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#10 - lordlolland (07/21/2013) [-]
Large portions of funnyjunk, myself included.
User avatar #130 to #10 - BubsyB (07/22/2013) [-]
Haha, holy **** . Nice one.
#27 to #10 - MasterManiac (07/21/2013) [-]
You actually open your windows to the outside world?
User avatar #143 to #27 - lordlolland (07/22/2013) [-]
No air-condition, what else would you have me do?
User avatar #14 to #10 - hitlersoneballsack (07/21/2013) [-]
why is your house in the middle of a road? my house is not in the middle of the road
#17 to #14 - frozennos (07/21/2013) [-]
its a driveway you dingus
its a driveway you dingus
User avatar #82 to #17 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2013) [-]
He would also have a drain.
User avatar #84 to #82 - frozennos (07/22/2013) [-]
To help control all his tears of agony.
User avatar #78 to #17 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Why does he have a stop sign on his driveway?
User avatar #86 to #78 - hawaiianhappysauce (07/22/2013) [-]
Aren't those Octagon shaped, whereas these are circular?
User avatar #83 to #78 - frozennos (07/22/2013) [-]
To tell babes to back off cuz hes protecting his virginity.
User avatar #15 to #10 - psychosamm (07/21/2013) [-]
false, i have a black curtain to hide myself from the suns's disgusting rays
User avatar #26 to #15 - herculespower (07/21/2013) [-]
false, I'm in my basement with all the lights turned off, and theres no windows in where I'm at
#69 to #26 - adr (07/22/2013) [-]
I'm with this guy, cept with a lamp
User avatar #23 to #15 - misticalz ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Loser.
#24 to #23 - psychosamm (07/21/2013) [-]
I prefer to think i'm winning against skin cancer
I prefer to think i'm winning against skin cancer
User avatar #49 to #24 - masterboll (07/22/2013) [-]
white people problems
User avatar #25 to #24 - misticalz ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Losing all the natural Vitamin D and **** .
User avatar #31 to #25 - rplix (07/21/2013) [-]
Just drink Sunny D.
#12 - Savlonade (07/21/2013) [-]
'normal people'?
'normal people'?
User avatar #75 to #12 - deathstare (07/22/2013) [-]
I'm confused right now. I have glasses and I consider that not normal.
Where is the joke? Is it the gif? Or have spectacle wearing denizens become a sort of race? Help, I need somebody.
#121 to #75 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
Glasses are totally normal you fag.
#152 to #121 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
They're an accepted deviancy.
Not normal.
User avatar #135 to #121 - deathstare (07/22/2013) [-]
Right, because a defect is normal. Glasses are not normal. Most people are born with 20-20 vision, and it gets worse over time or due to bad choices. It'd be like saying cancer is normal, or sunburn is normal, or hairy moley rashes are normal.
They are all illnesses or conditions. You wouldn't see someone with an outbreak of colorblindness and tone deafness and say, nothing to see here, completely normal tomfoolery going on here.
User avatar #136 to #135 - Sunburn (07/22/2013) [-]
I...I'm normal? Woooohoooo!!!!!
User avatar #137 to #136 - deathstare (07/22/2013) [-]
Yes, you are normal. Even though your parents gave you a dumb name. The condition you represent is not, however.
User avatar #139 to #137 - Sunburn (07/22/2013) [-]
My parents are Sun and Skin, when they stay together for a long time, I pop out. How is that not normal?
User avatar #140 to #139 - deathstare (07/22/2013) [-]
The phrasing of your sentences could mislead someone to believe they don't need to have sex for you to pop out. In fact, you could be the product of siblings.
#13 - slimeywaffles (07/21/2013) [-]
I got contacts just last month. Mfw I can no longer relate to probably the majority of funnyjunkers.
I got contacts just last month. Mfw I can no longer relate to probably the majority of funnyjunkers.
User avatar #33 to #13 - lacklusterpelican (07/22/2013) [-]
I never wan contacts, they seem like they would bother your eyes all day and I sometimes sleep with my glases on and if I forgot about my contacts being in that would probably be a big no no too.
User avatar #35 to #33 - coolcman ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
I got contacts a few years ago after having glasses for 5 years and Jesus they're amazing. You don't notice they're in your eye and its recommended Ionly sleep in my contacts for up to like a week but I sleep in them for a month then switch them out with new contacts. If you want you could get the eye optics contacts where you could wear them for 40 continuous days
User avatar #48 to #35 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
holy crow, what kinda contacts do you have? Mine are dailys and i sleep in them ONCE and its like someone ironed them onto my eye they dry out so ******* fast.
#58 to #48 - funmanigro (07/22/2013) [-]
i wear weekly ones for a month or so, never take them off, not even when sleeping. tfw i can now wear sunglasses
User avatar #145 to #58 - scorpionfrommk ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
my contacts are supposed to be thrown away every 30 days but im a cheap **** and i dont throw them away unless i mix them up or they start to hurt
User avatar #60 to #58 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (07/22/2013) [-]
I gotta get me a pair of those. Mine are dailys and im LUCKY if i make it 10 hours with them in not feeling like paper in my eyes.
User avatar #76 to #60 - deathstare (07/22/2013) [-]
OH YEAH! I remember asking my ma for contacts a couple years ago. She said they were too expensive and proceeded to buy my sister contacts. I then asked her for braces and she said they were too expensive and proceeded to by my brother braces. I then asked for whiter teeth, and she said they were too expensive and proceeded to have a teeth whitening operation done on my sister. My sis is now married and my bro is social as **** !
**** **** **** !

