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near Sean Paul . it
I waited five minutes, put en my shoes, and left via the side gate. [walked a black er twe and
sure enaugh, there are three kids ditching another Muse. I walk slowly as they finish their
prank.
After their prank, they decide stand In the street and giggle. I walk towards them en the
sidewalk. As I pass them I say, Wen knew, we really shouldra stand in the street at night.
Bad things happen at night..." They stare at me. I keep walking.
I turn a Lerner and, as seen as I' m em d sight, run up an adjacent alleyway, Crisis the street,
turn around and start walking back. I see them a Heck away painting at a house near me.,
The Muse' s deck has a chair they can' t see. I climb stealthily mite the deck and sit in it.
One of the kids creeps towards the deer, but deosn' t see me._ Iust as he' s meet press the
timerball, I say, "VERY bad things..."
OH Stiel* lla" Says kid with trowels. They all run. Simile.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account**
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#2 to #1 - minecraphuehue
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User avatar #111 to #1 - kavtech
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Woow r00d
User avatar #4 to #1 - mused
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Fat Phanact made poop.
User avatar #37 to #4 - icecreamonnips
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Fat poop makes Phanact
#7 - misticalz
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#10 to #7 - anon id: 5167a31a
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It's first time I see this. Problem?
User avatar #28 to #7 - notbenstiller **User deleted account**
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I don't have a problem with phanact. He seems pretty funny.
#41 to #7 - anon id: 08dabc5b
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>Calling anyone on funnyjunk a thumbwhore
>Like half the point of the website
User avatar #20 to #7 - phtholognyrrh
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youre a bandwagon phanact hater. deal with it.
User avatar #21 to #20 - misticalz
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No I hate him for reasons.
User avatar #22 to #21 - phtholognyrrh
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my apologies. i hope they were bad enough to pull this quasi-troll stuff though.
User avatar #23 to #22 - misticalz
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I mean he tried to scam a guy.
The guy was buying an account called Blaze
but Phanact got his knickers in a twist and told the original owner
"You should just take his money and give me the account."
The only reason he wanted the account Blaze was because his ****** recolour pony is called Blaze and that's his "mascot"
User avatar #24 to #23 - phtholognyrrh
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that is kinda ******, i guess. i just cant help but feel like youre not really hurting him all that badly with these comments...
User avatar #25 to #24 - misticalz
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I'm not because of his ******* cult that follows him around.
User avatar #26 to #25 - phtholognyrrh
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even without that though, all he has to do to ignore it is click the triangle twice...
#27 to #7 - guruxz
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the man has more thumbs then he knows what to do with, thumbwhoring isn't on his list. If the content is funny it will get thumbs.
User avatar #9 to #7 - rtsgamer
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He posts funny things to make others laugh, why is that wrong?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - rtsgamer
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How do you know, have you asked him? Phanact, do you do it to make people laugh, or for the thumbs?
User avatar #13 to #12 - phanact [OP]
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Both
User avatar #14 to #13 - rtsgamer
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Well, ****
User avatar #15 to #14 - phanact [OP]
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People laugh
I get thumbs
win win
User avatar #16 to #15 - rtsgamer
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Good enough for me, i don't know why people hate you so much.
User avatar #17 to #16 - phanact [OP]
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Probably because of **** like this
#18 to #17 - theblacksheep
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#55 to #17 - anon id: 934227ce
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Probably because like me they've never laughed at any of his posts.
User avatar #19 to #16 - phtholognyrrh
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they hate him because they bandwagon hate on anyone who has anything to do with ponies. other people hate because they think he is DJ DJ 4DM1N in disguise. the third group hate because they see his comments with red thumbs, do a scroll-by redthumb dump, then hit up every other page with his name on it because he has awesome text.
User avatar #54 to #16 - hates
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Because phanact is gay, a brony, and popular. So naturally there are haters for all 3 categories.
#29 to #16 - anon id: 28fdc0a3
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because ponies
User avatar #30 to #29 - rtsgamer
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let people like what they want to like, if a grown man likes small horses, let him. I don't judge you on your sick fetishes.
User avatar #62 to #30 - burdenedsoul
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I like you
User avatar #88 to #62 - rtsgamer
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I like you too.
#32 to #15 - funnyjunkforlife
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you still faping to horses?


atleast pm me some good ones?
User avatar #33 to #32 - phanact [OP]
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funnyjunk.com/user/phanact/14241 is the most updated list
#34 to #33 - funnyjunkforlife
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i have never seen mlp   
yet im turned on and i was only kidding......im now very horny
i have never seen mlp
yet im turned on and i was only kidding......im now very horny
#73 to #15 - kaoticrayne
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I believe that this shall be the picture I will use every time I see you.
#47 to #15 - marccraftmc
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#31 to #13 - newforomador
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You actually seem like a really good guy that gets hate for stupid reasons. I find the stuff you post funny, both content and comments. Keep on doing funny stuff and being a cool guy and have a nice day.
You actually seem like a really good guy that gets hate for stupid reasons. I find the stuff you post funny, both content and comments. Keep on doing funny stuff and being a cool guy and have a nice day.
#8 - lastkage
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hfw they see him the next day
hfw they see him the next day
#59 - mikaelkid
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**mikaelkid rolls 6**


