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I need a new and Malware program because the AVG is up. Any suggestions?
Like ' Comment ' Unfollow Post ' 4 hours ago near , MI ' It
Buy a MAC
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AUG Free still works fine, They' ll try to sell you the
upgrade, but you don' t need to do it, I agree though -- buy a mac!
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i, ,,, adim, ti: e, , to buy a mac because your expired
is i e saying you' re out of condoms so you' re just going to go ****
dudes
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#1 - twi (07/21/2013) [-]
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#5 - lifeiscool **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
Macs get viruses, too...
#6 to #5 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
And when they do it's hilarious - like the one that could make macbook's batteries literally explode on your dick.
#11 to #6 - TheVirusSlayer (07/22/2013) [-]
When that comes, I'm not sure what will make a bigger mess... Chunks of bloody man-parts or the 			***********		?
When that comes, I'm not sure what will make a bigger mess... Chunks of bloody man-parts or the *********** ?
User avatar #107 to #5 - TarnRazor (07/22/2013) [-]
And so do gay dudes. This analogy works.
User avatar #217 to #5 - getsheadfromdolan (07/22/2013) [-]
i had a mac. didnt get a virus. the HDD crashed and i couldnt even use it. that is why i switched to windows
#92 to #5 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Not as much. The only reason people think they don't is that PCs are more popular, making assholes write more versus for it.
#163 to #92 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
most viruses are made with a purpose.

like advertisment companies would inject a trojan virus to get information from you so they can make ads accordingly.

i once had this fake anti virus software that tried to install itself on my computer, wouldnt let me access chrome and said i had to buy their thing or it wont delete. i found the key online and all was great
#17 to #5 - Taromillas ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Not ''viruses'' in the sense of traditional viruses like people know them as.
For a virus to successfully infect OSX, is if you actually let it through. There are security checks for major programs attempting to access your hard drive / system files before they do so, and you have to enter your password when these security checks happen to make sure it's safe, but if you're quite frankly, stupid, and download something questionable then yeah, a mac can get a virus, but only because of a human's willing, not due to the flaw in tech.
User avatar #99 to #17 - enkmaster (07/22/2013) [-]
All Windows have cracks.

All Apples have worms.
User avatar #23 to #17 - profkitty (07/22/2013) [-]
Which is pretty much a decent amount of PC and Mac users, some of them don't even know what they are doing just clicking **** .
#24 to #23 - Taromillas ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Yay for stupid consumers with money!
#193 to #17 - cabbagemayhem (07/22/2013) [-]
You just described Windows UAC and *nix privilege separation. All of these, including OSX's, while powerful, can still be bypassed without the user's knowledge if not all security practices are followed to a tee (which is almost all of us). The virus may not even need to be bypass it.

Macs don't have viruses because nobody wants to waste their time writing a virus for a computer that has less than 10% of the market share.
#125 to #17 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Just like a PC.
I have never, ever had a virus on my PC. I'm not a ******* idiot.
The whole "No virus" ******** pisses me off.
#124 to #17 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
look up jRat
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#12 to #5 - ucmerolling (07/22/2013) [-]
**ucmerolling rolled a random image posted in comment #427440 at Ponyville ** and ******* dudes won't stop you from getting an std.
#95 - xeroxclad (07/22/2013) [-]
thought id share, worth the enlarge
User avatar #115 to #95 - blooddodo ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Long post, interesting read.
#38 - skiskate (07/22/2013) [-]
I think that we can all agree that 98% of funnyjunk hates macs . I even own one and i want to throw it out the window every time i use it
User avatar #40 to #38 - hates (07/22/2013) [-]
I don't mind macs, it's iTunes I hate. You have to know exactly what you're doing to change their music to mp3s. And you have to open the iTunes library in windows explorer (as in, view the actual folder in your computer) to copy music to stuff. iTunes just tries to make it hard to work with non-iDevices
#54 to #40 - rockstarownage ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
i assume you're using a mac, however if not, i have some suggestions as to converters etc that work very well that i use to get my music, i've never bought a song from itunes since i've had an ipod.
User avatar #55 to #54 - hates (07/22/2013) [-]
No, I use a pc. But I have iTunes on the family computer, but not on my laptop/personal computer. You know that iTunes has technically fit the description of some sort of virus in the past? It's because they had an update where they installed Safari, their web browser, without having an option to disable it, and without even telling you they're installing it.

