Coconut water. . J Russo! Brande I' m drinking virgin coconut water. Slut coconut water mysteriously not on the menu. Russell Brand G This coconut is no longer
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Coconut water

J Russo! Brande
I' m drinking virgin coconut water.
Slut coconut water mysteriously not
on the menu.
Russell Brand G
This coconut is no longer a virgin
and I am no longer welcome at this
restaurant.
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Submitted: 07/20/2013
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User avatar #2 - notthedoctor ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
this guy is ******* nuts
User avatar #8 to #2 - xjetaluskix (07/21/2013) [-]
I'm sure that slutty coconut is ******* a ton of nuts.
#54 to #8 - sweetellie (07/21/2013) [-]
I am loving your avatar/ icon/ dp/ whatever it's called...
User avatar #72 to #54 - niggasaurus (07/21/2013) [-]
Oh man, I miss that show. One of the first animes I ever really watched
#74 to #72 - sweetellie (07/21/2013) [-]
First I watched too :3
First I watched too :3
User avatar #76 to #74 - niggasaurus (07/21/2013) [-]
I watched it before I really knew how to deal with feels; I hardly knew what they were, and I sure as hell didn't expect the flood of them I got from the ending
#37 to #2 - witislimited (07/21/2013) [-]
Relevant.
#38 to #2 - tabarzins (07/21/2013) [-]
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#3 to #2 - doctoryou (07/21/2013) [-]
No, this guy is ******* coconuts
#4 to #3 - olizandri (07/21/2013) [-]
jesus christ...
#10 to #4 - John Cena (07/21/2013) [-]
The sad thing is, you're right, and you got thumbed down because people are too stupid to realize that the original comment was the joke.
User avatar #26 to #10 - SHAMU (07/21/2013) [-]
At least here, people realized that he was right. I was not so lucky www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4256355/Awww+...+Wait+what/5#5
#7 to #4 - hisnameisjake (07/21/2013) [-]
I dont think you get it.
#17 - aslypancake (07/21/2013) [-]
hfw getting kicked out
#21 - walkerjam (07/21/2013) [-]
**walkerjam rolls 66**
User avatar #29 to #21 - quaggsire (07/21/2013) [-]
Not bad.
#36 to #21 - notified (07/21/2013) [-]
Have a related wallpaper, you glorious hero.
#32 to #21 - carnageboy (07/21/2013) [-]
Anime: 5cm per second
#47 to #21 - sanguinesolitude (07/21/2013) [-]
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god bless you you american hero
#48 to #21 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/21/2013) [-]
**chiefrunnyjeans rolls 37** Houston, the dubs bay has opened. Deploying dubs now.
User avatar #51 to #49 - kolpster (07/21/2013) [-]
**kolpster rolls 07** we have the technology, we can rebuild!
miss-typed the previous comment
#52 to #51 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/21/2013) [-]
OH GOD
OH GOD
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+10
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User avatar #20 to #9 - painispleasure (07/21/2013) [-]
remember when him and Jonathan Ross called up Andrew Sachs and abused him about his family, including openly saying on live radio that he ****** his grand-daughter, as a series of 'prank' calls, and of course they did joke about him killing himself when he found out. mm. cool guy.
User avatar #60 to #20 - happyfox (07/21/2013) [-]
ok you obviously just read what the papers like to sensationalise and clearly didn't listen to the show itself. Sachs was meant to be going a phone interview with them, Russell had mentioned in passing before the call that he had had relations with the guy's granddaughter. When they rang him, he didn't pick up, so they thought they'd leave him a voicemail. Russell was talking away, and in the background, Ross suddenly blurts out "EE ****** YOWA GWANDAW'A!"
The remainder of the show was a series of phonecalls of Russell apologising, although admittedly they were quite silly, there was no intent to harm or hurt an old man's feelings. Russell wanted him on his show in the first place cos he respected the guy, and it wasn't even him who said the infamous line.

#28 to #20 - suckittrebek (07/21/2013) [-]
Yeah.. soooooo funny
User avatar #82 to #28 - tarekmig (07/21/2013) [-]
Sigh...




