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Hitman. Found on thee chan. Disguised Weapons Posted at: I I Add Continent Original ad: W“ Disguisable weapons wanted W“ Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle kniv

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Disguised Weapons
Posted at: I I Add Continent
Original ad:
W“ Disguisable weapons wanted W“
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc... --
omgomg: cash, items tor barter
Hey,
I saw your ad looking tor weapons- I have several
items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will
send you pictures and prices.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff m” to Me:
I am. lets see what you got.
From ME tta Jett MI
Jeff,
Here you go:
Looks like a normal spoon, right?
Wrong. It is actually a deadly Ati" , knife with tactical grip.
One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off
attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.
I am asking sac tor the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at
Mike
From Jett mm tta Me:
that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer,
dont waste my time.
From ME tta Jett MI
Jeff,
I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons
that I think you will feel differently about.
Mike
From Jeff m” to Me:
fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can **** om
From Me to Jeff mm:
Jeff,
Thank you tor . Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think
you will love:
At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, ifyou look close
enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Block 18& you will be able to
pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this tine purchase. Asking was tor
the gun/ cup combo.
Still thirsty thejustice? Try this badass disguised as a Sena- The
box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow tor any kind of optics (not
included} that you wish to attach. This weapon is only tor sale if you have a Class III
permit.
This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli
12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The quilted tissues serve
as a comfortable grip on the pulpfiction shotgun. Also, if you tint) yourself
sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready tor
action. Asking We tor the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra per
box.
Let me know if you want any of these items.
Thanks,
Mike
From Jeff m” to Me:
youre a ******* dumbass, *********** , asswipe, retarded ******** you prob walk
around with that **** too you dumb mother ******* I hope you get hit by a car. ****
off, eat **** , and die.
...
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#14 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
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That's not a knife
<- This is a knife

He's obviously never played knifey-spooney before
#25 to #14 - JesuschristofAZ (07/20/2013) [-]
"That's not a knife, this is a knife!"
#26 to #25 - JesuschristofAZ (07/20/2013) [-]
"woooo, down I go"
#44 to #26 - theturkeyburger ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
That's nawt a kniofe... Now THIS is a kniofe
#15 - fantomen (07/20/2013) [-]
Fun fact.
In WWII, both the English and the Germans made hidden belt guns that could be fired with your hands above your head.
The idea was that if someone tried to capture you and hold you at gun point you could fake surrender and then shoot them without reaching for your pistol.
(which is a war crime BTW)


I personally think the German ones are cooler.
#36 to #15 - draxdiesel (07/20/2013) [-]
but...how? how do you fire one of these? i can't think of an action you could do to fire one of these that you wouldnt accidentally do when fighting. and i imagine it's fairly difficult to get a boner with a gun pointed at your head


unless you're into that
User avatar #50 to #36 - fantomen (07/20/2013) [-]
you'd have a trigger plunger like for an old camera running up your sleeve into hand to let you fire it, or you'd have a string attacked to the trigger, then sewn into your sleeve so that raising your hands high above your head fires it.
User avatar #24 to #15 - dapianoman (07/20/2013) [-]
that's a war crime?
#30 to #24 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
Copypasta from the Geneva Convention:

Article 37.-Prohibition of perfidy
1. It is prohibited to kill, injure or capture an adversary by resort to perfidy. Acts inviting the confidence of an adversary to lead him to believe that he is entitled to, or is obliged to accord, protection under the rules of international law applicable in armed conflict, with intent to betray that confidence, shall constitute perfidy. The following acts are examples of perfidy:
(a) The feigning of an intent to negotiate under a flag of truce or of a surrender;
(b) The feigning of an incapacitation by wounds or sickness;
(c) The feigning of civilian, non-combatant status; and
(d) The feigning of protected status by the use of signs, emblems or uniforms of the United Nations or of neutral or other States not Parties to the conflict.

Although I think that feigning a surrender to attack is a dickmove, I can see why people would use it. A war is usually filled with more dickmoves than a 100-man circlejerk.
User avatar #53 to #30 - dapianoman (07/21/2013) [-]
thanks anon
User avatar #29 to #24 - RamzaBeoulve (07/20/2013) [-]
Yes. Pretending to surrender is a war crime. Which is stupid as **** , but whatever.
#28 to #24 - slendermansgooch (07/20/2013) [-]
just curious how its a war crime doesnt make sense
User avatar #32 to #28 - fantomen (07/20/2013) [-]
Lets just pretend you're a soldier, you and your buddies are walking around in the woods, suddenly you bump into a few unsuspecting enemies.

