Canadians. . Being a Canadian is confusing because you sound like an American, write like a Brit and throw in just enough French words to freak everyone out.. Robin Sparkles, because the mall is sweet.
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User avatar #2 - barenoizedub ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Robin Sparkles, because the mall is ******* sweet.
User avatar #1 - istoleyoursoxs (07/22/2013) [-]
I work at Tims and I don't care what anyone says, They're ******* NAPKINS not ******* SERVIETTES

"May I have a serviette?"

"Yes sir, here is your napkin." But they never listen.
User avatar #15 to #1 - lolzordz (07/23/2013) [-]
in england we call them tissues
#3 to #1 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
In Quebecan French we ask for "napkins". What the **** happened?

Eg: Pourrais-je avoir un napkin?
User avatar #7 - deathklokiller (07/23/2013) [-]
as a Quebec and English speaking i can confirm
#8 to #7 - takemymoney (07/23/2013) [-]
i didnt know "quebec" was a language
User avatar #48 to #8 - deathklokiller (07/23/2013) [-]
typo my dear sir i meant Quebecer
User avatar #19 to #8 - lokischosen (07/23/2013) [-]
Quebec French is like Newfie English
User avatar #37 to #19 - Zydratejunkie (07/23/2013) [-]
Or Mexican Spanish.
#34 to #19 - someoneforamoment (07/23/2013) [-]
Yeah... no. Best way to describe it (without pissing too many people off) is Quebec is German French and France is English French.
User avatar #44 to #8 - darkcomy (07/23/2013) [-]
Maybe he referred to the fact that he lives in Quebec
User avatar #49 to #44 - deathklokiller (07/23/2013) [-]
thanks for understanding
#33 to #8 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
You cannot imagine how far it is from actual french. We usually consider it to be a language of its own
#35 - thisotherdude (07/23/2013) [-]
Beware of the strange and seemingly nonsensical way we spell words like centre (center) and theatre (theater).

Seriously I never got that, I mean I can understand things like "honour" but I don't have any idea why we switch around the "er" in words like the examples.
#41 to #35 - Neodude (07/23/2013) [-]
my best guess is the mixing of french into our dialect, or possibly one of the many native languages that were spoken ages ago
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User avatar #4 - designateddumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
I don't really think Canadians sound like Americans, their accent is too distinctive...

Unless you count the people in Michigan.
I never do, they sound too much like Canadians.
User avatar #6 to #4 - theugandanhero (07/23/2013) [-]
I too have noticed that Canadians sound like yoopers
User avatar #36 to #4 - FairyGodParents (07/23/2013) [-]
I used to make commentaries and was told I had a very strong Minnesota accent a lot, So I guess its more of a 'Northern' accent than a Canadian one.
#38 to #36 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
It's funny in Michigan most people sound like southerners or Canadians.
User avatar #10 to #4 - itsmedumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
I have no idea why this has red thumbs. This guy knows what he is talking about, believe me I'm Canadian.
User avatar #11 to #10 - designateddumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
I appreciate your Canadian input, my frozen, hockey-playing neighbor to the north.
User avatar #12 to #11 - itsmedumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
Well I thank you for your American kindness, my not so frozen, football playing neighbor to the south.
User avatar #13 to #12 - designateddumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
I am very far from frozen, indeed.
It's 10:00pm and still 95 degrees outside. I think I'd rather be in Canada for the weather this time of year.
User avatar #16 to #13 - itsmedumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
Its 30 outside with a slight breeze at 10:14 at night, have you noticed our usernames.
User avatar #17 to #16 - designateddumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
I have, in fact, noticed our usernames, and fire costs less than air conditioning.
User avatar #18 to #17 - itsmedumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
I meant thirty above, its summer time in Canada. Do you wish to become friends?
User avatar #20 to #18 - designateddumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
I seem to have spaced about the celsius-fahrenheit difference. If it was 30 F, there would be a serious need for fire.
User avatar #21 to #20 - itsmedumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
Hmm yes indeed,I have braved 30 below and its is not enjoyable.
User avatar #22 to #21 - designateddumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
Lots of clothes, a fire, and an igloo, I presume?
User avatar #23 to #22 - itsmedumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
Exactly, and falling asleep next to your pet polar bear.
User avatar #24 to #23 - designateddumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
I could never own a polar bear.
(Remember, Americans only have right to Bear ARMS)
User avatar #25 to #24 - itsmedumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
Haha a clever joke my friend. Its a shame you can't own one, they are quite pleasant.
User avatar #26 to #25 - designateddumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
So my Russian and Alaskan friends have told me. Too bad it would die in this desert...
User avatar #27 to #26 - itsmedumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
You live in the desert part of your country?
User avatar #28 to #27 - designateddumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
That's why it's so hot here. While it's 95 degrees here, states like Michigan and Washington, which border Canada, are seeing 70's right now. It often gets close to 120 here during summer days. (keep in mind all temps are fahrenheit, and your 30 C is 86 F)
User avatar #29 to #28 - itsmedumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
Thats insane, I have never experienced heat like that before.
User avatar #30 to #29 - designateddumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
And I have never braved 30 below. We all have our extremes. (And AC really helps)
User avatar #31 to #30 - itsmedumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
AC for you and a fire for me. Well this has been a delightful conversation but I work in the morning and so I must sleep. Catch ya later my American friend.
User avatar #32 to #31 - designateddumbass (07/23/2013) [-]
Ah, the dreaded work day. I'm so glad I'm a full-time Student. Best of luck to you, until next time, pal.
User avatar #47 - txsslgisbackbitch (07/23/2013) [-]
Canadians, the platypus of the americas!
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User avatar #43 - redstonealchemist (07/23/2013) [-]
suddenly canada becomes popular, no wonder i want to live there so badly
sorry
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User avatar #40 - drl ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
canada sucks
#45 to #14 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
...you spelled America wrong
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