Beta as fuck. . she 19 friends party sall get drunk she girl i really wanted to was there decided he stay ever’ at my friends house, so did she sin bed together
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Beta as fuck

she 19
friends party
sall get drunk
she girl i really wanted to **** was there
decided he stay ever’ at my friends house, so did she
sin bed together she was lust in her
1' -she starts sucking my finger (like a type sucking)
hi take my finger out
fingerin say ''boop''
nathing further happened
seriously this a true story
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Submitted: 07/22/2013
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#4 - ghostofgemini (07/22/2013) [-]
God-tier rustling
#9 - losers (07/23/2013) [-]
For some reason i can only imagine this being one of this ******* stories.
User avatar #16 to #9 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
He only got more awkward looking as he got older.
User avatar #28 to #16 - losers (07/23/2013) [-]
Too true..
User avatar #29 to #28 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
His head gained this queerdo lemon-esque shape
#30 to #29 - losers (07/23/2013) [-]
i looked up queerdo and i was met with this...
User avatar #31 to #30 - spawnconnery ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
It works. I was typing "weirdo" and I hit q instead of w and so queerdo was born (not spelled the same way obviously)
User avatar #1 - hilariousrubbish (07/22/2013) [-]
AND THEN THEY SLEPT TOGETHER
but you know without sex
#22 - goodcheese (07/23/2013) [-]
Well the bright side is, whenever you're feeling unlucky with women you can be gla you didn't pull this 			****
Well the bright side is, whenever you're feeling unlucky with women you can be gla you didn't pull this ****
#19 - ryanburry (07/23/2013) [-]
But... why..
But... why..
#14 - Mastaforga (07/23/2013) [-]
I laughed and woke my whole family up
I laughed and woke my whole family up
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User avatar #5 - unncommon (07/22/2013) [-]
You're the reason there's a friend-zone you son of a bitch...
User avatar #6 to #5 - theugandanhero (07/23/2013) [-]
Except I don't think that friend-zones start with pseudo-blowjobs.
User avatar #21 to #6 - vatra (07/23/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised.
User avatar #7 to #6 - unncommon (07/23/2013) [-]
You see, the girl was into this cool, nice, fun guy that she'd just met at this party. And they both found themselves into the same bed -- one of them being without pants. She went to make the move thinking that he was into her and she got shot down because this guy choked.
See where I'm getting at here? Girls think that guys act nice, cool, and fun because they want to be just friends. So they toss a clean shirt into the dirty clothes, without being used in the first place.
Now granted, the responsibility of showing interest is burdened by the dude in the first place by w/e.
User avatar #17 to #7 - Katzie (07/23/2013) [-]
... no **** , he never blamed anybody else for not getting laid. Or are you implying that he's somehow damaged other people's possibility of a relationship?
User avatar #18 to #17 - unncommon (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm implying that it's actions like that that led girls to sub-concisely friend zone.
User avatar #20 to #18 - Katzie (07/23/2013) [-]
I always thought it was because anybody that likes a girl enough to take her word as law and follow her around like a lost puppy, but is too afraid to flirt is inevitably going to be friendzoned. And then he goes on the internet and bitches about how he got friendzones because he's too nice.
#13 - tarnis (07/23/2013) [-]
really idk if this is Betamax or supreme alpha
#25 - oosskkyy (07/23/2013) [-]
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#12 - soule (07/23/2013) [-]
Oh god. That was good.
User avatar #10 - redclover (07/23/2013) [-]
I can do that and still have sex because my girlfriend is weird
thank god for weird girlfriends
#26 to #10 - basilbrush (07/23/2013) [-]
I can confirm this. 12 year olds do enjoy a nose boop every now and then.
I can confirm this. 12 year olds do enjoy a nose boop every now and then.
User avatar #8 - thezillis (07/23/2013) [-]
10/10
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