Doing it right. . YOU , IVAN,. or you can just play COD and hit everything Cars crashes
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#29 - europe (07/21/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#58 to #29 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
that guy is glitched.. he floats, he rolls, he spins
#62 to #58 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
you mean he doesn't do that all the time?
User avatar #134 to #58 - sadistikal (07/22/2013) [-]
but wait, there's more!
#259 to #29 - anon (07/24/2013) [-]
SOMEONE TURN THIS INTO A "DEAL WITH IT" GIF
User avatar #128 to #29 - Saeka (07/22/2013) [-]
Light as a feather, stiff as a board.
User avatar #207 to #128 - bigmanfifty (07/22/2013) [-]
As hard as I try, I just cannot turn that into a sexual joke
#33 to #29 - anon (07/21/2013) [-]
I love how to guy turns around like Bill what the **** man
#16 - ComradeBritish (07/21/2013) [-]
Some of the best games I own.
User avatar #21 to #16 - dinonator (07/21/2013) [-]
hhahaah ''loner''
#1 - anon (07/21/2013) [-]
10/10 would laugh again.
#229 to #1 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Am I seriously the only one who thinks comments like this are as bad as comments on tumblr and 4chan like 'I'm so done' or 'winrar' etc? Why do we get so pissy with them, and then thumb up this **** ?
User avatar #23 to #1 - iwebby (07/21/2013) [-]
11/10
User avatar #30 to #23 - jackenov **User deleted account** (07/21/2013) [-]
9/11
User avatar #129 to #30 - luqmanr (07/22/2013) [-]
7/11
User avatar #87 to #30 - fistoftheaxis (07/22/2013) [-]
inb4 "edgy"
User avatar #180 to #96 - noseses (07/22/2013) [-]
inafter edgy
#181 to #180 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
No.
#5 - monkeybrains ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
I love S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
#166 to #5 - themoderguy ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Drink Vodka, gets healed
User avatar #91 to #5 - strelokkk (07/22/2013) [-]
I love SoC, but CoP is one of my favorite games
User avatar #211 to #91 - existacne (07/22/2013) [-]
Dat nickname, I like it.
User avatar #216 to #211 - strelokkk (07/22/2013) [-]
I wish I could have picked Strelok, but it was already taken As well as Strelokk btw, so Strelokkk it is
User avatar #217 to #216 - existacne (07/22/2013) [-]
Why not Shuhart?
User avatar #50 to #5 - zaggystirdust (07/22/2013) [-]
what exactly is S.T.A.L.K.E.R?
is it like an rpg game or something?
User avatar #84 to #50 - hourlyb (07/22/2013) [-]
Sort of like fallout, but scarier, and harder. I would buy it on steam if you can.
User avatar #212 to #84 - existacne (07/22/2013) [-]
Not harder. It's just more FPS that RPG, while Fallout is vice versa.
And it's much lonely, I really like the spirit of this game.
#20 to #8 - raheemshibaz (07/21/2013) [-]
how2stalker
#38 to #20 - knightshalberd (07/21/2013) [-]
Why can't I use all these useful artifacts at the same time?
#40 to #38 - raheemshibaz (07/21/2013) [-]
im lovin this peak of stalker pictures.
#41 to #40 - knightshalberd (07/21/2013) [-]
I am too comrade. A gift to a fellow Stalker.
#4 - nexcell (07/21/2013) [-]
or you can just play COD and hit everything
or you can just play COD and hit everything
User avatar #133 to #4 - MonkeyManz (07/22/2013) [-]
or borderlands 2
#159 to #4 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Mmmm hitscan weapons with no spread while aiming. Literally more accurate than a laser beam for the first shot.
#121 to #4 - doubledisme (07/22/2013) [-]
ever play ArmA II?
User avatar #164 to #121 - zaxzwim (07/22/2013) [-]
jesus **** that is hard to get used to
#186 to #164 - doubledisme (07/22/2013) [-]
it takes time but dont worry give it about a week or two of playing it once a day and then you'll be sssssooooo good its not even funny
(at least that was how it was like for me)
speaking of tac shooters there is one coming out that isnt as complected its called takedown: red saber
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User avatar #187 to #186 - zaxzwim (07/22/2013) [-]
yeah i play arma 2 a bit, well i play dayz quite a bit and occasionally arma 2
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#246 to #27 - CaptainKill (07/22/2013) [-]
Holy **** someone used my picture. Take more, fellow stalker.
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#57 - fantomen (07/22/2013) [-]
STALKER games are great. Except Clear sky, **** clear sky.
User avatar #78 to #57 - datsheriff (07/22/2013) [-]
I've only played Clear Sky.... Is it really that bad compared to the other games?
#88 to #78 - fantomen (07/22/2013) [-]
>clear sky
User avatar #89 to #88 - datsheriff (07/22/2013) [-]
Clear Sky has never crashed on me... And I run it on a **** PC (dual core 2.7 GHz, 4gb RAM, no dedicated graphics)