Is phanact a fag? Answer honestly conch, give me a straight answer!
User avatar #60 to #59 - mikaelkid
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You are not a fag today phanny...


it's not what i want.. today
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#75 to #59 - themightykamina
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User avatar #76 to #75 - themightykamina
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**themightykamina rolls 7** god damnit i mean roll 1!
User avatar #77 to #76 - themightykamina
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HOOORAAAAYYYY
#78 to #59 - anon id: c2edfc29
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**anonymous rolls 76** Will I ever be able to roll correctly?
#79 to #59 - clevernameguy
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**clevernameguy rolls 1**
User avatar #80 to #59 - lemurlemur
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how do you roll? lol but seriously
User avatar #85 to #80 - potatot
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You get on the floor and wriggle around while typing *roll #*
User avatar #132 to #85 - lemurlemur
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**lemurlemur rolls 76**
thanks
User avatar #136 to #132 - potatot
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No problem.
#131 to #85 - lemurlemur
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User avatar #128 to #85 - lemurlemur
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**lemurlemur rolls 0**
User avatar #129 to #128 - lemurlemur
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**lemurlemur rolls 76**
User avatar #130 to #129 - lemurlemur
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**lemurlemur rolls 12**
#124 to #85 - lemurlemur
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#89 to #80 - undeadwill
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**undeadwill rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Up for a Katawa Shoujo thread party? ** *I am a massive faggot picture*

black daddy is so silly.
#87 to #59 - anon id: 3077d07b
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roll#
User avatar #96 to #87 - fallenstar
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*$roll 1$* without the $ signs
User avatar #90 to #59 - fallenstar
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**fallenstar rolls 4** Can i have a sammich?
User avatar #91 to #90 - fallenstar
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**fallenstar rolls 3** Can i have a sammich?
User avatar #94 to #91 - fallenstar
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**fallenstar rolls 9** youre not sure?
User avatar #95 to #94 - fallenstar
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No. fck you
#97 to #59 - anon id: b46caceb
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**anonymous rolls 1** will the jews take over the world?
User avatar #98 to #59 - godzillaeatslazers
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**godzillaeatslazers rolls 9** Is phanact my father?
User avatar #125 to #59 - vinylshark
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**vinylshark rolls 8** will I become Batman some day?
#126 to #125 - vinylshark
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User avatar #133 to #59 - lemurlemur
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**lemurlemur rolls 7** come on 0!
User avatar #134 to #133 - lemurlemur
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still good
User avatar #81 to #59 - strangemoo
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**strangemoo rolls 5** Can I have something to eat?
User avatar #82 to #81 - strangemoo
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**strangemoo rolls 6** Can I have something to eat?
User avatar #68 to #59 - htgeorge
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**htgeorge rolls 2** will i ever find true love...or have a friend
User avatar #69 to #68 - htgeorge
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oh....
User avatar #93 to #69 - mcfattyfatty
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I'm sorry. I tried.
feelsbadman.jpg
User avatar #92 to #69 - mcfattyfatty
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**mcfattyfatty rolls 2** Will I be htgeorge's friend or true love?
User avatar #63 to #59 - doodogger
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**doodogger rolls 5** Will I ever get laid?
User avatar #64 to #63 - doodogger
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**doodogger rolls 4** Be more direct please. Will I ever get laid?
User avatar #65 to #64 - doodogger
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**doodogger rolls 2** Will I ever get laid?
User avatar #66 to #65 - doodogger
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Okay... <
#35 - anon id: f2bdbbc3
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im sorry, ding dong ditch??
#70 to #35 - dandyhandy **User deleted account**
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I feel so sorry for you... Mustve had no childhood.
User avatar #71 to #35 - pdvamp
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a lot of people call it ****** knocking
#86 to #35 - alloutpsycho
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Knock and run
#36 to #35 - pokemonmastersteve **User deleted account**
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Ring someone's doorbell, then run and hide.
User avatar #58 - runescapewasgood
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bronies are ok.




let the ********* begin.
#5 - yomommabinshoppin
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Alright we have all done the DDD some time in our lives, a time of immaturity and boredom. I regret nothing, because even though it was kind of an asshole move, it was a friday night at 10:30, and it was exhilarating.
#40 to #5 - anon id: e467b6b6
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i never have actually..
#57 - toxictangerine
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This **** is older than George Burns
#72 - themightykamina
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this was ding dong stolen
this was ding dong stolen