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Hello lady}.
I need to earn about online, within a week.
lam underage and male. (Ni)
How? i
I An anym ous ] EH 1 (Wed) 1 4: 04 No. 84041 82
save up your your allowance and get that iphones
I ( Wed) 14: 04 No. 8404183
suck 30 dicks at 10 dollars each.
suck 300 dicks at a dollar each.
suck Elli] dicks at 50 cents each.
Suck 300 dicks for free.
Get acolo at McDonald' s-
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#60 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN GET 100 MILLION DOLLARS BY PULLING A ******** DICK AT A MCDONALDS?
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#54 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
#51 - commentorman (07/22/2013) [-]
**commentorman rolled a random image posted in comment #3075408 at Friendly ** what I do for $300
**commentorman rolled a random image posted in comment #3075408 at Friendly ** what I do for $300
#65 to #51 - pulluspardus (07/22/2013) [-]
**pulluspardus rolled a random image posted in comment #708550 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** You filthy whore
#41 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
**** off, fagact.
#40 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
If i was a girl, i would suck dicks for $50
User avatar #14 - balnce ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
I love looking at the comments on phanact's posts because there is always a ********* and it is hilarious.
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#6 - luiselvergas (07/21/2013) [-]
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#66 to #6 - pulluspardus (07/22/2013) [-]
Guys lets think about this, If we'd legalize beastialty marriage all the bronies are going to go out and protest

which means the internet is going to be a lot less weirder.
User avatar #58 to #6 - bopeepwoody (07/22/2013) [-]
This picture.... that is all
User avatar #49 to #6 - randomlunchbox (07/22/2013) [-]
So did you suck 523 dicks for $1 each?
User avatar #50 to #49 - luiselvergas (07/22/2013) [-]
nope 1 dick for $523 i got magical skills, they are worth more than one dollar
User avatar #48 to #6 - nsfwbrowserv (07/22/2013) [-]
are they having le sex?
#33 to #6 - tyroneisanigger (07/22/2013) [-]
You get paid on sundays/daily?

Also I agree it's not bad for anyone under 20. Not good hours though
#42 to #33 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
But it's stupid since McDonalds is full of white people taking away the jobs from the minorities that founded this country.
#44 to #42 - tyroneisanigger (07/22/2013) [-]
That's funny you say that. All the "white people" complain about "the minorities" taking jobs away from "white people". Mcdonald's is an equal opportunity. Meaning if you meet the qualifications (hardly any at all), are friendly, have good interview skills, have an average criminal record (obviously no ********* ), and worship satan you got the job.
User avatar #34 to #33 - luiselvergas (07/22/2013) [-]
i get paid every 5th and 20th i just got the day of and it was raining (i walk) so i didn't feel like picking up my check
yeah hours kinda suck but i live in a piece of **** town there is not much to do anyways thank god im moving
#35 to #34 - tyroneisanigger (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah that's the same about the town I work in. Small town, not many jobs or to do. I'd like to move. But can't afford.
#45 to #35 - alfrebecht (07/22/2013) [-]
small towns don't have mcdonalds
#61 to #45 - tyroneisanigger (07/22/2013) [-]
Are you stupid?

pic related. yfw posting that.
User avatar #52 to #45 - luiselvergas (07/22/2013) [-]
if there is a Walmart there's a Mcdonalds we are everywhere
User avatar #55 to #52 - alfrebecht (07/22/2013) [-]
mhmmmmm. A small town has neither, that's why I'm calling him out on it. Unless they're situated on a major highway and are consequently serving IT and not the town, low pop areas don't have mccyds or wally worlds.
#62 to #55 - tyroneisanigger (07/22/2013) [-]
I know a town that has a Walmart and a Mcdonald's.
population of 7000.
Sir I literally cannot tell if you are trolling or you're just that stupid.
User avatar #68 to #62 - alfrebecht (07/22/2013) [-]
and you're telling me:
a) that's the norm for a town of 7000
b) it's not on or adjacent to a highway
#69 to #68 - tyroneisanigger (07/22/2013) [-]
There's a Mcdonalds and Walmart everywhere.
I'll give you the addresses.