Basically, Apple just acts like they can do whatever the **** they want, even if it's illegal.
#56 to #55 - rockstarownage ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
i've never gotten too much into itunes, i basically use it just for putting music on my ipod, and i rarely ever accept any changes it allows

however, i can walk you through (if you use chrome) to adding a downloader where you can download music straight off of youtube, i've been using it for years now and hasn't failed me, as i've said, never bought a song from itunes
User avatar #60 to #56 - hates (07/22/2013) [-]
I already have tons of stuff to download music off youtube, and download any songs/videos that are on a site, using chrome extensions
#61 to #60 - rockstarownage ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
alrighty, just trying to help another community member, have a great day
#62 to #60 - rockstarownage ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
also, i was just offering help because it sounded as if you were buying music, but then i remembered who the hell does that.
User avatar #65 to #62 - hates (07/22/2013) [-]
What? What was the b word you said?
#66 to #65 - rockstarownage ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
haha, i see what you did there
#41 to #40 - skiskate (07/22/2013) [-]
I always have that problem
#117 to #38 - spacelubber (07/22/2013) [-]
I have that as my background!
User avatar #58 to #38 - TheAristocrats (07/22/2013) [-]
wowzers you're the super coolest
User avatar #77 to #38 - tidex (07/22/2013) [-]
The only problem I have with mac is the retarded price, the hardware is actually pretty good. But to be honest I hate OS X, like me and my friends say "Made by idiots, for idiots". But I just boot linux on it, and the problem is solved.
User avatar #86 to #38 - uhidk (07/22/2013) [-]
same here. it's a curse.
User avatar #144 to #38 - theturkeyburger (07/22/2013) [-]
"Throw it out the window" You could've done something clever. You ****** up your chance.
#81 to #38 - ADeadlYLepricoN (07/22/2013) [-]
would you say you want to throw it out the   
   
Windows?
would you say you want to throw it out the

Windows?
User avatar #127 to #81 - stijnverheye (07/22/2013) [-]
would not work , windows doesnt support mac
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#16 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
related, worth it
User avatar #25 to #16 - imofcnotharveydent (07/22/2013) [-]
damn, that's sweet
User avatar #88 to #16 - folkflunky (07/22/2013) [-]
Good Guy Apple worker.
#87 to #39 - datmanksa (07/22/2013) [-]
also this
User avatar #149 - pulluspardus (07/22/2013) [-]
Microsoft Security Essentials.
#185 - jakelax (07/22/2013) [-]
i have a mac and before i get hated, i only use it for music, to check mail, and to fap

in my opinion PCs are better, i just got the mac as a gift
#186 to #185 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
keep it relevant
#188 to #186 - jakelax (07/22/2013) [-]
how is that not relevant..?
<-this is irrelevant
User avatar #203 to #188 - moshthun (07/22/2013) [-]
Ohmygod, yes.
#209 - thempc (07/22/2013) [-]
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#207 - Keidis (07/22/2013) [-]
I'm PRETTY Sure that the guy in green is the Computer Man....
#216 - snored (07/22/2013) [-]
I`m using a mac right now, and I like it. Before the hate comes, let me explain myself.

One of the main things I use my computer for is music recording and editing. Macs have always been good at this, because the OS has been made with this in mind. The OS handles sound, picture and movie files very fast and efficient, and there is a lot of music, picture, and video software for macs on the market.

But this does not mean that I hate Microsoft and "ordinary" PCs. For example, I fully agree that PCs are superior for gaming. The only game I play on the computer is Minecraft, and my mac handles that perfectly fine, so for my part it does not matter that much. I also agree that the macs are overpriced.

There seems to be a lot of hate on both sides of this "conflict", and there are way too many people who just jump on the hating bandwagon instead of thinking through the situation.

Now I`ll just lean back and wait for the red thumbs.
User avatar #220 to #216 - iamposeidon (07/22/2013) [-]
Im with you all the way bro
#222 to #216 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
It's just fat no life dudes who argue over pc's.
They just basically say '' i don't like macs so you shouldn't buy it for yourself '' ....
#42 - thehumor (07/22/2013) [-]
Im terrible with computers   
   
I have a toshiba and im told it's decent   
   
Might i ask what makes macs so terrible?
Im terrible with computers

I have a toshiba and im told it's decent

Might i ask what makes macs so terrible?
User avatar #122 to #42 - burdenedsoul (07/22/2013) [-]
two major things
1.) the price... for the same as a mac, you can build your own windows/Linux computer for half that, and it'll be three times, if not more, powerful than the mac
2.) the OS is locked down super tight, not allowing many programs and games. for basic children needs, it's ok, but for anything requiring customization (beyond the desktop background, or the screensaver), windows/Linux is better

tl;dr mac sucks
User avatar #129 to #122 - trimageryan (07/22/2013) [-]
Hell, even if you wanted a laptop you could buy a very nice Alienware laptop for the same price as a **** macbook air.
User avatar #135 to #129 - burdenedsoul (07/22/2013) [-]
agreed, the bottom line alienware desktop is 799.99, bottom line mac desktop is 1499.99