I run it on low.
User avatar #122 to #89 - theawesomeguy (07/22/2013) [-]
You call that **** ?
i have a Dual core, 2.11 GHz 32-bit with 1GB RAM
#123 to #122 - datsheriff (07/22/2013) [-]
You poor ************ ... You need to switch to Linux.
User avatar #124 to #123 - theawesomeguy (07/22/2013) [-]
Im hoping for a new one for my birthday (August 31st)
User avatar #125 to #124 - datsheriff (07/22/2013) [-]
Ubuntu is free, my man.
User avatar #104 to #89 - gentlemanotaku (07/22/2013) [-]
thats a **** pc?... i have the same and it ran skyrim and far cry 3 pretty well...
User avatar #112 to #104 - datsheriff (07/22/2013) [-]
> No dedicated graphics

That's my problem. I have a **** graphics chip (not a card, a chip)
User avatar #113 to #112 - gentlemanotaku (07/22/2013) [-]
well i play on an hp pavillon 6 laptop, soo.... yeah

no dedicated chip here either
User avatar #114 to #113 - datsheriff (07/22/2013) [-]
Huh... How much video memory does it have? (you can check with dxdiag)
User avatar #118 to #114 - gentlemanotaku (07/22/2013) [-]
not on my laptop rightnow, ill get back to you on that when i am
User avatar #119 to #118 - datsheriff (07/22/2013) [-]
Right-o, my fellow anime gentleman.
User avatar #92 to #89 - fantomen (07/22/2013) [-]
I had a PC like that when I ran it.
But it was back on XP and the first version of the game.
It was so bad I never managed to get out of the swamp without crashing, and every time it crashed my save flies crashed too.

I haven't tried it on Win7 or with a fully patched game, but frankly I'm so mad at that game I'm never playing it again.
User avatar #93 to #92 - datsheriff (07/22/2013) [-]
I see... I'm on Win7. Pretty far into the game at this point, just met baby's first mind-control mutant.
User avatar #231 to #93 - fantomen (07/22/2013) [-]
Protip.
The controllers can't affect you if they can't see you.
Hide behind something, pop out and dump a mag at them, then go back into hiding.

It took me a while to figure it out.
User avatar #213 to #78 - existacne (07/22/2013) [-]
When it first came out, there were no patches and it crashed literally every 10 minutes with the window showed in #88.
User avatar #200 to #78 - chaossniper (07/22/2013) [-]
theres a bug in clear sky which goes like this : if you complete the quest of uncle yar before you hand him all the upgrades for the svd he will crash and wont accept them anymore and you wont have a fully upgraded sniper
thats what made me stop playing clears sky
btw i completed the other 2 like a hundred times
User avatar #85 to #78 - hourlyb (07/22/2013) [-]
It is the weakest, but it really is still a good game, with the same atmosphere.
#208 to #57 - holmesc (07/22/2013) [-]
Tried clear sky complete?
#172 - tehvvecme **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
>play Stalker   
>stumble on some guy on the ground   
>asks for medkit   
>click "trade" instead   
>he has 2 medkits for sale   
>damn jews everywhere
>play Stalker
>stumble on some guy on the ground
>asks for medkit
>click "trade" instead
>he has 2 medkits for sale
>damn jews everywhere
#65 - tmdarby (07/22/2013) [-]
ahh russia.
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#110 to #65 - nutslap (07/22/2013) [-]
Got bored.
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User avatar #115 to #110 - talkingmouth (07/22/2013) [-]
seriously submit this as content with a screen pic of this thread
User avatar #116 to #115 - talkingmouth (07/22/2013) [-]
cuz this is front page worthy
#117 to #115 - nutslap (07/22/2013) [-]
You can, I don't really feel like it.
User avatar #143 to #127 - arronmls (07/22/2013) [-]
You sirs are good men.
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User avatar #2 - zenherp (07/21/2013) [-]
this made me laugh too much
#131 - titaniums ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
because soviets
User avatar #80 - Dap (07/22/2013) [-]
YOU, IVAN,