You take them so off guard that you hold them at gun point and tell them to surrender. They comply, but suddenly one guy shoots your friends with some kind of hidden gun. You already had your rifle out so you manage to shoot him just before he shoots you.

Now, as soon as the other guys in your army hear about this they will get nervous.
They'll start thinking "I'm not gonna let that happen to me!"
So the next time they bump into some surrendering enemy soldiers they get nervous.
They'll think "what if they're just faking?" "We should make 100% sure they don't get any of us by killing them before he can kill us"

So your guys shoot a bunch of surrendering soldiers.
It then turns out non of them had hidden weapons and you men just massacred a bunch of guys that just wanted to go home.

The enemy hears about it and decide that "If they're executing our boys we're gonna execute them!" And the action of the guy with the hidden pistol has now lead to all surrendering would-be POWs are shot on sight, and thousands die needlessly.
#51 to #32 - slendermansgooch (07/20/2013) [-]
Makes perfect sense thanks man
#2 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
Jeff sounds like some of you faggots. You little ******* turds get so ******* worked up over stupid **** . Like this, I bet this is pissing you off, you little ******* virgin. You are probably screaming inside your head right now. I bet you are about to throw the angriest red thumb you have at me. GO AHEAD! I posted as anon you ******* cunts. NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO ME NOW!

TL;DR It's a joke not a dick don't take it so hard.
User avatar #16 to #2 - vissova (07/20/2013) [-]
Posting as anon gives away that you're trolling.
0
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User avatar #41 to #2 - mypenisismoist ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
And now Jeff sounds like you, because you just got butthurt over nothing. Good job.
User avatar #12 to #2 - sinonyx (07/20/2013) [-]
"You little ******* turds get so ******* worked up over stupid **** ."

is this irony, or is this the joke?
#3 to #2 - anon (07/19/2013) [-]
NO! NO! Don't you ******* give me green thumbs like you sheep agree with me. Please don't act like you have a consciousness outside the ******* hive-mind.
#8 to #3 - tetroll (07/20/2013) [-]
Why anon you are right! all of those faggots suck dick!
User avatar #13 to #8 - sinonyx (07/20/2013) [-]
you tried.. ish
#52 to #13 - tetroll (07/21/2013) [-]
Implying I wasn't serious
Implying I wasn't serious
User avatar #46 - bbboy (07/20/2013) [-]
i keep reading the salesman's voice as Cr1TiKaL's.
User avatar #39 - Jackimole (07/20/2013) [-]
For those of you who don't know, this is from "Emails from an asshole". He's hilarious, he ***** with people on Craigslist like this. Google that **** .
#35 - princessthymicorn (07/20/2013) [-]
This post is a fairly decent argument for why people shouldn't be trusted to be responsible with guns.
User avatar #43 to #35 - noopinion (07/20/2013) [-]
how?
User avatar #22 - thelordofrepost (07/20/2013) [-]
I HIGHLY doubt that glock is full automatic.
User avatar #33 to #22 - hitlersoneballsack (07/20/2013) [-]
what glock?
User avatar #37 to #33 - acirikis ONLINE (07/20/2013) [-]
I can understand your confusion. But if you read it again you will see that he pointed out there's a glock hidden in the cup. I was looking at the picture for an hour and still can't find it.
User avatar #38 to #37 - hitlersoneballsack (07/20/2013) [-]
I dont understand, who would even drink a glock, Beretta's are much better
User avatar #47 - harrywarden (07/20/2013) [-]
This is such an old repost, but it's still funny as hell.
#42 - incognitoad (07/20/2013) [-]
&gt;The first one.
>The first one.
User avatar #34 - mrthezho (07/20/2013) [-]
Why the **** is this posted in the 4chan channel?
#19 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
thats not a knife, THATS A SPIFE!




SPIFE!!!



look it up from sam and cat
User avatar #48 to #19 - ahjay (07/20/2013) [-]
Nah I don't really feel like it.jpg
User avatar #20 to #19 - philliyoMLB (07/20/2013) [-]
Nah, I'll pass.
#10 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
this isnt 4chan and its old as ****
#9 - autride (07/20/2013) [-]
#1 - toastandbananas (07/19/2013) [-]
i lost it at the m16
#45 - FightClub (07/20/2013) [-]
this is hilarious
this is hilarious
#17 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
At least wait a few days before reposting..... I saw this yesterday..
#6 - anon (07/20/2013) [-]
fukken lost it at 'spoon blade'
User avatar #5 - hairysmellyanus (07/20/2013) [-]
This has been around for like 3 years.
#4 - resbiansrock (07/20/2013) [-]
Knife-spoon...a bit too edgy...
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