Am i the only one?!. everlasting about 5 GOD DAMN MIN. rum. This was one of the things of my childhood that lead me to be the cynical bastard you see here today.
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#3 - sinclairr (07/22/2013) [-]
This was one of the things of my childhood that lead me to be the cynical bastard you see here today.
#7 - shamusogrady (07/22/2013) [-]
That's kind of like me and what this bastard made honey look like. He made that **** look like liquid gold.
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User avatar #8 to #7 - shiningfinger (07/22/2013) [-]
>Implying it isn't.
#10 to #8 - John Cena (07/22/2013) [-]
Well in all honesty it is just bee puke
User avatar #12 to #10 - rieskimo (07/22/2013) [-]
Bee puke that doesn't spoil and can help wounds heal.
User avatar #75 to #12 - infedel ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
yeah, but it gets hard as dicks after a while
#82 to #75 - clittyrubquick (07/23/2013) [-]
MFW 'hard as dicks'
MFW 'hard as dicks'
#1 - rambochicken (07/22/2013) [-]
Until you popped one in your mouth and was like "SOOO GOOOOOD"
Until you popped one in your mouth and was like "SOOO GOOOOOD"
User avatar #94 to #1 - chickennoodlez (07/23/2013) [-]
....that's what she said?......
User avatar #98 to #1 - dodecahedron (07/23/2013) [-]
What show is this?
#6 to #1 - zarcos (07/22/2013) [-]
SO GOOD!!! MMMMMMM!!!!
#14 to #1 - rlikr (07/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #50 to #1 - kingoftherumbabeat (07/23/2013) [-]
I have a pug, so I like this gif very much, thank you for posting it
#96 to #50 - rambochicken (07/23/2013) [-]
have another one you awesome puglover you ;)
have another one you awesome puglover you ;)
User avatar #110 to #96 - kingoftherumbabeat (07/23/2013) [-]
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I'm going to start a pug folder
#2 - bubbabrent (07/22/2013) [-]
I 100% Agree
User avatar #28 to #2 - matriculator (07/22/2013) [-]
u avin a giggle ther m8?
User avatar #23 - supername (07/22/2013) [-]
the rest is dlc
User avatar #25 to #23 - pwoneill (07/22/2013) [-]
for ***** sake they were made by wonka not EA
User avatar #26 to #25 - supername (07/22/2013) [-]
have you seen there other products pretty disappointing when compared to the movie
User avatar #30 to #26 - pwoneill (07/22/2013) [-]
but...you wouldn't download a chocolate
User avatar #35 to #30 - supername (07/23/2013) [-]
It's more like an extension package you buy it separately and take it with the gobstopper for the full effect.
(also not sure if you know but the candy in the picture is not chocolate, if you do know then ignore this statement)
#9 - Eggerz (07/22/2013) [-]
i ate a box of these every day in 7th grade.......Mmmmmmmmm
User avatar #16 to #9 - imakeursammiches (07/22/2013) [-]
Did it hurt when you pooped?
User avatar #37 to #16 - Eggerz (07/23/2013) [-]
no
User avatar #67 to #9 - hystericalparoxysm (07/23/2013) [-]
How's the diabetes?
User avatar #13 to #9 - vanoreo (07/22/2013) [-]
I'm going to guess you were a "husky" child
User avatar #36 to #13 - Eggerz (07/23/2013) [-]
125lbs all through middle school
User avatar #39 to #9 - saavedra (07/23/2013) [-]
So.. last week?
User avatar #41 to #39 - Eggerz (07/23/2013) [-]
umm, they haven't made these things for at least 20 years. i was a seventh grader in 1991
User avatar #42 to #41 - saavedra (07/23/2013) [-]
just a joke friend
User avatar #69 to #41 - notstill (07/23/2013) [-]
Lighten up, asshat
User avatar #17 to #9 - drunkasaurus (07/22/2013) [-]
those gobstoppers looks like they just finished the best orgy of their life
#19 - sammiemoore (07/22/2013) [-]
That toy used to scare the -			*****		 out of me..   
i think it was cause it went off in the middle of the night.   
Just laughing.   
and laughing.   
and laughing...   
meep QQ
That toy used to scare the - ***** out of me..
i think it was cause it went off in the middle of the night.
Just laughing.
and laughing.
and laughing...
meep QQ
User avatar #20 to #19 - sammiemoore (07/22/2013) [-]
After I commented I realized that wasn't a toy. But there was a toy that looked like it!
Im sorry im dumb <3
#57 to #20 - isniffbutts (07/23/2013) [-]
I'll just leave this here for you...
User avatar #34 to #20 - mynameisnotmike (07/22/2013) [-]
I know exactly what toy you are talking about. One of those toys KBTOYS would leave outside the store on that showcase table thing with a bunch of vibrating dogs, and etc
#29 to #20 - captainkrobin (07/22/2013) [-]
Your comment made my night. I think I love you.
User avatar #106 to #29 - sammiemoore (07/23/2013) [-]
Meh. I have no problems realizing I said something dumb, its trying to catch myself from saying something dumb that's the problem. ._.
And I luff you too
User avatar #38 - metajunky (07/23/2013) [-]
Skittles

