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User avatar #2 - subjectesixseven (07/22/2013) [-]
lol

"discharge"
User avatar #31 to #2 - mutantunicorn (07/22/2013) [-]
and they gave me discharge when i discharged into one
#30 - andovaredoras (07/22/2013) [-]
I read somewhere that in Sparta, since there was a lot of man-on-man action going on in the army (no women nearby anyway), it was good, because it made them care about and love eachother more, and you fight harder for those you love.

That...or they were just horny.
User avatar #80 to #30 - carnagejc (07/23/2013) [-]
That was the Sacred Band of Thebes, not to be confused with the fighting force of the same name that belonged to Carthage.

The man-on-man action in ancient Greece was more of a sexual only thing rather than actual homosexual relationships. (Although they did occur)
User avatar #32 to #30 - genericnickname (07/22/2013) [-]
Why not both?
User avatar #33 to #30 - ADeadlYLepricoN (07/22/2013) [-]
your thinking of the Sacred Band of Thebes, but yeah. And it's worth noting that the whipped same serious ass to. both in AND out of the bedrooms
#60 to #33 - verby ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
They had it in Sparta too. It was actually common for Spartan mentors to have sex with the younger soldiers.
User avatar #129 to #60 - andovaredoras (07/23/2013) [-]
Yeah that's what i heard.
#68 - thatlankydude (07/22/2013) [-]
Leonard Matlovich is the guy's name, dude had some major balls
#75 to #68 - cartoonbacon (07/23/2013) [-]
Poor choice of words.
User avatar #83 to #75 - thatlankydude (07/23/2013) [-]
dude had some major balls courage hope and a bunch of other inspirational **** gays care about
User avatar #82 to #68 - uptightmonkey (07/23/2013) [-]
i bet he did...
#3 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Make all the jokes you want, this is a site dedicated to jokes after all, but you've got to admit that that is really sad.
User avatar #28 to #3 - tehlulzbringer (07/22/2013) [-]
it isn't
User avatar #36 to #28 - TheFagRobot (07/22/2013) [-]
I've seen you on other content, and all you do is bash gays. Have fun with that, asshole.
#44 to #36 - ahahalolz (07/22/2013) [-]
your comment is funny because your insult can become a compliment to a gay man by simply removing the comma...
#104 to #44 - rockmuh (07/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #5 to #3 - yunablade (07/22/2013) [-]
Specially because he was rejected.

And he had to work so hard in buiding confidence to confess to senpai Alphonso!
#52 - justbrandonreally (07/22/2013) [-]
I bet he gave more than a couple discharges for that guy he loved.
#23 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
Generals should put gay lovers on the same squadron. So they'll fight harder to protect their loved ones.
Generals should put gay lovers on the same squadron. So they'll fight harder to protect their loved ones.
User avatar #26 to #23 - deathchain ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
I think there was a special group of soldiers like that in Sparta's military or something. Don't quote me on that.
User avatar #38 to #26 - gokombwantu (07/22/2013) [-]
No you're right, Thebes had one in the 4th century called the sacred band made up of 300 gay men, all couples because they fought harder to protect their lovers.
When they were finally wiped out, the general who killed them (cant remember which country) said it was such a shame because they were good men.
User avatar #42 to #38 - thephantur (07/22/2013) [-]
King Phillip of Macedon praised them for their valor.
#40 to #38 - jemmydubloon (07/22/2013) [-]
were they wiped out before or after intercourse?
User avatar #53 to #23 - maplefang (07/22/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#64 to #23 - cyborgturtle (07/22/2013) [-]
Get the **** out of my head
User avatar #121 to #23 - harshy (07/23/2013) [-]
they don't put siblings in the same squadron anymore so i doubt they would put lovers together
#39 to #23 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
theres a reason married couples usually dont deploy together. I would put the lives of hundreds at risk to save my wife, mission always comes first, but if im thinking about the saftey of just one and not all then im going to fail my mission and get people killed
User avatar #7 - breadmolester (07/22/2013) [-]
this hit my feelers, i was proud to serve in the Canadian forces, not fighting with gay or straight men, but fighting with comrades that love there country :') thats what its all about,

ps there are women too
User avatar #67 to #7 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
So what was wrong with don't ask don't tell?
#51 to #7 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
>canada
>military

