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#115 - jetmint (07/26/2013) [-]
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#92 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
You can't just buy parents, either.
#117 to #92 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Which is weird because you can buy children
#89 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
Batman trained in martial arts for a very long time(difrent amounts depending on commic version.) Iron man is the spoiled brat who truly bought his super powers. Especialy since he have classic superpowers (fly, close to indestructible, shoot fire thrue hand ect.) indiffrence from batman.
#85 - kenver (07/22/2013) [-]
my classmate's mother-in-law makes $80/hour on the internet. She has been out of work for eight months but last month her check was $15235 just working on the internet for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more You need to login to view this link
User avatar #84 - giinthir (07/22/2013) [-]
So like, he hides his identity, because he doesn't want to be arrested, or to protect his loved ones? He can pay them off for whatever he does, and he doesn't have any family.
Why with the secret then?
#98 to #84 - scantoz (07/22/2013) [-]
He has to protect himself also. Imagine all the bad guys finding out he was Bruce Wayne. The wayne tower would be blown to **** ..
User avatar #101 to #98 - giinthir (07/22/2013) [-]
He'd have the money and the resources to keep it safe.
User avatar #87 to #84 - Furubatsu (07/22/2013) [-]
To protect Alfred, duh.
Also taking the law into your own hands is illegal
and Imagine how many villains would sue him for injuries
User avatar #88 to #87 - giinthir (07/22/2013) [-]
Alfred could hide in the batcave.
Even though it's illegal, he could just pay them for whatever he does or any crime.
He can easily call it self defense.
User avatar #79 - thunderkrux (07/22/2013) [-]
Batman doesn't buy superpowers he buys cans of whoopass.
#77 - mraye (07/22/2013) [-]
Or Ironman. Or... Peter Parker.
#90 to #77 - andromedika (07/22/2013) [-]
Peter Parker got bitten by a radioactive spider that gave him a 						*******					 of abilities.
Peter Parker got bitten by a radioactive spider that gave him a ******* of abilities.
#91 to #90 - mraye (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, but he had to buy the web shooters & spider tracers.
#103 to #91 - kiermatv (07/22/2013) [-]
no, he made the web shooters and web, all of his gadgets are spidermade
which is why he now works at Horizon (a stark industries affiliate) in the comics
#106 to #103 - mraye (07/22/2013) [-]
So the materials and the chemicals were absolutely free?
User avatar #94 to #91 - andromedika (07/22/2013) [-]
My point is that he doesn't completely rely on his gadgets. He has powers too.
#107 to #94 - incavis (07/22/2013) [-]
Super strength, stickiness, etc.
#76 - mirmulnir (07/22/2013) [-]
I feel like this will be useful somehow..
#75 - captainsheperd (07/22/2013) [-]
**captainsheperd rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Me Right Now ** what i would do to batman
#74 - aglet (07/22/2013) [-]
**aglet rolled a random image posted in comment #5301458 at Furries ** how I feel about Batman not actually having a super power.
User avatar #96 to #68 - acemcgunner (07/22/2013) [-]
spiderman thread?
User avatar #63 - metajunky (07/22/2013) [-]
True without his wealth, Bruce Wayne could never undergo the training or afford the gadgets in order to become Batman. However, what makes Bruce Wayne Batman is his will, and that his strict (almost crazy) following of his morals and efforts to get the job done CAN NOT be bought with money. That is why Batman is a superhero, because not even many superheroes have that strength of character Young Justice- Robin Therapy
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#56 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
Superpowers in the real world means money.
User avatar #105 to #56 - thewisedane (07/22/2013) [-]
Batman wrote the book of Lawful Good, he won't screw the rules in any turn.
User avatar #54 - gustaviaable (07/22/2013) [-]
Batman don't have super powers. He's just a lvl 90 rouge.
User avatar #97 to #54 - ICEDgrunge (07/22/2013) [-]
Is that name that hard to spell? If you play any games with a character class called that, then you've stared at how it's spelled for ******* hours. It baffles me that people have such trouble with that.
User avatar #100 to #97 - gustaviaable (07/22/2013) [-]
I don't play MMORPG's
#59 to #54 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
A level 90 red? red what?
