May also work with skittles. Smarties may also work.. 42979025 gm] Whenever I get a package of plain M& Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robus
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May also work with skittles. Smarties may also work.. 42979025 gm] Whenever I get a package of plain M& Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robus

Smarties may also work.

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Whenever I get a package of plain M& Ms, I
make it my duty to continue the strength and
robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold inlets-
Taking two candies between my thumb and
forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them
together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior
one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M& Ms are tougher: and the newer bffe
ones are genetically interior. I have hypothesized that the the as a race
survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and
world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen: or pointier, or flatter than the
rest- Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but nevery rare occasions it gives
the candy extra strength. In this way: the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When Breach the end of the pack, I am left with one MAM, the strongest of the herd.
Since it would make no sense to eat this one as wer, I pack it neatly in an envelope and
send it to M& M Mei, A Division of Mars, Inc, Hackettstown, NJ 17840- I 503
LISA, along with a 3x5. card reading, "Please use this M& M for breeding purposes-"
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/ 2 pound bag
of plain M& Nis. I consider this " grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand
tournament- From a of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.
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#2 - iitoxictz (07/21/2013) [-]
Very funny, unrelated pic.
Very funny, unrelated pic.
#6 - laffingninja (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh my god yes! I thought I was the only one who ever did this! I don't send them in but still  thats awesome!
Oh my god yes! I thought I was the only one who ever did this! I don't send them in but still thats awesome!
#8 - shangrula (07/22/2013) [-]
Since there arent many comments, this is more likely to be seen... I've personally conducted this tournament of sorts, but i always questioned whether or not to continue using the same M&M to continue battling, or do them in pairs until a victor is complete. i think if you run the same one over and over again until it breaks... it isnt much of a competition.
#11 - anonexplains (07/22/2013) [-]
In a sense this could legit be considered Hunger games
User avatar #10 - TheFunnyJunkie (07/22/2013) [-]
i actually did this the other day, its mildly entertaining, i recommend trying it.
User avatar #9 - funnyhillman (07/22/2013) [-]
why would we want our M&ms to be hard? we dont wanna chip our teeth when we eat them!
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