Corny. .. When your cable doesn't work, you get mad. When you get mad, you lose focus on everything. When you lose focus on everything, your work suffers. When your work  Corny When your cable doesn't work you get mad lose focus on everything suffers
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#3 - flixoe
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(07/22/2013) [-]
When your cable doesn't work, you get mad.
When you get mad, you lose focus on everything.
When you lose focus on everything, your work suffers.
When your work suffers, you get fired.
When you get fired, you have no source of income.
When you have no source of income, you resort to food stamps.
When you resort to food stamps, you buy canned corn,
When you obtain canned corn, you eat it.
When you eat it, you cry because you're eating canned corn.
Don't cry because you're eating canned corn. Get DirecTV.
#28 to #3 - darkjustifier
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#11 to #3 - themurrey
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(07/22/2013) [-]
i like canned corn better than frozen corn :I
#26 to #3 - Dwarf
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(07/22/2013) [-]
WHAT ABOUT INFINITY TIMES INFITY!?!?!?!?
#46 to #3 - teranin ONLINE
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#49 to #3 - organicglory
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(07/23/2013) [-]
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#78 to #3 - infinitezero
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#83 to #3 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
10/10 DID read again
#86 to #3 - xdiabolicx
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#44 to #3 - elcreepo
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(07/23/2013) [-]
And the award for best broadcast satellite TV marketing strategy goes to...

Seriously, for something that goes out every time it rains they have some pretty big markets
#84 to #3 - bigsaltyballs
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(07/23/2013) [-]
10/10 would buy directTV
#32 to #3 - dogziller
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(07/22/2013) [-]
that needs to be he next direct tv ad
#58 to #3 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I have a feeling we'll be seeing this a lot more now.
#13 to #3 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(07/22/2013) [-]
But canned corn is tasty.
I'd feel good.
#18 to #3 - MasterMario
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(07/22/2013) [-]
10/10
#24 to #3 - spanishninja
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(07/22/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again.
#29 - rebelliousnonsense
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(07/22/2013) [-]
ROLL THREAD
#36 to #29 - anon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random comment #4138452 posted by aquae at Items ** :
please
#45 to #36 - lordpancake
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(07/23/2013) [-]
**lordpancake rolled a random comment #4133032 posted by tarekmig at Items ** :
1# Phanact
please?
OKAY!
#56 to #29 - articulate
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(07/23/2013) [-]
**articulate rolled a random comment #148 posted by Kanoah at Toph is Blind Comp ** :You now have story expectations, and shirking shall be met with... some form of punishment.
**articulate rolled a random comment #148 posted by Kanoah at Toph is Blind Comp ** :
You now have story expectations, and shirking shall be met with... some form of punishment.
#64 to #29 - destroyerofcheese ONLINE
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(07/23/2013) [-]
**destroyerofcheese rolled a random comment #214 posted by Leopard at Ya, woman have it tough ** :
The thing is, women like all types of male bodies. There are some that like fat men, there are some that like thin men. Some like huge muscle studs, while others like skinny otter body types.

As for men who like women, 95% of us all like the same kind.
#72 to #29 - ragetitan ONLINE
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(07/23/2013) [-]
**ragetitan rolled a random comment #16 posted by anonymous at Angle of view ** :
Beer, making life an Inception since the dawn of time.
#82 to #29 - dovahnon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
**dovahnon rolled a random comment #42 posted by anonymous at Thanks Funnyjunk (read description) ** :
a great way to know if someone is retarded is to see how insensitive they are to mental illnesses.

a few people don't even believe they exist.

if you can't comprehend what depression is, don't be an ass about it. just quietly accept your retardedness.
#87 to #29 - waterbottlemanboy
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(07/23/2013) [-]
**waterbottlemanboy rolled a random comment #96 posted by daniboyi at New Weapons ** :
nothing. Nothing is more terrifying than that.
#96 to #87 - daniboyi ONLINE
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I agree compared to the image above.
#100 to #29 - yourcomputer
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#62 to #29 - srhdragon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
**srhdragon rolled a random comment #37 posted by englman at This week in science ** :Forgive me if this is painfully obvious or completely wrong, but do they mean that they can essentially cure Down's Syndrome now? Or at least seriously reduce the problems caused by it? If so that's effing phenomenal.   
   
   
Moth for your services<3
**srhdragon rolled a random comment #37 posted by englman at This week in science ** :
Forgive me if this is painfully obvious or completely wrong, but do they mean that they can essentially cure Down's Syndrome now? Or at least seriously reduce the problems caused by it? If so that's effing phenomenal.


