May also work with skittles
Thumbs Up and go next:"2" Key
Thumbs Down and go next:"1" Key
Whenever I get a package of plain M& Ms, I
make it my duty to continue the strength and
robustness of the candy as a species. To this
end, I hold inlets-
Taking two candies between my thumb and
forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them
together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior
one immediately. The winner gets to go another round.
I have found that, in general, the brown and red M& Ms are tougher: and the newer bffe
ones are genetically interior. I have hypothesized that the the as a race
survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen: or pointier, or flatter than the
rest- Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but nevery rare occasions it gives
the candy extra strength. In this way: the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When Breach the end of the pack, I am left with one MAM, the strongest of the herd.
Since it would make no sense to eat this one as wer, I pack it neatly in an envelope and
send it to M& M Mei, A Division of Mars, Inc, Hackettstown, NJ 17840- I 503
LISA, along with a 3x5. card reading, "Please use this M& M for breeding purposes-"
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/ 2 pound bag
of plain M& Nis. I consider this " grant money." I have set aside the weekend for a grand
tournament- From a of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion.
There can be only one.