Behave like an adult. . I FOUND IN t) Ipf JEANS. THE KID. IN IN/ ? SAYS "BUY NERF CANDY", BUT THE ADULT IN ME SAYS, "BUY VODKA, NERF GUNS, AND CANDY".. I once heard a quote: "Childhood is wanting to buy all the candy and toys you want, but being unable to. Adulthood is being able to buy all the candy and t
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Behave like an adult

I FOUND IN t) Ipf
JEANS. THE KID. IN IN/ ?
SAYS "BUY NERF
CANDY",
BUT THE ADULT IN
ME SAYS, "BUY
VODKA, NERF GUNS,
AND CANDY".
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User avatar #1 - captainfuckitall ONLINE (07/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I once heard a quote:

"Childhood is wanting to buy all the candy and toys you want, but being unable to. Adulthood is being able to buy all the candy and toys you want, but knowing you shouldn't"
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#15 - rmoran has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
#28 to #15 - richardfitzwell (07/22/2013) [-]
I like the part where nobody asked you.
#3 - AnonymousDonor (07/22/2013) [+] (21 replies)
oh i get it

because as a kid the economy was in depression but now that he's an adult the exchange rates have improved



im so smart
#24 - basanderssss (07/22/2013) [+] (4 replies)
**basanderssss rolls 80**
#26 - mirmulnir (07/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Or give it all to Gaben.
User avatar #89 - AlanbalMIT (07/23/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Only 90's kids will get this
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User avatar #43 - volleys (07/22/2013) [+] (12 replies)
Why not real guns?
#9 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [+] (3 replies)
All 3 items are for the kids.
User avatar #114 - nignacio (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
The kid in me says "buy Animal Crossing New Leaf" but the adult in me says "buy a handgun and use it to get even MORE games".
User avatar #126 to #114 - xtrmbragnrytz (07/23/2013) [-]
The adult in you isn't the person Mr. Rogers believed you could be...
#83 - LocoJoe (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Or buy a real gun.
#82 - llamahunter (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
I know what I'm getting
I know what I'm getting
#107 - mrdivdiv (07/23/2013) [-]
and the adult in me says by candy flavored alcohol and a nerf gun that way you can get all three for the price of two.
#57 - darkjustifier (07/22/2013) [+] (33 replies)
goad a child with the promise of vodka and nerf guns into your lovely white van.
#94 to #92 - goodguygary (07/23/2013) [-]
i swear you're the physical incarnate of a fetish.
#121 - theawesomeguy (07/23/2013) [-]
It took me a second to realise what you meant by "the kid in me"
#105 - derein (07/23/2013) [+] (2 replies)
**derein rolled a random image posted in comment #3117798 at Friendly ** What you should really get.
**derein rolled a random image posted in comment #3117798 at Friendly ** What you should really get.
User avatar #130 to #105 - fukkentyranitar (07/23/2013) [-]
Rent it maybe.
#40 - raccination (07/22/2013) [-]
But vodka is a kids drink
User avatar #143 - priestoftheoldones (07/23/2013) [-]
I disagree!
#137 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (07/23/2013) [-]
Don't forget to mod it.
#133 - harri (07/23/2013) [-]
Genius.
Genius.
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