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Bad Kids' Jokes Comp 4. MOAR PARTS 2 COME SOONER THAN YOU CAN SAY GET IN THE CAR next may be uploaded tomorrow. sub2me or add me as a friend. follow this guy if

MOAR PARTS 2 COME SOONER THAN YOU CAN SAY GET IN THE CAR
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Bad Kids' Jokes
new with fixed Ella
How There
knock
how there
duck
duck who
chicken legs
Potato
why did the potato cross the road
to get to the postbox
minutes
You
Your brain is a poop bomb and you are a zombie and you are naked with your
butt on fire and your butt in a girls face and you are wearing diapers
ozombie #insults
Titanic
what did a survivor of the titanic put as a complaint
i asked far some ice in my this is rediculous
Monkey
Q: why did the monkey fall out the tree
A: bceause it was DEAD
animus
rees
Roses Are Red
oh god my gardens on fire
Rice Aerisdies
your so ugly that rice krispies wouldn' t even talkto you
minutes
Greedy Pig
WHO EATS LIKE AGREEDS PIG AND SUCK BOOBES
RHIANA
Hello Kitty
YO MAMMA'S UGLY SHE MADE PERU KITTY SAY GOOD BYE
Your Mum
Not A Joke
THIS IS Nor AJOKE BUT MY PET DOG EATS CAT FOOD
iedere
I' m going to be making just a few more
of these as the content is running low.
I do have quite the stash of jokes left.
so do not fret!
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Views: 85540 Submitted: 07/22/2013
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#5 - angrynorwegian
Reply +405
(07/22/2013) [-]
The titanic one was brilliant
#208 to #5 - SILENCEnight
Reply +5
(07/22/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at Priceless ** I concur, good sir.
#58 to #5 - theunlimited
Reply +12
(07/22/2013) [-]
I don't even see the problem it's a legitimate joke. Funny, witty and well put.
#204 to #58 - theturtletorres
Reply +6
(07/22/2013) [-]
I guess it's kinda morbid to some people considering it resulted in 1,502 deaths.
#38 to #5 - nightdude
Reply +14
(07/22/2013) [-]
I agree that one should have been posted
#36 to #5 - flixoe
Reply +31
(07/22/2013) [-]
You know what else is brilliant?

You.
#48 to #36 - angrynorwegian
Reply +24
(07/22/2013) [-]
#54 to #36 - flixoe
Reply +21
(07/22/2013) [-]
For anyone who wants it
#4 - flixoe
Reply +253
(07/22/2013) [-]
This is my favorite
#23 to #4 - oddninja
Reply +9
(07/22/2013) [-]
pretty sure thats an old joke
#24 to #23 - flixoe
Reply +7
(07/22/2013) [-]
Maybe to you. First time I've heard it.
#44 - Moondog
Reply +179
(07/22/2013) [-]
Okay,   
   
the Titanic one was good.
Okay,

the Titanic one was good.
#140 to #44 - motherfuckingkenji
Reply +9
(07/22/2013) [-]
Just because.
Just because.
#231 to #140 - kavtech
Reply +1
(07/22/2013) [-]
Matilda was a ******* awesome movie
#12 - runswithdragons
Reply +130
(07/22/2013) [-]
holy ******* **** the titanic one made me ******* lose my ****
holy ******* **** the titanic one made me ******* lose my ****
#25 - sinclairr
Reply +123
(07/22/2013) [-]
"I asked for ice but this is ridiculous'"   
   
It took me a minute to figure out this was an actual joke and not just gibberish
"I asked for ice but this is ridiculous'"

It took me a minute to figure out this was an actual joke and not just gibberish
#42 - frankwest ONLINE
Reply +111
(07/22/2013) [-]
Ladies and gentleman, every greentext story on /b/ ever.
#88 to #42 - Shadow Guardian
Reply 0
(07/22/2013) [-]
Greentext?
#271 to #270 - tenday
Reply 0
(07/26/2013) [-]
GOD DAMN IT
GOD DAMN IT
#63 to #42 - reginleaf
Reply +5
(07/22/2013) [-]
And now we wait for someone to roll that image.
#120 to #63 - anon
Reply 0
(07/22/2013) [-]
why wait? *roll image*
#70 to #63 - shiftur
Reply 0
(07/22/2013) [-]
**shiftur rolled a random image posted in comment #5360269 at Furries **
**shiftur rolled a random image posted in comment #5360269 at Furries **
#69 to #63 - shiftur
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#6 - dantomkia
Reply +80
(07/22/2013) [-]
Well **** you then, kid
#47 - tdotlegitz
Reply +77
(07/22/2013) [-]
"If she eats a bean she are pregnant"
#93 to #47 - miscarriage
Reply +9
(07/22/2013) [-]
This image has expired
#16 - psychopsychedelic
Reply +57
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