talking to me (we never talked before)
>Says how she thinks we are such a cute couple and confusing the **** out of me
>I ask her wtf she is talking about and she says me and lindsey are dating now
>I again being stupid say no we are not what are you talking about
>She gets mad and says you have been dating all semester you told her you loved her
>Again Im an idiot and say "that was a joke" when she then slaps me and walks off
>The next day in class the girl is no longer sitting next to me
>after class i run up to her and ask her why she looks at me and says "It was all a joke to you"
>After that i realized a girl thought she was dating me for half a semester and fell in love with me and i was totally oblivious the entire time
>My face every time I think about it
User avatar #20 to #13 - mrgoodlove ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
I've heard of some oblivious guys, but you take the cake.
#27 to #13 - brothergrimm (07/23/2013) [-]
tell your good friend, mister .45, all about it. he'll make it all go away
tell your good friend, mister .45, all about it. he'll make it all go away
#18 to #13 - illutvar (07/23/2013) [-]
tis very good precious. i cannot see through this obvious lie.
#29 to #13 - aceonfire (07/23/2013) [-]
Dating in college for a whole semester and never kissed once? Where'd you go to college at?
User avatar #37 to #29 - natedizzie (07/23/2013) [-]
I never tried to kiss her because I din't know we were dating and pecks on the cheek and hugs are pretty normal between girl and guy friends.
#39 to #37 - aceonfire (07/23/2013) [-]
no, don't misunderstand, I wasn't attempting to question you on the subject. But how'd she confuse dating when there were no kisses involved at all? (like you said, pecks on the cheek don't count)
User avatar #40 to #39 - natedizzie (07/23/2013) [-]
**** if I know i guess she thought i wasn't ready or something the funny part is i was actually going to ask her out at the end of the semester
#41 to #40 - aceonfire (07/23/2013) [-]
Damn, just adding this right here to the list of reasons why I can never understand any woman out there (inb4 foreveralone.jpg virgin. I'm engaged and still feel that way.)
#15 to #13 - destroyerofcheese ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
OMFG. You 			******		 up big time.
OMFG. You ****** up big time.
User avatar #1 - shizzlekicks (07/23/2013) [-]
So ******* true, women can be like sudokos mixed with crosswords within a 20 x 20 rubik's cube...
User avatar #5 to #1 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Alright, shut up and listen up, I'm gonna explain how this works

It's not that women expect you to magically make the first move, it's just that girls are more tactile than men (tactile meaning you speak with your body). This is why women can have a whole bunch of different conversations with eachother while never speaking a word, or get a sense of how things happen or events unfold just based upon body language alone. However, the problem arises out of two things, 1. Because most women are not TRAINED to notice body language, they just do it subconsciously (which is why they have a lot of 'feelings' about things, but never anything definite), and 2. They believe men to be just as tactile, although most men are not. This is why, for a woman, "I'm fine" can mean a hundred different things, while for a man "I'm fine" just means you're fine; and as a result, because women are tactile and expect men to be as well, they read far more into our "I'm Fine"'s than they should, which is why they often get hysterical, because MEN give off the wrong body language and we honestly don't know what's wrong when we think we do, and WOMEN don't understand why they're feeling the way they're feeling but they do and they think we're causing it. And so, when that women at the coffee shop gives you that smile and flirts with you, she thinks she's giving off every hint she can and you're simply not interested, while you, not being tactile, don't get nuances and subtlety and as a result you just think she's just being friendly

In Laymans terms: Everything wrong between a man and a women is just a big, massive misunderstanding
User avatar #35 to #5 - mondominiman ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
That really helped alot. Thanks, ****************
#34 to #5 - butthurtexe (07/23/2013) [-]
2 problems with your lecture.
1. Way to much info summarize it.
2. Your audience is men women are like a Rubik's cube with 50 different shades of grey.
User avatar #38 to #34 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
1. The info is needed. It's not my fault if people want to be lazy
2. My audience is young boys who would rather complain than learn. Also not my fault
User avatar #2 to #1 - thewebspinner (07/23/2013) [-]
locked in a safe with a 10 digit combination...
User avatar #3 to #2 - gearson (07/23/2013) [-]
with a picatinny rail key attachment system,...
#4 to #3 - fellatio (07/23/2013) [-]
And a mother ******* finger trap on top of it those things suck
#7 to #4 - mattymc (07/23/2013) [-]
all locked inside a fort knox
#6 to #2 - animecraze (07/23/2013) [-]
hidden in a place only Nicholas cage can find
User avatar #28 to #2 - evanomicfour (07/23/2013) [-]
In a ******* underground bunker with nuke protection.
User avatar #17 to #2 - seveer (07/23/2013) [-]
That you can only access through a voice controlled robot that reacts to clicks and whistles.
#16 to #2 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
wearing borken glasses or glasses your not ment to wear
User avatar #8 - zaggystirdust (07/23/2013) [-]
I never really understood things like this
I asked one of my female friends how to tell if a girl is interested or not.
she just replied "idk, we're complicated"

and it get's kinda ridiculous at points when I think a girl may be interested but she really isn't, it's suually something like:
"dude, how could you think she was interested in you?"
"I don't know, she smiled and waved to me"
"No, she smiled and waved at you with the motion of her hand 2 times at a 60 degree angle facing south-west with an upright posture and blinked only 3 times in a 15 second span, how could you be retarded enough to think that was sign? Maybe if she was facing East and waved at 30 degree angle, maybe."

I don't know I really don't understand the opposite gender's complications, this is probably why I'm single.
#11 to #8 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
Learn the signs and be patient, 1 sign is never enough.
Learn how to check if she is interested without saying it out loud.
User avatar #12 - tarnis (07/23/2013) [-]
if a woman looked at you like that and you didn't know what the **** was up you would have to straight up retarded
#19 to #12 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
Cause I've had a girl who sorta was the same thing. Seemed to get shy around me, randomly started talking to me, even though I am definitely not the social type. Always smiled, giving a cute stare while she was at it. Random compliments etc. Turned out not a **** was given by her, not interested in the slightest, even if I tried to do things, but then again I am a spineless coward that couldn't man up to talk to her 70% of the time, but sometimes I do, and do something beyond me in how I manned up enough, but did things (cause she was in drama productions at school) I decided to get her flowers after a show to congratulate her. Some signs are just false alarms cause many girls just like the attention. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
#25 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
>implying you arent a fag
User avatar #30 to #9 - mrblueftw (07/23/2013) [-]
Table of contents.
User avatar #14 to #9 - blastwavegaming (07/23/2013) [-]
Small text and Volume 1
User avatar #10 to #9 - newforomador ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Pocket edition*
#21 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (07/23/2013) [-]
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#22 - angelusprimus (07/23/2013) [-]
You know what's really annoying?
When you are so bad at reading if woman is interested that you keep missing opportunities.
In college my group of friends had in it this chick. She looked like a petite, dark haired Faye Reagan. After we switched some classes she kinda dropped out of our group and drifted apart.
So THEN people start telling me "Why didn't you try something?" and I'm like "Wha?" and they are like "Man she was so hot for you!" and I'm "Whaaaaaa?"
User avatar #31 - lordvimless (07/23/2013) [-]
i got " ************ wants herpes" out of that
#26 - whitenerdy (07/23/2013) [-]
"I'm a teenage male and I'm autistic in specific areas regarding women"

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