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Submitted: 07/22/2013
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#58 - Gerex (07/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#53 - mikoli (07/23/2013) [-]
how do i get /b/ in comic sans?
pic unrelated
#62 to #53 - dontknowmeatall (07/23/2013) [-]
Change your browser font and stop ******* .
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User avatar #40 - prometheo (07/23/2013) [-]
"Women getting what they deserve" really jumbled my nig nogs. Some women deserve to be punched (very few) but not all women.
User avatar #54 to #40 - doodogger (07/23/2013) [-]
Punched by a bigger woman, not a man.
#38 - NhuckCorris (07/23/2013) [-]
aw yee
aw yee
#64 to #38 - notstill (07/23/2013) [-]
There's no question that both people there are ***** .

I don't have a problem with women, I have a problem with women who think they can get away with whatever the hell they want because they think "guys cant hit a gurlz"

I can't say that she got what she deserved but if I was there I can't say I would stop that guy.


User avatar #59 to #38 - doodogger (07/23/2013) [-]
Let's just say she's always a bitch/psycho to him. A small part of me is like "yeah!", but another part of me is uneasy. I just don't like it when men hit women. Just doesn't feel right.
User avatar #56 to #38 - roflnaut (07/23/2013) [-]
That guy looks like a douchebag.
Just saying.
#18 - nadastress (07/22/2013) [-]
Kill the bitch if you need to, but Comic Sans?
#34 to #18 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
comic sans day on 4chan. I think it's July the 5th.
#35 to #34 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
...And I just realized the posts are from February or April OR ************* SEpTEMBER. Slly 'muricans and their messed up date system.
User avatar #52 to #35 - teranin ONLINE (07/23/2013) [-]
April
User avatar #23 to #18 - skinless (07/22/2013) [-]
who the **** cares
User avatar #25 to #23 - nadastress (07/22/2013) [-]
The ones with skin.
#8 - TommyChan (07/22/2013) [-]
So i seen this story that rustled my jim jams:

>2005
>i'm 22 years old
>education was finished and had started work as a junior project coordinator (i studied construction management)
>with all the money i had saved up from work during my uni years I was finally able to put a deposit down on a house
>around this time meet a girl
>she's beautiful and really sweet
>i'm not the best looking guy but she seems totally into me so who am I to question it
>we start dating
>things are amazing for about 6 months
>she tells me she wants to get serious & move in with me
>still paying off my place but have a decent job with good prospects so why not
>live with her for about a year. all is well
>eventually have a kid
>we agreed that we didn't want to leave our son in day care for most of his upbringing while the 2 of us work so she becomes a stay at home mum
>i pick up a second job to support my new family whilst trying to pay off a mortgage
>since i'm pulling about 60+ hours a week i'm constantly exhausted and can't get it up sometimes
>this seems to bother her but she understands that I need to work
>fast forward to 2009
>find out through a friend that the woman i have been living with has been taking our son to daycare since he was old enough to
>she takes the money i give her and spends it on **** knows what whilst our son spends his days with strangers
User avatar #9 to #8 - TommyChan (07/22/2013) [-]
cont.

