I hate it when. Don't you hate it?. I hate it when I get a boner in school and Rips my underwear. Rips my pants. Flips the desk in front of me. Kills 7 people s i Hate it when boner School fail WTF
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I hate it when

I hate it when. Don't you hate it?. I hate it when I get a boner in school and Rips my underwear. Rips my pants. Flips the desk in front of me. Kills 7 people s

Don't you hate it?

I hate it when I get a boner in school and
Rips my underwear.
Rips my pants.
Flips the desk in front of me.
Kills 7 people sitting in front of me.
Tears down the wall in front of me.
Busts a hole through the roof of the school.
Knocks down a plane flying over the school.
Exits the Ozone layer.
Splits the Moon in half.
its time to Clio to my next class.
Don' t we just hate that?
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User avatar #38 - wytewrapper (05/30/2010) [-]
I still have no idea how you guys walk around with that.
#53 to #38 - Doakes **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #44 to #38 - kiljoi (05/30/2010) [-]
Very carefully.
User avatar #50 to #44 - xshacunex (05/30/2010) [-]
yea you must be careful not to get it to close to the sun cause it might melt it.
User avatar #46 to #38 - Arsonist (05/30/2010) [-]
hidden up in the waistband, there's a reason I wear big shirts
User avatar #56 to #46 - shapow (05/30/2010) [-]
if i did that, id be sucking my own dick
User avatar #11 - TheInferno (05/29/2010) [-]
i hate it when i get a boner and it reaches the front page
User avatar #14 to #11 - gypsywoman (05/29/2010) [-]
#45 - menontoasty **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
and that guy always has to yell "OMG JIM HAS A BONER"
User avatar #47 to #45 - IamSofaKingdom (05/30/2010) [-]
but your name is hank
#48 to #47 - menontoasty **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
you are correct...my logic is flawed
#124 - AndyMerdur **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
Don't you hate it when the teacher grabs your dick thinking it's a cellphone?
#130 to #124 - Grumf (05/30/2010) [-]
Don't you hate it even more when they get through to the person they wanted to talk to :o
User avatar #49 - xshacunex (05/30/2010) [-]
who the **** do you think you are, Chuck Norris?
#51 to #49 - MrMacky **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
Chuck norris wanted to make a dildo that was accurate to his size and power. The result was a baseball bat bolted to a jackhammer with barbed wire and nails wraped around it. $599.99 please
#257 to #51 - MrMacky **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
y am i thumbed down?
#30 - KINGOFTHESTARS **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
none of those happened to me
after my first boner
nearly ripped the space time continuum... they locked me up naked in a very cold room with this laptop and lots of porn so that i will never have a full power black boner again...(sigh) woe is me
User avatar #158 - unclaimedlemon (05/30/2010) [-]
i have a boner right now! and it just knocked down my neighbor across the street! now i have to apologize...
User avatar #25 - fatbenisahomo (05/29/2010) [-]
i take Viagra so i don't roll out of the bed at night
User avatar #220 - lolstrike (05/30/2010) [-]
i just hate it when i'm eating a baby and i realize it's not dead yet
User avatar #221 to #220 - Monkeeslasher (05/30/2010) [-]
Speak For Yourself, I Think Its More Fun.
User avatar #224 to #221 - lolstrike (05/30/2010) [-]
yea, but some times it wakes up the neighbors...
User avatar #228 to #224 - jimthehellhog (05/30/2010) [-]
and then they call the cops so you gotta go to there house and kill them and its just one great big hassle
User avatar #262 to #224 - Monkeeslasher (05/30/2010) [-]
Fun times.
User avatar #151 - SaveFJ (05/30/2010) [-]
i had a presentation on school few weeks ago, i had sweatpants on. there is this hot chick on the front row with huge boobs, and she was rubbing something off it and sucking her finger for seliber, got a boner while the whole class was looking at me.. FML
User avatar #237 - NoHabloIngles (05/30/2010) [-]
I hate it when my dick knocks Pluto out of orbit
#244 to #237 - MrGamenwatch (05/30/2010) [-]
Pluto isnt a real planet so its all gravy
User avatar #249 to #244 - NoHabloIngles (05/30/2010) [-]
*staredad face* BRING ME MY ******* GUN
User avatar #239 to #237 - DrPeppir (05/30/2010) [-]
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I hate it when it tears through the Andromeda Galaxy.
User avatar #217 - ThatoneChick (05/30/2010) [-]
Curse you basketball shorts.. you show all.
User avatar #116 - ChampionRed (05/30/2010) [-]
Thats some serious viagra u scarfed down.
#37 - vajspelunker **User deleted account** (05/30/2010) [-]
stolen from: ihateitwhenigetabonerinschoolanditripsmyunderwearripsmypantsflipsthedeskinfronto fmekills7peopleinfrontofmetearsdiwnthewallinfrontofmebustsaholethroughtheroofoft heschoolknocksdownaplaneflyingovertheschoolexitstheozonelayersplitsthemooninhalf You need to login to view this link
User avatar #65 to #37 - Rtc (05/30/2010) [-]
LOL i wonder how many people clicked the link XD
User avatar #159 - Rippedabs (05/30/2010) [-]
yeah, dammit i hate when that happens
User avatar #152 - bucketofbloo (05/30/2010) [-]
Actually made me LOL. Like, no LOLing in the inside, but LOLOOL.
User avatar #69 - joezzzy (05/30/2010) [-]
a death star, my lost boner did destroy
User avatar #57 - Nullifier (05/30/2010) [-]
its the worst part when you get far enough out that the tip freezes
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User avatar #253 - DAREALSHOOPDAWHOOP (05/30/2010) [-]
wait, are we talking about a penis or my lazor??
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