I'm moving out in a month and I'm buying that ******* cat she said was too ******* expensive. And ALL the contacts!
#174 to #76 - funmanigro (07/22/2013) [-]
seems you had a great family life
User avatar #119 to #48 - coolcman ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
I have Acuvue 2. My eye doctor said they were some of the contacts I was permitted to sleep in
User avatar #37 to #35 - lacklusterpelican (07/22/2013) [-]
I also look like 10 times uglier without my glasses, thanks for um... nothing I guess. :'| Manly tears I love you too
User avatar #74 to #13 - stefanolopcus ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
and now we have to worry about our contacts sliding all over the ******* place when your eyes get overly moist -_-
User avatar #142 to #74 - coolcalx (07/22/2013) [-]
that only happens with weighted contacts, which you only wear if you have astigmatism.
User avatar #177 to #142 - stefanolopcus ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
i beg to differ considering i have regular contacts and they do it every time it rains and i have to go outside into it
User avatar #178 to #177 - coolcalx (07/22/2013) [-]
what are you doing? pooling water inside your eyelids?
#179 to #178 - stefanolopcus ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
i guess... sorry my eyes didnt come with water deflectors so water does get in them when it rains
User avatar #81 to #13 - meganinja (07/22/2013) [-]
trying to say that all people who stay inside have bad vision? Bitch I have 15/20 vision.
#2 - konradkurze (07/21/2013) [-]
OP needs.....

GLASSES WIPERS!!!!!
User avatar #20 to #2 - mrblueftw ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Vision Buff +50
Social skill poison -100
#36 - OoJesusoO (07/22/2013) [-]
I wish it was raining right now
I wish it was raining right now
User avatar #65 to #36 - waterbottlemanboy ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
I love that .gif
#183 to #36 - caramelfox (08/02/2013) [-]
Me too. Not only because I find it relaxing but also because currently there's like four fires surrounding the valley I live in and the smoke down here's like fog.

Some rain would wash that **** right out
User avatar #126 to #36 - cycloneclone (07/22/2013) [-]
I ******* love rain.
#85 to #59 - OoJesusoO (07/22/2013) [-]
I love you so much.
User avatar #117 to #85 - zyconx (07/22/2013) [-]
sauce
#79 - mattexpress (07/22/2013) [-]
That moment when I realize no matter how good I might be during a zombie apocalypse is irrelevant, because all I'd have to do is loose my glasses and I would be 			******
That moment when I realize no matter how good I might be during a zombie apocalypse is irrelevant, because all I'd have to do is loose my glasses and I would be ******
User avatar #88 to #79 - dracosjaws (07/22/2013) [-]
Natural selection is a bitch.
#127 - fahquoo (07/22/2013) [-]
gif completely related when idiots take my glasses, not believing how blind i really am.   
   
jokes on them when they have a migraine the rest of the day.
gif completely related when idiots take my glasses, not believing how blind i really am.