M&Ms

Reeses Pieces

**** one, kill one, and marry one

Go
#65 to #38 - dontknowmeatall (07/23/2013) [-]
I choose mantis mating. **** them all and then eat their heads.
User avatar #71 to #38 - thejerseyjenn (07/23/2013) [-]
Kill Reeses pieces (i love the cups but the pieces don't measure up for me)
**** Skittles (my teeth begin to feel like they are being ripped out after a while)
Marry M&Ms (chocolate)
User avatar #87 to #38 - NOM NOM NOM (07/23/2013) [-]
kill skittles, **** reeses pieces, and marry M&M's

this wasnt even hard
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User avatar #100 to #38 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
Marry Skittles, **** Reeses, Kill M&Ms
User avatar #52 to #38 - exclamation (07/23/2013) [-]
This was a hard once...
Kill Skittles, **** M&Ms, Marry Reese's Pieces.
User avatar #55 to #38 - aulubear ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
**** m&ms right in the yaoi hole, kill reeses pieces, and marry skittles.



Ain't no one judge my love.
#97 to #55 - linktheherooftime (07/23/2013) [-]
There's no such thing as a yaoi hole.
User avatar #99 to #97 - aulubear ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
Not with that attitude.
User avatar #48 to #38 - ADeadlYLepricoN (07/23/2013) [-]
**** M&M's
Marry Reeses Peices
Kill Skittles I never want to see them again in my life. kill them as hard as possible.
User avatar #70 to #38 - destroyerofcheese ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
**** Skittles
Kill M&Ms
Marry Resses Pieces
#77 to #38 - Shannanas (07/23/2013) [-]
**** Skittles

Kill Reese's Pieces (I don't like peanut butter and chocolate together)

Marry M&Ms

waiting for red thumbs...... now!
#66 to #38 - tdotlegitz (07/23/2013) [-]
Marry Skittles
Kill M&Ms (just because they arent peanut m&ms
**** Reeses Pieces
User avatar #40 to #38 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
I... I don't... Wat?
#45 to #40 - metajunky (07/23/2013) [-]
Not hearing an answer
Not hearing an answer
User avatar #47 to #45 - xbfmvxreaperx ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
umm...
**** Skittles
Kill M&Ms
Marry Reeses pieces
...i still don't even...
User avatar #54 to #47 - skilletpanhead (07/23/2013) [-]
Commenting I'm today good not.

I apologize for the notifications, I lost the gif I was going to post.
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#56 to #38 - dessydegreemurder (07/23/2013) [-]
****		 Reeses Pieces (hopefully on a frequent basis)   
Mary M&amp;Ms (preferably the peanut kind)   
Kill Skittles (I can live without)
**** Reeses Pieces (hopefully on a frequent basis)
Mary M&Ms (preferably the peanut kind)
Kill Skittles (I can live without)
User avatar #62 to #38 - fukkentyranitar (07/23/2013) [-]
Eat all of them.
User avatar #61 to #38 - goodguygary (07/23/2013) [-]
become polygamist marry and **** all three, and kill the batman
User avatar #44 to #38 - keatontheghostfox (07/23/2013) [-]
**** M&Ms, kill Skittles, and marry Reeses Pieces.
#49 to #38 - xAELiTe (07/23/2013) [-]
**** the police.
Kill the witnesses.
Marry Skittles, M&Ms, and Reeses Pieces.
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User avatar #102 - PadreRasta (07/23/2013) [-]
The amount of people in the comments who never have seen the Original Chocolate Factory is just ridiculous. So i'll just leave this here. The Everlasting Gobstopper

