Hitman. Found on thee chan.. That's not a knife <- This is a knife He's obviously never played knifey-spooney before bags tags
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#14 - mudkipfucker
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(07/20/2013) [-]
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That's not a knife
<- This is a knife

He's obviously never played knifey-spooney before
#25 to #14 - JesuschristofAZ
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(07/20/2013) [-]
"That's not a knife, this is a knife!"
#26 to #25 - JesuschristofAZ
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(07/20/2013) [-]
"woooo, down I go"
#44 to #26 - theturkeyburger
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(07/20/2013) [-]
That's nawt a kniofe... Now THIS is a kniofe
#15 - fantomen
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Fun fact.
In WWII, both the English and the Germans made hidden belt guns that could be fired with your hands above your head.
The idea was that if someone tried to capture you and hold you at gun point you could fake surrender and then shoot them without reaching for your pistol.
(which is a war crime BTW)


I personally think the German ones are cooler.
#36 to #15 - draxdiesel
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(07/20/2013) [-]
but...how? how do you fire one of these? i can't think of an action you could do to fire one of these that you wouldnt accidentally do when fighting. and i imagine it's fairly difficult to get a boner with a gun pointed at your head


unless you're into that
#50 to #36 - fantomen
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(07/20/2013) [-]
you'd have a trigger plunger like for an old camera running up your sleeve into hand to let you fire it, or you'd have a string attacked to the trigger, then sewn into your sleeve so that raising your hands high above your head fires it.
#24 to #15 - dapianoman
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(07/20/2013) [-]
that's a war crime?
#29 to #24 - RamzaBeoulve
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Yes. Pretending to surrender is a war crime. Which is stupid as ****, but whatever.
#30 to #24 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Copypasta from the Geneva Convention:

Article 37.-Prohibition of perfidy
1. It is prohibited to kill, injure or capture an adversary by resort to perfidy. Acts inviting the confidence of an adversary to lead him to believe that he is entitled to, or is obliged to accord, protection under the rules of international law applicable in armed conflict, with intent to betray that confidence, shall constitute perfidy. The following acts are examples of perfidy:
(a) The feigning of an intent to negotiate under a flag of truce or of a surrender;
(b) The feigning of an incapacitation by wounds or sickness;
(c) The feigning of civilian, non-combatant status; and
(d) The feigning of protected status by the use of signs, emblems or uniforms of the United Nations or of neutral or other States not Parties to the conflict.

Although I think that feigning a surrender to attack is a dickmove, I can see why people would use it. A war is usually filled with more dickmoves than a 100-man circlejerk.
#53 to #30 - dapianoman
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(07/21/2013) [-]
thanks anon
#28 to #24 - slendermansgooch
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(07/20/2013) [-]
just curious how its a war crime doesnt make sense
#32 to #28 - fantomen
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Lets just pretend you're a soldier, you and your buddies are walking around in the woods, suddenly you bump into a few unsuspecting enemies.

You take them so off guard that you hold them at gun point and tell them to surrender. They comply, but suddenly one guy shoots your friends with some kind of hidden gun. You already had your rifle out so you manage to shoot him just before he shoots you.

Now, as soon as the other guys in your army hear about this they will get nervous.
They'll start thinking "I'm not gonna let that happen to me!"
So the next time they bump into some surrendering enemy soldiers they get nervous.
They'll think "what if they're just faking?" "We should make 100% sure they don't get any of us by killing them before he can kill us"

So your guys shoot a bunch of surrendering soldiers.
It then turns out non of them had hidden weapons and you men just massacred a bunch of guys that just wanted to go home.

The enemy hears about it and decide that "If they're executing our boys we're gonna execute them!" And the action of the guy with the hidden pistol has now lead to all surrendering would-be POWs are shot on sight, and thousands die needlessly.
#51 to #32 - slendermansgooch
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Makes perfect sense thanks man
#22 - thelordofrepost
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I HIGHLY doubt that glock is full automatic.
#33 to #22 - hitlersoneballsack
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(07/20/2013) [-]
what glock?
#37 to #33 - acirikis ONLINE
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I can understand your confusion. But if you read it again you will see that he pointed out there's a glock hidden in the cup. I was looking at the picture for an hour and still can't find it.
#38 to #37 - hitlersoneballsack
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(07/20/2013) [-]
I dont understand, who would even drink a glock, Beretta's are much better
#2 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
Jeff sounds like some of you faggots. You little ******* turds get so ******* worked up over stupid ****. Like this, I bet this is pissing you off, you little ******* virgin. You are probably screaming inside your head right now. I bet you are about to throw the angriest red thumb you have at me. GO AHEAD! I posted as anon you ******* cunts. NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO ME NOW!

TL;DR It's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard.
#16 to #2 - vissova
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Posting as anon gives away that you're trolling.
#3 to #2 - anon
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(07/19/2013) [-]
NO! NO! Don't you ******* give me green thumbs like you sheep agree with me. Please don't act like you have a consciousness outside the ******* hive-mind.
#8 to #3 - tetroll
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Why anon you are right! all of those faggots suck dick!
#13 to #8 - sinonyx
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(07/20/2013) [-]
you tried.. ish
#52 to #13 - tetroll
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(07/21/2013) [-]
Implying I wasn't serious
Implying I wasn't serious
#40 to #2 - minsheme
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#41 to #2 - mypenisismoist
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(07/20/2013) [-]
And now Jeff sounds like you, because you just got butthurt over nothing. Good job.
#11 to #2 - I Am Monkey
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#12 to #2 - sinonyx
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(07/20/2013) [-]
"You little ******* turds get so ******* worked up over stupid ****."

is this irony, or is this the joke?
#18 to #2 - studyofwumbology
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(07/20/2013) [-]
#19 - anon
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(07/20/2013) [-]
thats not a knife, THATS A SPIFE!




SPIFE!!!



look it up from sam and cat
#48 to #19 - ahjay
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Nah I don't really feel like it.jpg
#20 to #19 - philliyoMLB
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Nah, I'll pass.
#46 - bbboy
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(07/20/2013) [-]
i keep reading the salesman's voice as Cr1TiKaL's.
#27 - workablenathan
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(07/20/2013) [-]
#39 - Jackimole
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(07/20/2013) [-]
For those of you who don't know, this is from "Emails from an asshole". He's hilarious, he ***** with people on Craigslist like this. Google that ****.
#35 - princessthymicorn
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(07/20/2013) [-]
This post is a fairly decent argument for why people shouldn't be trusted to be responsible with guns.
#43 to #35 - noopinion
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(07/20/2013) [-]
how?
#34 - mrthezho
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(07/20/2013) [-]
Why the **** is this posted in the 4chan channel?