jokes on them when they have a migraine the rest of the day.
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#28 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
I have having **** tier eyes
User avatar #56 to #28 - nyork (07/22/2013) [-]
Where's that from?
User avatar #181 to #56 - GunnyMcBeard (07/23/2013) [-]
It's from Touhou. I guess it's a cd cover because of the title visible in infinitereaper's post
#61 to #56 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
Not entirely sure, but here is the source in full wallpaper form.
#38 to #28 - anon (07/22/2013) [-]
**** , your eyes are so bad you can't even type a sentence.
#39 to #38 - infinitereaper ONLINE (07/22/2013) [-]
It's a rough life.
#5 - include (07/21/2013) [-]
What about contacts?
What about contacts?
#11 to #5 - anon (07/21/2013) [-]
I tried contacts and I couldn't wear them.
#7 to #5 - anon (07/21/2013) [-]
then this doesn't concern you
#4 - anon (07/21/2013) [-]
i feel bad for blind people, it harder for them to see in HD
User avatar #98 - thirdjess (07/22/2013) [-]
20/20 vision is what most have. I have 20/50 vision (that's really bad). Fuuuucccckkkk.

On the plus side if I majorly **** up my make-up and can't be bothered fixing it, most people won't notice cause of my glasses.
User avatar #101 to #98 - tigersstripes (07/22/2013) [-]
20/50? My mom has 20/170 or so....
User avatar #102 to #101 - thirdjess (07/22/2013) [-]
I don't think that's even on the chart! Are you sure it's not just 20/70? Most people with lenses are about 20/30 so 20/50 is inordinately bad and 20/70 is I think considered legally blind.
User avatar #103 to #102 - tigersstripes (07/22/2013) [-]
She is legally blind, and no, there is definitely a 1....it may not be as high as 170, but its 100 something....I'm 20/40 or so and I am in high-school. We have spectacularly bad eyesight in the family.
User avatar #104 to #103 - thirdjess (07/22/2013) [-]
I think the largest row on the chart (you know the big E right at the top) is 110. Though that does make me wonder how they test people with worse vision than that. Haha, I have a stigmatism so often people see my glasses and ask to try them on (does that happen to you?) and then they get nauseous cause my glasses are trying to correct where they are focussing.

My Dad's side of my family has good vision and the women on my Mum's side of the family all have bad vision. Good times.
User avatar #105 to #104 - tigersstripes (07/22/2013) [-]
Same with me, my dad's is fine, my moms is completely messed up.
Yeah, people ask to use my glasses, but most of my friends have glasses and we just trade them around, so it's not as bad. The few who don't have glasses put them on for half a second and go "woh" and hand them back because they are so unfocused.
User avatar #106 to #105 - thirdjess (07/22/2013) [-]
Yea I get that reaction a lot also. I don't drink so one of my favourite things to do is convincing some poor drunk sod to put my glasses on and try and walk a straight line. Hehehe.
User avatar #109 to #106 - tigersstripes (07/22/2013) [-]
I'm underaged, but that sounds hilarious. Random story time! There were some people over (my parents think they are 20, so all their friends are young) drinking, and one guy was pretty drunk (i'm not drunk I'm FINE drunk) and there was much fun to be had, including confusing him because another person had the same name and we would yell "don't flirt with Jamey, Jaimy" and such. In short, drunks are fun.
User avatar #111 to #109 - thirdjess (07/22/2013) [-]
Yes, drunks are very fun! They always ask me how can I have fun if I don't drink and I'm just like "Are you kidding me? Have you SEEN yourself?!"
User avatar #112 to #111 - tigersstripes (07/22/2013) [-]
Simple, one does not need to be drunk to have fun, one just needs drunk friends!
~Buddha or some **** .
User avatar #113 to #112 - thirdjess (07/22/2013) [-]
Hahaha oath!
#114 to #113 - tigersstripes (07/22/2013) [-]
You're cool. I like you.
You're cool. I like you.
User avatar #115 to #114 - thirdjess (07/22/2013) [-]
Hehe thanks. You're not too bad yourself!
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#9 - grandtheftkoala **User deleted account** (07/21/2013) [-]
that's why I always carry an extra pair of glasses, beneath the ones I'm already wearing
that's why I always carry an extra pair of glasses, beneath the ones I'm already wearing
#3 - williamzanziger (07/21/2013) [-]
currently I live life without my glasses, because they broke and I cannot repair them/get a replacement. it SUUUCKS DIIIICK
currently I live life without my glasses, because they broke and I cannot repair them/get a replacement. it SUUUCKS DIIIICK
#53 - Dap (07/22/2013) [-]
If you don't like glasses, wear these...? It's easy, I've been doing it for the last 7 years
User avatar #63 to #53 - minsheme (07/22/2013) [-]
I tried. I spent literally 3 hours trying to get them on my eyes. I spent an hour each day for 4 days after that. Literally the most stressful thing I've ever done, not even exaggerating. I got them in briefly once.
User avatar #66 to #63 - daedrakiller (07/22/2013) [-]
Dude I just got them in for the first time literally 20 minutes ago. My eye lashes kept getting in the way and eventually I just said **** it and pushed them right through and it worked
User avatar #67 to #66 - minsheme (07/22/2013) [-]
I wish I was as lucky as you. Trust me after all those hours (And searching the opticians and the internet for help) I just decided to stick to glasses, I don't mind wearing them at all to be honest.
User avatar #71 to #67 - daedrakiller (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, I don't either. The only problem is sports. Getting kicked in the face with a soccer ball with glasses on is the worst thing ever.
User avatar #64 to #53 - amuro (07/22/2013) [-]
If you have an active life this ******* dont work.