#45 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
Holy **** this ******* pissed me off... I hate batman so much... he's not even a real super hero. There's nothing super about him. He's just a hero. He's basically a smart ninja... are ninjas super heroes? No. Batman should not be part of the justice league. He's a ******* glorified detective. He has no super powers. He's not super human. He's a regular ninja. Call him a hero, but not a SUPER hero.
User avatar #55 to #45 - sackit (07/22/2013) [-]
Depends on what a super hero is
#66 to #55 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
Superhero - any of various comic-strip characters with superhuman abilities or magical powers, wearing a distinctive costume, and fighting against evil
Hero - a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities

Batman is a hero, there is no denying that, I completely agree he is a great hero. He just isn't a SUPER hero.
User avatar #50 to #45 - OsamaBinLadenz (07/22/2013) [-]
Wait... isn't this a copypasta?
#67 to #50 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
Doesn't make it any less true.
User avatar #71 to #67 - OsamaBinLadenz (07/22/2013) [-]
To be frank I don't think you realize I don't give a **** . I haven't watched a superhero movie since the pre 2010 Spiderman movies with Tobey Maguire because even though superheroes are cool, I have better thinks to do. If you want to piss off someone with this feel free to hit up one of my friends.
User avatar #72 to #71 - OsamaBinLadenz (07/22/2013) [-]
things*
User avatar #57 to #50 - sanguinesolitude (07/22/2013) [-]
yeah
its the same anon. he goes on every comment he has a copypasta for and tries to instigate.
#69 to #57 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
I like to have ******* conversations... why don't people get that? Not everyone who disagrees with you is a troll...
User avatar #70 to #69 - sanguinesolitude (07/22/2013) [-]
i also like having conversations, but i don't copy paste angry words anonymously to start them. That's called trolling.
#80 to #70 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
No its not. Am I too extreme for you? Too heated? I like having heated debates and my anger sometimes gets out.
User avatar #81 to #80 - sanguinesolitude (07/22/2013) [-]
heated debates are fine, but its just you yelling at people and rejecting all other opinions, thats not a debate.
#109 to #81 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
It is a debate... if I agree with them then it isn't a ******* debate, of course I refute what they say... THAT'S WHAT A ******* DEBATE IS YOU STUPID **** ! God damn you're a ******* idiot...
User avatar #110 to #109 - sanguinesolitude (07/22/2013) [-]
no a debate is hearing other peoples arguments. If nothing that could be said to you could change your mind, and you just mock other opinions as "stupid **** " then you are just trolling people. You haven't made any good arguments in any of the comments I have seen, and so I am left to believe you are just an angry little troll. See how you ended that last comment, that's not debating.
#112 to #110 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
I hear them, I just don't agree with them so I give a counter argument. That doesn't mean i'm trolling anyone. So because you don't agree with what I say you say I have no good arguments. Childish as **** . We're not debating anything right now... you're just being an annoying ******* .
User avatar #113 to #112 - sanguinesolitude (07/22/2013) [-]
but you dont argue. you just say things are stupid.
#114 to #113 - anonymous (07/23/2013) [-]
I do argue... look at the first comment. You're just being an ******* , I was actually debating with someone who just never replied. You've been wasting both our times.
User avatar #65 to #57 - OsamaBinLadenz (07/22/2013) [-]
This is why I quit trolling a year ago. After cancerous pieces of **** like this started "trolling", it just became such **** because people were like "Oh, you troll? I'm a pretty good troll myself trolololol" and then proceeded to be either ******** (not trolls, just ******** ) or they would make an attempt at something they like to think is trolling like this wee little **** here.
User avatar #49 to #45 - wtfareu (07/22/2013) [-]
To be honest anyone who stopped an alien invasion or anyone that can keep up and in some cases beat superheroes kinda earns the status in my book
#32 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
he did not buy the insanity that drives him, that is his superpower. he didn't buy the gear, he had it devloped for him. so either way you can't buy it, i think, may be completely wrong
User avatar #73 to #32 - diffusion (07/22/2013) [-]
Insanity?
#39 to #32 - shatt (07/22/2013) [-]
he bough the gear with company money if i know my batmans correctly
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