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Bad Kid's Jokes Comp 2

Bad Kid's Jokes Comp 2. Sub/friend Shall I make more? wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww . Bad Kid' s Jokes tit They are ugly and they smell Iii The Skittle why did the go how

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Bad Kid' s Jokes
tit
They are ugly and they smell
Iii
The Skittle
why did the go howling?
because he is part of howling.
What Did The Dog
Q: what did the dog do to the fkmr
A: it clean the fkmr
Where Did The Chicken
Where did the chicken go when he broke his legs.
He went to get a girl friend.
Acar Crash
what did the chicken do when it sawa car crash
call the police
In A Dog House
how many pigs are in a dog house
only one because pigs are fat
animals Md's shad kids idlers
I bet this next one is the same kid who
submitted the "run over" joke...
Three Guys On A Plane
There were three guys on a plane.
the bit into an apple, thought it was too sweet. He threw it out the window.
The second guy bit into a rock.
wmm
Baltman
WHAT ?
The
My Pizza
man: waiter how long will my pizza be ?
waiter: not very long. lol
Zero
Q. whats worse than getting hacka test with a zero?
A, getting hacka test with . brag about it. quit from school. then find out it
want really yours. you got zero.
Mans
man: you are evil
other man: i am not
man: yes
yes
IIC?
yes
IIC?
yes
IIC?
yes
IIC?
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#35 - Emers (07/21/2013) [-]
"How long will my pizza be?"   
"Not very long. lol."
"How long will my pizza be?"
"Not very long. lol."
#195 to #35 - powellrebecca (07/22/2013) [-]
i love supernatural
i love supernatural
User avatar #23 - aleissaksa (07/21/2013) [-]
apology for english
where were you when both mans is died


i was sat at home when frend ring

'both mans is kill'
'no'
#285 to #23 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
older than my granpa
#44 to #23 - anon (07/21/2013) [-]
yes
User avatar #59 to #44 - localcatbarber (07/21/2013) [-]
no
#61 to #59 - anon (07/21/2013) [-]
yes
#80 to #61 - anon (07/21/2013) [-]
[both mans die]
User avatar #60 to #44 - youngduece (07/21/2013) [-]
no
yes
no
yes
#70 - fukkendragonite (07/21/2013) [-]
Are we just gonna ignore this heartwarming, alpha as **** story?

***** broke his legs. What did he do? Sit around bitching about it? NO ************ . He went out and got himself a girlfriend because **** broken legs, no broken legs are gonna impede this alpha ************ .
#117 to #70 - twobeanersonetaco (07/22/2013) [-]
It's the only thing TO do.
#45 - ZenMacros ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
tfw broken legs and no gf
User avatar #159 to #45 - psychopsychedelic (07/22/2013) [-]
Now you know what you must do
#4 - Protomix (07/21/2013) [-]
the answer is buttman
the answer is buttman
#270 to #4 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Don't laugh at the boy in the gif, he's special.
#316 to #4 - jakfriggen (07/22/2013) [-]
I'll save this for the next time I come across a bald man with a buttheaded face.
+38
#85 - icewraith has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #104 to #85 - feelythefeel (07/22/2013) [-]
God dammit, I'm way too late.
#72 - bongconnery (07/21/2013) [-]
WHAT DID THE THIRD GUY DO!?!?
#102 to #72 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
buttman
#340 to #72 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
actually the third guy bit a bomb, he threw it out the window...
When the plane lands..
-----------------------------------------
there came a girl crying, she got the apple in the head. First man apologized.

After a guy came crying, he got the rock in the head.. Second man apolgized.

Then Another guy came laughing, He said: "When I farted the school blowed up"
User avatar #216 to #72 - bagguhsleep (07/22/2013) [-]
The third guy was the apple.
#223 to #72 - kyuux (07/22/2013) [-]
Third??
User avatar #77 to #72 - biomedic (07/21/2013) [-]
Probably got sucked out the window after the first guy opened it to throw the apple out.
#62 - mayormilkman (07/21/2013) [-]
"[both mans die]"
#33 - buttholee ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Well... he's not wrong...
#32 - sinclairr (07/21/2013) [-]
The answer is buttman
The answer is always buttman....
#14 - bubbabrent (07/21/2013) [-]
"it wasent really yours. you got zero"
#175 to #14 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
will someone please photoshop this onto a bunny
#13 - organicglory (07/21/2013) [-]
These little kids are more funny than half of FunnyJunk
These little kids are more funny than half of FunnyJunk
User avatar #230 to #13 - trilobyte (07/22/2013) [-]
That gif is so smooth
#251 to #13 - hokeymon (07/22/2013) [-]
Fak you ****** I can be funny if I want to.
User avatar #297 to #13 - Logicaltightrope (07/22/2013) [-]
Which half?
#191 to #13 - blanketandpillow (07/22/2013) [-]
These little kids are funnier than half of Comedy Central.
User avatar #145 to #13 - dajokaman (07/22/2013) [-]
*90%
User avatar #158 to #145 - organicglory (07/22/2013) [-]
I feel like if I said that, then people would be butthurt
User avatar #319 to #145 - cabbagemayhem ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
What are you talking about? These kids are ******* stupid...60%
User avatar #320 to #319 - dajokaman (07/22/2013) [-]
99.999999%
User avatar #83 to #13 - gamebug (07/21/2013) [-]
"Half"
#7 - LOLWUTS (07/21/2013) [-]
Please, make more of these. ******* comedy gold right here.
#2 - lusir (07/21/2013) [-]
These are pretty awesome....and they are educating
"What did the chicken do when it saw a car crash?"
....well called the police you ******* dumbass.....
User avatar #106 to #2 - wtfduud (07/22/2013) [-]
A hospital would have been better.
User avatar #69 - jonathanmorns (07/21/2013) [-]
these jokes are a *******
#39 - theturtletrolley (07/21/2013) [-]
I lost it at    
'Not very long lol'
I lost it at
'Not very long lol'
#263 - josieabby (07/22/2013) [-]
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#133 - hungryforwords (07/22/2013) [-]
Why did the skittle go bowling?
To hang out with Cousin
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