choose one
#9 to #7 - thumblocked (07/22/2013) [-]
Did you ever go on a deployment?
User avatar #10 to #9 - breadmolester (07/22/2013) [-]
no, unfortunately not, my carrier was ended abruptly from an injury, i was bumped off a LAV and messed up my ankle, but my point is still true, it doesnt mater what kind of person you were or are, as long as you could watch my back thats all that matters.
#12 to #10 - thumblocked (07/22/2013) [-]
When were you in? Are you one of those boys who was in when Centurion was a rank and not a tank?
User avatar #13 to #12 - breadmolester (07/22/2013) [-]
lol noo, i was in a little over a year, i was a coyote driver, still a trooper aka pte. before i got out,
#14 to #13 - thumblocked (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh that's too bad to hear. I've been in for a little over a year, just finished my SQ.
User avatar #15 to #14 - breadmolester (07/22/2013) [-]
well im guessing ur a trooper aas well, and guessing ur in my home town of gagetown?
#17 to #15 - thumblocked (07/22/2013) [-]
Nope, signaller. And from toronto
User avatar #18 to #17 - breadmolester (07/22/2013) [-]
ahh boo, a smart trade, zipper head is where its at haha, for real though, if i had taken a trade like that id probably still be in.
#19 to #18 - thumblocked (07/22/2013) [-]
I always thought I wanted to be infantry, then I tried digging a trench in Meaford. I think I'll leave the digging to them...
User avatar #21 to #19 - breadmolester (07/22/2013) [-]
haha yea realy, i wanted to go over seays and be a forgen legionary , or stay and be infantry, but i do want some sort of future. and not have the knees of a 122 year old at 30
User avatar #22 to #21 - breadmolester (07/22/2013) [-]
sea's
User avatar #56 to #22 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
seas
#1 - Bforbacon (07/22/2013) [-]
>tfw
User avatar #71 - LocoJoe (07/23/2013) [-]
"a discharge for loving one"

What kind of discharge?
User avatar #81 to #71 - pulluspardus (07/23/2013) [-]
thats the joke....
I think.
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#98 - yorker (07/23/2013) [-]
I don't care if he liked men. He still fought for his country.
User avatar #114 to #98 - roliga (07/23/2013) [-]
Implying VIetnam was fighting for America
User avatar #54 - BubsyB (07/22/2013) [-]
I would have been happy to get discharged out of Vietnam, **** that **** .

Unless he really loved the military.
User avatar #70 to #54 - phtholognyrrh (07/22/2013) [-]
problem is that discharge probably made it damn near impossible to get a good job, since anything other than an honorable discharge is akin to a criminal record.
User avatar #122 to #70 - BubsyB (07/23/2013) [-]
ah, true. Society was messed up towards gays back then.
User avatar #123 to #122 - phtholognyrrh (07/23/2013) [-]
still is.
User avatar #124 to #123 - BubsyB (07/23/2013) [-]
Not in South Australia, Employers won't give a **** what your sexuality is.
User avatar #125 to #124 - phtholognyrrh (07/23/2013) [-]
damn. still over 1000 federal rights that are withheld from lgbt americans.
User avatar #126 to #125 - BubsyB (07/23/2013) [-]
Seriously? **** .
User avatar #127 to #126 - phtholognyrrh (07/23/2013) [-]
thats why i worked so hard as a straight ally to fix the problem.
User avatar #128 to #127 - BubsyB (07/23/2013) [-]
Good on you if that's true mate.
User avatar #131 to #128 - phtholognyrrh (07/23/2013) [-]
thanks sir
User avatar #66 - starblood (07/22/2013) [-]
Rant time. I hate how when people think of gays they automatically think of promiscuity. It's like the content mentions that one guy is gay and all the comments are about gay sex and him being a slut. No, gays are just normal people, we don't suck 3000 dicks a day and **** each other 24/7
User avatar #79 to #66 - demandsgayversion (07/23/2013) [-]
Unless it's a holiday or we win the lottery
User avatar #86 to #79 - starblood (07/23/2013) [-]
Then A-MEN brutha. I'm sucking that D all night long, you pheel me ***** ? Pour up the potion cuz we got the money, cha ching for real!
#87 to #86 - shackle (07/23/2013) [-]
That was beautiful.
User avatar #77 to #66 - alfjnn (07/23/2013) [-]
I think it's because as homosexuals, we tend to have lower standards and care more about personality than we do looks. Sometimes it's easier to get laid gay.
#91 to #66 - clifford (07/23/2013) [-]
It's a stereotype, like all southerners are ignorant 			****		 heads that 			****		 there family members.   
(Sources, My brother is and has been friends with a gay southerner for a long time and I have met and talked to him and his boyfriend quit a few times. I am also a southerner.) Gif. related, it's the people that buy into stereotyping with out meeting a few of the people that they are stereotyping.
It's a stereotype, like all southerners are ignorant **** heads that **** there family members.
(Sources, My brother is and has been friends with a gay southerner for a long time and I have met and talked to him and his boyfriend quit a few times. I am also a southerner.) Gif. related, it's the people that buy into stereotyping with out meeting a few of the people that they are stereotyping.
#24 - fedexman (07/22/2013) [-]
It was even more sad when that soldier was discharged for pedophilia after saving the lives of multiple civilians...people are so judgmental these days, why can't guys just flaunt their fetishes and sexual desires wherever they want?
It was even more sad when that soldier was discharged for pedophilia after saving the lives of multiple civilians...people are so judgmental these days, why can't guys just flaunt their fetishes and sexual desires wherever they want?
User avatar #88 to #24 - IbeTrollinFewl (07/23/2013) [-]
Raping children=/=homosexuality
User avatar #29 to #24 - jedawg (07/22/2013) [-]
Yes because pedos are the equivalent to homos. Yes, this is very true. You have completely showed everyone why this picture is wrong. You are intelligent.
#43 to #4 - SILENCEnight (07/22/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at He's everywhere ** nothing wrong with being gay, faggot.
User avatar #62 to #4 - kavtech (07/22/2013) [-]
woow r00d
User avatar #72 to #4 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
It's so overly pro-gay in here, you all can't even take a joke. None of you know you're right either, you're just following the prevailing trend.
#55 to #4 - killerblue (07/22/2013) [-]
Aww that's cute, he thinks that he matters
#116 to #4 - creepyunclebob (07/23/2013) [-]
so many people jumped on the bandwagon thumbing him down that there's no chance of him coming back from it. Funnyjunk you cray.
#57 to #50 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #22 posted by konradkurze at Karma ** :
What's his name?
User avatar #84 to #57 - alecskiroux (07/23/2013) [-]
jimmy carr
#63 to #16 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
yeah, retaliate by making fun of a mental disability, that's not hypocritical at all
User avatar #58 to #16 - Dwarf (07/22/2013) [-]
> implying autism and retardation are similar
User avatar #35 to #4 - sirvirus (07/22/2013) [-]
There's nothing wrong with being gay you faggot.
#100 to #4 - coolcalx (07/23/2013) [-]
.... he was making a joke.   
you 			*******		 idiots.
.... he was making a joke.
you ******* idiots.
#102 to #100 - fuckingtrolls (07/23/2013) [-]
He tried to be funny on a site called funnyjunk? What an idiot.
#103 to #102 - coolcalx (07/23/2013) [-]
what a silly thing to do
what a silly thing to do
#106 to #103 - fuckingtrolls (07/23/2013) [-]
He should know better.
#8 to #4 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
#49 to #4 - ugoboom ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
User avatar #78 to #4 - alfjnn (07/23/2013) [-]
I hate other gay people.
How on earth can you be that offended?