>her friends (who are big time feminists) have been encouraging her to cheat on me because apparently i've been "denying her sexual freedom" by refusing to sleep with her
>even though it's not my fault because i work so much
>absolutely devastated
>confront her about it
>she calls me every name under the sun and says that she's been speaking to a lawyer
>apparently since we've been living together for a number of years she's entitled to half of everything
>half of MY house, MY stuff, MY money
>even half of my ******* superannuation, money that i've been making since I was 15
>but that's not the worst part
>since i've apparently been abusing her, she's going to try and claim damages and get everything
>she wants to take my son away and live with her folks interstate
>get my own lawyer
>he's fairly confident that she won't be able to take everything
>finish with the court ******** last year
>she tried to take it all but since there was no physical abuse she couldn't
>the whole process was so frightening and mentally exhausting
>she was stone ******* cold the entire time
>after all of the legal/lawyer fees plus time off work i had to take, i'm left with nothing
>i turned up job opportunities, ones that would MAKE my career to support this ****
>had to sell my place & move back in with my parents
>have to pay child support for the next 15 years and only get to see my son on weekends
>since she's taking him interstate i'll hardly ever get to
>feel like a complete and utter failure
User avatar #74 to #9 - megatheman (07/24/2013) [-]
What is her address. i will hire a ******* assasain. hopefully the rapey kind.
User avatar #73 to #9 - megatheman (07/24/2013) [-]
i am now going onto skyrim and killing my wife. im too afraid of this happening and her taking braith away.
User avatar #63 to #9 - greenstrongworld (07/23/2013) [-]
How are you right now? I feel really bad for you. Your story and many others are the main reason I tend to avoid relationships altogether. Believe me, if you find confidence in yourself, you can live happily without a relationship.
#60 to #9 - fukkentyranitar (07/23/2013) [-]
That physically upset me.
That physically upset me.
#72 to #60 - biddo (07/23/2013) [-]
this gif makes me laugh so hard everytime. they way the hand look when it throws its head, nothing adds up...i laugh at stupid things
#57 to #9 - biddo (07/23/2013) [-]
if i win the lottery, you remember my 						*******					 name, biddo. im going to message you on funnyjunk and commence the greatest money transfer the likes of paypal has ever seen.
if i win the lottery, you remember my ******* name, biddo. im going to message you on funnyjunk and commence the greatest money transfer the likes of paypal has ever seen.
User avatar #61 to #57 - swiiftninja (07/23/2013) [-]
>I seen this story
>seen
>story
Ok you do that
#71 to #61 - biddo (07/23/2013) [-]
lets just imagine i was saying it to the poor soul that story happened to.
#55 to #9 - arialynx (07/23/2013) [-]
Well, there goes part of my faith in humanity.
Well, there goes part of my faith in humanity.
#50 to #9 - franktonfire (07/23/2013) [-]
Somebody needs to find that bitch and kill her.
Somebody needs to find that bitch and kill her.
User avatar #48 to #9 - tabarzins (07/23/2013) [-]
I'm probably an in the closet psychopath or w/e, but if that were me id have ******** her. And most likely her family as well. And since I probably end up in jail for life id take out as much people as I can before they take me out.
#46 to #9 - basstard (07/23/2013) [-]
I know no peace,this rustled me too hard.
I know no peace,this rustled me too hard.
#45 to #9 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
My bf and I wrote up an agreement while I was pregnant stating that both parties will always have 50/50 custody no matter what, we both signed it and had it signed by the courts. We're still happily together, but he went through this kind of **** with his ex when she claimed abuse and moved her and their son to a women's shelter (he eventually got his son back), but I recommend anyone who's in a relationship to do this while you're still on good terms!!!!
#65 to #45 - creepyunclebob (07/23/2013) [-]
I don't think I would even want 50/50 custody. You lose too much control of your kid when they live under different rules half the time. They can sort of play the parents against each other to get what they want, and the results of that are really unpredictable.
#75 to #65 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Kids deserve to have both parents in their life, **** gets tough, but staying together for the kids is a crap answer. A happy parent makes a better parent.
#76 to #75 - creepyunclebob (07/29/2013) [-]
I don't think both of them are necessary. Or at least I think having just one parent is better than switching off between two radically different home environments.
User avatar #44 to #9 - amuro (07/23/2013) [-]
Horrible, so ******* horrible. I feel bad for the poor bastard...
#42 to #9 - rustlingthejimmys (07/23/2013) [-]
****					 like this pisses me off to the core. I can't help... but here have a thumb from my heart
**** like this pisses me off to the core. I can't help... but here have a thumb from my heart
+5
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#36 to #9 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
only thing I can say is to have patience when things are going a little downside

it will get better
#33 to #9 - vladstronsy (07/23/2013) [-]
This is why I hate family law. This **** is utterly ****** and screws everyone involved and **** I hate the 'feminists' (Overstated ***** with entitlement issues) that pull this **** and make the real feminists (people getting acid thrown at them) look bad. I'm a woman and **** like this is absolutely unacceptable in my eyes. I mean the family law thing is ****** up enough but this drives me insane. The entire system needs to be reformed otherwise **** like this will get WORSE. You have my sympathy as a female and more then that someone who understands how ****** up your situation can be.
#29 to #9 - fizzor ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh **** this pissed me off.
#16 to #9 - bariummanisback (07/22/2013) [-]
See, stuff like this makes me want to resolve to celibacy. Or carry a prenuptial agreement wherever I go.   
   
   
You're not a failure, she's just a bitch.
See, stuff like this makes me want to resolve to celibacy. Or carry a prenuptial agreement wherever I go.


You're not a failure, she's just a bitch.
User avatar #15 to #9 - TommyChan (07/22/2013) [-]
Keep in mind that this is not MY story
User avatar #43 to #15 - TommyChan (07/23/2013) [-]
I take no credit in this
#20 to #15 - jinapayne (07/22/2013) [-]
Well whoever wrote it, that sucks, still could be fake, but I sorta believe it
#14 to #9 - jinapayne (07/22/2013) [-]
I dont know if this is real or fake, but if it's real Im so ******* sorry, that sucks
I hope that **** gets what she deserves
#19 to #14 - bariummanisback (07/22/2013) [-]
Karma's a funny thing. One way or another, she'll get what she deserves. Probably when her son becomes a delinquent/criminal because he never gets to see his father, and she's responsible for him.
Karma's a funny thing. One way or another, she'll get what she deserves. Probably when her son becomes a delinquent/criminal because he never gets to see his father, and she's responsible for him.
#26 to #19 - traceirving (07/22/2013) [-]
That's not really karma though, because the son didn't do anything wrong. I'd like to think He'd just grow up to resent her after looking more into the past events (and because really it's not hard to resent 'feminists').
#6 - trollczar (07/22/2013) [-]
I GET IT NOW!!
User avatar #4 - zombiefied (07/22/2013) [-]
Perhaps the picture the OP posted is him showing off his biceps to his girlfriend
#2 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that ******* Comic Sans I see?
#7 to #2 - msfattytroll (07/22/2013) [-]
You got a ******* problem with comic sans?
User avatar #49 to #7 - thefortysecond (07/23/2013) [-]
yes
yes i do
User avatar #3 to #2 - toymoo (07/22/2013) [-]
No.
#1 - Bforbacon ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
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