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Bad Kid's Jokes Comp

deds given, compiled by me.

Would you like to see me make more of these compilations?

Bad Kid' s Jokes
Mario
maria was walking down the stret when he sawa oow he started to stroke it then
he wraped it .
It was a oow
Son
San your late far dinner we had guests
53. quoter
1 Direction
what do you say if someone only hens to 1 direction
men to some other songs.
Dinosaur Joke
DINOSAUR JOKE
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO' S THERE
DINO
DINO WHO
DINOSAUR
1, -minutes
To A Moon
why does the spaderman go to a moon?
to fart
pane #asti' # moon# hadji: ls. jolies.# jolies.
A Snail Without
what do you call a snail without a shell
its dead
The Tonia
Malt did the tort's say to the her
Ask You Out
old ash you out
but i had you
but i love you
Cross A Old Lady
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A LADY AND A FEES?
A LADY
What Do You Get
what do you get when you cross the road
And my personal favorite...
In Trees
how do birds get in trees?
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Submitted: 07/21/2013
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#56 - zibdibbie (07/21/2013) [-]
I also liked this one
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#159 to #56 - churbro (07/21/2013) [-]
Humans make banana cry
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#26 - ruraidhri (07/21/2013) [-]
"wut dud the tortoise say to the haer"

"wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"


That is the best thing i'v ever read.
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#168 to #26 - 2scared2login (07/21/2013) [-]
From a gamer's perspective it makes perfect sense (pc gamer). Perhaps the child is an avid gamer?
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User avatar #205 to #26 - vedomajkatrololol (07/22/2013) [-]
Udyr's W is turtle stance.. PLEASE TELL MY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE TO NOTICE
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#1 - uberedheavy (07/21/2013) [-]
These jokes are so terrible they are funny
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#57 - zibdibbie (07/21/2013) [-]
Also this
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#42 - danniella (07/21/2013) [-]
its amazing how most content nowadays struggles to make me smile but jokes by kids make me burst out laughing incredibly loud.
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User avatar #39 - traelos (07/21/2013) [-]
What do you get when you cross the road.

Run over.

How is that a bad joke?
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#146 to #39 - 2scared2login (07/21/2013) [-]
too morbid for a kids site I guess
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User avatar #166 to #39 - bionicsneeze (07/21/2013) [-]
I thought it was ******* brilliant.
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User avatar #47 to #39 - mynameisnotmike (07/21/2013) [-]
morbid humor on a kids joke site isn't really appropriate as said in the green box on top
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#211 to #39 - deathstare (07/22/2013) [-]
He also said jokes that are too rude for a children's site are screened.
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User avatar #5 - twi (07/21/2013) [-]
that 1 direction one was so blunt I just burst out laughing
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User avatar #87 to #5 - Grizzally (07/21/2013) [-]
I liked the one about the turtle and the hare. I just imagined it like:
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit ttttttttttt.
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User avatar #98 to #87 - hydraetis (07/21/2013) [-]
I thought of it in terms of WASD controls....
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User avatar #107 to #5 - FlameBreaker (07/21/2013) [-]
Not to be rude or anything but why did you get 100+ thumbs for declaring "I LAFFED".
Is there something I'm missing.
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#108 to #107 - twi (07/21/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I unno
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User avatar #111 to #108 - FlameBreaker (07/21/2013) [-]
I swear, I noticed you've commented some random opinion (Not that that's bad)/reaction and you get 100+ thumbs.
phunnyjink pls LOL
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User avatar #167 to #111 - darkjustifier (07/21/2013) [-]
twi master race.
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#226 to #107 - Xyhpon (07/22/2013) [-]
Maybe people think they'll catch twi's greenthumbemonia if they come in contact with his green thumb button.
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#12 - grandogger (07/21/2013) [-]
I want more, OP
I want more, OP
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User avatar #140 to #12 - oceanfrank ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Awww man, George of the Jungle VHS here I come!
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#195 - triggathepirate (07/22/2013) [-]
Way I see it. It, this is a deep joke.
They were racing in a game and he's using wasd. Forgot to close the chat box.
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#93 - mostlyjunk ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
Son you're late for dinner, we had guests.

personal favorite
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#99 - tenthdivine (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh my god.
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#86 - thedungeonmaster (07/21/2013) [-]
This one is ******* genius.
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#16 - inoland (07/21/2013) [-]
snail without a shell
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#35 - matralith (07/21/2013) [-]
The Run Over joke was pretty clever.
The Run Over joke was pretty clever.
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#242 - fineeequine (07/22/2013) [-]
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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