What's worse than other gay people are the crazy liberals who are offended for us.
Stop it.
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User avatar #105 to #93 - doodogger (07/23/2013) [-]
CORRECTION...
Some guy: I'm gay, guys.
Me: Cool story bro.

...
User avatar #117 to #105 - theawesomeguy (07/23/2013) [-]
what did he say?
User avatar #118 to #117 - doodogger (07/23/2013) [-]
It was my comment. Here's exactly what it said word for word.

">I'm gay.
>Cool story bro.

..."

People thought I was coming out of the closet, so I deleted it and rewrote it correctly. I'm not gay.
User avatar #119 to #118 - theawesomeguy (07/23/2013) [-]
that's funny
User avatar #109 to #105 - superbigfupa (07/23/2013) [-]
Yet again, no one cares
User avatar #110 to #109 - doodogger (07/23/2013) [-]
I will skeet on everyone you love.
#95 to #93 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
nobody ******* cares.
#97 to #95 - doodogger (07/23/2013) [-]
No, I'm not gay. What I mean is, that when people come out of the closet, my reaction is cool story bro.

Okay I really hate anons. They are too pussy to put a comment that may get red thumbs.
User avatar #101 to #97 - superbigfupa (07/23/2013) [-]
Still, nobody cares
User avatar #107 to #101 - doodogger (07/23/2013) [-]
Why does anyone put their comments in if no one cares?
User avatar #108 to #107 - superbigfupa (07/23/2013) [-]
because no one cares
User avatar #11 - tehlulzbringer (07/22/2013) [-]
no they gave him one for sucking his dick
#27 to #11 - psychicpineapple (07/22/2013) [-]
You again? I thought I saw the last of you 10 posts ago.
User avatar #20 to #11 - rieskimo (07/22/2013) [-]
I'd give him a medal for him sucking his dick. Have you tried that? That' ****** ******* difficult man.

Nearly broke my neck trying.
User avatar #45 to #20 - godhatesusall (07/22/2013) [-]
Its not as great as you would think. Its more like sucking a dick than being sucked.
User avatar #46 to #45 - rieskimo (07/22/2013) [-]
I don't want to suck my dick but I would if I could and I still think the ability to do so is impressive.
User avatar #47 to #46 - godhatesusall (07/22/2013) [-]
Fair.
User avatar #85 to #20 - tehlulzbringer (07/23/2013) [-]
I have not
I value my dignity too much
User avatar #25 to #20 - breadmolester (07/22/2013) [-]
weeell... this one time in Catholic school..
#99 - anon (07/23/2013) [-]
"and a discharge for having butt sex with another soldier" is what it should have been
#65 - herbolifee (07/22/2013) [-]
THIS is why I hate people
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