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#4 - ghostofgemini
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(07/22/2013) [-]
God-tier rustling
#9 - losers
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(07/23/2013) [-]
For some reason i can only imagine this being one of this ******* stories.
#16 to #9 - spawnconnery ONLINE
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(07/23/2013) [-]
He only got more awkward looking as he got older.
#28 to #16 - losers
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Too true..
#29 to #28 - spawnconnery ONLINE
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(07/23/2013) [-]
His head gained this queerdo lemon-esque shape
#30 to #29 - losers
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(07/23/2013) [-]
i looked up queerdo and i was met with this...
#31 to #30 - spawnconnery ONLINE
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(07/23/2013) [-]
It works. I was typing "weirdo" and I hit q instead of w and so queerdo was born (not spelled the same way obviously)
#32 to #31 - losers
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#2 - convulsive
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(07/22/2013) [-]
#3 to #2 - thescyle ONLINE
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(07/22/2013) [-]
#1 - hilariousrubbish
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(07/22/2013) [-]
AND THEN THEY SLEPT TOGETHER
but you know without sex
#11 - Wumbologist
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#22 - goodcheese
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Well the bright side is, whenever you're feeling unlucky with women you can be gla you didn't pull this ****
Well the bright side is, whenever you're feeling unlucky with women you can be gla you didn't pull this ****
#19 - ryanburry
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(07/23/2013) [-]
But... why..
But... why..
#15 - necroshiz **User deleted account**
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#14 - Mastaforga
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I laughed and woke my whole family up
I laughed and woke my whole family up
#5 - unncommon
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(07/22/2013) [-]
You're the reason there's a friend-zone you son of a bitch...
#6 to #5 - theugandanhero
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Except I don't think that friend-zones start with pseudo-blowjobs.
#21 to #6 - vatra
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(07/23/2013) [-]
You'd be surprised.
#7 to #6 - unncommon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
You see, the girl was into this cool, nice, fun guy that she'd just met at this party. And they both found themselves into the same bed -- one of them being without pants. She went to make the move thinking that he was into her and she got shot down because this guy choked.
See where I'm getting at here? Girls think that guys act nice, cool, and fun because they want to be just friends. So they toss a clean shirt into the dirty clothes, without being used in the first place.
Now granted, the responsibility of showing interest is burdened by the dude in the first place by w/e.
#17 to #7 - Katzie
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(07/23/2013) [-]
... no ****, he never blamed anybody else for not getting laid. Or are you implying that he's somehow damaged other people's possibility of a relationship?
#18 to #17 - unncommon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I'm implying that it's actions like that that led girls to sub-concisely friend zone.
#20 to #18 - Katzie
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I always thought it was because anybody that likes a girl enough to take her word as law and follow her around like a lost puppy, but is too afraid to flirt is inevitably going to be friendzoned. And then he goes on the internet and bitches about how he got friendzones because he's too nice.
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