Moth for your services<3
#76 to #62 - falconxmard
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I admire and fear that thing at the same time.
#71 to #62 - ragetitan ONLINE
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(07/23/2013) [-]
that thing is beautiful and horrifying at the same time
#30 to #29 - mondominiman
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(07/22/2013) [-]
**mondominiman rolled a random comment #54 posted by anonymous at Big daddy sama ** :
nobody ******* cares you cunt.
#69 to #30 - JudasLitl
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(07/23/2013) [-]
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#14 - imakeursammiches
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(07/22/2013) [-]
(prepares for butthurt)
#75 to #14 - falconxmard
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#90 to #75 - originalanonymous
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#15 to #14 - gustaviaable
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#48 to #15 - berkut
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Well, that's the problem with you newfags.
#66 to #48 - theawesomeguy
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(07/23/2013) [-]
i've been here for 4 years and i haven't sen it before
#61 to #48 - creepyunclebob
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I've been here for over a year and I haven't seen this before.
#95 to #48 - gustaviaable
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(07/23/2013) [-]
My account is older than yours *******! And this was my second account I created.
#12 - chiefrunnyjeans
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(07/22/2013) [-]
**chiefrunnyjeans rolled a random image posted in comment #6967 at Thumb Orgy ** Do you want me to make banana cry?
#31 to #12 - anon
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Eeeew....
#57 to #12 - fukkentyranitar
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#63 to #12 - xeviouss
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(07/23/2013) [-]
dat ass relevance
#52 to #12 - muffinmadman
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#67 to #12 - destroyerofcheese ONLINE
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#16 to #12 - treefox
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(07/22/2013) [-]
yes
#39 to #12 - markertemp
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Totally Dramatic Ass?
#41 to #12 - crazehtoast
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(07/23/2013) [-]
What the ****.
Why the ****.
How the ****.
When the ****.
Who the ****.
Where the ****.
#7 - xoyv
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(07/22/2013) [-]
CRYING IN MY CORN
THIS SPOON, IS WAY TOO LITTLE
#25 to #7 - anon
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(07/22/2013) [-]
..is that a 'Crawling in my Skin' joke or did I just read it like that?
#27 to #25 - residentblackman
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(07/22/2013) [-]
yes
#8 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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#10 to #8 - commandershit
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(07/22/2013) [-]
It`s a sarcastic banana , that's why it`s so corny
#19 - walcorn ONLINE
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(07/22/2013) [-]
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#20 to #19 - fjponythread
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(07/22/2013) [-]
ohai wally
#21 to #20 - walcorn ONLINE
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(07/22/2013) [-]
>:c
#40 to #21 - sunskrythewolfie
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(07/23/2013) [-]
So much anger. I like it
#50 to #40 - taila
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Are you guys trying to make us cringe?
#97 to #40 - fjponythread
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#98 to #97 - sunskrythewolfie
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(07/23/2013) [-]
O mai!
#99 to #98 - fjponythread
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#22 to #21 - fjponythread
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#23 - cunty
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(07/22/2013) [-]
the next image is someone being fabulous in the corn
#91 to #23 - fuckyosixtyminutes
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(07/23/2013) [-]
mfw i see gay porn i recognize on a non-porn site
mfw i see gay porn i recognize on a non-porn site
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#59 to #35 - dontknowmeatall
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#73 to #59 - nyxeos
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Well, isn't that ironic.
#43 to #35 - alZii
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#77 to #43 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Can anyone tell me why this has 8 red thumbs when everyone else is doing the same thing?

PS: I've been put in the unfortunate position to use FJ mobile here and it sucks monkey balls. Any reason why I can't see anyone else's name, but I can see the comment perfectly fine? Can't see any pics either.
#74 to #43 - thatoneiranianguy
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#42 to #35 - tyroneisanigger
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(07/23/2013) [-]
**** you carlos.
#55 to #35 - fukkentyranitar
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Its not funny anymore.
#88 to #35 - priestoftheoldones
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Carlos shut the **** up or I will break your ******* neck.
#37 to #35 - watthekilo
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Shut the **** carlos.
#80 to #35 - majorjinx
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#60 to #35 - creepyunclebob
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#47 to #35 - franktonfire
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Shut the **** up Carlos.
Shut the **** up Carlos.
#89 to #47 - cocainecowboy
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#92 to #89 - franktonfire
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#93 to #92 - cocainecowboy
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#94 to #93 - franktonfire
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#54 to #47 - yorker
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Tyler!
#9 - kaycie
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(07/22/2013) [-]
looking up someone crying in the corner
******* brutal