3 pairs have been drop ty to strong winds, another pair droped while i was making mountain bike, and final pair drop when i was running.
User avatar #89 to #64 - Dap (07/22/2013) [-]
I've wake-boarded with them in. I have no problems lol.
User avatar #93 to #53 - Katzie (07/22/2013) [-]
I just started on those ******* a couple months ago. There are some things I didn't necessarily have to know, and the fact that squeezing my eye gives me headaches is definitely one of them (taking out lenses)
User avatar #94 to #93 - Dap (07/22/2013) [-]
You get used to them. It's just another part of my day, like brushing teeth. They're SO MUCH better than wearing glasses
User avatar #95 to #94 - Katzie (07/22/2013) [-]
I'm kind of wearing them a couple times a week, because the thingy on my contacts is only -2.75. I can survive without them, just putting on glasses when I'm in class etc.
User avatar #99 to #53 - thirdjess (07/22/2013) [-]
Eh, they require a bunch of maintenance and they're expensive. I'm good with glasses.
#34 - dessydegreemurder (07/22/2013) [-]
This made me grateful for my eyesight.
This made me grateful for my eyesight.
#146 - acehades (07/22/2013) [-]
that is the reason i switched to contacts
that is the reason i switched to contacts
User avatar #170 to #146 - priestoftheoldones (07/22/2013) [-]
Smile.jpg....
User avatar #131 - xsnowbanex (07/22/2013) [-]
Does anyone remember the first time they've worn contacts after a lifetime of glasses? It was like seeing the world for the first time. I literally felt like Jasmine on the magic carpet ride. It was a WHOLE NEWW WOORLLLDD
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#147 to #131 - DekuNut (07/22/2013) [-]
IF ONLY I CAN GET. THOSE. TIMY. 			*******		. IN
IF ONLY I CAN GET. THOSE. TIMY. ******* . IN
User avatar #176 to #147 - xsnowbanex (07/22/2013) [-]
You just have to get over it man. Yes, touching your eye is gross, but once you get it down, you do it so fast you don't have to worry!
User avatar #180 to #176 - DekuNut (07/23/2013) [-]
I always wanted to put contacts in. for cosplay purposes. but.. I tried everything and i can't get them in..
#92 - anisbanana (07/22/2013) [-]
Use NeverWet.

Just like my girlfriend...
User avatar #96 to #92 - sjsharks (07/22/2013) [-]
It's a product that doesn't exist?
#141 - cazabrow (07/22/2013) [-]
perfect-eyed master race.
User avatar #144 to #141 - pulluspardus (07/22/2013) [-]
I envy you so much, I have lost the ability to drive without glasses =/
User avatar #155 to #141 - sacanawa (07/22/2013) [-]
I used to be perfect-eyed master race, but not since the accident.


My "friend" broke a perfume bottle in my left eye that caused me to have terrible vision for the rest of my life. Many doctors told me it's not fixable with surgery and glasses will really not do much other than improve my vision from seeing very very blurry to seeing very blurry. They said I would develop a lazy eye, I haven't which is good. I forgave my friend, but he doesn't know how much damage he caused.
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User avatar #134 - thesinful (07/22/2013) [-]
Guess I'm half-lucky. My left eye is **** . My right eye is just shy of perfect. When it rains, I just grab my eye-patch.
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