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#2 - subjectesixseven
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(07/22/2013) [-]
lol

"discharge"
#113 to #2 - lamarisagoodname
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#90 to #2 - giinthir
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#31 to #2 - mutantunicorn ONLINE
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(07/22/2013) [-]
and they gave me discharge when i discharged into one
#48 to #31 - silverlance
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(07/22/2013) [-]
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#74 to #31 - phudgepacker
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#4 - mfthecreep
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#43 to #4 - SILENCEnight
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(07/22/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #111 at He's everywhere ** nothing wrong with being gay, faggot.
#78 to #4 - alfjnn ONLINE
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I hate other gay people.
How on earth can you be that offended?

What's worse than other gay people are the crazy liberals who are offended for us.
Stop it.
#92 to #4 - cashanova
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#16 to #4 - captaindawnhawk
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#63 to #16 - anon
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(07/22/2013) [-]
yeah, retaliate by making fun of a mental disability, that's not hypocritical at all
#58 to #16 - Dwarf
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(07/22/2013) [-]
> implying autism and retardation are similar
#55 to #4 - killerblue
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Aww that's cute, he thinks that he matters
#62 to #4 - kavtech
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(07/22/2013) [-]
woow r00d
#8 to #4 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account**
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#72 to #4 - cabbagemayhem
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(07/23/2013) [-]
It's so overly pro-gay in here, you all can't even take a joke. None of you know you're right either, you're just following the prevailing trend.
#50 to #4 - kiermatv
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#57 to #50 - Dwarf
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(07/22/2013) [-]
**Dwarf rolled a random comment #22 posted by konradkurze at Karma ** :
What's his name?
#84 to #57 - alecskiroux
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(07/23/2013) [-]
jimmy carr
#120 to #4 - shreddykickflip
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#35 to #4 - sirvirus
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(07/22/2013) [-]
There's nothing wrong with being gay you faggot.
#41 to #4 - richardfitzwell
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(07/22/2013) [-]
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#116 to #4 - creepyunclebob
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(07/23/2013) [-]
so many people jumped on the bandwagon thumbing him down that there's no chance of him coming back from it. Funnyjunk you cray.
#100 to #4 - coolcalx
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(07/23/2013) [-]
.... he was making a joke.   
you ******* idiots.
.... he was making a joke.
you ******* idiots.
#102 to #100 - fuckingtrolls
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(07/23/2013) [-]
He tried to be funny on a site called funnyjunk? What an idiot.
#103 to #102 - coolcalx
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(07/23/2013) [-]
what a silly thing to do
what a silly thing to do
#106 to #103 - fuckingtrolls
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(07/23/2013) [-]
He should know better.
#130 to #100 - mfthecreep
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#59 to #4 - darkjustifier
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#49 to #4 - ugoboom ONLINE
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#69 to #4 - scarmanagent
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#6 to #4 - breadmolester
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#30 - andovaredoras
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(07/22/2013) [-]
I read somewhere that in Sparta, since there was a lot of man-on-man action going on in the army (no women nearby anyway), it was good, because it made them care about and love eachother more, and you fight harder for those you love.

That...or they were just horny.
#80 to #30 - carnagejc
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(07/23/2013) [-]
That was the Sacred Band of Thebes, not to be confused with the fighting force of the same name that belonged to Carthage.

The man-on-man action in ancient Greece was more of a sexual only thing rather than actual homosexual relationships. (Although they did occur)
#32 to #30 - genericnickname
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Why not both?
#33 to #30 - ADeadlYLepricoN
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(07/22/2013) [-]
your thinking of the Sacred Band of Thebes, but yeah. And it's worth noting that the whipped same serious ass to. both in AND out of the bedrooms
#60 to #33 - verby
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(07/22/2013) [-]
They had it in Sparta too. It was actually common for Spartan mentors to have sex with the younger soldiers.
#129 to #60 - andovaredoras
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Yeah that's what i heard.
#34 to #33 - andovaredoras
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#23 - eclecticparadigm **User deleted account**
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Generals should put gay lovers on the same squadron. So they'll fight harder to protect their loved ones.
Generals should put gay lovers on the same squadron. So they'll fight harder to protect their loved ones.
#64 to #23 - cyborgturtle
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Get the **** out of my head
#26 to #23 - deathchain
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(07/22/2013) [-]
I think there was a special group of soldiers like that in Sparta's military or something. Don't quote me on that.
#38 to #26 - gokombwantu
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(07/22/2013) [-]
No you're right, Thebes had one in the 4th century called the sacred band made up of 300 gay men, all couples because they fought harder to protect their lovers.
When they were finally wiped out, the general who killed them (cant remember which country) said it was such a shame because they were good men.
#42 to #38 - thephantur
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(07/22/2013) [-]
King Phillip of Macedon praised them for their valor.
#40 to #38 - jemmydubloon
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(07/22/2013) [-]
were they wiped out before or after intercourse?
#39 to #23 - anon
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(07/22/2013) [-]
theres a reason married couples usually dont deploy together. I would put the lives of hundreds at risk to save my wife, mission always comes first, but if im thinking about the saftey of just one and not all then im going to fail my mission and get people killed
#53 to #23 - maplefang
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Sauce?
#121 to #23 - harshy
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(07/23/2013) [-]
they don't put siblings in the same squadron anymore so i doubt they would put lovers together
#52 - justbrandonreally
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(07/22/2013) [-]
I bet he gave more than a couple discharges for that guy he loved.
#24 - fedexman
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(07/22/2013) [-]
It was even more sad when that soldier was discharged for pedophilia after saving the lives of multiple civilians...people are so judgmental these days, why can't guys just flaunt their fetishes and sexual desires wherever they want?
It was even more sad when that soldier was discharged for pedophilia after saving the lives of multiple civilians...people are so judgmental these days, why can't guys just flaunt their fetishes and sexual desires wherever they want?
#88 to #24 - IbeTrollinFewl
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Raping children=/=homosexuality
#29 to #24 - jedawg
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Yes because pedos are the equivalent to homos. Yes, this is very true. You have completely showed everyone why this picture is wrong. You are intelligent.
#37 to #29 - trustsharpeye
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#7 - breadmolester
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(07/22/2013) [-]
this hit my feelers, i was proud to serve in the Canadian forces, not fighting with gay or straight men, but fighting with comrades that love there country :') thats what its all about,

