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I' m hiding naked in my elsket because there are mattress
delivery men in my extreem and m em thaught tell me I
was just daing my naked thing after my shearer and then Iwas
very shamed inte my elsket and iden’ t knew
hey: leg I have be here leen’ t have snacks er anything
update: Heme a ejeculate Daren my shelf but alse my pheny
battery is at 20% Heel like bear grylls
dent mu have Alethea in yew elsket
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#15 - tehtrollface ONLINE (07/22/2013) [+] (11 replies)
>Mattress guy's face when
#1 - psychrophile (07/21/2013) [+] (1 reply)
HFW they finally leave
#2 - yomommabinshoppin (07/21/2013) [+] (7 replies)
If you do not have clothes in the closet (I don't blame this person cause I don't either) I direct you to the following instructions.

If girl, masturbate
If boy, masturbate


tl;dr If you are naked in a closet, masturbate
#61 - cheeziswin (07/22/2013) [+] (9 replies)
Even if there was clothes in the closet, it'd be rather weird if they put the clothes on and just popped out of the closet like it was a regular day. Could you imagine? You're installing a mattress, and about 6 minutes in someone walks out of the closet. How long were they in the closet? Were they supposed to be in that closet? Did they come from Narnia? Who is that? Why were they in the closet?
#3 - oodlesandoodles (07/21/2013) [+] (9 replies)
I'm out of breath by just 						*******					 reading that.   
   
Periods mother 						******					, have you heard of them/
I'm out of breath by just ******* reading that.

Periods mother ****** , have you heard of them/
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#16 - nighthawxx (07/22/2013) [+] (10 replies)
>doing my naked thing   
delivery men's fw
>doing my naked thing
delivery men's fw
User avatar #12 - vampireinarm (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
I really hope it was a she, because then thats a great start to a porno.
User avatar #57 - icameheretotroll (07/22/2013) [-]
Just come out of the closet, i'm sure your mom and dad won't be mad
#126 - optimussum (07/22/2013) [+] (2 replies)
People on Tumblr usually have a lot of trouble coming out of the closet
People on Tumblr usually have a lot of trouble coming out of the closet
User avatar #36 - lasomacintosh (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Of course there's no clothes in the closet. Everybody has a clean clothes pile and a dirty clothes pile.
#123 - sobir ONLINE (07/22/2013) [+] (7 replies)
User avatar #78 - crowd (07/22/2013) [-]
just walk out and say camly, "so that is what narnia is like."
#87 - gerfox (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"Doing my naked thing after my shower"
"Doing my naked thing after my shower"
User avatar #75 - grubbah (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Jump out of the closet completely naked, then ask the delivery men:
"What year is it?"
When the reply with the year, exclaim:
"IT WORKED!"
Proceed to run screaming out of the house.
#8 - fordun (07/22/2013) [+] (8 replies)
...Whats her "naked thing" and how does one get shoved "unceremoniously" into a closet. Would she be happier if they shoved her in a closet ceremoniously?
User avatar #132 - ingabenwetrust (07/22/2013) [-]
They should just jump out of the closet and say
"Man, **** Narnia"
Then leave
User avatar #85 - razmantaz (07/22/2013) [+] (5 replies)
"I' m hiding naked in my elsket because there are mattress delivery men in my extreem" The lightbulb tells me a very different story.
#118 to #116 - sanguinesolitude (07/22/2013) [-]
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Who has need for thought? Not I. My thoughts belong to the Hypnotoad.
Who has need of love? Not I. For the Hypnotoad is love.

He asks naught of us but that we pay our cable bills to ensure proper broadcasting ability, and that we watch, with unblinking eyes the glory of his radiance.

All glory to the hypnotoad.
#4 - chasskika (07/22/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Whatever, just try not to get pee'd on by R. Kelly   
   
and seriously, no gay jokes yet?
Whatever, just try not to get pee'd on by R. Kelly

and seriously, no gay jokes yet?
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