Mcdonald's - 820 Veterans Ave Vandalia, IL 62471


Walmart - Mattes Ave, Vandalia, IL 62471

I don't care if you know where I live (or used to live) because something tells me I wouldn't have a problem beating the **** out of you if you tried to come find me.
Also, for a tip, (as it says on my page) I am currently living in Peoria IL. But I worked at the Mcdonalds in Vandalia.
I can\'t believe one could be that stupid. Mcdonald's are literally everywhere.
User avatar #36 to #35 - luiselvergas (07/22/2013) [-]
im moving to a college coop even though im not in college.
>college coop
>big parties
>not broke because i work full time
>?????
>profit
#37 to #36 - tyroneisanigger (07/22/2013) [-]
Hmm yes, what's a coop?
User avatar #38 to #37 - luiselvergas (07/22/2013) [-]
huge ass house where a bunch of students cheap in to live this one happens to have 15 rooms i got my own room
#21 to #6 - kompleteciller (07/22/2013) [-]
**kompleteciller rolled a random image posted in comment #73 at /b/ ** that picture is so gross i would never wanna know the source....

you know unless you have it laying around so i can trick my freinds as a joke because you know i have freinds and stuff

i mean im not some sick **** .....
User avatar #22 to #21 - luiselvergas (07/22/2013) [-]
some bitch on FB posting a picture of her thinking she is being hugged by her dog
User avatar #23 to #22 - kompleteciller (07/22/2013) [-]
oh...
User avatar #7 to #6 - phtholognyrrh (07/21/2013) [-]
ok ill bite. 500+ dollars in a day? were the coworkers buying drugs from you?
User avatar #8 to #7 - luiselvergas (07/21/2013) [-]
no that was my pay check which i got today
User avatar #9 to #8 - phtholognyrrh (07/21/2013) [-]
work about 35 hours a week then? thats not too bad... wait till your job asks you to work 90 hour weeks...
User avatar #10 to #9 - luiselvergas (07/21/2013) [-]
aslong as they pay me over time im ok with that more hours = more dough
User avatar #11 to #10 - phtholognyrrh (07/21/2013) [-]
i did it waiting tables. you can make 20+ an hour if youre good, so thats about 1800 a week, plus a paycheck of 170 a week.
User avatar #12 to #11 - luiselvergas (07/21/2013) [-]
im about to move and i would like to be a waiter. how can i be good at it?
also what kinda place should i look for to make good tips?
User avatar #20 to #12 - sexypotato (07/22/2013) [-]
Find the nicest place you can. My dad worked at a nice restaurant cooking by the table when he was 16 or 17, and got paid a ton in tips.

Nicer restaurant = Higher tips
#18 to #12 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
I always over tip my watiers who keep my drinks full I don't really care about much other things, but if i have to wait on a drink it just depresses me. I had a waiter at my favorite resturant named Josh, and I would tip him about 17 dollars on a 33 dollar meal. (I am 24 and I am an engineer)
#32 to #18 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
Why is it relevant how old you are or what you do for a living?
User avatar #43 to #32 - nopenotme (07/22/2013) [-]
Could give you an idea of how much he makes. People who make more money are more likely to tip generously, like he does.
User avatar #63 to #43 - sashathefolx (07/22/2013) [-]
I make **** pay but I have had many friends work in the food industry as waiters and I know the struggles of living off that. Especially when you get douche bags that either don't tip or they give you change. I always tip at least 20% or more. The only time I give a bad tip is if the waiter is rude or pays no attention to our table and takes forever to even get our orders in.
User avatar #19 to #18 - luiselvergas (07/22/2013) [-]
ill keep that in mind
User avatar #15 to #12 - colegaleener (07/22/2013) [-]
Somewhere that isn't name brand
I'm saying like, your friend's uncle's homestyle restaurant
No denny's, no ponderosa, no applebees, no red lobster.
#13 to #12 - incest (07/21/2013) [-]
Your life's aspiration is to be a waiter?
Your life's aspiration is to be a waiter?
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User avatar #46 to #13 - cmurphyjrjrjr (07/22/2013) [-]
your name is incest
User avatar #47 to #46 - incest (07/22/2013) [-]
Good observation
User avatar #30 to #13 - deathstare (07/22/2013) [-]
Don't those ****** make a lot of money? Some people straight up turn that into a career.
User avatar #27 to #13 - sweatymannipple (07/22/2013) [-]
waiters have it pretty good in france
User avatar #17 to #13 - snowshark (07/22/2013) [-]
Some men are born to lead.

Others are born to serve.
User avatar #29 to #17 - deathstare (07/22/2013) [-]
Pshh, good luck trying to tell that to the blacks!
#16 to #13 - articulate (07/22/2013) [-]
Better than if he wanted to be a waitress.
Better than if he wanted to be a waitress.
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#1 - ultraniggerfaggot (07/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #1 - minsheme (07/21/2013) [-]
You forgot your fiddy cents.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thebobinito (07/21/2013) [-]
Tree fiddy bro.
User avatar #5 to #3 - willindor (07/21/2013) [-]
OP needs to suck 171,5 dicks for 300 dollars if he charges three fiddy each.
#25 to #5 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
When he needs to suck half a dick he can come find you I suppose.
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