*zip*
User avatar #14 to #9 - ADeadlYLepricoN (07/21/2013) [-]
Doesn't afraid
User avatar #18 to #14 - awesumjjman (07/21/2013) [-]
it was an intentional reference
#25 to #9 - ohokay (07/21/2013) [-]
Finally someone who isn't blindly criticising Russell Brand, thank you stranger, he is a clever dude and good writer.
Finally someone who isn't blindly criticising Russell Brand, thank you stranger, he is a clever dude and good writer.
User avatar #15 - mysweetestpoison (07/21/2013) [-]
why everyone hates phanact?

dont even know who he is o.รด
User avatar #30 to #15 - fournum ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
**fournum rolled user alleksi **

because every community needs a village idiot to hate every once in a while.

Although fj has way more than enough idiots to harass, phanact just seems to have that certain special quality that makes him (or her?) perfect for the job.


so this goes out to Phanact, our lovable, dislikable, fj village idiot!


User avatar #35 to #15 - royalwerewolf (07/21/2013) [-]
see
phanact used to be like you and me
except
He managed to become known
for all the wrong reasons
namely his orange OC pony
#59 - wakster (07/21/2013) [-]
yfw after
#69 to #59 - beefking (07/21/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 - dharkmoswen (07/21/2013) [-]
Up butt cocnut
User avatar #1 - dafuckisthisshit (07/20/2013) [-]
that must have been a hard ****
#11 - willindor (07/21/2013) [-]
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#12 - John Cena (07/21/2013) [-]
**** off, fagact.
#83 to #80 - John Cena (07/21/2013) [-]
YOU'RE NOT FARTING THE FART PHANACT KNEW YOU COULD FART
User avatar #41 to #12 - olesc (07/21/2013) [-]
dont u think "phaggot" would have been better ?
User avatar #63 to #41 - bowlerpipe (07/21/2013) [-]
I prefer the plain and simple, universally applying "Jewfaggot"
#77 to #12 - John Cena (07/21/2013) [-]
No no, you're doing it wrong. When insulting Phoonact, you have to spam this.

PHANACT IS FART
#13 to #12 - anonymoose (07/21/2013) [-]
You're really cool the way you made a cheap portmanteau of Phanact and Faggot. Here's a comedy award.
User avatar #31 to #13 - missrainbowdash (07/21/2013) [-]
what does portmanteau mean
User avatar #33 to #31 - anonymoose (07/21/2013) [-]
Fusion of two words.

phanact + faggot = fagact
#34 to #31 - John Cena (07/21/2013) [-]
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#23 - mahoney (07/21/2013) [-]
Russel Brand is unfunny trash
#56 - nortledrones (07/21/2013) [-]
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1. Coconut water taste nasty.
2. Russell Brand hasn't been relevant ever since he ****** Katy Perry.
3. Iced Tea master race.
4. Miley Cyrus is a whore.
User avatar #79 to #56 - fistoftheaxis (07/21/2013) [-]
You shut your whore mouth. Coconut water straight off a coconut is the dankest **** right there.
#58 to #56 - jsilver (07/21/2013) [-]
this 			*****		 trippin on some spiked Iced Tea....
this ***** trippin on some spiked Iced Tea....
#40 - John Cena (07/21/2013) [-]
**** off you sexist pig rape isn't funny.
User avatar #43 to #40 - smokekusheveryday (07/21/2013) [-]
Hah actually it is funny (just not the actual act of rape) my point being this is the internet
User avatar #42 to #40 - pulluspardus (07/21/2013) [-]
you have to accept it , you don't have a choice.
User avatar #53 to #40 - gonzoen (07/21/2013) [-]
Who the hell said anything about rape?
**** off, you wannabe feminist.
User avatar #61 to #40 - momothebear (07/21/2013) [-]
"rape can be funny. Picture Porky pig raping Elmer Fudd"

-George Carlin
#45 to #40 - starrkkun (07/21/2013) [-]
It was a joke about putting his dick in a coconut, and all of a sudden to you, it;s a joke about rape?
#62 to #40 - redeadhunter (07/21/2013) [-]
I agree, pig rape should be taken very seriously.
User avatar #46 to #40 - chiefrunnyjeans (07/21/2013) [-]
Nice try. There is no chance of a ********* in today's forecast.
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