An opponent for Chuck Norris
SIR CIRRUS' I"() PIPER :
He was Dracula
He was a Bond Villain.
He was Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes.,
He was Death.
He was Lucifer.
He was Count Dooku.
He was Saruman
He was Lord .
He recorded a heavy metal concept album
He hunted Nazis during- WWII,
He was part ofa secret agent unit called
The of Warfare,
When told by Peter Jackson to imagine how
a man heme stabbed In the back sounds,
he told him he didn' t have to
He' s fluent in English, Italian, French,
German, and Spanish: "moderately
proficient" in Swedish, Russian, and Greek,
and "conversational'" in Mazarin
Now, let' s see Chuck Norris top that.