...I need to know what was said next.
#120 to #80 - JudasLitl (07/22/2013) [-]
they went to the air battle
#221 to #77 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
This makes me think of Romantically Apocalyptic. <3
#43 - johnnygat (07/21/2013) [-]
The lightbulb didn't even try.
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User avatar #9 - bigblacknegro (07/21/2013) [-]
i read that with a strong russian accent.
i laughed so loud that.. well, loud.
User avatar #48 - burndt (07/21/2013) [-]
I've been wanting to play STALKER for a while now. Which STALKER game should I play? Chernobyl or Pripyat?
User avatar #201 to #48 - chaossniper (07/22/2013) [-]
chernobyl is easier
pripyat is a lot funnier yet you need to play chernobyl
#145 to #48 - adimkkassem (07/22/2013) [-]
Defiantly start out with Shadow of Chernobyl. It's the best out of the series (in my opinion), and a bunch of others think the same too. All in all it's such a good game series. I love it to death.
User avatar #254 to #145 - defiantly (07/23/2013) [-]
You probably meant to use "definitely".
User avatar #257 to #254 - adimkkassem (07/23/2013) [-]
Actually nevermind, i see you're a faggot correcting everyone.
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User avatar #98 to #48 - Onemanretardpack (07/22/2013) [-]
Before you start, just remember: This game is a challenge. This isn't fallout, where you can run around and shoot **** all the time. You will die. A lot. So save your game. A lot
User avatar #149 to #98 - guidedhand (07/22/2013) [-]
sounds like dayz..
User avatar #100 to #98 - burndt (07/22/2013) [-]
;-;
I like hard games. Dark Souls is one of my favorites.
User avatar #103 to #100 - MatthewsGauss (07/22/2013) [-]
Just putting in my two cents worth. I've only played SoC so far (was hoping for stalker to go on sale but it didnt) and play on hard difficulty the whole time because after 2 hours you're gonna be carrying 3 different rifles with 600 rounds for each and it's just not gonna be fun. Quick save and quick load is going to be your best friend for about 15-20 hours. Also hopefully you dont get the same glitch that I got that makes your game crash every time you save at the last 30 minutes of the game (which BTW is the hardest because your armor is going to be gone and so is all your radiation pills).
It's a seriously fun game but it's too easy if it's not on hard and I heard the mods make the game way better.
User avatar #101 to #100 - Onemanretardpack (07/22/2013) [-]
Good, just making sure. So many people try this game because they think it's like fallout. But it's not, it's a legitimate challenge to stay alive. It's not unforgivably hard, but you will die a lot before you get used to it all
User avatar #105 to #101 - MatthewsGauss (07/22/2013) [-]
BTW at the end of the game buy as much **** as you can because if you get too much money you get a pretty BS ending
User avatar #106 to #105 - Onemanretardpack (07/22/2013) [-]
Stop spoiling **** dude. I'm not even done with it yet, I'm like halfway through
User avatar #107 to #106 - MatthewsGauss (07/22/2013) [-]
I never typed any spoilers. I'm just giving some advice
User avatar #108 to #107 - Onemanretardpack (07/22/2013) [-]
That's pretty spoiler heavy.
User avatar #109 to #108 - MatthewsGauss (07/22/2013) [-]
advice
#51 to #48 - datben (07/22/2013) [-]
Shadow of Chernobyl (SoC) is the first one. Clear sky (CS) is the prequel to SoC, And Call of Pripyat (CoP) is the Third one. I would start with SoC then go to CS then CoP. CoP takes place right at the end of SoC. There all great games. Great atmosphere and game play.
User avatar #52 to #51 - burndt (07/22/2013) [-]
Thanks tons.
#53 to #52 - datben (07/22/2013) [-]
No problem dude.
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