laptops... alienware 14 gaming laptop... even the minimum tech options are better than the MacBook air, with a larger screen, for the same price
User avatar #136 to #135 - burdenedsoul (07/22/2013) [-]
and the alienware desktops are far better as well
User avatar #139 to #136 - burdenedsoul (07/22/2013) [-]
whats this? I mislabeled the price for the alienware, the x51, the bottomline desktop, isn't 799.99, it's 699.99... and its still better than the imac!
User avatar #76 to #42 - phtholognyrrh (07/22/2013) [-]
macs tend to be better for inexperienced users or people used to design programs. they have higher resolution retina display screens, are often times lightning fast due to the hard-drive differences (on the macbook air series, whish does not have a disk hard drive). the cons are mac os is locked down as **** , so nothing considered unstable by the os will run. it hates java and flash, and many other common programs, because the developers try to prevent computer crashes, and so dont allow for errors to occur. this means youre virus free, but it means you have to do a lot of work to change basic settings and features. mac laptops are also far more expensive, but nowadays youre paying quite a bit for the screen and a few other features (like applecare, which is a pretty damn good warranty system). i was on macs for years through school because of the stuff we were doing, but i switched to pc for raw power and cost.
#44 to #42 - pxthreezerothree (07/22/2013) [-]
There is not anything truly wrong with the computers themselves, my man
objection to them is that they are over priced. Also, the Mac OS doesn't support a lot of programs or games and isn't as easily manipulated as Windows.
User avatar #120 to #44 - tauntaun (07/22/2013) [-]
so if macs played games and allowed apps and was less money it would be fine?
#235 to #120 - pxthreezerothree (07/23/2013) [-]
Yes, the hardware in the computer has never been the problem. Really, it's the price and the OS. I don't know if I would switch over to mac but I'd definitely included in list of potentials.
User avatar #123 to #120 - burdenedsoul (07/22/2013) [-]
it would, but it'd be like comparing browsers, chrome is windows/linux, and mac is internet explorer

that said, if mac would allow more games/programs, than it'd be like mac is firefox, a decent competitor, but still not as good as chrome
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User avatar #174 to #170 - burdenedsoul (07/22/2013) [-]
no I did not, because I use chrome, so I was basing my comparison on i.e. 9(? the one before the current one)

I should have clarified this, and I apologize
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User avatar #181 to #179 - burdenedsoul (07/22/2013) [-]
yeah, I used to use firefox, then I switched to chrome, so happy I did

and the only time I've ever used I.E. is when I was on someone elses computer, and they only had I.E.
#169 - thahobomaster (07/22/2013) [-]
TY OP for not redboxing
#126 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Who ***** with antivirus? Just get malwarebytes
#148 - thapizzakillr (07/22/2013) [-]
ah macs. as a technician i hate working on them. especially macbooks. a buddy of mine sold me a 17in powerbook g4 a few years back for $30. i fixed it for personal use. it had a nice screen but flash player would lag horribly and it was incompatible with so many things it would make a linux pc look like a packed library of software. i sold it for $450 and got myself an ipod touch. now, that's where my respect for apple curved down a bit. i recently got an iphone 4s and a week ago that lonesome bitch siri was getting lonely or something because my contacts went down the 			*******		 out of nowhere. poof. i thought iphones and ipods were the only decent pieces of 			****		 apple produced but they have made me go to hell and back with my luck. now i'm stuck with a non jailbroken ios 6 device. it feels like they gave me a new house but only let me use the livingroom. strangely enough my ipod touch works flawlessly. either way 			****		 apple.
ah macs. as a technician i hate working on them. especially macbooks. a buddy of mine sold me a 17in powerbook g4 a few years back for $30. i fixed it for personal use. it had a nice screen but flash player would lag horribly and it was incompatible with so many things it would make a linux pc look like a packed library of software. i sold it for $450 and got myself an ipod touch. now, that's where my respect for apple curved down a bit. i recently got an iphone 4s and a week ago that lonesome bitch siri was getting lonely or something because my contacts went down the ******* out of nowhere. poof. i thought iphones and ipods were the only decent pieces of **** apple produced but they have made me go to hell and back with my luck. now i'm stuck with a non jailbroken ios 6 device. it feels like they gave me a new house but only let me use the livingroom. strangely enough my ipod touch works flawlessly. either way **** apple.
User avatar #173 to #148 - kernelstack (07/22/2013) [-]
Still, $30 is a pretty good deal. Even for a macbook...
User avatar #175 to #173 - thapizzakillr (07/22/2013) [-]
well sure by all means but the use i got out of it wasn't worth hanging on to. that's why i used the same money for an ipod touch.
User avatar #221 - danvdvas (07/22/2013) [-]
Saying to buy a Mac because your Anti-Virus expired is like buying a new Lamborghini because your Ferrari ran out of fuel.
User avatar #112 - AlanbalMIT (07/22/2013) [-]
Avast
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