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I' m hiding naked in my elsket because there are mattress
delivery men in my extreem and m em thaught tell me I
was just daing my naked thing after my shearer and then Iwas
very shamed inte my elsket and iden’ t knew
hey: leg I have be here leen’ t have snacks er anything
update: Heme a ejeculate Daren my shelf but alse my pheny
battery is at 20% Heel like bear grylls
dent mu have Alethea in yew elsket
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#61 - cheeziswin ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Even if there was clothes in the closet, it'd be rather weird if they put the clothes on and just popped out of the closet like it was a regular day. Could you imagine? You're installing a mattress, and about 6 minutes in someone walks out of the closet. How long were they in the closet? Were they supposed to be in that closet? Did they come from Narnia? Who is that? Why were they in the closet?
User avatar #91 to #61 - noisia (07/22/2013) [-]
If they ask, you could just say "I was naked in my room after having a shower when you came in without knocking, so I had to put some clothes on before being seen."
#157 to #61 - lolollo (07/23/2013) [-]
What were you doing in the closet?
Coming out of the closet...
User avatar #68 to #61 - cheatmasterjunk (07/22/2013) [-]
Don't ask, don't tell
#71 to #61 - stefanovic (07/22/2013) [-]
Makes it that much more awesome
Makes it that much more awesome
#72 to #61 - darthtorn (07/22/2013) [-]
Well. imagine this situation then;
You are hanging your cloths to dry on Thursday afternoon in front of your house, when suddenly, the covered drain across the road slid opened and a well dressed man came climbing out of there holding a pet basket. He looked at you, and you at him, and he said: "Chased my cat into the drained after his vet trip", and you just nod along with a smile and the man just walked away like its a usual thing.
Its a normal everyday occurence, no need to see it as a weird thing.
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#81 to #79 - cheeziswin ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I really don't know what I was thinking there. Now I'm kind of looking at it like this.
Yeah I really don't know what I was thinking there. Now I'm kind of looking at it like this.
User avatar #119 to #79 - nylak (07/22/2013) [-]
The metal bed frames they go on take a few minutes to put together (longer if you have a decorative headboard/footboard to attach to it), and new mattresses are often purchased with new frames.
User avatar #66 to #61 - Loppytaffy (07/22/2013) [-]
Just walk out and say "it's cool guys, I'm ready to tell people that I'm gay."
#15 - tehtrollface (07/22/2013) [-]
>Mattress guy's face when
#76 to #46 - hokeymon (07/22/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
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#77 to #62 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
i have been lurking on FJ for 6 years and this is the 1st time i have ever seen foamy posted
#142 to #77 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Good old Foamy
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#1 - psychrophile (07/21/2013) [-]
HFW they finally leave
#67 to #1 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Seems like he really had some skeletons in his closet, huh?
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User avatar #90 to #82 - ogvind (07/22/2013) [-]
Now anon's in the closet, now anon's in the closet too.
#138 to #90 - grandogger (07/22/2013) [-]
so i PULL OUT MY GUN!
#2 - yomommabinshoppin (07/21/2013) [-]
If you do not have clothes in the closet (I don't blame this person cause I don't either) I direct you to the following instructions.

If girl, masturbate
If boy, masturbate


tl;dr If you are naked in a closet, masturbate
User avatar #92 to #2 - mtflyer (07/22/2013) [-]
That's probably what they meant by "doing my naked thing".
#27 to #2 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
idk why but i just find the thought of girls masturbating repulsive... is that just me?
#41 to #27 - azinfoo (07/22/2013) [-]
Different people have different fetishes, dude.

I find it arousing, personally. Some people find it arousing watching a horse tear the very lining of a man's asshole. I, for one, am not one of those people.

The human mind is very perplexing.

pic related, Peru enjoys gay porn.
#45 to #27 - adrianoc (07/22/2013) [-]
Nah man I don't find it very attractive at all. Personally I get off on the moment building up to the actual sex, during my 8-9 years of fapping I've only ever found one video where I enjoyed the actual sex, that was probably because of the build up though.