ps there are women too
#51 to #7 - anon
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(07/22/2013) [-]
>canada
>military

choose one
#67 to #7 - cabbagemayhem
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(07/22/2013) [-]
So what was wrong with don't ask don't tell?
#9 to #7 - thumblocked
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Did you ever go on a deployment?
#10 to #9 - breadmolester
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(07/22/2013) [-]
no, unfortunately not, my carrier was ended abruptly from an injury, i was bumped off a LAV and messed up my ankle, but my point is still true, it doesnt mater what kind of person you were or are, as long as you could watch my back thats all that matters.
#12 to #10 - thumblocked
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(07/22/2013) [-]
When were you in? Are you one of those boys who was in when Centurion was a rank and not a tank?
#13 to #12 - breadmolester
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(07/22/2013) [-]
lol noo, i was in a little over a year, i was a coyote driver, still a trooper aka pte. before i got out,
#14 to #13 - thumblocked
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Oh that's too bad to hear. I've been in for a little over a year, just finished my SQ.
#15 to #14 - breadmolester
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(07/22/2013) [-]
well im guessing ur a trooper aas well, and guessing ur in my home town of gagetown?
#17 to #15 - thumblocked
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Nope, signaller. And from toronto
#18 to #17 - breadmolester
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(07/22/2013) [-]
ahh boo, a smart trade, zipper head is where its at haha, for real though, if i had taken a trade like that id probably still be in.
#19 to #18 - thumblocked
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(07/22/2013) [-]
I always thought I wanted to be infantry, then I tried digging a trench in Meaford. I think I'll leave the digging to them...
#21 to #19 - breadmolester
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(07/22/2013) [-]
haha yea realy, i wanted to go over seays and be a forgen legionary , or stay and be infantry, but i do want some sort of future. and not have the knees of a 122 year old at 30
#22 to #21 - breadmolester
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(07/22/2013) [-]
sea's
#56 to #22 - Dwarf
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(07/22/2013) [-]
seas
#68 - thatlankydude
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Leonard Matlovich is the guy's name, dude had some major balls
#75 to #68 - cartoonbacon
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(07/23/2013) [-]
Poor choice of words.
#83 to #75 - thatlankydude
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(07/23/2013) [-]
dude had some major balls courage hope and a bunch of other inspirational **** gays care about
#82 to #68 - uptightmonkey
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(07/23/2013) [-]
i bet he did...
#96 - texafornication
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(07/23/2013) [-]
#11 - tehlulzbringer
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(07/22/2013) [-]
no they gave him one for sucking his dick
#27 to #11 - psychicpineapple
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(07/22/2013) [-]
You again? I thought I saw the last of you 10 posts ago.
#20 to #11 - rieskimo
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(07/22/2013) [-]
I'd give him a medal for him sucking his dick. Have you tried that? That' ****** ******* difficult man.

Nearly broke my neck trying.
#45 to #20 - godhatesusall
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Its not as great as you would think. Its more like sucking a dick than being sucked.
#46 to #45 - rieskimo
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(07/22/2013) [-]
I don't want to suck my dick but I would if I could and I still think the ability to do so is impressive.
#47 to #46 - godhatesusall
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(07/22/2013) [-]
Fair.
#85 to #20 - tehlulzbringer
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(07/23/2013) [-]
I have not
I value my dignity too much
#25 to #20 - breadmolester
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(07/22/2013) [-]
weeell... this one time in Catholic school..