Watch the full movie. It is completely worth it.
#92 - allliiisonnn (07/23/2013) [-]
I just wanted to try that gum with a full 3 course meal
User avatar #95 to #92 - sorcha (07/23/2013) [-]
Heston Blumenthal made it in his tv show noboday that tried it liked it
User avatar #78 - pablovilly (07/23/2013) [-]
what is the first thing, i think its a toy i used to have, or is it candy?
User avatar #79 to #78 - epicapocalypse (07/23/2013) [-]
The Everlasting Gobstopper from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1979)
User avatar #80 to #79 - pablovilly (07/23/2013) [-]
thank you, i havent seen the original in a long long time
User avatar #81 to #80 - epicapocalypse (07/23/2013) [-]
You're welcome
User avatar #27 - theavatarspupil (07/22/2013) [-]
I hate the regular Gobstoppers, they're too chalky when all of the flavor is gone. The chewy ones are one of my favorite candies though. Right up there with Gummi Bears and Sour Worms
#88 to #27 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
what about fruit gushers?
User avatar #90 to #88 - theavatarspupil (07/23/2013) [-]
Disgusting
#59 - organicglory (07/23/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#73 to #59 - noodleofrassilon (07/23/2013) [-]
Is that noel clark?
#76 to #59 - ffinfinity (07/23/2013) [-]
do you know were that gif happens to be from?
User avatar #31 - harvestwolf (07/22/2013) [-]
Well considering the one turned a girl into a blueberry, I can see why they would rework the entire candy.
User avatar #32 to #31 - spacegrass (07/22/2013) [-]
That was the full course dinner gum, not the everlasting gobstopper.
User avatar #33 to #32 - harvestwolf (07/22/2013) [-]
**** really? I got them mixed up then my bad.
User avatar #11 - hoshasei (07/22/2013) [-]
Considering the candy from the movie is made from children, they can't exactly replicate it.
User avatar #58 to #11 - hotsaws (07/23/2013) [-]
Maybe in Johnny Depp's ****** remake, but there's no children-candy in the original with Gene Wilder.
User avatar #105 to #58 - hoshasei (07/23/2013) [-]
also... eh erm... there is a book if you didn't know. If anything the johnny Depp version is less dark, I mean the children don't even die. But the book pretty explicitly implies that the candy has a "secret ingredient."
User avatar #109 to #105 - hotsaws (07/23/2013) [-]
And in the said book, they all walk out perfectly safe. Mike Teevee is stretched up and Veruca is covered in trash, ect. Never implied children.
#103 to #58 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
Sorry to say but you are incorrect... each child was set up by their own particular vice. that is why they visited each room that they showed In the movie. why would it be necessary to have a chocolate tube large enough to fit a lard ass child in unless you inteded to cook said lard ass? also both the boat and car had the precise number of seat for the guests left over... not even a single spare seat. why? because the evil genius wonka intended for the children not to make it. wonka was precise and calculating and nutty. remember, this is the same ****** that threw a shoe and blanket into his recipe to get it to taste right. so who's to say that the bad kids wouldnt be added into a treat to perfect wonka's candy?





source: cuz i ****** said so........:
#104 to #103 - thegreasedfist (07/23/2013) [-]
****** up n didnt realized I wasnt logged in... this comment is mine. so bring on the red thumbs if you got em.
User avatar #108 to #104 - hotsaws (07/23/2013) [-]
But what you're saying is a theroy. I'm not gonna destroy the last bits of my innocent childhood with "what you ****** said". Especially in the book, since they all came out safely.
#111 to #108 - thegreasedfist (07/24/2013) [-]
Calm down, your childhood is safe, you have the knowledge to know that it is in fact a theory. so who really gives a **** what some random guy on the internet says? if your childhood memories were truly threatened by my words, it would say more about you than it would about me. the truth is I've read the "theories" on alot of things from my childhood and while they are interesting, they dont diminish the joy I experienced as a kid. btw... willy wonka and the chocolate factory is my favorite movie, gene wilder is the only willy wonka there is. I wont even watch captain jack sparrow **** that up.
User avatar #112 to #111 - hotsaws (07/24/2013) [-]
Things like that ruin my perception of an ideal world, I'm sorry to say. I know it's pathetic but I can't really change that. I haven't been able to watch Spongebob in the same light since I read the "Squidward's Suicide" CreepyPasta.

I haven't seen the newer version either. I doubt it has "pure imagination".
#68 - John Cena (07/23/2013) [-]
**** ALL YOU BITCHES!!!!!
User avatar #63 - Gerex (07/23/2013) [-]

I give one of these after I ask people if they want a piece of gum. Messed a few people up, pissed off the rest.
#22 - Mexicandude (07/22/2013) [-]
And.. what candy might this be?
User avatar #60 to #22 - goodguygary (07/23/2013) [-]
they're both everlasting gobstoppers
User avatar #24 to #22 - saddened (07/22/2013) [-]
Watch Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, then come back.
#91 - lordnerevar (07/23/2013) [-]
>Read Title
>Glare at screen
>srsly
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