MFW softcore porn
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#160 to #80 - adrianoc (08/07/2013) [-]
That I can agree to however it makes it much easier to actually find fappable material
#31 to #27 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
I find it arousing, but yet again im strange.
#16 - nighthawxx (07/22/2013) [-]
>doing my naked thing   
delivery men's fw
>doing my naked thing
delivery men's fw
#117 to #16 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
whats the gif from?
#22 to #16 - lookathecomment (07/22/2013) [-]
Let me finish.
User avatar #23 to #22 - largilloquent (07/22/2013) [-]
wg=hats that gif from, do you know?
User avatar #73 to #38 - enpootis (07/22/2013) [-]
Just in case somebody wants to see that movie
don't do it, it's a piece of crap
also there is a video on youtube that summarizes the whole movie in 3min or so
User avatar #28 to #23 - sinonyx ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
L2google
#51 to #28 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
**** off.
User avatar #32 to #28 - animationhac ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
I just did and its not reversing it. Its giving me an error.
#25 to #23 - lookathecomment (07/22/2013) [-]
I don't know but I just finished.
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User avatar #12 - vampireinarm (07/22/2013) [-]
I really hope it was a she, because then thats a great start to a porno.
#20 to #12 - rakuraimasuta (07/22/2013) [-]
Your a genius!
Your a genius!
#3 - oodlesandoodles ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm out of breath by just 			*******		 reading that.   
   
Periods mother 			******		, have you heard of them/
I'm out of breath by just ******* reading that.

Periods mother ****** , have you heard of them/
User avatar #5 to #3 - imofcnotharveydent (07/22/2013) [-]
found the grammar natzi

protector of the internet, and at the same tine internet killjoy
User avatar #6 to #5 - oodlesandoodles ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
I swear to God, if I see another "Found the [blank]" I will track you down and saw your junk off with a plastic spoon.

Anyway, I'm no grammar nazi. At least, not today as you probably didn't notice my grammar was incorrect in my earlier comment. I found the post to be mentally tiring to read because of the lack of periods, and I commented on that. Shut up and enjoy the internet
#7 to #6 - imofcnotharveydent (07/22/2013) [-]
found the butthurt,   
   
nah, just kidding with you, here have this gif
found the butthurt,

nah, just kidding with you, here have this gif
#9 to #6 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Found the self righteous asscunt.
User avatar #135 to #5 - elcreepo (07/22/2013) [-]
>grammar nazi
>upset at lack of periods

Pick one.
User avatar #83 to #3 - tragono **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
#39 to #3 - theafroman (07/22/2013) [-]
I think that says more about you than op.
User avatar #14 to #3 - crazyhindu (07/22/2013) [-]
Did you never learn how to not read out loud ************ ?
#34 to #14 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
dont get why this got thumbs down, i thought the same thing
User avatar #57 - icameheretotroll (07/22/2013) [-]
Just come out of the closet, i'm sure your mom and dad won't be mad
#126 - optimussum (07/22/2013) [-]
People on Tumblr usually have a lot of trouble coming out of the closet
People on Tumblr usually have a lot of trouble coming out of the closet
User avatar #127 to #126 - thycupcake ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
lel
User avatar #36 - lasomacintosh (07/22/2013) [-]
Of course there's no clothes in the closet. Everybody has a clean clothes pile and a dirty clothes pile.
User avatar #40 to #36 - shunkahawolf (07/22/2013) [-]
i know right? closets are for boxes from all the **** you buy
User avatar #78 - crowd ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
just walk out and say camly, "so that is what narnia is like."
#87 - gerfox (07/22/2013) [-]
"Doing my naked thing after my shower"
"Doing my naked thing after my shower"
#88 to #87 - gerfox (07/22/2013) [-]
Why wouldn't you just do the naked thing before or in the shower?
#129 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
>put on clothes
>pop out of closet completely out of breath putting on best distressed face
>"theyre coming"
>just run away
User avatar #132 - ingabenwetrust (07/22/2013) [-]
They should just jump out of the closet and say
"Man, **** Narnia"
Then leave
User avatar #75 - grubbah (07/22/2013) [-]
Jump out of the closet completely naked, then ask the delivery men:
"What year is it?"
When the reply with the year, exclaim:
"IT WORKED!"
Proceed to run screaming out of the house.
User avatar #89 to #75 - curveball (07/22/2013) [-]
Walk out of the closet calmly.
Examine each of the men quickly but carefully.
Walk up to the one who is more or less the same size as you and say:
"I need your clothes, your boots, and the keys to your delivery vehicle".
You might have be burned with a cigar/beat up all three of them if you want to pull it off.
#114 - zebith (07/22/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 - venoshto (07/22/2013) [-]
just come out
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