Bad Kids' Jokes Comp 4. MOAR PARTS 2 COME SOONER THAN YOU CAN SAY GET IN THE CAR next may be uploaded tomorrow. sub2me or add me as a friend. follow this guy if
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Bad Kids' Jokes Comp 4

 
Bad Kids' Jokes Comp 4. MOAR PARTS 2 COME SOONER THAN YOU CAN SAY GET IN THE CAR next may be uploaded tomorrow. sub2me or add me as a friend. follow this guy if

MOAR PARTS 2 COME SOONER THAN YOU CAN SAY GET IN THE CAR
next may be uploaded tomorrow. sub2me or add me as a friend.

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Bad Kids' Jokes
new with fixed Ella
How There
knock
how there
duck
duck who
chicken legs
Potato
why did the potato cross the road
to get to the postbox
minutes
You
Your brain is a poop bomb and you are a zombie and you are naked with your
butt on fire and your butt in a girls face and you are wearing diapers
ozombie #insults
Titanic
what did a survivor of the titanic put as a complaint
i asked far some ice in my this is rediculous
Monkey
Q: why did the monkey fall out the tree
A: bceause it was DEAD
animus
rees
Roses Are Red
oh god my gardens on fire
Rice Aerisdies
your so ugly that rice krispies wouldn' t even talkto you
minutes
Greedy Pig
WHO EATS LIKE AGREEDS PIG AND SUCK BOOBES
RHIANA
Hello Kitty
YO MAMMA'S UGLY SHE MADE PERU KITTY SAY GOOD BYE
Your Mum
Not A Joke
THIS IS Nor AJOKE BUT MY PET DOG EATS CAT FOOD
iedere
I' m going to be making just a few more
of these as the content is running low.
I do have quite the stash of jokes left.
so do not fret!
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Submitted: 07/22/2013
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#44 - Moondog (07/22/2013) [-]
Okay,   
   
the Titanic one was good.
Okay,

the Titanic one was good.
#140 to #44 - motherfuckingkenji (07/22/2013) [-]
Just because.
Just because.
User avatar #231 to #140 - kavtech (07/22/2013) [-]
Matilda was a ******* awesome movie
#42 - frankwest ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Ladies and gentleman, every greentext story on /b/ ever.
#271 to #270 - tenday (07/26/2013) [-]
GOD DAMN IT
GOD DAMN IT
User avatar #63 to #42 - reginleaf ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
And now we wait for someone to roll that image.
#70 to #63 - shiftur (07/22/2013) [-]
**shiftur rolled a random image posted in comment #5360269 at Furries **
**shiftur rolled a random image posted in comment #5360269 at Furries **
#120 to #63 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
why wait? *roll image*
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User avatar #5 - angrynorwegian ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
The titanic one was brilliant
#208 to #5 - SILENCEnight (07/22/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at Priceless ** I concur, good sir.
User avatar #58 to #5 - theunlimited (07/22/2013) [-]
I don't even see the problem it's a legitimate joke. Funny, witty and well put.
User avatar #204 to #58 - theturtletorres (07/22/2013) [-]
I guess it's kinda morbid to some people considering it resulted in 1,502 deaths.
User avatar #36 to #5 - flixoe (07/22/2013) [-]
You know what else is brilliant?

You.
#54 to #36 - flixoe (07/22/2013) [-]
For anyone who wants it
#38 to #5 - nightdude (07/22/2013) [-]
I agree that one should have been posted
#12 - runswithdragons (07/22/2013) [-]
holy 			*******		 			****		 the titanic one made me 			*******		 lose my 			****
holy ******* **** the titanic one made me ******* lose my ****
#6 - dantomkia (07/22/2013) [-]
Well **** you then, kid
#4 - flixoe (07/22/2013) [-]
This is my favorite
User avatar #23 to #4 - oddninja (07/22/2013) [-]
pretty sure thats an old joke
#24 to #23 - flixoe (07/22/2013) [-]
Maybe to you. First time I've heard it.
#25 - sinclairr (07/22/2013) [-]
"I asked for ice but this is ridiculous'"   
   
It took me a minute to figure out this was an actual joke and not just gibberish
"I asked for ice but this is ridiculous'"

It took me a minute to figure out this was an actual joke and not just gibberish
#20 - darthlegolas (07/22/2013) [-]
these weren't that bad: titanic one, ricecrispies, and the afire garden. honestly,  i've seen way worse jokes in actual joke books. good job kids
these weren't that bad: titanic one, ricecrispies, and the afire garden. honestly, i've seen way worse jokes in actual joke books. good job kids
#235 to #20 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
You forget. This is a kid joke website. Grim things are kinda discouraged. Friendly anon away!
#152 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
I have to admit, that was actually kinda clever for a kid.
#216 to #152 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Saving this for future use

Here, have it cropped
#47 - tdotlegitz (07/22/2013) [-]
"If she eats a bean she are pregnant"
#151 - flamingwombat (07/22/2013) [-]
This.
#214 to #171 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]






Rage guy sure made this joke funnier.
#260 to #214 - ibleedbmx (07/23/2013) [-]
it's actually an old picture, so...
it's actually an old picture, so...
#261 to #260 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]






Rage guy sure made this joke funnier.
User avatar #103 - schmuxy (07/22/2013) [-]
why did the 'Titanic' and 'Roses are Red' not make it onto the website? They are quality jokes.
User avatar #247 to #103 - zonicoi (07/23/2013) [-]
The Titanic one kids might not have gotten, as, considering the way some of the jokes have been, they seem very young.
User avatar #105 to #103 - josieabby (07/22/2013) [-]
I wondered that too. They were great jokes. I don't know about the "Roses" one, but maybe the Titanic joke was a bit too dark for a kid's site. I dunno.
#55 - thatdamnllama (07/22/2013) [-]
oh god the Titanic one
#15 - lamarisagoodname (07/22/2013) [-]
MORE

oh sweet baby jesus the titanic one
#9 - musicpez (07/22/2013) [-]
I know
#3 - abysmalshadow ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Actually, these ones are pretty good.
#153 to #3 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
This dude looks like the overseer portrait from Starcraft 2.
#190 - ripgeckosncherios (07/22/2013) [-]
I actually think the Titanic one was decent...
I would reword it like this:
"On the Titanic, while it is sinking a man approaches the manager: "Excuse me good Sir, I do realize I asked for some ice for my drink, but don't you think this is going a little overboard?"
#193 to #190 - immortalitysquared (07/22/2013) [-]
>overboard
>overboard
#211 to #193 - ripgeckosncherios (07/22/2013) [-]
jokes in jokes are best jokes
>xzibitface
#118 to #114 - xsoundwavex (07/22/2013) [-]
I pray that was actually a kid who wrote that not some parent telling him the joke
#128 to #114 - sorakirin (07/22/2013) [-]
I got a chuckle from it
I got a chuckle from it
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